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Mershaaay
12/08/11 7:11:00 AM
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fbi-change-definition-rape-time-1929-article-1.988510

According to the FBI’s website, the proposed new definition is “penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.”


How... how is this possibly okay? I can think of a thousand miscarriages of justice that will happen based on this stupid new rule.

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Justin_Crossing
12/08/11 7:12:00 AM
#2:


united states of america ladies and gentlemen

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TheNinJa7777
12/08/11 7:12:00 AM
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Oh hey another way for trifling hoes to cry rape whenever i guy pisses them off.

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Mershaaay
12/08/11 7:13:00 AM
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This is a political move by the Obama Admin to court a bunch of Feminazis who will scream rape if you look at them wrong

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Ayuyu
12/08/11 7:15:00 AM
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'' Looking at a woman while having dirty thoughts is now considered rape ''

BY Rheana Murray
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Friday, September 8 2012, 5:34 PM


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Lowtan_Lane
12/08/11 7:34:00 AM
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Just touching a girls butthole would be impossible to prove. I wish a ***** would try and catch me up on that.

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Mershaaay
12/08/11 9:18:00 AM
#7:


Lowtan_Lane posted...
Just touching a girls butthole would be impossible to prove. I wish a ***** would try and catch me up on that.

what

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PartOfYourWorld
12/08/11 9:22:00 AM
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eww butts

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Biolizard28
12/08/11 9:22:00 AM
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PartOfYourWorld posted...
eww butts

What is this mockery?

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thundersheep
12/08/11 9:23:00 AM
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Touching is not penetration... If a girl doesn't want it in her butt, and you stick it in her butt, yeah it's rape.

Not sure how you draw these conclusions.

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Theon_Greyjoy
12/08/11 9:25:00 AM
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I have no desire to ever do a girl in the butt so I don't mind.

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foolm0ron
12/08/11 9:27:00 AM
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Girls can already cry rape after giving consent and you can get screwed over, it doesn't really matter what the law says anymore

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NeoElfboy
12/08/11 9:47:00 AM
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I don't see any problem with that proposed definition honestly.

Not that I'm stunned at B8 males making fools of themselves with the being hyper-focused on a small number of women falsely accusing men of rape while showing no apparent concern for the vastly more widespread problem of rape itself. Stay classy, guys.

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foolm0ron
12/08/11 9:49:00 AM
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Actual rape isn't relevant in this discussion because actual rapists don't follow the law

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 9:52:00 AM
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I don't think touching counts as "penetration, no matter how slight" but okay.

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Liquid Wind
12/08/11 9:55:00 AM
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foolm0ron posted...
Girls can already cry rape after giving consent and you can get screwed over, it doesn't really matter what the law says anymore

this, we really should start making people sign contracts at this point.
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kangolcone
12/08/11 10:03:00 AM
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Rape, especially date and acquaitence rape, goes unreported far more than it is falsely reported.

How come this is such a big problem for guys on this board? Never once have I been accused of rape, had a friend accused of rape, or evenly remotely associated with somebody who has been accused of rape.

Really makes me question who you guys hang out with and what sort of women you know.

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Eeeevil Overlord
12/08/11 10:08:00 AM
#18:


"Rape, especially date and acquaitence rape, goes unreported far more than it is falsely reported.

How come this is such a big problem for guys"


Fixed.

Seriously, if the topic title said "it is now considered rape to ram your finger pretty far up a girl's butthole during sex and wiggle it around without asking" it'd be a bit closer to the truth.

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DeathChicken
12/08/11 10:14:00 AM
#19:


Only in America would a Kancho be considered rape

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Theon_Greyjoy
12/08/11 10:21:00 AM
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Never once have I been accused of rape, had a friend accused of rape, or evenly remotely associated with somebody who has been accused of rape.

Personally I've only known people involved in one case, and I'm 99% sure it was a false accusation. Girl cheated on her boyfriend when drunk and cried rape.

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RyokIes
12/08/11 10:23:00 AM
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next thing you know holding eye contact with a woman is considered eye raping

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The_Djoker
12/08/11 10:23:00 AM
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From: Theon_Greyjoy | #011
I have no desire to ever do a girl in the butt so I don't mind.


IT's awesome.

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RyokIes
12/08/11 10:24:00 AM
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no its not

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Eeeevil Overlord
12/08/11 10:33:00 AM
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Without bothering to check figures, pretty sure more people are raped than are falsely accused of rape.

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GuessMyUserName
12/08/11 10:38:00 AM
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From: Eeeevil Overlord | Posted: 12/8/2011 1:33:20 PM | #025
Without bothering to check figures, pretty sure more people are raped than are falsely accused of rape.


This isn't a justification for falsely accusing rape.

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Eeeevil Overlord
12/08/11 10:44:00 AM
#27:


Uh, where exactly did I say it was? Elfboy's point was that the problem of rape is far greater than the problem of false accusations, Ulti seemed to disagree based on the fact that "false accusations happen a lot". That's what I was disputing. Where you got justification for false accusation from I'll never know.

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 10:44:00 AM
#28:


DeathChicken posted...
Only in America would a Kancho be considered rape



If Kakashi and Naruto were yanks, Sensei could be in huge trouble for this!

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skull_bonek23
12/08/11 11:01:00 AM
#29:


Why would you take a trip to brown town if the girl isn't down anyway?

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Mershaaay
12/08/11 11:22:00 AM
#30:


thundersheep posted...
Touching is not penetration... If a girl doesn't want it in her butt, and you stick it in her butt, yeah it's rape.

Not sure how you draw these conclusions.


"no matter how slight" = sticking my finger in there an inch.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
12/08/11 11:24:00 AM
#31:


Man, why the hell are girls crazy nowadays

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KJH
12/08/11 11:26:00 AM
#32:


I do find it kinda funny that the new definition broadens it, but then one of the people says:

“This new definition will mean that, at long last, we will begin to see the full scope of this horrific violence, and that understanding will carry through to increased attention and resources for prevention and action."

Like... when the definition is broadened like this, it's not really going to make the full scope of rape seem more violent. Mainly because any use of violence is generally forcible unless there's some serious masochist kink going on. I mean, strictly relative, if you look at the full scope of rape after this change in definition, it's a lot less violent.

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 11:29:00 AM
#33:


Mershaaay posted...
thundersheep posted...
Touching is not penetration... If a girl doesn't want it in her butt, and you stick it in her butt, yeah it's rape.

Not sure how you draw these conclusions.

"no matter how slight" = sticking my finger in there an inch.


sticking your finger in there an inch =/= "touching"

"touching" =/= "penetration"

sticking your finger in there an inch = penetration

Your topic title = incorrect

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kangolcone
12/08/11 11:29:00 AM
#34:


Shoenin_Kakashi posted...
Man, why the hell are girls crazy nowadays

Yeah I mean, it's almost like they want equal rights or something.

/sarcasm

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Liquid Wind
12/08/11 11:32:00 AM
#35:


Yeah I mean, it's almost like they want equal rights or something.

if a girl randomly started fingering your prostate while giving you a BJ without asking first, you'd have

no

chance

in hell

of getting a conviction for rape

this isn't equal rights, this is feminazism at it's worst.
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Eeeevil Overlord
12/08/11 11:58:00 AM
#36:


All about equating "not wanting a guy penetrating you against your will" with nazism.

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IngmarBirdman
12/08/11 12:00:00 PM
#37:


Well, on the bright side:

The riskier it becomes for men to have sex with women, uglier women stop getting laid because nobody thinks they're worth it. Riskier sex puts more women below the pornography line, which hopefully will result in fewer ugly women reproducing or more ugly women trying to shape up.

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foolm0ron
12/08/11 12:02:00 PM
#38:


From: KJH | #032
Like... when the definition is broadened like this, it's not really going to make the full scope of rape seem more violent. Mainly because any use of violence is generally forcible unless there's some serious masochist kink going on. I mean, strictly relative, if you look at the full scope of rape after this change in definition, it's a lot less violent.


Exactly

You're making consensual sex that involved a little unwarranted butt fingering LEGALLY EQUIVALENT to chloroforming a woman, dragging her into an alley, and raping her.

How does that help rape victims again?

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Liquid Wind
12/08/11 12:26:00 PM
#39:


IngmarBirdman posted...
Well, on the bright side:

The riskier it becomes for men to have sex with women, uglier women stop getting laid because nobody thinks they're worth it. Riskier sex puts more women below the pornography line, which hopefully will result in fewer ugly women reproducing or more ugly women trying to shape up.


mmm, this is actually a pretty good thing. if this leads to more women putting away the doritos and getting off the couch then I'm all for it!
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Mershaaay
12/08/11 12:30:00 PM
#40:


GenesisSaga posted...
Mershaaay posted...
thundersheep posted...
Touching is not penetration... If a girl doesn't want it in her butt, and you stick it in her butt, yeah it's rape.

Not sure how you draw these conclusions.

"no matter how slight" = sticking my finger in there an inch.

sticking your finger in there an inch =/= "touching"

"touching" =/= "penetration"

sticking your finger in there an inch = penetration

Your topic title = incorrect


it's still ridiculous that I can be charged with rape for fingering a girl in any situation

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 12:35:00 PM
#41:


Mershaaay posted...
it's still ridiculous that I can be charged with rape for fingering a girl in any situation

skull_bonek23 posted...
Why would you take a trip to brown town if the girl isn't down anyway?

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Eeeevil Overlord
12/08/11 12:57:00 PM
#42:


"it's still ridiculous that I can be charged with rape for fingering a girl in any situation"

The situation where she doesn't want it?

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Mershaaay
12/08/11 12:58:00 PM
#43:


Eeeevil Overlord posted...
"it's still ridiculous that I can be charged with rape for fingering a girl in any situation"

The situation where she doesn't want it?


The situation where she doesn't technically ask for it but you do it anyway. Then if she gets moody a few weeks later she can now accuse you of rape.

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JeffreyRaze
12/08/11 12:58:00 PM
#44:


It is entirely possible to accidentally finger a woman's butthole.

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ExThaNemesis
12/08/11 12:59:00 PM
#45:


From: Liquid Wind | #016
this, we really should start making people sign contracts at this point.


this.

And provide video documentation. I'm honestly going to make videos on my phone pre-sex of her flat out saying "let's have sex."

try to prosecute against that, b****. And now I'm gonna sue you for defamation of character. What up.

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CLEANYOURBONG
12/08/11 12:59:00 PM
#46:


Didn't read any of this, but obviously if a woman has already consented to touching your naked bodies together, she won't call rape if you finger her butthole. Completely pointless thing.

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ExThaNemesis
12/08/11 1:00:00 PM
#47:


From: Mershaaay | #043
Then if she gets moody a few weeks later she can now accuse you of rape.


in before "OH THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN."

lol

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ExThaNemesis
12/08/11 1:02:00 PM
#48:


GODDAMNIT

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CLEANYOURBONG
12/08/11 1:02:00 PM
#49:


oh also using the word feminazi = you're a child or a deluded tool of the patriarchy

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ExThaNemesis
12/08/11 1:03:00 PM
#50:


speaking out against the nonexistent 'patriarchy' makes you a deluded feminazi tool.

See I can do it too!

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