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GenesisSaga
12/07/11 9:00:00 PM
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~*~THE OFFICIAL TOPIC SERIES~*~>

These things run 24 hours for 24-hour matches.

The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.

List of past winners: http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Previously...
Sonic vs. Dr. Robotnik


Winner (7 votes w/TB): Sonic might be able to run faster than the speed of sound, but when it comes to their games Mario and Bowser just have the better track record. - GenesisSaga

Sub-Zero vs. Scorpion

Winner (10 votes): Obviously people are hastily voting for Zero when they mean to vote for Sub Zero.
I guess they don't realize that Sub-Zero is below Zero oh ho ho ho - MarvelousGerbil/LeonhartFour


Runner Up (2 votes): Mega Man X's votes were exactly Zero.

But Mortal Kombat's votes were Sub-Zero, therefore MMX won. - greatone10

Without further ado,

Why DID Ryu vs. Ken lose to Red vs. Blue?


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Sakurafanboy
12/07/11 9:01:00 PM
#2:


Oak came when he heard the good news.

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GTM
12/07/11 9:04:00 PM
#3:


Ryu and Ken used Down+Right+Punch to capture votes, when they should've captured used Down+B.

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sonicboom510
12/07/11 9:04:00 PM
#4:


Because it's Nintendo + Pokemon

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Shoenin_Kakashi
12/07/11 9:05:00 PM
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Gary Oak has gotten More Kanto Badges than Re-releases of SFII.

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Pirateking2000
12/07/11 9:05:00 PM
#6:


We want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is our real test
To train them is our cause!

We will travel across the web
Searching far and wide
Its pokemon to understand
THE POWER THATS INSIIIIIDE!

Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
its you and me
We know its our destiny! (Pokemon)
Ooh you're our best friend
In a contest we must win!

Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
A heart so truuuueee
Our voters will pull us through
You vote us and we'll vote you
POKEMONNNNN!!!!!!!

(Gotta catch em all) Gotta catch em all, yeah

Every rival along the way
With courage we will face
We will battle everyday
to claim our rightful place!

Come with us the time is right
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win this fight!
It's always been our dream!

Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
its you and me
We know its our destiny! (Pokemon)
Ooh you're our best friend
In a contest we must win!

Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
A heart so truuuueee
Our voters will pull us through
You vote us and we'll vote you
POKEMONNNNN!!!!!!!

(Gotta catch em all) Gotta catch em all,

GOTTA CATCH EM ALLL (repeat) Yeeeah!

POKEMON (gotta catch em all)
its you and me
We know its our destiny! (Pokemon)
Ooh you're our best friend
In a contest we must win!

Pokemon (gotta catch em all)
A heart so truuuueee
Our voters will pull us through
You vote us and we'll vote you
POKEMONNNNN!!!!!!!

Gotta catch em all Gotta catch em all!

POKEMON!

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MarvelousGerbil
12/07/11 9:06:00 PM
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It was 2 vs. 12 in a fighting game, how could they possibly win?

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TheCodeisBosco
12/07/11 9:06:00 PM
#8:


Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.

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GenesisSaga
12/07/11 9:07:00 PM
#9:


TheCodeisBosco posted...
Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.

Oh my gosh, this.

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Wedge Antilles
12/07/11 9:08:00 PM
#10:


Psychic may be super effective, but you don't need to be psychic to know who was going to win that match.

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WarThaNemesis2
12/07/11 9:08:00 PM
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Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math.

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Dark Young Link
12/07/11 9:08:00 PM
#12:


When was the last time Street Fighter brought anyone to your yard?

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Viktor Vaughn
12/07/11 9:09:00 PM
#13:


they went to nugget bridge before hitting up the pokemon center

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Anagram
12/07/11 9:41:00 PM
#14:


You're training on Round 2 for the contest, you and Ken are tired, and who do you see? GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK.

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LeonhartFour
12/07/11 10:09:00 PM
#15:


I'm glad I managed to win one of these things inadvertently.

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Falcon120
12/07/11 10:20:00 PM
#16:


TheCodeisBosco posted...
Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.

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AranShiizaa
12/07/11 10:36:00 PM
#17:


The Pokemon trainers asked Ryu & Ken if they could advance to the next round. Ken started to say "SHOR-YU.." but Ryu stopped him and took him to the side to explain to him to "NEVER use that move in this contest EVER!"

All of a sudden Ryu and Ken are blown away by a very lethal attack... and the person who struck both of them down, appears.

The Pokemon trainers are confused, and ask him "Who are you? and are you gonna let us go the next round or not?

Angry, the unknown person Screams "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M MEGA MAN B****! SCREW CAPCOM! SO SHOR-YU-KEN!"

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Kenri
12/07/11 10:40:00 PM
#18:


Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!"

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Tehmoosey1
12/07/11 10:47:00 PM
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Ryu and Ken asked if they could advance to the next round. Red and Blue responded: "Hyper Beam!"

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WalrusJump
12/07/11 11:28:00 PM
#20:


Viktor Vaughn posted...
they went to nugget bridge before hitting up the pokemon center

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AranShiizaa
12/08/11 1:53:00 AM
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bump

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Ultimaphazon
12/08/11 2:04:00 AM
#22:


Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.

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WweJth
12/08/11 7:51:00 AM
#23:


Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN

Ryu and Ken have no more available PPs

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Ayvuir
12/08/11 7:57:00 AM
#24:


They left their pokeballs in their other pants. If only they had had Hitmonchan and Hitmonlee...

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AranShiizaa
12/08/11 8:17:00 AM
#25:


Pokemon Trainer called out Pikachu!

Command?

Pikachu uses SHOR-YU-KEN!

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Its super effective!

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muddersmilk
12/08/11 8:34:00 AM
#26:


Man, there are a lot of good ones in this one.

Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math.

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metroid composite
12/08/11 8:44:00 AM
#27:


WarThaNemesis2 posted...
Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math.

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bospsychopaat
12/08/11 8:46:00 AM
#28:


Kenri posted...
Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!"

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Lionheart08
12/08/11 8:49:00 AM
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"Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN

Ryu and Ken have no more available PPs"

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12343212
12/08/11 9:16:00 AM
#30:


Red sent out Pikachu

Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN

Pikachu Fainted

Red sent out Charizard

Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN

Charizard Fainted

Blue sent Blastoise

Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN

Blastoise Fainted

Blue sent out Mewtwo

Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN

Mewtwo Fainted

Red threw a rock

Ryu and Ken fled
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AranShiizaa
12/08/11 9:25:00 AM
#31:


Anyone gonna tally the votes? so we know whats going on?

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pirate109
12/08/11 9:28:00 AM
#32:


Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!"

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 9:32:00 AM
#33:


AranShiizaa posted...
Anyone gonna tally the votes? so we know whats going on?

Please delete one of the TWO entries you submitted and I'll get started.

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AranShiizaa
12/08/11 10:46:00 AM
#34:


GenesisSaga posted...
AranShiizaa posted...
Anyone gonna tally the votes? so we know whats going on?

Please delete one of the TWO entries you submitted and I'll get started.


Okay i did.. ^_^

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Sagat_Kane
12/08/11 10:48:00 AM
#35:


RYU and KEN used ULTIMATE HADOU!

*Getting together, back to back in an epic manner*

"DOUBLE!!!!!

SHINKU!!!

HA-DO-KEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

But it missed.

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 10:59:00 AM
#36:


4 votes

Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type - TheCodeIsBosco

3 votes

Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math. - WarThaNemesis2

Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!" - Kenri

2 votes

they went to nugget bridge before hitting up the pokemon center - Viktor Vaughn

1 vote
All other entries

I think that's correct as of post #35. If I've missed someone with multiple noms please let me know.

Very close so far...

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MegaWentEvil
12/08/11 11:07:00 AM
#37:


RYU and KEN used ULTIMATE HADOU!

*Getting together, back to back in an epic manner*

"DOUBLE!!!!!

SHINKU!!!

HA-DO-KEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

But it missed.
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Pokalicious
12/08/11 11:17:00 AM
#38:


From: Viktor Vaughn | #013
They went to Nugget Bridge before hitting up the Pokemon Center.



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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 11:25:00 AM
#39:


Yeah I'm gonna ask before correcting this time: is there a reason the proper nouns and the beginnings of the sentence aren't capitalized in Viktor's entry? As in, is that part of the joke? Because last time I corrected what I thought was a misspelling only to learn that it was intentional. ~_~

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ctesjbuvf
12/08/11 1:10:00 PM
#40:


Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!

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WickIebee
12/08/11 1:21:00 PM
#41:


Kenri posted...
Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!"

This kept me laughing for five mins... so, I vote for this one

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paulg235
12/08/11 1:22:00 PM
#42:


They were one "Sho" short of a Shoryuken.

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ZX_Lucian
12/08/11 1:25:00 PM
#43:


From: Anagram | #014
You're training on Round 2 for the contest, you and Ken are tired, and who do you see? GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK.



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SuorGenoveffa
12/08/11 1:26:00 PM
#44:


Kenri posted...
Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!"

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 1:43:00 PM
#45:


6 votes

Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!" - Kenri

5 votes

N/A

4 votes

Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type - TheCodeIsBosco

3 votes

Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math. - WarThaNemesis2


They went to Nugget Bridge before hitting up the Pokemon Center - Viktor Vaughn

2 votes

Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN

Ryu and Ken have no more available PPs - WweJth


RYU and KEN used ULTIMATE HADOU!

*Getting together, back to back in an epic manner*

"DOUBLE!!!!!

SHINKU!!!

HA-DO-KEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

But it missed. - Sagat_Kane


You're training on Round 2 for the contest, you and Ken are tired, and who do you see? GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK. - Anagram

1 vote
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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 4:17:00 PM
#46:


^

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 6:37:00 PM
#47:


Penultimate bump

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Surskit
12/08/11 6:53:00 PM
#48:


Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!"

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GenesisSaga
12/08/11 8:39:00 PM
#49:


LAST BUMP!

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