The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.
Winner (7 votes w/TB): Sonic might be able to run faster than the speed of sound, but when it comes to their games Mario and Bowser just have the better track record. - GenesisSaga
Sub-Zero vs. Scorpion
Winner (10 votes): Obviously people are hastily voting for Zero when they mean to vote for Sub Zero. I guess they don't realize that Sub-Zero is below Zero oh ho ho ho - MarvelousGerbil/LeonhartFour
Runner Up (2 votes): Mega Man X's votes were exactly Zero.
But Mortal Kombat's votes were Sub-Zero, therefore MMX won. - greatone10
Without further ado,
Why DID Ryu vs. Ken lose to Red vs. Blue?
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Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.
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TheCodeisBosco posted... Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.
Oh my gosh, this.
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TheCodeisBosco posted... Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.
The Pokemon trainers asked Ryu & Ken if they could advance to the next round. Ken started to say "SHOR-YU.." but Ryu stopped him and took him to the side to explain to him to "NEVER use that move in this contest EVER!"
All of a sudden Ryu and Ken are blown away by a very lethal attack... and the person who struck both of them down, appears.
The Pokemon trainers are confused, and ask him "Who are you? and are you gonna let us go the next round or not?
Angry, the unknown person Screams "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M MEGA MAN B****! SCREW CAPCOM! SO SHOR-YU-KEN!"
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Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type.
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WarThaNemesis2 posted... Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math.
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Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type - TheCodeIsBosco
3 votes
Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math. - WarThaNemesis2
Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!" - Kenri
2 votes
they went to nugget bridge before hitting up the pokemon center - Viktor Vaughn
1 vote All other entries
I think that's correct as of post #35. If I've missed someone with multiple noms please let me know.
Very close so far...
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Yeah I'm gonna ask before correcting this time: is there a reason the proper nouns and the beginnings of the sentence aren't capitalized in Viktor's entry? As in, is that part of the joke? Because last time I corrected what I thought was a misspelling only to learn that it was intentional. ~_~
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Every time someone voted for the fighters, their rival appeared and shouted, "In that case, I'll choose the trainers!" - Kenri
5 votes
N/A
4 votes
Instead of taking on the Fighters themselves, Red and Blue sent out Charizard and Blastoise. Ryu and Ken took out Blastoise with ease... but unfortunately for them, Charizard resists the Fighting-type - TheCodeIsBosco
3 votes
Charizard is Fire/Flying, Blastoise is Water, Ryu and Ken are both Fire/Fighting. Do the math. - WarThaNemesis2
They went to Nugget Bridge before hitting up the Pokemon Center - Viktor Vaughn
2 votes
Ryu and Ken used SHOR-YU-KEN
Ryu and Ken have no more available PPs - WweJth
RYU and KEN used ULTIMATE HADOU!
*Getting together, back to back in an epic manner*
"DOUBLE!!!!!
SHINKU!!!
HA-DO-KEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!"
But it missed. - Sagat_Kane
You're training on Round 2 for the contest, you and Ken are tired, and who do you see? GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK. - Anagram
1 vote All other entries
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