Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 149: The Woo Woo Woo Network

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Can't stop laughing. This is awesome.

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July 26-28, 2011: Zack Ryder wins 64-man Internet Title tournament that lasts nearly 37 hours on Long Island

LMAO

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From: StealThisSheen | #047
Hasn't Zeke always been rather over? I remember being surprised that somebody could get a series of body slams over.

He gets a fairly decent reaction during his matches about half the time, but the other half is silence, and his entrance is usually beyond mere silence, it's like super silence.

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smackdown is great right now cause of Henry, this man needs the 150th topic to be called "The Hall of Pain"

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zeke has charisma in the ring, and with a good worker he can show it off well. but on the mic he's got next to none.
thing is his ringwork rather sucks. if he'd just add a couple suplexes (even the easy ones!) and high impact moves (e.g., spinebuster) he'd be much, MUCH better and his submission would make a hell of a lot more sense. he tends to be good at pacing too, which is why a good worker does make some really nice spots.

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Zeke's one of those guys that just had his momentum killed dead by jobbing all the time. Mean, he's supposed to be this monster, but he got beat clean by Cody Rhodes like three times in a row, then by Henry. Hell, he's lost to Ted Dibiase. No wonder the crowd doesn't care. They wouldn't care about Mark Henry either, if they put him over as a beast, then he went out there and lost clean to Curt Hawkins

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you could lose to far worse than Cody!
...like ted.

still not sure how he stays even remotely relevant.

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We need more feuds than to randomly throw over guys into matches that further other peoples storylines

and less champion vs champion matches they are pointless

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They wouldn't care about Mark Henry either, if they put him over as a beast, then he went out there and lost clean to Curt Hawkins

You realized you basically just described the last 15 years of Mark Henry's career, right?

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hey now he did have a pretty solid run a couple years back, and when he was ECW champ it actually felt like a world title (and was the last time it did). he was pulling draws and the like with guys like Batista and 'taker around that time period too.

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and when he was ECW champ it actually felt like a world title

Revisionist history. The ECW title stopped feeling like anything significant as soon as RVD got busted.

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Zeke only had the title for like 3 seconds before ecw shut down

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oh we're talking about Mark Henry now

carry on then

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For those interesting, I'm hosting a WCW PPV watchfest tonight. The PPV is WCW World War 3. The AIM chat is B8WatchesWorldWar3, and I'll be starting it in about fifteen minutes.

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So, uh... Hawkins and Reks have a pretty cool finisher.

But why does Titus O Neil get to wrestle on the other WWE shows even though he's fighting for a second chance at a WWE contract? And where did Percy Watson come from? lol

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They're not fighting for a contract, that's what Tough Enough is. They're fighting to be WWE's next breakout star

I think

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Regal: Let me make this very clear.I have not once said that I'm going to retire.I've said I don't know how long I have left.Big difference.
Austin: hang in there, kid...you still got a few years left in the tank. if i have to, i'll drive you to the towns like the old days.
Regal: You driving me would see me off quicker than rabies.You're mental behind a wheel.
Austin: we were always on time, bro...and we always made it safely...i rest my case.
Regal: Very true but it took years off my life.And didn't you run me over once in San Antonio?
Austin: yeah...but i was just kidding around. riding with you made all my hair fall out.

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no they're fighting for a spot on the next NXT

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So last night I had a dream that I was Evan Bourne and I was in a squash match against Mark Henry. He was kicking my ass and then Bret Hart came out to either save me or get his ass kicked too and then I woke up.

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Is suicide over?

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well it shouldn't be put it seems to have purged

darn you super smackdown

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Ladies and gentlemen, Theodore Hart:

How Next Generation Stampede Wrestling is different:
We have trampolines and we have skateboarders, we have all sorts of things that we want to do. I really like the X-Games, and I’m trying to get guys that are in the X-Games to transfer over into this new sport of wrestling that I’m creating. Certain things to look for in the future – you might end up getting a key instead of winning a fall, because all the falls are 2 out of 3 falls, we’ll be wrestling a Mexican Lucha Libre style on that. Instead of winning a belt or something, you might win a key which will unlock a certain weapon that you can use, which may be like a skateboard, or a trampoline, or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before. Also, the turnbuckles are robotic for the new ring that we’re designing. This may be six months away, but guys can adjust the height while they’re up there.

Ideas he would like to see in the promotion:
I’d like to see mechanically altered weapons and things like that. Chairs that change sizes, ladders that get longer, so you can be on a ladder and press a button and it gives you another three feet or five feet if you want to go higher. Higher is ratings. If you can have the fans all typing into their phone, and you want to see Ted Hart go an extra five feet in their air, everyone’s got 30 seconds to type a code into their phone. If the code is in, and I get my combination from the referee, I climb up another five feet.

We had a concept where we had guys on a luge... so you have a tag match where basically you're on a closed circuit camera, you have guys that start up on the same thing and they've got to get down the whole mountain with a certain period of time and hit a button which releases my handcuffs so I actually get released to the make the tag so instead of tags that happen in the ring there's outside things that have to happen like a dog has to jump through a f***ing hoop or a monkey has to climb up and ring the bell

Working with pets to incorporate into wrestling:
I’m training cats to come out to the ring with me, and I’m also trying to train animals to get involved in matches. I’m trying to get safety animals, like a dog, to basically pull the referee’s leg before the count of three, little things like that. Or my dog will be carrying a weapon for me, and I would get it off his neck. Potentially if I had a female manager, and she has a cat, and the cat is maybe a good way of getting couple kids out of the audience, and I lure the kids out of the audience and the kids cause a disqualification to happen so I don’t have to lose the belt, or something like that.

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man i don't even have a reaction gif to respond to something that dumb

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I thought All-Wheels Wrestling was going to win "over the top idiotic idea I'm going to watch out of curiosity" of the year award, but I think Teddy takes it.

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That is the dumbest idea I've ever heard, for anything, ever.

There's too much to choose, it's a smorgasbord of stupidity the likes of which few things in life will ever rival. But I did have a personal favorite.

Also I want whatever he's on, and lots of it.

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or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before.

Does this guy currently have a job anywhere? If so, can we show this to his employer so he can be fired?

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From: Panthera | Posted: 9/11/2011 5:01:22 PM | #081
Does this guy currently have a job anywhere? If so, can we show this to his employer so he can be fired?

This doesn't even get on the top 5 insane things he ever did.
...Well okay it's probably number 1 but he's still insane enough to the point of not being hired almost anywhere ever.

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Potentially if I had a female manager, and she has a cat, and the cat is maybe a good way of getting couple kids out of the audience, and I lure the kids out of the audience and the kids cause a disqualification to happen so I don’t have to lose the belt, or something like that.

what is this.

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He wants to incorporate children into his matches using cats, sounds like a great plan to me. What could possibly go wrong?

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or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before.

There is not a single thing about this that isn't insane.

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What the hell does the female manager have to do with it? Why does the cat specifically need to be with her as opposed to just an ordinary cat on its own? Is this a house cat or a leopard? I'm confused.

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I liked the idea of people competing in a luge down a mountain to let him tag in

I'd watch that

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"she lured children with her p****!"
is the most i can understand out of that.

which i'm not sure if that idea is better or worse than what he's actually got there.

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The future must protect the clone's past.
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i'm not sure it's people competing in a luge down a mountain or if it's requiring a dog to go through a hoop/a monkey ringing the bell.

or both.


also:
or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before.

ib luchador calls himself magneto.

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This honestly sounds like CALVINBALL: WRESTLING VERSION

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From: Wanglicious | #090
also:
or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before.

ib luchador calls himself magneto.

Bet it would be hard to hit that guy with a steel chair.

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i love how instead of winning belts they win keys

every title match is a lockbox challenge

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You could be called Magnetoes.

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or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before.

Wait, can we have dogs vs monkey's in a luge competition instead?

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or a special pair of boots that have magnets on the bottom so you can do some things that have never been possible before.

frog vs dog

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From: bryans7 | #094
You could be called Magnetoes.

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Teddy Hart- The Dubstep of wrestling

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Sin Cara sounds like a Mexican Kenny from South Park. XD

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Hunico ever done a promo on FCW?

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