Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 148: DESTINY is DIESEL POWERED

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Zeke vs Khali contender for Worst match of the year.

Booker: Cmon guys we have a great match goin' on here! CHILL!

Oh and apparently on house shows Sin is great with Tyson Kidd but apparently he can't do anything with the rest.

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I really enjoyed the Mark Henry-Sheamus match last night. The pure brutality was fun, it was good to see Sheamus get one over on Mark Henry, at least in result form, and it gives the feud even more juice with both guys having a win. I'm hoping something happens that doesn't allow Mark Henry to challenge for the WHC (Christian winning on Tuesday and Orton cashing in his rematch for the PPV is the easiest, but a highly unlikely, thing I can think of). I want to see one more match from this feud.

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Underwatertaker

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woo woo woo

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I hope Sin Cara didn't get fired. I liked him a lot. Plus, there's the whole Averno thing. Averno lost his mask for the WWE, so if they didn't hire him, it would be a dick move.

...But again there are other reports saying they want to bring him in even if they fire Sin Cara.

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From: voltch | #172
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EEEEEEEESH

TNA News: Ric Flair threatens a lawsuit over writer's claim that he wrestles despite a heart condition
A representative of Ric Flair told TMZ that the TNA legend is considering taking legal action against Grantland.com due to the website's claim that he has suffers from Alcoholic Cardiomyopathy.

"While the information gleaned from courthouse records may be credible, Mr. Fliehr is currently evaluating his legal options with respect to falsehoods in the story, specifically the untrue statement that he suffers from alcoholic cardiomyopathy," the rep stated.

"Our client understands that these allegations are part of the territory when you are not only famous, but a living legend." To read the full story, go to TMZ.com.

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What makes it extra funny is that he admitted to having Alcoholic Cardiomyopathy in his WWE book.

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Finally watched ZTLIS

Dolph was epic. He showed more personality in that 15 seconds than in the entirety of his on-screen career.

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which wwe wrestler should YOU root for?



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Kaaaane.

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smarks like Kofi?

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From: SmartMuffin | #212
smarks like Kofi?

That one's a little questionable, but hey.

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wait you made that yourself?

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i pretty much consider everyone that posts in these threads to be a smark to some degree

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what? no.

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oh, you seemed to be defending it at first as if you were the creator or something

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oh no, i was agreeing with you! kofi doesn't really seem to be a smark favorite.

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I mark out too much :/

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Also, after I read "guys who get themselves over on their own" I was expecting Zack Ryder =(

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Where's the Sheamus option.

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Ended up with Christian pretty quickly.

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f***ing awesome

ALBERTOOOOOOO DEL RIOOOOOOO

(if I wasn't so casual I'd have been Miz...)

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From: voltch | #219
I mark out too much :/

i don't think smarks are incapable "marking out" or anything

i just consider them fans that discuss pro wrestling while including a knowledge of pro wrestling's actual nature that ranges from moderate to in depth in those discussions

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also, i believe someone from the somethingawful forums made that chart

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I think most of the smarks here fake their mark-outs <_<

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I got Christian or Kane depending on how smarky you need to be to be smarky. But I figure that's what most everyone will get. Or Del Rio/Bourne I guess.

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i got daniel bryan

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where is sheamus this flowchart is exceptionally flaws I'm making my own

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I got Del Rio.

Or Christian. Depending on how casual I am.

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From: X_Dante_X | #229
where is sheamus this flowchart is exceptionally flaws I'm making my own

"Which WWE Wrestler Should you root for?"

IF you immediately respond: "Sheamus," go to Sheamus

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Are you a crater?

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From: SmartMuffin | #227
I think most of the smarks here fake their mark-outs <_<

I have to admit I don't actually mark-out very much. And when I do it's usually stupid stuff like some dude getting the crap beat out of him.

Mark Henry has been gold on this front lately (tossing that stage technician guy 20 feet, throwing Big Show through the cage, etc) but yeah stuff like CM Punk, while I can say "yeah that was good stuff" afterwards doesn't really make me go "WHOA."

I have a feeling that if I'd seen the title match live I might've, though. Possible if I'd seen the first Punk "shoot" live totally unprepared I might've too but who knows.

Trying to recall the last moment I had that wasn't a result of crazy violence. MVP breaking his losing streak, maybe? I dunno.

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Got christian and assume many others will as well.

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Christian I guess is who I ended up with on that.

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Whatever...

On the 2nd one, I got Sheamus.

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From: GTM | #237
On the 2nd one, I got Sheamus.

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I assumed the white background on the first one meant we all cheer for Sheamus

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i got christian

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First one I got Kane, second one I got Daniel Bryan. Go figure!

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you lie

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I got Christian but the flowchart is flawed. I just said I WATCHED Smackdown, I didn't say I LIKED it. This whole Christian/Orton feud has been completely unbearable.

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Got Miz, since I only "follow" Smackdown, not watch it.

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I get either Kane or Alberto Del Rio.

And why would racists want to cheer for R-Truth?

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Unlike other black guys like Kofi Kingston and Mark Henry, R-Truth could be seen as perpetuating the stereotype of the black man being held down by 'The Man' or some other conspiracy.

Even though the racist is rooting against R-Truth to win, they would enjoy seeing him act the fool, because they believe all black people are like that.

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I still think the second flowchart is much more accurate

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I certainly can't argue with it.

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voltch has convinced me to quit watching wrestling

so thanks guys it's been fun

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