I had just moved into my new apartment one day. It was about 3 AM and I decided to go at it for a while. I go into my living room, because that was the only place I could get internet. I was lying on the ground sideways while doing it, because I had no furniture yet. There is a window in the room right next to my door. I hear my next-door neighbor and his gf standing right outside, smoking and talking for quite a while. I hear them laughing too, but I didn't really pay it much attention. I decide to keep going at it because my blinds were down, so I figured I was okay. I finish my 20ish minutes session and go to bed.
The next day, while leaving my apartment, I notice that there is a sizable gap in the blinds, even when they were closed. You could see everything in the living room. My neighbor and his gf saw everything. I avoided him for the rest of the time I lived there.
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From: WazzupGenius00 | #1051 Like every fifty posts I've thought the topic couldn't get any better
holy ****
This seriously oh my god
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Chrono1219 posted... From: Jeff Zero | #1101 I once had sex in a factory this chick worked in and we turned a separated conveyor belt on and kept going at it
We didn't finish in time and fell off the stupid thing wait what
This sounds like something in like a final destination or something, only you both would have died.
The conveyor belt wasn't hooked up to the rest of the machines, it was lowered and didn't lead to anything but the floor
Final Sexination though, yeah, that'd be exciting
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You should embellish your story that the belt was hooked up to like a heating press or something dangerous and while you were going around you somehow got stuck on one of the assembly hooks or something like that.
Chrono1219 posted... You should embellish your story that the belt was hooked up to like a heating press or something dangerous and while you were going around you somehow got stuck on one of the assembly hooks or something like that.
Oh yeah, a twenty-foot crane came swooping down and grabbed the girl too, thankfully I pulled out my Excalibur and cleaved it in two before it could crush her
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I feel the subject matter contained within this topic has officially reached beyond my comprehension. I have no choice but to fall to my knees and beg for mercy.
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From: ZaziGuado | #239 I feel the subject matter contained within this topic has officially reached beyond my comprehension. I have no choice but to fall to my knees and beg for mercy.
I don't think your knees is the safest place to be in this topic.
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ZaziGuado posted... I feel the subject matter contained within this topic has officially reached beyond my comprehension. I have no choice but to fall to my knees and beg for mercy.
Sounds sexy.
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Jeff Zero posted... Chrono1219 posted... You should embellish your story that the belt was hooked up to like a heating press or something dangerous and while you were going around you somehow got stuck on one of the assembly hooks or something like that.
Oh yeah, a twenty-foot crane came swooping down and grabbed the girl too, thankfully I pulled out my Excalibur and cleaved it in two before it could crush her
Pulled it out? From where?
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I did something much more disgusting, daring and dangerous than all of those stories combined. I once had sex with N'Sync AND jesse mccartney songs playing on the background at the same time.