Board 8 > Oh god... I think my neighbours just saw me naked.

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tyder21
07/27/11 7:54:00 PM
#201:


From: thundersheep | #158
Although he was wearing sunglasses I could tell he had a "What the **** is he doing?" expression on his face.


It appears as though my neighbor...

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Has illuminated too much.

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YEEEEEAAAA- *mesmerized*

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Minipoooot
07/27/11 8:06:00 PM
#202:


This has inspired me to tell a story.

I had just moved into my new apartment one day. It was about 3 AM and I decided to go at it for a while. I go into my living room, because that was the only place I could get internet. I was lying on the ground sideways while doing it, because I had no furniture yet. There is a window in the room right next to my door. I hear my next-door neighbor and his gf standing right outside, smoking and talking for quite a while. I hear them laughing too, but I didn't really pay it much attention. I decide to keep going at it because my blinds were down, so I figured I was okay. I finish my 20ish minutes session and go to bed.

The next day, while leaving my apartment, I notice that there is a sizable gap in the blinds, even when they were closed. You could see everything in the living room. My neighbor and his gf saw everything. I avoided him for the rest of the time I lived there.

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:07:00 PM
#203:


Exceptional

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:11:00 PM
#204:


once i had sex in a baseball field at a park, on the pitcher's mound while i was really drunk

when we were done there was a bunch of clapping and cheers from a bunch of people who were in the bleachers the whole time.

yep

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:13:00 PM
#205:


RyokIes posted...
once i had sex in a baseball field at a park, on the pitcher's mound while i was really drunk

when we were done there was a bunch of clapping and cheers from a bunch of people who were in the bleachers the whole time.

yep


Ryoko
I
You
You
I
What
The
F***
Wow

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 8:14:00 PM
#206:


thats pretty damn hawt imo

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Minipoooot
07/27/11 8:15:00 PM
#207:


damn, ryoko

you waited this long and now you reveal your trump card?

I mean, damn

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:15:00 PM
#208:


I once had sex on the bleachers at a park but never on the pitcher's mound

Ryoko god what

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:17:00 PM
#209:


Man, now I wanna go to a baseball park

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:17:00 PM
#210:


i have lots of fun stories

once i did in a bathroom at a bowling alley and some lady took a massive dump in the stall next to us

good times

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WazzupGenius00
07/27/11 8:17:00 PM
#211:


Like every fifty posts I've thought the topic couldn't get any better

holy ****

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 8:19:00 PM
#212:


Don't tempt me, Ryoko

my spriting finger is itching!

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Iamdead7
07/27/11 8:19:00 PM
#213:


From: WazzupGenius00 | #1051
Like every fifty posts I've thought the topic couldn't get any better

holy ****


This seriously oh my god

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CalvinbalI
07/27/11 8:20:00 PM
#214:


jesus ryoko

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:20:00 PM
#215:


hahaha i'll shut up now

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:21:00 PM
#216:


RyokIes posted...
i have lots of fun stories

once i did in a bathroom at a bowling alley and some lady took a massive dump in the stall next to us

good times


Ryoko up in here making JZ look like he ain't traveled

Damn, these are some stories

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XIII_rocks
07/27/11 8:21:00 PM
#217:


Ryoko you dirty dirty slut

not really <3

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:22:00 PM
#218:


augh noo it's like it's 2005 all over again!

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 8:23:00 PM
#219:


From: RyokIes | #1010
i have lots of fun stories

once i did in a bathroom at a bowling alley and some lady took a massive dump in the stall next to us

good times


Like...this is why i never did it in a public restroom.

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Minipoooot
07/27/11 8:24:00 PM
#220:


I want to do it in a public restroom too, but I want to be the one taking a massive dump while I get it on.

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:26:00 PM
#221:


I once had sex in a factory this chick worked in and we turned a separated conveyor belt on and kept going at it

We didn't finish in time and fell off the stupid thing

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 8:29:00 PM
#222:


From: Jeff Zero | #1101
I once had sex in a factory this chick worked in and we turned a separated conveyor belt on and kept going at it

We didn't finish in time and fell off the stupid thing


wait what

This sounds like something in like a final destination or something, only you both would have died.

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:29:00 PM
#223:


final sexination

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:30:00 PM
#224:


Chrono1219 posted...
From: Jeff Zero | #1101
I once had sex in a factory this chick worked in and we turned a separated conveyor belt on and kept going at it

We didn't finish in time and fell off the stupid thing
wait what

This sounds like something in like a final destination or something, only you both would have died.


The conveyor belt wasn't hooked up to the rest of the machines, it was lowered and didn't lead to anything but the floor

Final Sexination though, yeah, that'd be exciting

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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 8:32:00 PM
#225:


RyokIes posted...
final sexination

Sounds like that would make a terrible porno.

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:33:00 PM
#226:


bow chicka wow wow

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 8:34:00 PM
#227:


You should embellish your story that the belt was hooked up to like a heating press or something dangerous and while you were going around you somehow got stuck on one of the assembly hooks or something like that.

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:34:00 PM
#228:


It doesn't need to be a porn, it almost happened

I fell on my head

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Minipoooot
07/27/11 8:34:00 PM
#229:


I once had sex on the sun with a dinosaur and the entire universe watched

top that, ryoko

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:35:00 PM
#230:


Chrono1219 posted...
You should embellish your story that the belt was hooked up to like a heating press or something dangerous and while you were going around you somehow got stuck on one of the assembly hooks or something like that.

Oh yeah, a twenty-foot crane came swooping down and grabbed the girl too, thankfully I pulled out my Excalibur and cleaved it in two before it could crush her

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:35:00 PM
#231:


i am a dinosaur

your move

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mnkboy907
07/27/11 8:35:00 PM
#232:


From: Minipoooot | #229
I once had sex on the sun with a dinosaur and the entire universe watched

top that, ryoko


She was the sun.

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 8:35:00 PM
#233:


From: Minipoooot | #1109
I once had sex on the sun with a dinosaur and the entire universe watched

top that, ryoko


So the last night when I thought the rain tasted funny?

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mnkboy907
07/27/11 8:35:00 PM
#234:


Or that.

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:35:00 PM
#235:


Minipoooot posted...
I once had sex on the sun with a dinosaur and the entire universe watched

top that, ryoko


She was too busy having sex with the universe to care

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Minipoooot
07/27/11 8:37:00 PM
#236:


I've been topped

*walks away from topic in shame*

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mnkboy907
07/27/11 8:37:00 PM
#237:


From: Jeff Zero | #228
It doesn't need to be a porn, it almost happened

I fell on my head


Which one?

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:37:00 PM
#238:


mnkboy907 posted...
From: Jeff Zero | #228
It doesn't need to be a porn, it almost happened

I fell on my head
Which one?


Basically both

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ZaziGuado
07/27/11 8:38:00 PM
#239:


I feel the subject matter contained within this topic has officially reached beyond my comprehension. I have no choice but to fall to my knees and beg for mercy.

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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 8:38:00 PM
#240:


Jeff Zero posted...
mnkboy907 posted...
From: Jeff Zero | #228
It doesn't need to be a porn, it almost happened

I fell on my head
Which one?

Basically both


Sounds painful.

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mnkboy907
07/27/11 8:38:00 PM
#241:


From: ZaziGuado | #239
I feel the subject matter contained within this topic has officially reached beyond my comprehension. I have no choice but to fall to my knees and beg for mercy.


I don't think your knees is the safest place to be in this topic.

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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 8:39:00 PM
#242:


ZaziGuado posted...
I feel the subject matter contained within this topic has officially reached beyond my comprehension. I have no choice but to fall to my knees and beg for mercy.

Sounds sexy.

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ZaziGuado
07/27/11 8:39:00 PM
#243:


Okay good. I'm glad two people ran with that lob.

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:39:00 PM
#244:


Yeah well your face

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Evillordexdeath
07/27/11 8:40:00 PM
#245:


Jeff Zero posted...
Chrono1219 posted...
You should embellish your story that the belt was hooked up to like a heating press or something dangerous and while you were going around you somehow got stuck on one of the assembly hooks or something like that.

Oh yeah, a twenty-foot crane came swooping down and grabbed the girl too, thankfully I pulled out my Excalibur and cleaved it in two before it could crush her


Pulled it out? From where?

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 8:40:00 PM
#246:


Pulled it out? From where?

Oh, that's just what I call it

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Haguile
07/27/11 8:41:00 PM
#247:


I did something much more disgusting, daring and dangerous than all of those stories combined. I once had sex with N'Sync AND jesse mccartney songs playing on the background at the same time.

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 8:42:00 PM
#248:


You are my fireeeeeee
My one
DEsirreeeeeeeeeeee

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RyokIes
07/27/11 8:42:00 PM
#249:


haguile that is foul take that deviant **** out of this topic asap

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WhoopsyDaisy
07/27/11 8:43:00 PM
#250:


post 250

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