Jeff Zero posted...
Chrono1219 posted...
You should embellish your story that the belt was hooked up to like a heating press or something dangerous and while you were going around you somehow got stuck on one of the assembly hooks or something like that.
Oh yeah, a twenty-foot crane came swooping down and grabbed the girl too, thankfully I pulled out my Excalibur and cleaved it in two before it could crush her
Pulled it out? From where?
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