From: RyokIes | #048 i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.
what the **** is going on in this topic
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From: thundersheep | #026 The tv is lower than the window as well, so it probably just looked like I was facing him, head tilted down slightly, dick in hand, with a concerned look on my face.
I was seeking through a couple videos, so I had not really started goin' at it quite yet.
i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.
she was like, traumatized for days
i hope you didn't do that to your neighbor!
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i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.
she was like, traumatized for days
i hope you didn't do that to your neighbor!
and she told you all about it? i'm trying to think what age you could've been that would make this as entertaining as possible.
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i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.
dude i have the best neighbors. half of them are junkies and i get to hear this one dude and his girl fight in the streets all the time. last time she threw a trash can at him. i can't even get mad when i'm trying to sleep because they're so hysterical
annnnyways, i think you should definitely look out the window imho
Sheep, have you considered a career at chip n dales? Most of my party friends are under the impression I work there or something, so I can probably get you a good word in.
I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend.
RyokIes posted... dude i have the best neighbors. half of them are junkies and i get to hear this one dude and his girl fight in the streets all the time. last time she threw a trash can at him. i can't even get mad when i'm trying to sleep because they're so hysterical
annnnyways, i think you should definitely look out the window imho
Oh man, my apartment complex has this one family that keeps starting loud arguments at like five in the morning but I can't get mad either, they always end in "I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NAKED B****" and then there's silence
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ZaziGuado posted... I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend.
Oh Zazi
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From: ZaziGuado | #075 I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend.
Did you still have your junk in your hand when you came from the computer?
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Okay. New idea since I don't think you liked my last one.
Raise the blinds just slightly, then peak out the side
Then stand back up and go about your business, stopping every once in awhile to peak out the side of the blinds, like you don't know they're raised at all.
If you catch him looking again, you can just blame it all on him being a perv since he looked past your impenetrable defenses.
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once they got into a fight about her trying to convince him she was pregnant when she really wasn't and he was yelling **** about her taking all three tests and they came up negative
RyokIes posted... once they got into a fight about her trying to convince him she was pregnant when she really wasn't and he was yelling **** about her taking all three tests and they came up negative
i was choking on my pillow i was laughing so hard
I love humanity so hard tonight
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Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.
She did indeed notice me. She yelled at me and I was confused. I just wanted to know why she was crying. Honestly, I don't think I comprehended what I did until the next day.
From: thundersheep | #083 Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.
From: thundersheep | #083 Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.
For the lulz.
YESSSS
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thundersheep posted... Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.
Well, when I opened it they were no longer standing in the position to see my window. I stood there for a bit longer and didn't see anyone. As I took a couple steps back to return to my bed I noticed they (2 guys, the other was sitting down when I was spotted) were just in another part of the yard.
I just caught the last part of the sentence and one of them said "he seemed like a nice kid". It's totally possible they were taking about someone else (right?) I'm pretty sure we haven't formally met before...
Either way, they didn't notice me as I opened it, and I can now hear everything they say.