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MrSmartGuy
07/27/11 4:17:00 PM
#51:


From: RyokIes | #048
i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.


what the **** is going on in this topic

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Emporer_Kazbar
07/27/11 4:18:00 PM
#52:


This topic, despite all probabilities, keeps getting better and better.

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ZaziGuado
07/27/11 4:18:00 PM
#53:


I like you, thundersheep.

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VincentLauw
07/27/11 4:18:00 PM
#54:


From: thundersheep | #026
The tv is lower than the window as well, so it probably just looked like I was facing him, head tilted down slightly, dick in hand, with a concerned look on my face.

I was seeking through a couple videos, so I had not really started goin' at it quite yet.

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Iamdead7
07/27/11 4:18:00 PM
#55:


xfd

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:18:00 PM
#56:


every time i see him i laugh in his face and i'm pretty sure he knows why

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Octillery
07/27/11 4:19:00 PM
#57:


Ulti...
I saw it coming, by the way.

You what, sorry?

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 4:19:00 PM
#58:


From: ZaziGuado | #253
I like you, thundersheep.


Oh now where is this going? We're you the neighbor?

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TheCodeisBosco
07/27/11 4:19:00 PM
#59:


RyokIes posted...
hahahahahahahahaaha

i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.

she was like, traumatized for days

i hope you didn't do that to your neighbor!


LMAOOOOOOOOO

This is the greatest day in the history of this site.

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masterplum
07/27/11 4:20:00 PM
#60:


Topic of the year candidate.


Must have updates

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XIII_rocks
07/27/11 4:20:00 PM
#61:


This topic got more awesome very quickly.

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CalvinbalI
07/27/11 4:20:00 PM
#62:


RyokIes posted...
hahahahahahahahaaha

i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.

she was like, traumatized for days

i hope you didn't do that to your neighbor!


and she told you all about it? i'm trying to think what age you could've been that would make this as entertaining as possible.

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thundersheep
07/27/11 4:20:00 PM
#63:


she was like, traumatized for days

i hope you didn't do that to your neighbor!


In all honesty, I'm kind of hoping I did. At least that way we'd be even.

This does not feel good, man.

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VincentLauw
07/27/11 4:20:00 PM
#64:


From: RyokIes | #048
hahahahahahahahaaha

i remember once my mom was out on our roofdeck and looked over to a neighbor's house and saw him sucking off another dude on his porch. she freaked, since he was married...to a woman, and she just had a baby. she yelled oh my god a little louder than she anticipated and they both noticed her staring before scurrying off into the house, both butt naked.

she was like, traumatized for days

i hope you didn't do that to your neighbor!


more. stories. like. this.

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 4:21:00 PM
#65:


thunderyoko confirmed for super user

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WickIebee
07/27/11 4:21:00 PM
#66:


I wandered into this topic questioning whether the neighbor was some perv staring at a naked chick... Then I realized TC is male...

I failed coming in...

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:21:00 PM
#67:


dude i have the best neighbors. half of them are junkies and i get to hear this one dude and his girl fight in the streets all the time. last time she threw a trash can at him. i can't even get mad when i'm trying to sleep because they're so hysterical

annnnyways, i think you should definitely look out the window imho

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 4:22:00 PM
#68:


I failed coming in...

As did the TC

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:22:00 PM
#69:


dude that story happened like a month ago haha

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masterplum
07/27/11 4:23:00 PM
#70:


You need to open the window again.

or go outside and see if anyone notices you

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Suprak the Stud
07/27/11 4:23:00 PM
#71:


You open the window, the only thing you're gonna see is all there faces crammed up against it waiting for a second peak at the goods.

So, yeah, do it.

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:23:00 PM
#72:


XFD

i am in tears

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 4:23:00 PM
#73:


Sheep, have you considered a career at chip n dales? Most of my party friends are under the impression I work there or something, so I can probably get you a good word in.

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ZaziGuado
07/27/11 4:24:00 PM
#74:


I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend.

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 4:24:00 PM
#75:


RyokIes posted...
dude i have the best neighbors. half of them are junkies and i get to hear this one dude and his girl fight in the streets all the time. last time she threw a trash can at him. i can't even get mad when i'm trying to sleep because they're so hysterical

annnnyways, i think you should definitely look out the window imho


Oh man, my apartment complex has this one family that keeps starting loud arguments at like five in the morning but I can't get mad either, they always end in "I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NAKED B****" and then there's silence

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 4:24:00 PM
#76:


ZaziGuado posted...
I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend.

Oh Zazi

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GaryOak151
07/27/11 4:24:00 PM
#77:


did she notice you zazi

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MrSmartGuy
07/27/11 4:24:00 PM
#78:


From: ZaziGuado | #075
I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend.


Did you still have your junk in your hand when you came from the computer?

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 4:25:00 PM
#79:


This topic

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StealThisSheen
07/27/11 4:25:00 PM
#80:


Okay. New idea since I don't think you liked my last one.

Raise the blinds just slightly, then peak out the side

Then stand back up and go about your business, stopping every once in awhile to peak out the side of the blinds, like you don't know they're raised at all.

If you catch him looking again, you can just blame it all on him being a perv since he looked past your impenetrable defenses.



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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:25:00 PM
#81:


once they got into a fight about her trying to convince him she was pregnant when she really wasn't and he was yelling **** about her taking all three tests and they came up negative

i was choking on my pillow i was laughing so hard

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 4:26:00 PM
#82:


RyokIes posted...
once they got into a fight about her trying to convince him she was pregnant when she really wasn't and he was yelling **** about her taking all three tests and they came up negative

i was choking on my pillow i was laughing so hard


I love humanity so hard tonight

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thundersheep
07/27/11 4:26:00 PM
#83:


Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.

For the lulz.

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ZaziGuado
07/27/11 4:26:00 PM
#84:


She did indeed notice me. She yelled at me and I was confused. I just wanted to know why she was crying. Honestly, I don't think I comprehended what I did until the next day.

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:26:00 PM
#85:


he also tried to steal socks from my work once by shoving them down his pants. we debated for a while if we really wanted them back

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 4:26:00 PM
#86:


Oh, when the stream hit the window did it happen to make the shape of a heart or something?

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:27:00 PM
#87:


From: thundersheep | #083
Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.

For the lulz.


f5 f5 f5 f5

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Jeff Zero
07/27/11 4:27:00 PM
#88:


RyokIes posted...
he also tried to steal socks from my work once by shoving them down his pants. we debated for a while if we really wanted them back

xfd

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GaryOak151
07/27/11 4:28:00 PM
#89:


zazi she was mad at you for not joining in

duh

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masterplum
07/27/11 4:28:00 PM
#90:


From: thundersheep | #083
Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.

For the lulz.


YESSSS

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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 4:30:00 PM
#91:


You are now tracking this topic

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ZaziGuado
07/27/11 4:32:00 PM
#92:


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XIII_rocks
07/27/11 4:33:00 PM
#93:


thundersheep posted...
Fine, opening my window. It's the middle of summer and it's getting REALLY hot in here (it might just be the shame) I really hope I don't see anyone. But if I do, I promise to hold the stare for as long as possible.

For the lulz.


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masterplum
07/27/11 4:34:00 PM
#94:


*Waits impatiently for update*

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thundersheep
07/27/11 4:35:00 PM
#95:


Well, when I opened it they were no longer standing in the position to see my window. I stood there for a bit longer and didn't see anyone. As I took a couple steps back to return to my bed I noticed they (2 guys, the other was sitting down when I was spotted) were just in another part of the yard.

I just caught the last part of the sentence and one of them said "he seemed like a nice kid". It's totally possible they were taking about someone else (right?) I'm pretty sure we haven't formally met before...

Either way, they didn't notice me as I opened it, and I can now hear everything they say.

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masterplum
07/27/11 4:35:00 PM
#96:


From: thundersheep | #095
I can now hear everything they say.


LISTEN

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WalrusJump
07/27/11 4:36:00 PM
#97:


great topic

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swordz9
07/27/11 4:36:00 PM
#98:


This topic is incredible.

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Haguile
07/27/11 4:36:00 PM
#99:


This topic is...amazing.
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Chrono1219
07/27/11 4:37:00 PM
#100:


I lost it at "He seemed like a nice kid"

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