Board 8 > Oh god... I think my neighbours just saw me naked.

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ZaziGuado
07/27/11 4:38:00 PM
#101:


There's a major plot hole right now.

Did you finish?

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StealThisSheen
07/27/11 4:39:00 PM
#102:


Pretend your wang is a spy cam and point it out the window while wearing headphones, nodding every once in awhile after things they say and pretending to take notes.

If they see you, act surprised and then as if you're simply doing Taebo and not spying on them.



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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 4:39:00 PM
#103:


thundersheep posted...
Well, when I opened it they were no longer standing in the position to see my window. I stood there for a bit longer and didn't see anyone. As I took a couple steps back to return to my bed I noticed they (2 guys, the other was sitting down when I was spotted) were just in another part of the yard.

I just caught the last part of the sentence and one of them said "he seemed like a nice kid". It's totally possible they were taking about someone else (right?) I'm pretty sure we haven't formally met before...

Either way, they didn't notice me as I opened it, and I can now hear everything they say.


I honestly did not think this topic could get any better, and yet, against all odds it does!

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 4:39:00 PM
#104:


Ya know

I've always kept my blinds open when I spend time in my game room here in my apartment

one time, during college, some teenagers were outside my window and started heckling me

if they could see me, that means everybody can no matter what I'm doing and I never realized it til this topic


*closes blinds*

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Mega Mana
07/27/11 4:39:00 PM
#105:


You are now tracking this topic.

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XIII_rocks
07/27/11 4:39:00 PM
#106:


ZaziGuado posted...
I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend.

Poor Zazi.

Jeff Zero posted...
Oh man, my apartment complex has this one family that keeps starting loud arguments at like five in the morning but I can't get mad either, they always end in "I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NAKED B****" and then there's silence

This is excellent, however.

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:42:00 PM
#107:


XFD he seemed like a nice kid

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 4:44:00 PM
#108:


now the question is


are you still naked?

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thundersheep
07/27/11 4:50:00 PM
#109:


There's a major plot hole right now. Did you finish?

With great trouble...yes. I immediately closed the blinds, sat down for a couple minutes thinking about the angles while trying to convince myself he just saw my upper body, and then made this topic.

It was hard (pun definitely not intended, since it was really the opposite) because every few seconds I would just think of what just happened and I'd feel terrible. But I figured that I owed it to myself to finish the job.

This topic really helped though. I've gotten more than a few laughs out of it, as well as JZ's topic. So uh..thanks.

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MrSmartGuy
07/27/11 4:51:00 PM
#110:


The commitment you've shown through this should be an inspiration to children everywhere.

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RyokIes
07/27/11 4:52:00 PM
#111:


now every time you jerk it you're going to see flashes of his face repeating "he seemed like a nice kid" over and over

"it feels like i'm wearing nothing at all


nothing at all"

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thundersheep
07/27/11 4:56:00 PM
#112:


Omfg Ryoko, I'm dying laughing right now.

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foolmor0n
07/27/11 4:56:00 PM
#113:


From: UltimaterializerX | #047
I saw it coming, by the way.


post of the topic

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 4:58:00 PM
#114:


Ulti totally stole that from me on b8chat!

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foolmor0n
07/27/11 5:00:00 PM
#115:


From: BIGPUN9999 | #114
Ulti totally stole that from me on b8chat!


logs or it didn't happen

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thundersheep
07/27/11 5:03:00 PM
#116:


Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together.

Hint: "Ask me anything"

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 5:03:00 PM
#117:


From: foolmor0n | #115
logs or it didn't happen


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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 5:04:00 PM
#118:


From: thundersheep | #116
Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together.

Hint: "Ask me anything"


the plot thickens

...some..more

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Iamdead7
07/27/11 5:04:00 PM
#119:


oh my god i hurt

AND DEAR GOD TELL US

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VincentLauw
07/27/11 5:05:00 PM
#120:


From: thundersheep | #116
Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together.

Hint: "Ask me anything"


just SAY IT

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masterplum
07/27/11 5:06:00 PM
#121:


SAY IT

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 5:07:00 PM
#122:


did you have your thumb up your ass while you were about to beat it? >_>

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Haguile
07/27/11 5:08:00 PM
#123:


From: thundersheep | #116
Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together.

Hint: "Ask me anything"


...Wait I vaguely recall a topic like that. I didn't read the topic but I remember the title. Uh...wow.
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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 5:09:00 PM
#124:


thundersheep posted...
Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together.

Hint: "Ask me anything"


...

Fleshlight?

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CalvinbalI
07/27/11 5:09:00 PM
#125:


Haguile posted...
From: thundersheep | #116
Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together.

Hint: "Ask me anything"
...Wait I vaguely recall a topic like that. I didn't read the topic but I remember the title. Uh...wow.


dammit quit being vague.

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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 5:10:00 PM
#126:


Wow, Thundersheep.

That's just great.

He was using his new fleshlight, people

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foolmor0n
07/27/11 5:10:00 PM
#127:


Fleshlight

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BIGPUN9999
07/27/11 5:11:00 PM
#128:


From: GenesisSaga | #124
Fleshlight?


oh

my


god

thats right

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OInsaneOne32
07/27/11 5:11:00 PM
#129:


oh god, do you use your flesh light while standing too?

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masterplum
07/27/11 5:12:00 PM
#130:


From: GenesisSaga | #126
Wow, Thundersheep.

That's just great.

He was using his new fleshlight, people


Oh man

I remember this topic

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XIII_rocks
07/27/11 5:13:00 PM
#131:


Toat

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CalvinbalI
07/27/11 5:13:00 PM
#132:


ahahahahahaha

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Chrono1219
07/27/11 5:15:00 PM
#133:


external image

This is the neighbors point of view.

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DigitalIncision
07/27/11 5:15:00 PM
#134:


What a baller. I love you, Thundersheep.

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XIII_rocks
07/27/11 5:17:00 PM
#135:


XD CHRONO

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VincentLauw
07/27/11 5:18:00 PM
#136:


From: Chrono1219 | #133
external image

This is the neighbors point of view.


the. best.

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Iamdead7
07/27/11 5:18:00 PM
#137:


XFDXFDXFD

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ExThaNemesis
07/27/11 5:20:00 PM
#138:


From: UltimaterializerX | #047
I saw it coming, by the way.


saw what coming

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RyokIes
07/27/11 5:20:00 PM
#139:


this


this topic

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RyokIes
07/27/11 5:20:00 PM
#140:


From: ExThaNemesis | #138
saw what coming


spooge

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thundersheep
07/27/11 5:21:00 PM
#141:


oh god, do you use your flesh light while standing too?

Yeah, which is kinda weird because I always sat down when using a hand.

I'm not even sure if that makes it better or worse. On one hand, he probably saw minimal amounts of my junk, but on the other hand... it's a goddamn fleshlight. He might not have even known what it was and might have just thought it was some household object.

...I think that definitely makes it worse.

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Maxattack798
07/27/11 5:23:00 PM
#142:


XFD this topic. tag so hard.

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DigitalIncision
07/27/11 5:23:00 PM
#143:


He thought you were vacuuming your dilly.

Also love "on one hand." Poignant wording.

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VintageGin
07/27/11 5:24:00 PM
#144:


oh my god

how does this keep getting better

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ExThaNemesis
07/27/11 5:28:00 PM
#145:


HAHAHAHAHHA

Oh my god thundersheep it's like you planned it with the releasing minimal details as the topic went on because from beginning to now the topic just continues to improve.

lmfao

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RyokIes
07/27/11 5:32:00 PM
#146:


next thing he reveals: they were literally 2 feet away from his window

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GaryOak151
07/27/11 5:35:00 PM
#147:


There is no way this could get any better

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MrSmartGuy
07/27/11 5:35:00 PM
#148:


Did you end up hearing anything about their conversation?

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GenesisSaga
07/27/11 5:36:00 PM
#149:


thundersheep posted...
oh god, do you use your flesh light while standing too?

Yeah, which is kinda weird because I always sat down when using a hand.

I'm not even sure if that makes it better or worse. On one hand, he probably saw minimal amounts of my junk, but on the other hand... it's a goddamn fleshlight. He might not have even known what it was and might have just thought it was some household object.

...I think that definitely makes it worse.


You know... I'm ashamed to say that I was that neighbor I would have kept staring for five minutes too, not necessarily because I was enthralled with your junk but because I'm a tad lacking in the common sense department and would have been trying to figure out what the hell you were doing with your penis in a flashlight.

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GANON1025
07/27/11 5:37:00 PM
#150:


"this topic"

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