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ZaziGuado 07/27/11 4:38:00 PM #101: |
There's a major plot hole right now.
Did you finish? -- snowpork Guru winner BlAcK_TuRtLe: http://i51.tinypic.com/2r7txtx.jpg THAAAAANKS! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 07/27/11 4:39:00 PM #102: |
Pretend your wang is a spy cam and point it out the window while wearing headphones, nodding every once in awhile after things they say and pretending to take notes. -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 07/27/11 4:39:00 PM #103: |
thundersheep posted...
Well, when I opened it they were no longer standing in the position to see my window. I stood there for a bit longer and didn't see anyone. As I took a couple steps back to return to my bed I noticed they (2 guys, the other was sitting down when I was spotted) were just in another part of the yard. I just caught the last part of the sentence and one of them said "he seemed like a nice kid". It's totally possible they were taking about someone else (right?) I'm pretty sure we haven't formally met before... Either way, they didn't notice me as I opened it, and I can now hear everything they say. I honestly did not think this topic could get any better, and yet, against all odds it does! -- Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpg Courtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BIGPUN9999 07/27/11 4:39:00 PM #104: |
Ya know
I've always kept my blinds open when I spend time in my game room here in my apartment one time, during college, some teenagers were outside my window and started heckling me if they could see me, that means everybody can no matter what I'm doing and I never realized it til this topic *closes blinds* -- Married to my Sugar mama, CrimsonOcean. Oct. 10, 2007 http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4020/bigpunry4.jpg ~by Seginustemple ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mega Mana 07/27/11 4:39:00 PM #105: |
You are now tracking this topic.
-- "Oh my God MWIS. I just really want to ask, if this is a SMALL CYOA.... what in the name of holy blue christ is a big one?!" - ExTha ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 07/27/11 4:39:00 PM #106: |
ZaziGuado posted...
I was a younger lad, and my mother did not trust me having a computer in my room, so it was downstairs in the central living room. One of the doors there leads to her bedroom. I start hearing small cries, and I think my mother is crying. Being the good son that I am, I went to check on her to see if everything was alright. I opened the door and my mother was having sex with her boyfriend. Poor Zazi. Jeff Zero posted... Oh man, my apartment complex has this one family that keeps starting loud arguments at like five in the morning but I can't get mad either, they always end in "I KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE NAKED B****" and then there's silence This is excellent, however. -- XIIIiscool (2:47 am): *gets in a car* I'M F***ING COMING FOR YOU RUSTY RustyMrMokka has left the room. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RyokIes 07/27/11 4:42:00 PM #107: |
XFD he seemed like a nice kid
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BIGPUN9999 07/27/11 4:44:00 PM #108: |
now the question is
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thundersheep 07/27/11 4:50:00 PM #109: |
There's a major plot hole right now. Did you finish?
With great trouble...yes. I immediately closed the blinds, sat down for a couple minutes thinking about the angles while trying to convince myself he just saw my upper body, and then made this topic. It was hard (pun definitely not intended, since it was really the opposite) because every few seconds I would just think of what just happened and I'd feel terrible. But I figured that I owed it to myself to finish the job. This topic really helped though. I've gotten more than a few laughs out of it, as well as JZ's topic. So uh..thanks. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrSmartGuy 07/27/11 4:51:00 PM #110: |
The commitment you've shown through this should be an inspiration to children everywhere.
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RyokIes 07/27/11 4:52:00 PM #111: |
now every time you jerk it you're going to see flashes of his face repeating "he seemed like a nice kid" over and over
"it feels like i'm wearing nothing at all nothing at all" -- Ryoko http://img.imgcake.com/ryogenjpgqe.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thundersheep 07/27/11 4:56:00 PM #112: |
Omfg Ryoko, I'm dying laughing right now.
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foolmor0n 07/27/11 4:56:00 PM #113: |
From: UltimaterializerX | #047 post of the topic -- _foolmo_ 'Most people at least try to say something funny. See foolmo's post as an example.' - The Real Truth ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BIGPUN9999 07/27/11 4:58:00 PM #114: |
Ulti totally stole that from me on b8chat!
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foolmor0n 07/27/11 5:00:00 PM #115: |
From: BIGPUN9999 | #114 logs or it didn't happen -- _foolmo_ 'You are obviously intelligent and insightful' - Sir Chris about me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thundersheep 07/27/11 5:03:00 PM #116: |
Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together.
Hint: "Ask me anything" -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BIGPUN9999 07/27/11 5:03:00 PM #117: |
From: foolmor0n | #115 -- http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1973/scottpilgrimingredients.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BIGPUN9999 07/27/11 5:04:00 PM #118: |
From: thundersheep | #116 the plot thickens ...some..more -- http://13.media.tumblr.com/zbT6A1rVVpy6od97NFhgY74uo1_250.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iamdead7 07/27/11 5:04:00 PM #119: |
oh my god i hurt
AND DEAR GOD TELL US -- The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VincentLauw 07/27/11 5:05:00 PM #120: |
From: thundersheep | #116 just SAY IT -- http://img.imgcake.com/dancingguygifry.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterplum 07/27/11 5:06:00 PM #121: |
SAY IT
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BIGPUN9999 07/27/11 5:07:00 PM #122: |
did you have your thumb up your ass while you were about to beat it? >_>
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Haguile 07/27/11 5:08:00 PM #123: |
From: thundersheep | #116 ...Wait I vaguely recall a topic like that. I didn't read the topic but I remember the title. Uh...wow. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 07/27/11 5:09:00 PM #124: |
thundersheep posted...
Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together. Hint: "Ask me anything" ... Fleshlight? -- Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpg Courtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CalvinbalI 07/27/11 5:09:00 PM #125: |
Haguile posted...
From: thundersheep | #116 Hell, the worst (best?) detail hasn't even been mentioned yet. And I don't think I'm going to say anything about it. Anyone who has looked at my topics in the past few weeks (one in particular) can probably put the pieces together. Hint: "Ask me anything" ...Wait I vaguely recall a topic like that. I didn't read the topic but I remember the title. Uh...wow. dammit quit being vague. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GenesisSaga 07/27/11 5:10:00 PM #126: |
Wow, Thundersheep.
That's just great. He was using his new fleshlight, people -- Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpg Courtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolmor0n 07/27/11 5:10:00 PM #127: |
Fleshlight
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BIGPUN9999 07/27/11 5:11:00 PM #128: |
From: GenesisSaga | #124 oh my god thats right -- http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/7585/tumblrkosxj2e4bp1qzhqy3.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OInsaneOne32 07/27/11 5:11:00 PM #129: |
oh god, do you use your flesh light while standing too?
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masterplum 07/27/11 5:12:00 PM #130: |
From: GenesisSaga | #126 Oh man I remember this topic -- yE frE me Kweku Ananse Papa me:http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1508/masterplumgm3.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 07/27/11 5:13:00 PM #131: |
Toat
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CalvinbalI 07/27/11 5:13:00 PM #132: |
ahahahahahaha
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Chrono1219 07/27/11 5:15:00 PM #133: |
This is the neighbors point of view. -- Chrono1219 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DigitalIncision 07/27/11 5:15:00 PM #134: |
What a baller. I love you, Thundersheep.
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XIII_rocks 07/27/11 5:17:00 PM #135: |
XD CHRONO
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VincentLauw 07/27/11 5:18:00 PM #136: |
From: Chrono1219 | #133 the. best. -- http://img.imgcake.com/dancingguygifry.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iamdead7 07/27/11 5:18:00 PM #137: |
XFDXFDXFD
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ExThaNemesis 07/27/11 5:20:00 PM #138: |
From: UltimaterializerX | #047 saw what coming -- ExTha ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RyokIes 07/27/11 5:20:00 PM #139: |
this
this topic -- Ryoko http://img.imgcake.com/yokespngsy.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RyokIes 07/27/11 5:20:00 PM #140: |
From: ExThaNemesis | #138 spooge -- Ryoko http://img.imgcake.com/proffomlepngse.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thundersheep 07/27/11 5:21:00 PM #141: |
oh god, do you use your flesh light while standing too?
Yeah, which is kinda weird because I always sat down when using a hand. I'm not even sure if that makes it better or worse. On one hand, he probably saw minimal amounts of my junk, but on the other hand... it's a goddamn fleshlight. He might not have even known what it was and might have just thought it was some household object. ...I think that definitely makes it worse. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maxattack798 07/27/11 5:23:00 PM #142: |
XFD this topic. tag so hard.
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DigitalIncision 07/27/11 5:23:00 PM #143: |
He thought you were vacuuming your dilly.
Also love "on one hand." Poignant wording. -- Digi I can tell you, with hand on heart, that I have no ribs. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VintageGin 07/27/11 5:24:00 PM #144: |
oh my god
how does this keep getting better -- Ginhyun 'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExThaNemesis 07/27/11 5:28:00 PM #145: |
HAHAHAHAHHA
Oh my god thundersheep it's like you planned it with the releasing minimal details as the topic went on because from beginning to now the topic just continues to improve. lmfao -- ExTha ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RyokIes 07/27/11 5:32:00 PM #146: |
next thing he reveals: they were literally 2 feet away from his window
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GaryOak151 07/27/11 5:35:00 PM #147: |
There is no way this could get any better
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MrSmartGuy 07/27/11 5:35:00 PM #148: |
Did you end up hearing anything about their conversation?
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GenesisSaga 07/27/11 5:36:00 PM #149: |
thundersheep posted...
oh god, do you use your flesh light while standing too? Yeah, which is kinda weird because I always sat down when using a hand. I'm not even sure if that makes it better or worse. On one hand, he probably saw minimal amounts of my junk, but on the other hand... it's a goddamn fleshlight. He might not have even known what it was and might have just thought it was some household object. ...I think that definitely makes it worse. You know... I'm ashamed to say that I was that neighbor I would have kept staring for five minutes too, not necessarily because I was enthralled with your junk but because I'm a tad lacking in the common sense department and would have been trying to figure out what the hell you were doing with your penis in a flashlight. -- Courtesy of fr0q: http://img.imgcake.com/gencardjpgha.jpg Courtesy of Pun: http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/4738/genesissaga.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GANON1025 07/27/11 5:37:00 PM #150: |
"this topic"
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