Board 8 > Would you date a woman in a wheelchair with no legs?

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She's nice but I am worried this will not work out for the best for me!

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I'm not going to rape her

if she's cute, might as well. i mean not everyone gets to bang a stump. kick it into high gear.

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What? I'm not going to have sex with her stump . W T F

Where at her legs are they gone? The waist? The knees? Middle thigh area?

A wheelchair with no legs? What?!

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The important question is if her lady parts work.

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you guys are freakin dopes

From: LobsterJelly | #009
you guys are freakin dopes

how did how just figure this out

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I had a friend who got into a similar situation. He called up one of those datelines, and then he went out to her trailer to find out she was fat, legless, and in a wheelchair. He didn't end up with her, but his female selection has never been his strong suit.

how did how did how did how did how did how

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LobsterJelly posted...
you guys are freakin dope

thanks bro =)

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ok now im laughing... hihihi... you guys are funny. no shes not fat

So long as the wheelchair has wheels, I don't think it matters if it has no legs.

hihihihellohihi

besides, given her condition, she can't weigh that much ._.

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Serious answer is, are you bothered by her having no legs? If so, how much?

Her mouth still works, don't it?

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I don't think you should worry about this not working out for the best for you.

But what is a wheelchair for with no for legs?

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From: Wanglicious | #004
if she's cute, might as well. i mean not everyone gets to bang a stump. kick it into high gear.

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im not bothered by it i was just asking if anyone knew if there were any sorts of things i should watch out for if im with a girl with no legs i dont know!!!

LobsterJelly posted...
im not bothered by it i was just asking if anyone knew if there were any sorts of things i should watch out for if im with a girl with no legs i dont know!!!

Stairs.

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You don't know her? That's a bigger problem than having no legs, tbqh.

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Raka_Putra posted...
You don't know her? That's a bigger problem than having no legs, tbqh.

He said there's no legs he doesn't know.

Reading comprehension is lacking in this here topic.

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LobsterJelly posted...
im not bothered by it i was just asking if anyone knew if there were any sorts of things i should watch out for if im with a girl with no legs i dont know!!!

well, she might lie, cheat, or do all kinds of nasty things depending on her personality, but at least you will know she can never walk out on you...

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Coming in and asking for advice was a good idea either way, now you got a leg up on her

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yeah, b8 is pretty chairitable with advice. wheel make sure you get the response you deserve.

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Yeah, thanks to us you might start this relationship on the right foot !

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im not bothered by it i was just asking if anyone knew if there were any sorts of things i should watch out for if im with a girl with no legs i dont know!!!

avoid shoe shopping with her. and though tempting, don't ask her how she gets to the toilet seat and if she's ever fallen in.

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if she has the upper body and lower still functional parts of alison brie or christina hendricks in a heartbeat

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Look, I know everyone will give you their opinion, but take Knee's advice on this. True love can bloom anywhere.

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If she's dedicated enough you know she wont run off with another man or something.

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From: TheKnightOfNee | #032
True love can bloom anywhere

Even on the battlefield?

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Yes, but I'd bring a friend along to be a third wheel.

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I don't understand the question.

Do I have to stay in the wheelchair the whole time I'm dating this woman? It'd make showering difficult.

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Date? Never. ****? Probably. Might as well cross it off the list.

I'm pretty sure I could never date someone with a major disability. I'd just always feel guilty.

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KlownBoat posted...

I'm pretty sure I could never date someone with a major disability. I'd just always feel guilty.

Huh?

From: Punch_Sideiron | #039
Huh?

I'm kinda weird like that. I wouldn't feel comfortable enjoying something that they're not able to. I mean I love all kinds of visual art, if I dated a blind person I would feel bad about mentioning anything related to how something looks... If I dated someone in a wheelchair I'd feel awkward all the time. I just know it.

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KlownBoat posted...
From: Punch_Sideiron | #039
Huh?
I'm kinda weird like that. I wouldn't feel comfortable enjoying something that they're not able to. I mean I love all kinds of visual art, if I dated a blind person I would feel bad about mentioning anything related to how something looks... If I dated someone in a wheelchair I'd feel awkward all the time. I just know it.

Ok, now I get it. For some reason I thought you meant about the disability itself, like you caused it or something.

yes

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i'm sorry, but by making this topic on Board Freaking 8, you've just confirmed your own intelligence

also, make sure to get her broken wheelchair fixed before the date

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As opposed to the obvious proper forum for disability dating advice.

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Hop on a shopping cart and challenge her to a race.

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