Board 8 > Raka ranks 100 people + characters by attractiveness WITHOUT writeups

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Although the main project has been put in indefinite hiatus, but enjoy this spin-off.
Here's bottom 20 for a start!

80. dethfdddddh - Oishi Kuraudo
81. NioraptH - Zero
82. dethfdddddh - Kenshiro
83. Fungi128 - Betty White
84. dethfdddddh - Master Asia
85. MarvelousGerbil - George Foreman
86. CommodoreTN - Lisa Lampanelli
87. dethfdddddh - Souther
88. MarvelousGerbil - Arnold Palmer
89. SuorGenoveffa - Silvio Berlusconi
90. dethfdddddh - Raoh
91. Fungi130 - Noam Chomsky
92. MarvelousGerbil - King Dedede
93. Silver_Ermine - Zigzagoon
94. RayDyn - Cousin Itt
95. blindhobo15 - PaRappa the Rapper
96. Emporer_Kazbar - Kermit the Frog
97. blindhobo17 - Pittsburgh Pirate
98. Paulg238 - Frank-n-Furter
99. blindhobo14 - King of All Cosmos
100. Ayuyu - This Guy

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To round off the lesser 50...

50. Genesis Saga - Antonio Banderas
51. Paulg239 - Juri
52. Aecioo - Aecioo
53. Genesis Saga - Orlando Bloom as Legolas
54. NioraptH - Dante
55. blindhobo13 - Raka_Putra
56. Genesis Saga - Liu Kang
57. CommodoreTN - Bill Kaulitz
58. Ankleslam101 - Ankleslam101
59. Pirateking2000 - Pirateking2000
60. Genesis Saga - Tyson Beckford
61. NioraptH - Date Masamune
62. Genesis Saga - Vaan Ratsbane
63. RayDyn - Jamie Eason
64. MarvelousGerbil - Lopunny
65. Emporer_Kazbar - Mr. Burke
66. Murphiroth - Cyclops
67. SuorGenoveffa - Bayonetta
68. Murphiroth - Thor
69. blindhobo18 - Lexington Steele
70. Ankleslam101 - SirRonLionHeart
71. MarvelousGerbil - Tiger Woods
72. SuorGenoveffa - Sufjan Stevens
73. Ayuyu - Deadpool
74. Emporer_Kazbar - Eric Ladin
75. Emporer_Kazbar - Samuel Dalembert
76. dethfdddddh - Zepar
77. dethfdddddh - Thomas Magnum
78. blindhobo19 - Andrew Jackson
79. Emporer_Kazbar - Buzz Lightyear

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aw yeah

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Ha, how did I miss this.

Wow Kermit is low, ain't easy being green.

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WHAT THE F***?

Everyone except Vaan way too low! And Antonio Banderas is the only one to (just barely) make the top 50?

Liu Kang and Legolas ARE sex!

Poo! Poo on you!!!

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..DANTE THAT LOW?

RAKA....WHYYYYYY
Aww, I'm sorry, Mak Cik, but he's just too stocky, he has white hair (lol old men), and his face is just like too average.

aw yeah
^_^

Ha, how did I miss this.

Wow Kermit is low, ain't easy being green.
Green is only one of his problems, but yeah.

WHAT THE F***?

Everyone except Vaan way too low! And Antonio Banderas is the only one to (just barely) make the top 50?

Liu Kang and Legolas ARE sex!

Poo! Poo on you!!!
Sowwy. :<
Liu Kang's biggest problems are his long hair (I just really don't like long hair on guys) and his sour face McSourFace. Legolas' cheekbones are outright oulandish, and once again, loooooong hair.



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Aw, the write ups part is the only reason I even entered anyone. I want to here you talk about the attractiveness of Buzz Lightyear and Samuel Dalembert. I don't care what they're ranking is.

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Long hair is metal and gloriousssss!

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Oh, okay, everyone may request for write-ups for up to two of their nominated characters.

Long hair is metal and gloriusssss on girls.
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Yummm

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Fine, I choose Buzz Lightyear and Samuel Dalembert.

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I...I am a shota? I'm so happy! It's been my dream for years.
Also, I beg to differ. ;<

75. Samuel Dalembert


Eh.

Well, first off, his body is quite fine. It's well-built, but not hilariously grotesque (like some FoTN characters). And he's a basketball player, that automatically gives some bonus points, at least to some people. I'm not really into sport players one way or another though, but it didn't hurt.

But, uhh, I don't quite like his face as much as his body. That 'stache looks like the hiragana (or is it katakana?) 'ha', and it's aptly shaped, because I can only say "Hahahahaha...ha....ha." >_<
And I personally find the shape of his face quite distracting, it just seems a bit off to me. His hair looks like a buddha statue on a bad hair day.
In this one: http://215sports.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sammy_frohawk.gif?w=410&h=291
I don't like afro. I despise mohawk. So yeah.
What I'd do with him: Nothing. No, seriously.

79. Buzz Lightyear


TO INFINITY -- AND BEYOND!
Welp, I'm not really too big on science or anything, but it seems like the space has made an impact to our favorite Space Ranger. He looks old, old, olddddd. Some people like old men better, like yusiko, but I can't help but imagine he already has children as old as I am, and it just feels so scandalous, you know.
Even ignoring his age, he's kind of...uhh...overweight? And that tight purple...leotard inner-suit or whatever is just terrible. It's like he's wearing a purple underwear on his head, and not in a hot pervy way either. And wtf is with his armor. Not sexy at all.
Still, I know some Buzz x Woody yaoi and they were alright, but I prefer Sid x Andy (TS3).

What I'd do with him: Give him away to a lonely, toy-loving girl.

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Man, it's really too bad you're not doing all of them. Those two write-ups alone were hilarious.

Anyway, thanks for that.

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Cyclops over Thor? Somewhat surprising.

I seem to remember nominating myself for this. Maybe. If so, I want a writeup!

And do one for Cyke as my second choice, I guess. Can't remember anyone else I may have nominated.

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Yeah, I might come back to do the rest later.

Oh, and you're welcome!

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It's partly because Thor has glorious woman hair.

And I'll do the writeups when I've posted the rankings for them~

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Raka_Putra posted...
It's partly because Thor has glorious woman hair.

And I'll do the writeups when I've posted the rankings for them~

That is true...good enough reasoning for me!

And thanks.

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Bump, and you're welcome.

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Bump...truth to be told, I lost your pic, Murphiroth...so I can't really post a writeup, unless you'd be so kind to post it again.

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Why is Bayonetta that low :(.

I think that's the one I posted for you, Raka.

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Raka_Putra posted...
It's partly because Thor has glorious woman hair.

And I'll do the writeups when I've posted the rankings for them~

Ha, see this shows me you're just not into the "metal" thing, or the glorious warriors of old thing, or you'd see how awesome long hair is (for dudes too)! Yes I take this personally as a metal warrior.

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what is this? lol

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Bayonetta?
Let's see...
Overly sexualized, weird hairdo, tight clothing...just ugh. She should try something more conservative and modest, less 'OMG I'M MADE FOR SEX HUNGRY NERDS LET'S DO IT DO IT' . Poor Bayonetta. It's not like there's anything wrong about her, it's just the character designers.

Ha, see this shows me you're just not into the "metal" thing, or the glorious warriors of old thing, or you'd see how awesome long hair is (for dudes too)! Yes I take this personally as a metal warrior.
Sorry, I prefer glorious banzai kawaii J-pop.

what is this? lol
lol XFD

Raka, post MORE.
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49-40, a.k.a. The Porn Actresses That Will Pierce The Heavens

40. Murphiroth - Murphiroth
41. Pirateking2003 - Nico Robin
42. Fungi129 - Jaime Pressly
43.SuorGenoveffa - Gatrie
44. Psycho_Kenshin - Hannah Minx
45. Gdiffuser - Ruthie
46. Psycho_Kenshin - Kei Megumi
47. Psycho_Kenshin - Mayuka Okada
48. Psycho_Kenshin - Emma O'Neil
49. Pirateking2000 - Kamina

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40. Murphiroth
Hmm, I really don't know why I ranked you this low.
Well, anyway, your hair looks funny, in a vaguely good way. I mean, I want to ruffle it and twirl it around, things like that. Your green eyes are lovely, they're piercing my heavens (*wink* *wink*).
But, oh man, your eyebrows look a bit out of place there. Did you bleach them or something? It looks like a Photoshopper accidentally made it too light just to tarnish your reputation.

Then, it seems like you're a bit chubby, but I just recently come to like chubbies better, yes, in that way, so if I were to rerank everything (Ha, there's no way I'd do that.), you'd probably end up slightly higher.

Oh, and I have mixed feelings about your lips. Sometimes they look too womanly (sorry!), but sometimes I just get the urge to put my remote control on them. And that wasn't an euphemism for anything. Nah, just kidding. It is an euphemism.

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Bayonetta?
Let's see...
Overly sexualized, weird hairdo, tight clothing...just ugh. She should try something more conservative and modest, less 'OMG I'M MADE FOR SEX HUNGRY NERDS LET'S DO IT DO IT' . Poor Bayonetta. It's not like there's anything wrong about her, it's just the character designers.

Hey. Raka, you're cool. You have good opinions and I'm going to pay more attention to you in the future.

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Yay :D

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You're not old, oneechan! You can still live longer! Don't lose hope! Your grandchildren would-- *kicked*

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Ha, okay you've made up for not loving metal hair by listing all those hot chicks I sort of forgot I nominated!

I'll request write-ups for Hannah Minx and Kei Megumi.

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Oh yeah, forgot the What I'd Do With Them segments:

Murphiroth: I'd give out hints *wink* *wink* Or maybe we can just chill out and play games or whatever. I suggest Spin The Bottle.
Kei Megumi: Discuss mai Japanese animus. Maybe ask her to cosplay!
Hannah Minx: Go to a zoo together and compare her to the pandas there lol

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46. Kei Megumi
Okay, first of all, the porn actresses you listed are, well, attractive. But they lose major major points from, uh, their indecent occupation (I won't tell you what it is, look it up for yourself sickos lol). They would be far better ranked if they were, oh, I don't know, clerks, editors, or maybe Medieval knights seen in tapestries.
I'm not prejudiced against err, showy ladies, but uhh, their job is just too morally impudent for me, IMHO, IIRC, CMIIW, IMO.
Moving on!

Kei Megumi ranked the higher out of the pornographictacullar dames because when I google'd her, I can actually see some of her pictures without having to whip my eyes with horsewhip for indecent sight. She's a role model for porn actresses everywhere. Wearing a white bikini is already much better than exposing all of their flesh, eww. So props for Kei here.

The Kei feature (ha geddit) of her is mainly because she's, well, Japanese. I kinda prefer Japanese girls, kinda sorta, so yeah. She looks quite innocent too, and both in a good way and in a 'Japanese businessmen love girls like her' way. And uh, her hair's kinda pretty, I guess?

44. Hannah Minx
Although she may look like a gothic panda cosplayer, but hey! She dresses like a nun compared to the rest of Psycho_Kenshin's nominations (sorry, no offense). I ranked the nominations by the nominator, and after hundreds of seconds spent on looking at bared female bodies, Hannah Minx is like a niqab-wearing panda girl, so she gets points for that!
Okay, that might be not totally fair but watever kirbys just a dum pink bal anywy

Hmm, first of all, I like how she's all smiles. Girls always look better when they smile. She should go lighter with the makeup though, unless her lifelong dream is to become a My Immortal character or something. I'm sure she looks quite sweet naturally, so a softer lipstick color and much less eyeliner would do justice for her.
And hair ornaments! YAY!

'Yay!"

Gotta love 'em. Her long flowing shiny black hair helps too. So pretty. Also, boobs. No need to put so much emphasis on them. Yeah, boobs...

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Raka_Putra posted...
Bayonetta?
Let's see...
Overly sexualized, weird hairdo, tight clothing...just ugh. She should try something more conservative and modest, less 'OMG I'M MADE FOR SEX HUNGRY NERDS LET'S DO IT DO IT' . Poor Bayonetta. It's not like there's anything wrong about her, it's just the character designers.


Might have something to do with the fact that I'm not interested in her sexual side at all, but her being "overly sexualized" never bothered me. In fact, it's the "over the top" presentation that I find overall intriguing, it's obviously made on purpose and sexuality is not even the biggest indicator.

Besides, I never buy the "I'm made for sex hungry nerds" arguement, I think some guys (ironically, mostly sex hungry nerds) are just uncomfortable with the character design and concept.
I've discussed before with a guy who said something along the lines of "it's basically legalized porn", and honestly, he had no clue.

Oh, and NOBODY in this world deserves to be ranked lower than Bill Kaulitz.

Yeah, I'll admit I'm uncomfortable with her. Most of my favorite female characters are modestly dressed, so it's just a personal preference thing.
Also, over the top =/= good.
And I haven't played Bayonetta, so yeah.

Anyway, Bill Kaulitz doesn't look that bad, what are you smoking? He's like a harajuku-punkish uke boy or a somewhat masculine lesbian, so to speak.

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Raka_Putra posted...
Yeah, I'll admit I'm uncomfortable with her. Most of my favorite female characters are modestly dressed, so it's just a personal preference thing.
Also, over the top =/= good.
And I haven't played Bayonetta, so yeah.

Anyway, Bill Kaulitz doesn't look that bad, what are you smoking? He's like a harajuku-punkish uke boy or a somewhat masculine lesbian, so to speak.

Yeah, over the top =/= good, but it doesn't necessarily mean bad either, it's a matter of preference I guess.

Bill Kaulitz... yeah, well, he reminds me of Cruella De Vil, not exactly an alpha male.

Did i nominate anyone? I forget.

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Hmm, yeah, that's right, he does remind me of Cruella too. And it's not a bad thing if he's beta, so I can dominate him, hypothetically.

Ayvuir, you nominated Leah Dizon, Misa Campo, and Lucy from Fairy Tail.

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Sweet. Tag.

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All the better to lure me in, dear.

You still have Jeff Davis and trailer Hyur guy.

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Raka_Putra posted...

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40. Murphiroth
Hmm, I really don't know why I ranked you this low.
Well, anyway, your hair looks funny, in a vaguely good way. I mean, I want to ruffle it and twirl it around, things like that. Your green eyes are lovely, they're piercing my heavens (*wink* *wink*).
But, oh man, your eyebrows look a bit out of place there. Did you bleach them or something? It looks like a Photoshopper accidentally made it too light just to tarnish your reputation.

Then, it seems like you're a bit chubby, but I just recently come to like chubbies better, yes, in that way, so if I were to rerank everything (Ha, there's no way I'd do that.), you'd probably end up slightly higher.

Oh, and I have mixed feelings about your lips. Sometimes they look too womanly (sorry!), but sometimes I just get the urge to put my remote control on them. And that wasn't an euphemism for anything. Nah, just kidding. It is an euphemism.

Honestly landing this high up is a surprise. And yeah, my eyebrows always look out of place. For some frigging reason they're blonde. It was even more noticeable when I dyed my hair black a few years ago. Even worse, if I grow out my beard to great lengths, it turns red, so I end up looking like some weird patchwork hobo.

And yeah, I'm a bit chubby. Used to be so skinny in high school, too. I blame my recent jobs partially for that, but luckily I've been focusing on being more active and I've actually being losing weight.

I sometimes feel that way about my lips too. Too feminine. But hey, the ladies love 'em for the most part. My girlfriend definitely does.

And finally, my eyes are probably my best feature. I didn't really pick up on this until recently, but I get compliments on them from random strangers all the time. Talk about a confidence booster.

Nice writeup, thanks!

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You're welcome!
Funny situation with your hair/eyebrows/beard though...o_0 Consider dyeing your eyebrows? That sounds a bit guy but whatever.
I understand the ladies' love for your lips they looks so, uhh, pardon my bluntness, but they're so kissable. Om nom nom.

Also, you should post your current pic! ;)

And you're welcome!

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I don't eat human lips. o_0

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Err, not usually anyway.

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Raka, what do you think about this topic?

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59678800

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Raka_Putra posted...
they're so kissable. Om nom nom.


....You sure you don't mean edible?

I loled. Good one.

This is the most recent pic I have.



I have a huge head, ignore it. LOL. Even had people calling me "Big Head" in high school, though that was more an affectionate nickname. Apparently I look much older with shorter hair.

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@Murphiroth: Aww, you make a sweet couple. ^^ Not sure if I'm digging the shorter hair though...

@GenesisSaga: They need to stop murdering Miku's image. D: But I'll post there too for more thorough and sequential discussion, maybe lol.

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My girl prefers the longer hair and so do I. Only reason I have it short in that photo is that was the day of a job interview I had a few months ago.

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