Board 8 > Raka ranks 100 people + characters by attractiveness WITHOUT writeups

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BTW, that last order was wrong. You're either missing an entrant or Misa is #9 instead of 8.

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Ah, it seems I miscounted. There are only 99 characters.

99 This Guy
98 King of All Cosmos
97 Frank-n-Furter
96 Pittsburgh Pirate
95 Kermit the Frog
94 PaRappa the Rapper
93 Zigzagoon
92 Cousin Itt
91 King Dedede
90 Noam Chomsky
89 Raoh
88 Silvio Berlusconi
87 Lisa Lampanelli
86 Souther
85 Arnold Palmer
84 Master Asia
83 George Foreman
82 Zero
81 Kenshiro
80 Betty White
79 Oishi Kuraudo
78 Buzz Lightyear
77 Andrew Jackson
76 Thomas Magnum
75 Samuel Dalembert
74 Zepar
73 Eric Ladin
72 Deadpool
71 Sufjan Stevens
70 Tiger Woods
69 Lexington Steele
68 SirRonLionHeart
67 Thor
66 Cyclops
65 Bayonetta
64 Mr. Burke
63 Jamie Eason
62 Lopunny
61 Vaan Ratsbane
60 Tyson Beckford
59 Date Masamune
58 Pirateking2000
57 Ankleslam101
56 Liu Kang
55 Bill Kaulitz
54 Dante
53 Raka_Putra
52 Orlando Bloom as Legolas
51 Aecioo
50 Antonio Banderas
49 Juri
48 Mayuka Okada
47 Emma O'Neil
46 Kamina
45 Kei Megumi
44 Ruthie
43 Hannah Minx
42 Gatrie
41 Jaime Pressly
40 Nico Robin
39 Murphiroth
38 Julie Benz
37 Matt Kemp
36 Bridget Regan
35 Aizen
34 Michael Vartan
33 This awesome guy
32 Captain Basch
31 Jeff Davis
30 Soranik Natu
29 Leah Dizon
28 Shakira
27 Natalie Portman
26 Jaime Edmondson
25 Yukiko Amagi
24 David Duchovny
23 Bastila Shan
22 Salma Hayek
21 Famran "Balthier" Bunansa
20 Lacey Chabert
19 Nonami Takizawa
18 Jessica Rabbit
17 Hinata
16 Lucy Hearfilia
15 Rozalin
14 Noctis Lucis Caelum
13 Ian Somerhalder
12 Hildegard Valentine
11 Cassandra Cain
10 Hazama
9 Princess Peach
8 Misa Campo
7 Lucas
6 Yoko

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GenesisSaga posted...
Nah Noctis is still pretty high so I'm not mad at his placement. Personally though, I think he's sexier than Balthier. Eh. To each his/her own.

Not gonna lie, they're both studly.

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Did I only nominate 7? That's an odd number, but I can't remember nomming anyone else...

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NioraptH posted...
Noctis has that air of mysteriousness~

Dammit, I should redo the FF men rankings. Noel is clearly the actual lead rather than that purple guy

Yeah, I'd be a regular there. Maybe I'll do one for FF women.

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Hmm, I actually don't have the word document (the ranking I'm posting is from the Excel sheet), so maybe I missed someone. But the word document is in my home's PC, so, uh, yeah, we should make do with this for now.

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Well youre definitely missing SOMEONE since the topic was originally called Raja ranks 100 people blah blah, but I don't think it's one of mine. Or I kind of do but can't remember who.

Also this is about 23 spots too high:
53 Raka_Putra
:P

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Yeah, I'll check the original document when I get to come home.

Hey, I'm narcissistic, what can I say.

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*crowd cheers*

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Now it's time forrrrr.....dramatic thingie!! *drum rolls*

First of all, I want to thank God for giving me strength along this arduous road, with many spiky thorns falling onto the sky, figuratively speaking. Secondly, I'd like to thank my parents for caring and raising me in such a lovey dovey home, except when I get bad grades, slouch around too much, or look at naughty FF XII doujins. And of course, for you, the reader, for staying with me (or not) to this point, even after years of hiatuses, months of procrastinating, and days of waiting!

Now without further ado...*drum rolls around the stage and crashes to the audience*

Getting the fifth place, this astonishing lady has men swooning everywhere she goes! Her condescending attitude is ever so popular with masochistic men all over the world! The serpentine pirate empress...Boa Hancock!!

*crowd cheers*

(Hancock walks to the middle of the stage and stops in front of Nio's bunnies)
Hancock: What are these? *kicks the bunnies so hard they cried*

Ah! How cruel! She kicked the runaway bunnies from the next topic over! But...

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL! *turns to stone* *GAME OVER* *reloads save file*

Ahem, anyway. This evening, she's accompanied by the aptly named Pirateking2001!

*crowd cheers once more*

Pirateking2001? If you'd please take the spot on the middle of the stage along with Miss Hancock...

*drum rolls, crashing to Pirateking2001's petrified body and shattering it to little pieces*

Oops.

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^_^

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Bump?

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BOA HANCOCK DID IT OKAY IT WASN'T ME.
:3

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I don't understand half of the words in this topic.

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They are character names.

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Thanks. Will update...soon...ish.

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Like, tomorrow soon.

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Sorry, I'm too busy ironing my...umbrella. Will post double update later.

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Welp, that explains why my umbrella caught fire. Oh well! There's no use crying over every mistake, I just keep on trying til I run out of umbrella.

Anyway, the long awaited moment! The exalted grandeur epoch! It's time fooooooooooooor......

UPDATE!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaay!!

*only Nio is still in this topic, drooling*

Uhh, whatever. I-It's not l-like I want f-feedback or a-anything! Bakaaaa bakaaaa.

*cough*

The most prized fourth place goes to...
(This starts playin in the background:
SAMUS OF THE ARAN!!
Whee!

Yeah, as we know, Captain Samus from the distant and mysterious planet Aran is a beautiful lady-man with a knack for slashing Metroids with his eponymous sword! His voluptuous body can ensnare any men, women, and wombats he wants to! The tight-fitting body suit from his late lover Zero (or more well known as Zero's Suit) gives remarkable accent to his already curvacious cage of flesh! The well-rounded pecs and shapely bottom are very...cool. And the glorious womanly metal long hair is a nice addition as well!

*Samus walks to the middle of the stage, making sensual faces*
*Nio drools*

Yay yay yay, meh whatever. Ah, I'd also like to call the nominator...Ayuyu to come onto the stage...also, my grammar is weird!

*Ayuyu falls from the ceiling*

Aaaaaaand it's a DOUBLE WHAMMY!
The third place also goes to....dam da dam dam da dum dummmmm....
This Girl!!!!

Yeah, as you can see, everyone, that girl, with her good features and kind attitude has won the heart of every men from that place! That part of her is especially captivating! Not to mention her hair...very...good! Yeah, good.

*that girl walks to that place from that other place*
*Nio drools*

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Noooo come baaaaack I was just being tsunnnnn.

Also, don't worry Nio, you are the wombats.

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Bump, will update soooon.

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Will finish this evening.

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So...ladies and gentlemen (and Ermine too, if you're reading this)! It has come to this! The purge monster...it's just too strong!

No! We mustn't lose...not now, after all we've been through! Maybe it's time to use...that!

Nio: ...That?! But it's dangerous! You can't do that!

It has come to this...we have no other choice! With the power of friendship and procrastination...we can do this!!!

SHINING
BURNING
UPDAAAAAAAAAAATE!!

*cuts to commercial break*

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Who is "that girl"? Pics?

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@Nio: Nooo come back!
Just you wait and see...I'll have you come back after this post!

@Genesis:

For now, let's announce the runner-up!

And, in the second place...the famous character everyone know and love! His popularity knows no bounds! Some even call him the icon of modern video games! Without further meaningless statements...let's welcome him to the stage....

TRAILER HYUR GUY!!

*Trailer Hyur Guy waves at audience*
*crowd cheers and changes pants*
*pants companies' stock prices are skyrocketing*

OMG OMG he's here I'm so excited!

His perfectly sculpted bodies...sweet, manry short hair, and particularly his handsome and HNGGGGGGGGGH inducing eyes...staring at my soul....huff huff....

I WANT HIM SO BAD :(((((((
Or at least some fanarts or something.

Anyway, let's call the lucky loli-voiced bunny-drawing Malaysian lady who nominated him! Please come on stage, Nior-

*commercial break*

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lucky loli-voiced bunny-drawing Malaysian lady

xfd

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Of course! He's practically perfect in every other way...too bad we don't get to see more of him though. I ish sad panda.

And I only accept Gils :3

But don't worry, you'll come back after the break!

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-aptH!

*Nio, wearing a cheongsam (that's what Malaysians wear, right?), climbs to the stage Ju-On style and begins to dance on all four*
*Trailer Hyur Guy smiles awkwardly*

Ah, how very heartwarming, ladies and gentlemen. It's just like a mating ritual for some obscure African vultures. Oh, and look! Nio is approaching Trailer Hyur Guy!

*Nio climbs unto Trailer Hyur Guy while shrieking*
*Trailer Hyur Guy buzzes and disappears, leaving a "Replay video" sign hanging in mid-air*

Aww, too bad the trailer's only a few minutes long!

Moving on, the fantabuloustastical first place!

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Oh, I thought it was Vietnamese. JOKE FAIL.
Hmm, I see. So you call them baju kurung.
Canary? More like...canned tuna. *runs* :3
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And now...
The frabjous day hath cometh!
Soon, we'll see who has won the prized first place!
*drum rolls*


Eh, because I'm tired I'll just do this anticlimatically...

The winner is....

KALIFA!!

*Kalifa walks to the stage*
GOLDEN HOUR!!
*everyone is covered in soap*

Yesss, she's the best ever. She's one of the esteemed members of my harem-but-not-really!

The one who nominated her was...SuorGenoveffa! My, I was really happily surprised when she was nominated.

Okay, I really have to go to sleep! Thanks for sticking with me until the very bitter end, everyone! <3

Maybe I'll do an after-party post to make up for this lackluster post!

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It's so boring it actually wakes you up? I feel so accomplished!

But seriously, yeah, sorry. It's like 1 a.m. v_v

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From: NioraptH | #188
.... This is so boring, it woke me up from my sleepy sleepy

:3

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From: NioraptH | #191
So? I'm an hour ahead- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:(

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You are? I thought you lived on western Malaysia.

The after-party will be glorious, I swear!
With...multi crossover fanfic! :3

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Your clocks are so weird. You must have imported them from...Azerbaijan or something.

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Kalifa?

But... that forehead...

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Pssssshaw. It's not like she's Yumi or anything.

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GenesisSaga posted...
Kalifa?

But... that forehead...

The glasses, the long blond hair, the excellent disguise, the even better uniform, the whip, the vixen attitude, soap powers, gets into a ***** fight with Nami.

Hard not to place her in the top spot :D.

Besides:

^I second that!

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