Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-14: ctes....whatever

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And I appreciate you two lobsterheads

wait you two aren't even lobster heads anymores LETS GET MANIAC

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putting up shows is hard

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UCA is taking a short break in honor of CM Punk.

We also may or may not be trying to negotiate with CM Punk and/or Vince McMahon.

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wwe is good at distracting me

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There's a PPV Card this Sunday!

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book me vs maniac for ctess title....its vintage me booking!!!

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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

eddv continuing to transcend divisions

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its in my revently renogiated contract with toms father that i get to challenge for any title any time..were also making eddv ice cream bars

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Tom = Zack Ryder and Eddv = John Morrison

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Zack Ryder is our booker?

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Apparently, it seems like the booker's father is obsessed with eddv

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so hard

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imo combo cards or 12 hour cards

I dont want to miss shows T_T

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COMBO CARDS YOU SAY

(actually I might have put it off too long but hopefully I can barf something up before work >_>)

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in other words there's no hope

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pretty much

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Ideally I'll get another combo card up tonight but who knows

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
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ideally somebody will votals so I can throw down the PPV when I get home

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votals are hard

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there were a couple ties, lolreg and nee stomped, the rest was pretty boring

Chris - 5
Drak - 3

Wigs - 5
Spiral - 3

Chronic - 4
Lockes - 4

ctes - 5
IATG - 3

GTM - 3
Ermine - 5

Eddv - 3
Ayv - 3
Koala - 1
SBP - 1

Reg/Nee - 6
Maniac/Boko - 2

Tom - 2
Drak - 2
Dante - 4

GTM - 4
Alec - 4

XIII - 5
Twilight - 3

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missing week of cards

oh well

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don't worry, we spent the week hiring a new creative staff so we don't get gtm vs eddv in a ladder match every ruin

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I expect an "we lied" next ruin

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you know me too well

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I may have gotten back too late and tired to even open my computer but it's up now at least

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/59830724

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also next ppv is a ROSTER PURGE so hey danta we both need to be actually on top of things for the next period k

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k
also I didn't put up ruin because of the ppv lol

last week I had an excuse but it was bad and I've forgotten it anyway

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yeah

should I put up Eruption later tonight or you wanna Ruin first

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I was gonna ruin when I wake up but I can run it at the same time as eruption lol

I'll use the other half of the roster it'll be fun

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Lucky for the fed, I seem to be in a match every card. I'm the only thing keeping us from going completely under these days, with the constant decimation of my competition and my perfect showmanship.

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This never would have happened had I won the HW title.

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The only thing of yours that could keep anything afloat is that overblown ego of yours Nee.

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I SMELL A FEUD

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Nee is certainly the better half of our team right now.

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Nee is the leader of your 4-man stable.

I wish I had a friend in this fed T_T

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you rejected my friendship. jerk.

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I can't help it!

I have IED!

I just need to punt/brogue kick people!

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From: GTM | #286
Nee is the leader of your 4-man stable.

I wish I had a friend in this fed T_T

I have a four-man stable?

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Good evening and hello to everybody.

The last few months I have been considering a return to the UCA. You see, when I returned I saw that the league was in shambles. Extreme shambles. I'm surprised it's still around, to be honest. Attendance is down, workers are putting on shoddy matches, and the booking is positively atrocious. It did not take me long to assess the source of this problem - One Thomas J. Bombadil.

So I sat, and my task was clear - quite simply, restore the UCA to a state of health, if not it's former glory. This was no simple task, of course, and one worthy to spend time on. I probably sent a solid...twenty seconds thinking about it. Quite a long time, I know.

The first solution was a simple one, and one I considered - forcefully take control of the league. It would not be difficult in the slightest. One with my in-ring abilities, charisma, and ability to book competently would be able to utterly destroy Tom Bombadil within a manner of weeks. But this would not do. You see, the easy way out is rarely the correct one, and I quickly rejected this idea. Namely because it would not work out - Tom Bombadil is well aware his booking is incompetent. Or at least he should be, he's been told so since about day...three. Taking the league from him would drive away the few workers still loyal to the league that have been drinking Bombadil's koolaid, and the league simply would not survive this.

So I began pursuing the list of the UCA master file and drank in my vast and many accomplishments for inspiration. It's a legends thing, perhaps you should try it some time, and I discovered something interesting.

You see, Tom Bombadil coholds the record for the longest ever UCA Tag Team reign.

And like that, everything become clear. What do you do when a child misbehaves? It's rather simple.

Take away his favorite toy.

So my solution found, there was a caveat to this plan. A rather major one. You see, throughout my UCA experience I have always been...well, alone. Even when I was a "member" of a stable it was only because they slapped their name onto me to add my list of notable accomplishments to theirs. I didn't care so I did not refuse. But I have never been a part of a tag team, nor have I ever depended on anyone but myself. It was...rather arrogant, looking back on it, but the past is the past and we all make mistakes.

So now I find myself with a crusade to accomplish, yet no old allies to turn to. As such, Tom Bombadil you should listen I'm giving you a few free match booking you can thank me later, over the next few weeks I would like to test out a few tag team partners. Whichever one I find most suitable will become my partner in the battle to save the UCA's credibility. Of course my offer is that, an offer. I am commanding no one to do anything. I have no need of an unwilling participant, and if I have to I will break Tom Bombadil's tag record alone. But...such a thing would be more difficult perhaps then I could bear.

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I thought something like this would happen, and had a skull implanted in my forehead!

As such, I would like to make the offer to become my partner to three individuals.

The first offer goes to MajinZidane... well, it goes to Boko. Boko, few people have reached the summit you find yourself at. You were the first grand slam champion. You were the first King of the Board. You were a first-ballot Hall of Famer. There is literally nothing left for you to accomplish, you have held tag gold before and will perhaps do so again.

But I want you to look at yourself. You are a Hall of Famer, and where does Tom Bombadil have you? Playing around in the Lightweight division with scrubs and rookies so green they don't know how to put on their tights without help. Boko I was in the very first Lightweight title match with you, and even then you were beyond the division. The fact that you are not the first Lightweight champion is only because some scrub whose name I can't remember cheated to defeat you. Tom Bombadil fears you, Boko. He fears your abilities and he fears the fact that the people love you so much. You are allowing yourself to be trapped, Boko. Whether you accept my offer or not I beg you - I beg you - please act as your caliber deserves. You should be main eventing PPV's, not fighting against the likes of XIII_Rocks and Ayvuir.

The second offer goes to Dante. I am well aware you are retired, and on the booking team. As such you should know first hand the inanity of Tom Bombadil and how he is ruining this league. You have held Tag gold more then anybody else, Dante. I would ask you to hold it one more time.

Plus I...would very much appreciate if you would help. I - looked up to you in my younger days. I remember watching starry eyed as you become the Middleweight champion for the first time. I wanted nothing more to be like you when I was a lightweight battling the likes of SuperAngelo and that...jobber...guy that beat Boko what was his name? It really does escape me.

Er, I ramble again. Dante, I know beyond most others that you are capable. And I need someone capable by my side if I am going to accomplish what I set out to do.

And the last offer goes to...

edwardsdv

edwards, you and I have had our differences in the past. I got you fired from the league for god knows how long. You have every right to despise me for the hell I put you through.

But, for what it's worth, I need somebody that I can trust. I do not trust you to not hate me, because that would be despite myself. I trust you because I know your capabilities. I knew them when you first stepped foot in the ring. I watched as you began learning at an astonishing rate. It reminded me...well, of myself.

I - well. Um.

Oh damn I'm just going to say it.

I feared you. I feared you and what you could become. You were rising up the ranks of the UCA far faster then I did and could ever hope to do. I saw in your eyes the youthful vigor that I had lost combined with greater technical abilities then I could ever hope for, and I felt backed into a corner. I cannot make any excuses for my actions, because they are none. They were petty and selfish and I cringe thinking about them.

But I need somebody I can trust. And that is a very short list. And...you are on that list. I would be eternally grateful if you would at least consider my offer.

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I thought something like this would happen, and had a skull implanted in my forehead!

with IATG and ctes

I know you faced each other but since you're still listed I'm sure you patched things up

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sensi/eddv team gogogogogogogogogogooooooooooooooo

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dante and eddv? stealing my former one day tag team partners

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I took your wallet too, if you haven't noticed yet.

(If anybody's curious about the list of tag teams by reign length for some reason, I have it. Might be a few numbers off since I can't add correctly but eh whatever.)

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I thought something like this would happen, and had a skull implanted in my forehead!

That's not my wallet, that's my wife HAHAHAHAHA

oy

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anyways, sensi, I can't recommend being the second wheel in team boko.

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let's just say I ordered my offers from the one I wanted the least to the most and leave it at that.

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I thought something like this would happen, and had a skull implanted in my forehead!

I will gladly join you, Sensi.

In fact, if Bolo himself does not capitalize on these many free matches leading to a PPV showdown between myself, Boko, and Eddv, Ruin will surely do so

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but but the ladder matches

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