Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-14: ctes....whatever

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Ruin is postponed/canceled this week

convenient that the ppv happened, so it doesn't feel like we're missing any uca. But my power cord broke so no laptop, and screw making a card on the Droid. Really don't feel like a guest booker this soon, so unless tom wants another card we're going without.

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someone quickly pull out another house show card!

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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Congratulations, ctes. I want my rematch.

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We want ours too.

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i blame my double booking...eddv saturation was achieved.

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You could still win i think. AFAIK Tom never said who the guest ref was and guest refs decides the match if he votes, yes?

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yes, thats truee... maybe you or xiii were the guest ref..thatd be rad

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guest ref was obviously lolreg
he didn't show up, though

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doesn't matter to me anymore though, since I didn't win the title!

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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Dammit Boko...

This isn't the last you've seen of me! That LW Title shall be mine! I will ALWAYS be the Number 1 contender! I will always be the shadow on your back... Until one day...

BAM!

The belt is mine!

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That's right, the guest ref!

Well, you see, I take this league very seriously. You are all important to me. This roster may have dwindled, but I prefer to look at it as a culling. A weeding out of the weak, if you will. However, that makes every one of you that much more precious. In this day and age with longtime users dropping like flies, I simply cannot condone driving anybody further to quitting this glorious federation. I cannot endorse as King a man who causes other people to lose their jobs. I will do what it takes to keep people in this family. And that is why our special guest referee....is Maniac64.

I will do what I have to for the good of this federation. edwardsdv is a cancer. And I will destroy him once more.

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Dammit Tombolo... I know I didnt have much of a chance but stacking the deck against me with maniac. This is freaking low bookerman!

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You're lucky I didn't fire you for good this time, you vanilla midget.

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA...HA

...

HA!

You idiots didn't think you could get rid of me that easily did you? Like I could care about the pathetic members of this roster aligning against me. Did you all think you had gotten rid of the big bad Maniac? Well think again! You think you can stop me? You have no idea what I am capable of. You all want to join up to keep me from the title which is rightfully mine? I'll just go above your gorram heads. I'm not the kind of worthless human being that just gives up and goes home when things get tough. No, I rise to the occasion. No matter what is happening I will find a way to turn it to my favor. This time that meant joining forces with the man in charge.

You see Mr. Bombadil and myself were destined to end up working together at some point. In fact, I'm amazed it took us this long. You see we are Browncoats. And no matter what the odds, no matter how many people turn against them, Browncoats will never stop fighting. Browncoats will always stick together. You cannot stop us, you cannot destroy us, you cannot hope to outlast us.

Now it's time for you all to see what a Hero of Canton can really do! You all live in our 'Verse, time you learn who really controls it.

And can I just say how much fun it was to crush eddv's dreams of being King? Watching him fight as if he ever had a chance of winning. Ha!

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as your enforcer, I am mad that you didn't vote for me to get the tie! Some hero...

(maniac is a girl's name)

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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You know what, Maniac? I'm convinced. Sorry edwards, but he's right. The combined force of him and Tombolo? It's like the two-man power trip on crack. I don't want any part of this.

Sorry.

Except not really.

*assaults edwards with a chair*

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people are trying to steal my eternal feudmate!

(at least for as long as I remember, 3 months? The UCA was a blur before then)

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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Hello Maniac64

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regaro has stolen all of my tricks =(




ayv, you'll get him next time!

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I stole your tricks, Boko?

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GTM posted...
as your enforcer, I am mad that you didn't vote for me to get the tie! Some hero...

(maniac is a girl's name)

Sorry, couldn't risk giving anything away.

also, I can kill you with my brain.

*turns to leave. Sees Reg*

Um...hi.

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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
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are you implying that I stole them?

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Are you implying that I, who's been above you for as long as anybody can remember and a constant contender for the title of a division you don't even qualify for, would need to steal your petty tricks?

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muddersmilk posted...
also, I can kill you with my brain.

Isn't someone else supposed to say that to you? >_>

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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Psh, I will not limit myself to one character. I am the Big Damn Hero. I can quote whoever I want.

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cause no one else did it, unofficial tally

Chronic 8 + Maniac's Vote
eddv 5

ctes 6
GTM 5

Reg/Nee 10
eddv/XIII 2

Chronic 5
Chris 7

Boko 7
Ayv 5

Lockes 8
IATG 4

Tom 7
Wigs 4

- King Chronic! Maniac screws eddv!
- Ctes still HW champ!
- Reg/Nee decimates eddv/XIII!
- Sir Chris is your new MW Champion!
- Boko still LW champ!
- IATG still jester and relegated to MW!
- Tom is the unofficial prince of King Chronic!

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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"good job", Sir Chris. I highly advise you not turn around any time soon. Wouldn't want you to see what's gaining on you.

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*takes hisassaults like a man, takes his beatdown like a Cena, fighting valiantly and futilely*

" ILL GET YOU MANIAC<>TOMBOLO you jerks!. I'll get you! XIII..... Im disappointed in you....

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*watches from the stage with

COOL NEW SHADES*

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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also lol thriving tag team division >_>;

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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there are literally more half team contenders than there are full team contenders

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THE CHAMP.

IS.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE.


Feels good I got to tell you. Feels good. Ever since I learned not to take everything personally my life has opened up to a world of new possibilities. And I ain't letting nobody stand in my way. If you want some, come get some, 'cause I don't plan to go anywhere.

Reg you want my title, then come take it.

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Chronic 1
eddv 0

Fixed. Since mine was the only vote that mattered.

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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
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As I was tallying there was a chance you didn't show up!

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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combat tonight

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tom is doing votals

how can this beeeeee

Dante-4
Chronic-6

eddv-7
XIII-2

Reg/ctes-6
Tom/Maniac-2

Alec-3
Nee-6

IATG-3
Wigs-6

sbp-3
Ayv-6

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votals is doing tom

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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totally meant to put up ruin last night

welp guess I'm doing it tonight then

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Two shows that have ended without results

That doesn't make any sense!

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GTM - 3
Lockes - 3

Boko/Reg - 3
Chris/Wigs - 3

IATG/Nee - 4
Tom/Maniac - 3

Spiral - 2
Drakeryn - 5

eddv - 4
Ermine - 3

Koala - 6
Twilight - 1

Notes
* Counting is not hard when seven people vote. Why is everyone in this league so incompetent?

* Apparently, the lightweight and middleweight titles are equal. At least they are equal in the fact that both of the men holding them are more over then whatever jobber Tom has stuck the heavyweight belt on these days. I saw ctes trying to sell it on the streets the other day, since you pay him peanuts. He couldn't get anyone to buy it. I thought about it, but it was far overpriced. A whole dollar for that trash? Bah.

* I'd also like to call attention to Tom's incompetent booking that the only two matches that mattered did not end clean. Well done with channeling the spirit of Russo, Bombadil.

* Does the jester title get passed through tag team matches? I motion for Tom to get it, considering he is an incompetent booker unable of holding onto any talent that matters. Also he smells.

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Reg/Nee - 6
Alec/Drak - 4

Boko - 6
Tom - 4

Dante - 6
Maniac - 4

GTM/eddv ended in a no contest, since neither man was able to achieve a 4 vote streak.

IATG - 2
Wigs - 8

Koala - 2
Chronic - 6
Ayvuir - 2

Notes

* Really? Two vote cards behind? Ten seconds is all it takes. Literally no effort.

* I'd like to call attention to Tom's lazy booking some more for having three matches end with the exact same finish. I know it was Dante booking. I'm still blaming Tom for it.

* GTM/eddv ended when both men, both lacking the cardio to last more then a four minute squash, tried to climb a ladder. They both were unable to get higher than halfway up the ladder, at which they collapsed and fell to the mat laying there for fifteen minutes before they declared it a no contest. Half the crowd left, and among the remaining fans there were sixteen people who had charged the ring and grabbed the briefcase, ran around the arena with it, defecated on it, then returned it to it's spot. It was the most original match of the night, at least.

* I think the lightweight title is the most prestigious in the company right now. You know, the one a hall of famer is holding. Regardless, I'm going to make fun of you for being unable to beat the LW champion. lol tom bombadil.

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I thought something like this would happen, and had a skull implanted in my forehead!

I blame the road agents

I knew I shouldn't have had BEAR prepare the matches

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* I'd also like to call attention to Tom's incompetent booking that the only two matches that mattered did not end clean. Well done with channeling the spirit of Russo, Bombadil.

Shush you, Tombooking is a legendary thing. Appreciated by all members of the FWA (just not on the level of Lopenbooking). This fed just doesn't have the class to appreciate it.

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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
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hey, we both made it 3/4 of the way up, that's 50% more than halfway!

and I've won a ladder match before (but I think the stipulation was that if no one got to 4 longest streak wins and I won with a 2 streak >_>;)

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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ladder matches should be 3 again

that way I can lose to Dark_Spiral in an elimination chamber qualifier in 4 votes again

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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COMBAT

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ERUPTION

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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putting up shows is hard

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so hard

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