Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-14: ctes....whatever

(+) Yeah! (+)

...page for us to lose the game?

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

days without a working card are the worst

and I miss votals =(

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

and the NEWWWWW

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"OK, Ryan f***ing Seacrest" - Sess

NEWWWW

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I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ROUND HERE GEEEEEZE

Ctes/Reg-3
WMeTT(eddv and XIII)-5

Dante-literally
sbp-a
Nee- ladder
Drakeryn- match

Ayvuir- WINNER
Twilight- TAYBLE'D by Koala

Sir Chris-6
Ermine-5

Maniac-6
IATG-5

Eddv-5
Alec-3
GTM-3

- BIG win for myself and XIII triumphing over THE CHAMP and lolreg
-TAYBLE'd FINALLY
- No DRAWS....AGAIN. This isn't MY b8UCA!!
- lol 4way ladder matches
- Maniac NARROWLY avoids becoming our jester
- *flexes in ring standing over Alec and GTM.*


AND there you have it maniac. In ONE NIGHT after turning on you, look at what I accomplished, despite a double booking I triumphed over my old time BLOOD RIVAL AND our champion SUPER ctes. My time is nigh. I am going to win King of the Board, snatch the title from ctes and laugh vibrantly at the top of a large hill because I will have accomplished with my own two hands what you failed to do no matter how hard you cheated.


In the words of the D generation X theme song " So how does it feel to be half a man? Does it break your heart to see what I am. WHAT?"

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The grouch and the Zangoose.

*rolls out ala standard procedure of the ring as eddv celebrates*

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

You suck at counting though, eddv. We had four votes, although that doesn't change the result. If you go check, I, Reg, Chronic and Chris voted for us.

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Presenting a great man. The one and only of his kind. Dudes and dudettes, it's an honor to give you... CTES... umm... well... oh whatever.

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wait what

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

...Totally thought that match was for the title lol my inability to read

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"The great fallacy is that the game is first and foremost about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory." - Danny Blanchflower

Well dammit

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"The great fallacy is that the game is first and foremost about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory." - Danny Blanchflower

I LITERALLY just realised and thought I could quietly delete that post

Dammit Tom

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Well, if you keep on a roll, you might be in line for a shot at our titles soon anyway. ^_^

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

Indeeed.

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Currently playing: Dead Space, GTA IV, Scribblenauts

THRIVING TAG TEAM DIVISION

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

Im sorry ctes...i can only reliably count tothree...as in one two three NEWWWWWWW HW CHAMPION

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The grouch and the Zangoose.

i am okay with this

because this means ctes is a transitional champ so I can continue my feud with eddv without needing to drop my title to him

and with him dropping the title back to me, of course.

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

Oh shoot, its time for Eruption again isn't it.

Yeah, that isn't going to happen until I get off work.

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(Maniac64 at work) [Browncoat] ~Board 570901~
All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

eruption card:

maniac's card

eddv's card

MAIN EVENT:
maniac vs eddv for the right to book eruption. since this is the main event it happens after both cards. the results of the loser's card NEVER HAPPEN

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

Haha like you could ever again beat me in 1v1 eddv.

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Presenting a great man. The one and only of his kind. Dudes and dudettes, it's an honor to give you... CTES... umm... well... oh whatever.

Note how you say "ever again" ctes. See unlike all of these over the hill out of shape LOSERS, Ive been a lightweight with you and owned you in our division. I know the SECRETS to beating ctes. You were but a bump on my road to the top of the division when I went all Kurt Angle on it. I can and will always have your number. What you fail to realize, is that if YOU are John Cena, I am EDGE, ya dig?

Live in fear, pray that Chronic or Tom can stop me before its too late. Hope that I never get my hands on you-- because if I do, youll be losing that title SO fast, it'll be like your future first time all over again.

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The grouch and the Zangoose.

Hey Ed

Ya gotta get past me if you wanna get to my partner

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Yeah sure you owned me sererval times back then in my weak days, but I've just started plating recently, ended up surpassing you, then jumped to middleweight division away from you.

What you fail to realize, is that if YOU are John Cena, I am EDGE, ya dig?

Yeah I fail to realize but that's because I don't really know much about these people. But good luck in King of the Board. If you win that you're obviously worthy of a title shot. Unlike the other matches I've had as champion where they just got a title shot for no real reason.

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Presenting a great man. The one and only of his kind. Dudes and dudettes, it's an honor to give you... CTES... umm... well... oh whatever.

How am I even in matches when I havn't voted in like 3 weeks?

I resign.

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Chrono1219

man if you had left a bit sooner it would've vacated another title and filling vacant titles is my favorite ;_;

also nuuuuu dream match

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

I've actually been trying to get another member to tag team with me, but this member doesn't really want to, and I'm not gonna push it. Oh well.

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Chrono1219

thriving tag division zetsubou s***aaaaaaa

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I just realised i signed up for this again, and then havent posted since... woops.

Have i had any matches?

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yeah

I think you won at least one of 'em

(results are typically posted itt look 'em up)

or I can save you the effort

on the last card you won a TABLE MATCH vs Twilight the Fox
Before that you lost a four-way for the LW TItle, which Boko won
And before that, you tied XIII_rocks in your first match.

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which also happened to be his first match as well!

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

eddv booking, EDDV results

4-Ctes
7- GTM, Alec, Nee

10-Chronic
1- Chrono

5- Tom and Dante
6- Reg and Nee

7- Eddv and XIII
4- Wigs and Maniac

MATCH 1
4- Chris
3- drak
1- Spiral

MATCH 2
1-Chris

MATCH 3
2- Chris

LAWL tables

- WINNER AND NEEEEEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS- REG AND NEE
- Chronic best his old rival Chrono so badly Chrono has to wheeled out of the ring on a stretcher, never to be seen again.
- The Worlds Most e-Popular Tag Team bests Maniac and Wigs, earning the NUMBER ONE contendership for Reg and Nees new titles.
- Sir Chris utterly dominates his best of 3 triple threat series, becoming the number 2 contender for the MW title, though Chronos departure makes this a puzzle for Tom to sort out.
-Nice dance, rivals

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The grouch and the Zangoose.

Ain't no typo can keep my body down

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From: edwardsdv | #181
- WINNER AND NEEEEEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS- REG AND NEE

'whoops'

who the hell allowed this one to happen

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Just over a week ago, I told you all what my destiny was: that one day I'd be Middleweight champion. I also told you that the people told me they wanted to see me beat my greatest rival Chrono. While it did take a very long time for either event to happen, I was very surprised that both events happened at the same time. Now I stand here, just over a week later, and I have beaten Chrono again. By no means was it an easy task, but at the end of the match, Chrono was the one counting the lights in the ceiling, and I walked away with another win under my belt.

Not only that, but here I am, two steps away from becoming something I never fathomed I would even be considered: King of the Board. While I do face very strong competition in Tom in the next round, and assuming I beat Tom, I have to go against Wigs and Ed in the finals. Do I have a chance at beating Tom, much less becoming King of the Board? If you had asked me a month ago, when I was still known as a Jester and Transitional Lightweight Champion, I would have said no. Today, I think my chances are just as high as the other three to go on to win. I have proven that I am not a fluke.. I've spent a long time working my ass off to be here, and I know I can take that brass ring and run with it.

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Excuse me. I have an important announcement to make!

As I’m sure all of you noticed my career has been going downhill of late. After beating Dante multiple times and having Team Doctors win War Games it seemed like things were finally starting to go my way. But no. First The Doctors lost the tag titles, then I was unable to win my first ever HW title match against ctes. No big deal, those were just small set backs for someone with my skill. And then the jealous masses in the locker room had to become involved. They screw up my rematch with ctes. I should have won, it was all set, but then this pathetic roster had to interfere, my ally eddv turns on me, some new guy named XII or something decides he is going to make a name for himself by attacking me, and the next thing I know the whole gorram roster is hoisting ctes on his shoulders like he’s the hero of the world! Next thing I know I’m eliminated from King of the Board and Dante is trying to make me the Jester! I am no Jester! Then to continue the downward slide my partner is forced to take an extended leave for personal reasons. Finally, that maggot eddv decides to steal my last card, which I had already said I would book!

I’m sick of it! I’m sick of all of you! It’s clear that I will never be able to live up to my potential in this environment. You idiots deserve each other, but I deserve better. I hope you all feel good about your pathetic tag division of random teams, that lightweight jobber holding your midcard title, and the most pathetic HW champ in UCA history in ctes. I’m done with this company. I’m done with the lot of you! I had a vision to make this company great again, but you miscreants are clearly not ready for that kind of glory. So I’m not going to bother to try and give you another chance. You don’t deserve it. I QUIT!

When you guys decide you are ready for something better, start begging and maybe just maybe I’ll find it in my heart to drag your sorry butts out of the muck this company has sunk into.

Good riddance.

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friggin'

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

Wel uh, damn., Didnt mean to run the guy out of the business.

Sheesh.

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The grouch and the Zangoose.

Not a too bad start.

LW title here i come!

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Why are you allowing workers that I got fired to infuriate other workers enough to make them quit, Tom Bombadil?

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I thought something like this would happen, and had a skull implanted in my forehead!

*salutes the hero of canton*

So I'm on my own again huh?

Freedom is lonely.

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

Might as well just name the tag belts to "Nee and friend belts"

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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

Not if I have anything to do with it, hombre.

Tom-5
Chronic-6

Dante-4
GTM-7

Wigs-5
eddv-6

Ayv-5
Ermine-1
sbp-3
Koala-2

eddv/XIII-6
ctes/IATG-5

Boko-5
Chris-6

Lockes-5
Friggin Nee-7

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The grouch and the Zangoose.

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so I'm the number 1 contender?

Neat.

You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me, and you look at ctesjbuvf and you can see that statement is not true! See normally if you go 1 on 1 with another heavyweight, you got a 50/50 chance of winning! But I'm GTM and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beat me! Then you add how badly I beat Dante, and the chances of winning drastic go down! See our one-on-one at King of the Board, you got a 50 chance of winning. But I, I actually have a 100 chance of winning cause you ctes knows you can't beat me, and you shouldn't even try! So ctes, you take your 50 chance and you minus my 33 1/3 chance and you have a 17 and 2/3 chance of winnin' at King of the Board! But then you take my 75 chance of winning if we was to go one-on-one and then add 83 and 1/3 percents, I got a 163 and 1/3 chance of winnin' at King of the Board! Senor ctes, You see the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at King of the Board!

(proceeds to find out our match won't happen today?)

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

yeah I was too exhausted after work to even open my computer sorry

kotb this evening/tonight/something

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~Tommeri Uranius Bombaldi the Fourth, esq.
(aka not Krakenprophet)

Since arriving at the UCA I have lost only one match, and that was in a 4-way contest. Me and my tag partner just beat a tag team containing "super ctes", and now we're number one contenders for the tag team titles.

On top of that, I single-handedly caused Maniac64 to quit the company. So UCA, I ask you...are you scared yet?

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No.

Cause I have a 153 8/9 chance of beating you one-on-one!

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
Member of the merSHINEsess Nation since 7/15/09

One-on-one at what? Pie-eating? Being ugly? Opera singing?

Certainly not in a user contest, a stage where I would dominate you in every imaginable way. You can't be suggesting that, right?

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You're twice as ugly as I am, and I have half the brains you do!

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Growlithe-Tackling Mantine - Go To Meowth - Gardevoir + Mamoswine
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