Poll of the Day > My wife touched another man's dong last night

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Far-Queue 11/12/21 2:24:13 PM #1:	Calling my lawyer after work this is BS Worst part is that she told me she's going to see the dude again tonight! Not even hiding it! She has a patient with burns to 98% of his body and she had to remove the necrotic skin and dress the wounds - including on his burnt dick! She should've quit her job out of respect for the sanctity of our marriage tbqh they got male nurses and doctors who should handle that shit What does she think this is? A contract marriage? --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:959937635] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Calling my lawyer after work this is BS Worst part is that she told me she's going to see the dude again tonight! Not even hiding it! She has a patient with burns to 98% of his body and she had to remove the necrotic skin and dress the wounds - including on his burnt dick! She should've quit her job out of respect for the sanctity of our marriage tbqh they got male nurses and doctors who should handle that shit What does she think this is? A contract marriage? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 11/12/21 2:26:23 PM #2:	Owie --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:959937710] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Owie </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 11/12/21 2:26:55 PM #3:	Omg that poor person --- Proud B Student <cite>Mead posted [p:959937728] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Omg that poor person </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nichtcrawler X 11/12/21 2:29:23 PM #5:	Is this a copy pasta? --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! <cite>Nichtcrawler X posted [p:959937806] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Is this a copy pasta? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/12/21 2:30:50 PM #6:	Mead posted... Omg that poor person For real though I feel awful for the guy. My wife does not cry easily but this dude has a two year old that drew a picture with stickers for her sick dad so they could hang it in his window... My wife cried telling me about it. I think the last time I saw my wife cry was like 4 years ago when her grandfather died --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:959937850] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>Omg that poor person</quote>For real though I feel awful for the guy. My wife does not cry easily but this dude has a two year old that drew a picture with stickers for her sick dad so they could hang it in his window... My wife cried telling me about it. I think the last time I saw my wife cry was like 4 years ago when her grandfather died </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/12/21 2:32:12 PM #7:	Sulugnaz posted... Burnt Dick is my porn name. lol Nichtcrawler X posted... Is this a copy pasta? Nah unfortunately :( --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:959937893] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Sulugnaz posted... </cite> <quote>Burnt Dick is my porn name.</quote>lol Nichtcrawler X posted... </cite> <quote>Is this a copy pasta?</quote>Nah unfortunately :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 11/12/21 5:36:11 PM #8:	Did he fall asleep with a cigarette? Youd be surprise how often this happens. --- I'm actually really enjoying GodFall. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:959943380] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Did he fall asleep with a cigarette? Youd be surprise how often this happens. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 11/12/21 5:43:52 PM #10:	HornedLion posted... Did he fall asleep with a cigarette? Youd be surprise how often this happens. when people starting picking up smoking in mass in their homes is right around the time there started to be scattering reports of spontaneous combustion People are flammable. Dont hold fire if youre sleepy. --- Proud B Student <cite>Mead posted [p:959943612] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Did he fall asleep with a cigarette? Youd be surprise how often this happens.</quote> when people starting picking up smoking in mass in their homes is right around the time there started to be scattering reports of spontaneous combustion People are flammable. Dont hold fire if youre sleepy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/12/21 5:43:54 PM #11:	No the dude is a machinist and was working with chemicals that exploded. It was a flash burn I guess and only he was affected :( my wife says he's burned everywhere like the bottoms of his feet and between the toes... she said even his asshole got burnt. The 98% is no exaggeration. Whatever happened burned intensely and quickly and was extinguished by the sprinkler system It's possible he was smoking a cigarette while working which may have triggered the explosion, but that's just hearsay at this point. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:959943613] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>No the dude is a machinist and was working with chemicals that exploded. It was a flash burn I guess and only he was affected :( my wife says he's burned everywhere like the bottoms of his feet and between the toes... she said even his asshole got burnt. The 98% is no exaggeration. Whatever happened burned intensely and quickly and was extinguished by the sprinkler system It's possible he was smoking a cigarette while working which may have triggered the explosion, but that's just hearsay at this point. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 11/12/21 5:45:42 PM #13:	lmao Yeah this is very much through the grapevine so I'm not sure how accurate all the details are but it's safe to say the dude worked in some sort of shop where something like that can happen --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:959943666] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>lmao Yeah this is very much through the grapevine so I'm not sure how accurate all the details are but it's safe to say the dude worked in some sort of shop where something like that can happen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 11/12/21 5:47:12 PM #14:	Damn I cant imagine how much agony he is in --- Proud B Student <cite>Mead posted [p:959943695] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Damn I cant imagine how much agony he is in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/12/21 5:50:07 PM #15:	My wife says they have him doped up good and proper and he's unconscious for the most part She also said all his nerve endings are likely destroyed and that may possibly benefit him :/ --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:959943774] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>My wife says they have him doped up good and proper and he's unconscious for the most part She also said all his nerve endings are likely destroyed and that may possibly benefit him :/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ogurisama 11/12/21 5:55:39 PM #16:	HornedLion posted... Did he fall asleep with a cigarette? Youd be surprise how often this happens. https://youtu.be/pmyp3YSHjt8 But seriously, that sucks for the dude. Hope he recovers --- http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif <cite>Ogurisama posted [p:959943935] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>HornedLion posted... </cite> <quote>Did he fall asleep with a cigarette? Youd be surprise how often this happens.</quote>https://youtu.be/pmyp3YSHjt8 But seriously, that sucks for the dude. Hope he recovers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Person106 11/12/21 6:20:56 PM #18:	And his name was Dick Cockburn (needs a more creative first name..) <cite>Person106 posted [p:959944681] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>And his name was Dick Cockburn (needs a more creative first name..) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 11/12/21 6:35:38 PM #20:	Far-Queue posted... What does she think this is? A contract marriage? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:959945102] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>What does she think this is? A contract marriage?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 11/12/21 8:53:12 PM #22:	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:959948827] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 11/12/21 9:23:03 PM #23:	Far-Queue posted... What does she think this is? A contract marriage? lmao. Imagine how much money youre gonna owe her dad at least he can say his dick game is <cite>Cacciato posted [p:959949539] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>What does she think this is? A contract marriage?</quote>lmao. Imagine how much money youre gonna owe her dad at least he can say his dick game is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BUMPED2002 11/14/21 9:21:23 AM #24:	It seems to me she touched this guy to provide medical help so yeah OK I get what you're saying I think. --- SpankageBros <cite>BUMPED2002 posted [p:959987663] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>It seems to me she touched this guy to provide medical help so yeah OK I get what you're saying I think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 11/14/21 10:03:45 AM #25:	Far-Queue posted... She also said all his nerve endings are likely destroyed and that may possibly benefit him :/ Yeah, that's the convenient thing about third-degree burns. Within the worst part of the burn itself, there aren't many nerves left to cause pain. The periphery tends to be excruciating, where the nerves are still intact enough to be doing the neurochemical equivalent of screaming "OH DEAR GOD WHY," but if 98% of his body is burned, there isn't actually going to be all that much periphery left. The less convenient thing is that he'll probably never regain full sensation and will spend the rest of his life in considerable pain from the nerves that have recovered, as well as struggling to thermoregulate and being at severe hypo/hyperthermia risk pretty much all the time. Systemic burns suck. He's likely to be very handsomely compensated, where it was a workplace injury, but that's not going to amount to much comfort. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:959988443] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>She also said all his nerve endings are likely destroyed and that may possibly benefit him :/</quote> Yeah, that's the convenient thing about third-degree burns. Within the worst part of the burn itself, there aren't many nerves left to cause pain. The periphery tends to be excruciating, where the nerves are still intact enough to be doing the neurochemical equivalent of screaming "OH DEAR GOD WHY," but if 98% of his body is burned, there isn't actually going to be all that much periphery left. The less convenient thing is that he'll probably never regain full sensation and will spend the rest of his life in considerable pain from the nerves that have recovered, as well as struggling to thermoregulate and being at severe hypo/hyperthermia risk pretty much all the time. Systemic burns suck. He's likely to be very handsomely compensated, where it was a workplace injury, but that's not going to amount to much comfort. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/14/21 10:14:25 AM #26:	He died last night. For the best, I think. His hands and feet were unable to receive blood and were already dead and would have had to have been removed. Poor guy. I feel the worst for his daughter. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:959988645] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>He died last night. For the best, I think. His hands and feet were unable to receive blood and were already dead and would have had to have been removed. Poor guy. I feel the worst for his daughter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 11/14/21 10:25:42 AM #27:	Rough, but honestly not surprising. Anything past about 70% is extremely life-threatening. Awful situation all around. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:959988879] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Rough, but honestly not surprising. Anything past about 70% is extremely life-threatening. Awful situation all around. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 11/14/21 11:37:17 AM #28:	Good night, sweet crispy prince. --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:959990368] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Good night, sweet crispy prince. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/14/21 11:46:02 AM #29:	I guess he's going to be a fan of a burnt banger now. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:959990534] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>I guess he's going to be a fan of a burnt banger now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 11/14/21 11:49:10 AM #30:	I wish your wife would touch my song --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the people have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:959990614] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>I wish your wife would touch my song </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 11/14/21 11:58:56 AM #31:	i bet that burn victim is a great cinematographer --- go fly a kite until you're tangled in the hanging tree <cite>helIy posted [p:959990844] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>i bet that burn victim is a great cinematographer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Criminalt 11/14/21 3:31:16 PM #32:	Burns have got to be the worst possible type of injury. --- No tricks <cite>Criminalt posted [p:959996368] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Burns have got to be the worst possible type of injury. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smiffwilm 11/14/21 6:04:53 PM #34:	Sulugnaz posted... Burnt Dick is my porn name. Burnt Dick? More like Watt Dick. --- My Mario Maker 2 ID is 6RG-5XK-JCG <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:960001133] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Sulugnaz posted... </cite> <quote>Burnt Dick is my porn name.</quote>Burnt Dick? More like Watt Dick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 11/14/21 7:58:29 PM #35:	Sulugnaz posted... Ever get any idea how it happened? Not any more than I already know. Accident at his job, involving chemicals that somehow exploded. Not 100% sure he was a machinist but that's what my wife heard. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "My last bike gave me severe taint pain." - Dikitain <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:960004137] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Sulugnaz posted... </cite> <quote>Ever get any idea how it happened?</quote>Not any more than I already know. Accident at his job, involving chemicals that somehow exploded. Not 100% sure he was a machinist but that's what my wife heard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 11/14/21 8:25:25 PM #36:	that's hot --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:960004774] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>that's hot </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Person106 11/14/21 8:37:39 PM #37:	Lord_Shadow posted... I wish your wife would touch my song Sounds like your chances of dying are pretty high if you're getting dick-tapped by his wife. <cite>Person106 posted [p:960005028] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Lord_Shadow posted... </cite> <quote>I wish your wife would touch my song </quote> Sounds like your chances of dying are pretty high if you're getting dick-tapped by his wife. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
InfernalFive 11/14/21 8:40:05 PM #38:	Far-Queue posted... A contract marriage? Chuckled --- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfabsU4xH1qzy531o1_500.jpg https://imgur.com/ggCrHk8 <cite>InfernalFive posted [p:960005085] in My wife to... [t:79756238]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>A contract marriage?</quote>Chuckled </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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