Poll of the Day > 'Right-handed man' almost masturbates to death

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Far-Queue 07/23/21 7:34:00 PM #1:	https://www.foxnews.com/health/right-handed-man-masturbation-death-medical-case-study What a jerk --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:956398026] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>https://www.foxnews.com/health/right-handed-man-masturbation-death-medical-case-study What a jerk </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 07/23/21 7:36:22 PM #2:	Far-Queue posted... https://www.foxnews.com/health/right-handed-man-masturbation-death-medical-case-study What a jerk off --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:956398111] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>https://www.foxnews.com/health/right-handed-man-masturbation-death-medical-case-study What a jerk</quote> off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 07/23/21 7:37:07 PM #3:	right hand is for the mouse --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:956398134] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>right hand is for the mouse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 07/23/21 7:41:40 PM #4:	VeeVees posted... right hand is for the mouse Why would you jerk off a mouse that's disgusting --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:956398291] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>VeeVees posted... </cite> <quote>right hand is for the mouse</quote>Why would you jerk off a mouse that's disgusting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 07/23/21 7:48:59 PM #5:	See this is why you switch sometimes to keep things interesting --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead <cite>Zareth posted [p:956398534] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>See this is why you switch sometimes to keep things interesting </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 07/23/21 7:50:25 PM #6:	Lol what an amateur --- The first person to be fully vaccinated on GameFaQs. Boobs are life, ass is hometown Kenichiro Takaki. <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:956398578] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Lol what an amateur </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 07/23/21 7:51:41 PM #7:	VeeVees posted... right hand is for the mouse Lefty mouse master race. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:956398614] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>VeeVees posted... </cite> <quote>right hand is for the mouse</quote> Lefty mouse master race. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/23/21 7:52:51 PM #8:	Come on man dont doxx me --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby <cite>Mead posted [p:956398647] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Come on man dont doxx me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 07/23/21 8:06:05 PM #9:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvF0qR1--b0 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:956399052] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvF0qR1--b0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 07/23/21 8:08:28 PM #10:	Couldn't they amputate the hand? --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:956399130] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Couldn't they amputate the hand? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/23/21 8:25:49 PM #11:	Blightzkrieg posted... Couldn't they amputate the hand? gripped too tightly around the shaft they could cut it off at the wrist but then hed just keep cumming without off button control --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby <cite>Mead posted [p:956399664] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Blightzkrieg posted... </cite> <quote>Couldn't they amputate the hand?</quote> gripped too tightly around the shaft they could cut it off at the wrist but then hed just keep cumming without off button control </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joemodda 07/23/21 8:29:56 PM #12:	At least he died happy presumably --- It's not genocide... it's pesticide... <cite>joemodda posted [p:956399793] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>At least he died happy presumably </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 07/23/21 8:41:04 PM #13:	Mead posted... gripped too tightly around the shaft they could cut it off at the wrist but then hed just keep cumming without off button control jfc A friend of mine almost had that happen once, fortunately I was able to let go. --- https://imgur.com/1XbPahR <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:956400155] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted... </cite> <quote>gripped too tightly around the shaft they could cut it off at the wrist but then hed just keep cumming without off button control</quote>jfc A friend of mine almost had that happen once, fortunately I was able to let go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 07/23/21 10:46:39 PM #14:	Having read the article, exactly how does which hand he was using play into things at all? --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:956403676] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Having read the article, exactly how does which hand he was using play into things at all?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CinderLock 07/23/21 10:51:01 PM #15:	Thank God I'm left handed --- Check, please! <cite>CinderLock posted [p:956403765] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>Thank God I'm left handed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 07/24/21 12:45:52 AM #16:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Having read the article, exactly how does which hand he was using play into things at all? Sounds more like the hand he used played onto things --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:956406268] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite> <quote>Having read the article, exactly how does which hand he was using play into things at all?</quote>Sounds more like the hand he used played onto things </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/24/21 12:51:45 AM #17:	ParanoidObsessive posted... Having read the article, exactly how does which hand he was using play into things at all? there was clear evidence of prolonged use and influence on the overall curvature of the shaft --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby <cite>Mead posted [p:956406395] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>ParanoidObsessive posted... </cite> <quote>Having read the article, exactly how does which hand he was using play into things at all?</quote> there was clear evidence of prolonged use and influence on the overall curvature of the shaft </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
helIy 07/24/21 1:01:13 AM #18:	However, one explosive self-love session went awry when, after climaxing, the serial stroker was struck down by "thunderclap" headaches and severe vomiting. i actually had this for a while. only happened immediately before climax. --- but i'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching call me a traitor, i'm just collecting your victims <cite>helIy posted [p:956406576] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote><quote>However, one explosive self-love session went awry when, after climaxing, the serial stroker was struck down by "thunderclap" headaches and severe vomiting.</quote> i actually had this for a while. only happened immediately before climax. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SKARDAVNELNATE 07/24/21 9:39:10 PM #19:	The unnamed "51-year-old right-handed man" from Japan Approximately 90% of people are right-handed. His handedness is never mentioned again in the article. This is entirely irrelevant to what they're reporting on. The article made two "happy ending" references. That's just lazy. --- No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD. Look at Mr. Technical over here >.> -BTB <cite>SKARDAVNELNATE posted [p:956430971] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote><quote>The unnamed "51-year-old right-handed man" from Japan</quote>Approximately 90% of people are right-handed. His handedness is never mentioned again in the article. This is entirely irrelevant to what they're reporting on. The article made two "happy ending" references. That's just lazy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 07/24/21 9:43:40 PM #20:	It's Fox News, of course it's lazy reporting. Conservatives aren't capable of digesting in-depth journalism --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:956431086] in 'Right-han... [t:79579926]...</cite> <quote>It's Fox News, of course it's lazy reporting. Conservatives aren't capable of digesting in-depth journalism </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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