Poll of the Day > My daughter poured an entire bottle of vinaigrette dressing onto my salad

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Far-Queue
09/21/18 6:53:30 PM
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She wanted to help. Transferred my salad to a clean bowl to get it out of the vinaigrette pool it was soaking in, but it's still heavily dressed.

Determined to eat this. Telling my daughter it's yummy, but it's a bit much. I'm getting phlegmy from all the dressing.
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GenericGuy
09/21/18 6:54:59 PM
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man up and take it like a champ
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Far-Queue
09/21/18 6:56:46 PM
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GenericGuy posted...
man up and take it like a champ

I am. She's so proud she made me such a yummy salad. It's worth the ulcer I'm developing to see her so happy.
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GenericGuy
09/21/18 6:59:53 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
GenericGuy posted...
man up and take it like a champ

I am. She's so proud she made me such a yummy salad. It's worth the ulcer I'm developing to see her so happy.

Very good. You're the true MVP.
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trentpac
09/21/18 6:59:59 PM
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Lol put it in a salad spinner if you've got one.
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Far-Queue
09/21/18 7:01:35 PM
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trentpac posted...
Lol put it in a salad spinner if you've got one.

I don't. My grandmother had one. That would've been handy.
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Lil_Bit83
09/21/18 7:30:06 PM
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Aww.
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SunWuKung420
09/21/18 7:33:49 PM
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That's cute. You should have asked for more lettuce.
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lihlih
09/21/18 7:39:47 PM
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That's cool and all, but what if this sends the wrong message and she wants to do that all the time.
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Red_Frog
09/21/18 7:46:19 PM
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Good girl. She obviously knows how awful salads are and was trying to help.
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GenericGuy
09/21/18 7:48:31 PM
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lihlih posted...
That's cool and all, but what if this sends the wrong message and she wants to do that all the time.

That's a good thing. Dude needs toughening up.
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Cacciato
09/21/18 7:48:50 PM
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lihlih posted...
That's cool and all, but what if this sends the wrong message and she wants to do that all the time.

Like the one you send to your daughter about starting new relationships with women?
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Mead
09/21/18 8:26:31 PM
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This is cute

Your daughter sounds bad at making salads though, maybe dont encourage a career in saladsmithing
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zebatov
09/21/18 8:34:32 PM
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My mom has a salad spinner to take the water off the leaves/dry them after the lettuce has been rinsed. You should get one in case this happens again.
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Mead
09/21/18 8:35:42 PM
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zebatov posted...
My mom has a salad spinner to take the water off after it's rinsed. You should get one in case this happens again.


This probably isnt the kind of thing thats a repeat issue
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zebatov
09/21/18 8:36:54 PM
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Mead posted...
This probably isnt the kind of thing thats a repeat issue

"That's alright. Just don't let it happen again."
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GenericGuy
09/21/18 8:52:30 PM
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Mead posted...
This is cute

Your daughter sounds bad at making salads though, maybe dont encourage a career in saladsmithing

hey don't you dare diss Far-Queue Jr

what do you know about saladsmithing
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Mead
09/21/18 8:57:16 PM
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zebatov posted...
Mead posted...
This probably isnt the kind of thing thats a repeat issue

"That's alright. Just don't let it happen again."


Yes?
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adjl
09/21/18 9:43:19 PM
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lihlih posted...
That's cool and all, but what if this sends the wrong message and she wants to do that all the time.


"It's good, but maybe next time don't use so much dressing."

You can be supportive and corrective at the same time.
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Far-Queue
09/22/18 7:46:38 AM
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She's only two. It only happened because she watched me put dressing in, then I turned my back and she imitated my behavior.

Next time I make a salad I'll ask her if she wants to help, then I'll show her to only put a little bit of dressing. Probably have her "help" a few times before she really gets it.
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Wii3Kings
09/22/18 10:01:51 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
She's only two. It only happened because she watched me put dressing in, then I turned my back and she imitated my behavior.

Next time I make a salad I'll ask her if she wants to help, then I'll show her to only put a little bit of dressing. Probably have her "help" a few times before she really gets it.

That is around the age I had my kids help in the kitchen to teach them how to cook. It worked really well for things they were picky about eating, since they helped they were willing to eat what they "made".
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Sephiroth C Ryu
09/22/18 2:11:51 PM
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I read that as "poured ... onto my head"

I was wondering why no one made a joke about your daughter dressing you.
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helIy
09/22/18 2:18:24 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
trentpac posted...
Lol put it in a salad spinner if you've got one.

I don't. My grandmother had one. That would've been handy.

a colander would have also worked
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