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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 12:15:49 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qsg0fku78o


Ugh.

I swear to god if Rey doesn't take a loss or god forbid face even some sort of hardship in this

Kylo Ren better whoop her ass at some point.

Odds are though she beats him one handed while blind folded and jedi mind tricking an entire squad of storm troopers at the same time
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TheRock1525
04/14/17 12:16:36 PM
#2:


You are super angry.
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 12:17:12 PM
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TheRock1525 posted...
You are super nettled.

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DoomTheGyarados
04/14/17 12:18:52 PM
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I hope Rey solos a lot of stuff, she's super duper kawaii oh my goodness.
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TheRock1525
04/14/17 12:18:55 PM
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Okay.
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neonreaper
04/14/17 12:19:58 PM
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This trailer didnt hype me up as much as I hoped it would
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 12:20:45 PM
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TheRock1525 posted...
Okay.


didn't get the dbza reference?
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Anagram
04/14/17 12:21:03 PM
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They better not make Luke go full Obi-Wan and die. Not because I'm that attached to him but just because they copied the original so much already.
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 12:21:06 PM
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DoomTheGyarados posted...
I hope Rey solos a lot of stuff, she's super duper kawaii oh my goodness.


you are probably gonna get your wish.
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CaptainOfCrush
04/14/17 12:37:09 PM
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I got pretty hyped for that.
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Not_an_Owl
04/14/17 12:38:12 PM
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pretty much nothing new or unexpected

but still

star wars hype
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Menji
04/14/17 12:38:18 PM
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Tag for later
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pjbasis
04/14/17 12:39:21 PM
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Last Jedi is a cool name. That's about all I got from that.

And some Luke hype
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Wedge Antilles
04/14/17 12:39:32 PM
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neonreaper posted...
This trailer didnt hype me up as much as I hoped it would


Feeling the same way. Doesn't really give a lot of info, but what little it does doesn't really wow me yet. Still early of course.
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CoolCly
04/14/17 12:45:29 PM
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I don't think I'm very crazy about this whole last jedi or the jedi needing to end stuff. We know they aren't going to just stop having Jedi in these movies.

I'm guessing it's mostly Luke being emo about failing to train a new good Jedi order.
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MariaTaylor
04/14/17 12:50:19 PM
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this doesn't really make me feel very hyped

but I'm sure the movie will hopefully still be good
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INCEPTlON
04/14/17 12:55:00 PM
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Underwhelmed
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poupadis
04/14/17 1:14:39 PM
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CoolCly posted...
I don't think I'm very crazy about this whole last jedi or the jedi needing to end stuff. We know they aren't going to just stop having Jedi in these movies.

I'm guessing it's mostly Luke being emo about failing to train a new good Jedi order.

i'm fairly confident it's going to be about training people to have a balance between waffles and pancakes. i uh mean light and dark.

the concept being that the jedi order was 100% waffles, which lead to an overly dogmatic blah blah blah. the sith aren't great either, because they are 100% pancakes

this theme has been covered in a metric crap-ton of star wars media already like kotor, novels, and comic books, but probably not in a main line movie yet
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poupadis
04/14/17 1:16:22 PM
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unfortunately this means that rey may well become the biggest mary sue of all time

like, potentially beyond revan levels
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TheRock1525
04/14/17 1:18:18 PM
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I mean it's the Empire Strikes Back remake so expect a W for the Emp- First Order
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CaptainOfCrush
04/14/17 1:24:38 PM
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Plot twist the movie is a deeply personal and unsettling story about Luke's sexual frustration after decades spent in isolation.
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TheRock1525
04/14/17 1:27:39 PM
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CaptainOfCrush posted...
Plot twist the movie is a deeply personal and unsettling story about Luke's sexual frustration after decades spent in isolation.


The last Jedi refers to his dwindling sperm count.
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Megaman703
04/14/17 1:41:59 PM
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What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it
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Jakyl25
04/14/17 1:45:57 PM
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Anagram posted...
They better not make Luke go full Obi-Wan and die. Not because I'm that attached to him but just because they copied the original so much already.


Leia dies in this one

Luke dies in IX
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TheRock1525
04/14/17 1:55:04 PM
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Megaman703 posted...
What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it


Roman Rey-ns.
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CoolCly
04/14/17 2:05:49 PM
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poupadis posted...
CoolCly posted...
I don't think I'm very crazy about this whole last jedi or the jedi needing to end stuff. We know they aren't going to just stop having Jedi in these movies.

I'm guessing it's mostly Luke being emo about failing to train a new good Jedi order.

i'm fairly confident it's going to be about training people to have a balance between waffles and pancakes. i uh mean light and dark.

the concept being that the jedi order was 100% waffles, which lead to an overly dogmatic blah blah blah. the sith aren't great either, because they are 100% pancakes

this theme has been covered in a metric crap-ton of star wars media already like kotor, novels, and comic books, but probably not in a main line movie yet


Jedi actually are about balance though - they aren't the opposite of darkness, they are about controlling emotions and maintaining order. They aren't *necessarily* about goodness.

Jedi are perceived as "the light side" because they are the dark sides enemies but that isn't really what they are.
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pjbasis
04/14/17 2:11:23 PM
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Why do they always make you beware the dark side of the force and not the light side then?

What would an imbalance of "not enough dark" even mean?
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poupadis
04/14/17 2:46:11 PM
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CoolCly posted...
Jedi actually are about balance though - they aren't the opposite of darkness, they are about controlling emotions and maintaining order. They aren't *necessarily* about goodness.

Jedi are perceived as "the light side" because they are the dark sides enemies but that isn't really what they are.

I think what you're saying was the original intent, but lucasfilm has no idea what pancakes and waffles officially mean anymore

I think the message of the prequels was that the old Jedi order was actually not balanced, and was misinterpreting the prophecy
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poupadis
04/14/17 2:49:33 PM
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also the kotor games were all about the jedi order being too stuffy/dogmatic, and a hybrid light/dark hero was required

iirc the now non-canon book versions of episodes 7, 8 and 9 involved luke being a 'grey' jedi. i think? it's been a long time

it's a recurring theme for power fantasies i guess
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Grand Kirby
04/14/17 2:55:31 PM
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Luke's definitely going to die in this.
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 3:09:01 PM
#31:


TheRock1525 posted...
Megaman703 posted...
What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it


Roman Rey-ns.


I would see it no less than ten times in theatres.
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TheRock1525
04/14/17 3:16:08 PM
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ExThaNemesis posted...
TheRock1525 posted...
Megaman703 posted...
What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it


Roman Rey-ns.


I would see it no less than ten times in theatres.


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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 3:20:54 PM
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Skywalk Lesnar
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metroid composite
04/14/17 3:30:12 PM
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I want Leia to do mad flips and use a lightsaber. Carrie Fisher died, so they might as well just CGI it anyway.
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AdmiralZephyr
04/14/17 3:35:04 PM
#35:


Jakyl25 posted...
Anagram posted...
They better not make Luke go full Obi-Wan and die. Not because I'm that attached to him but just because they copied the original so much already.


Leia dies in this one

Luke dies in IX

Pretty sure they said that Carrie Fisher was going to be in IX, so unless they were going to Obi-Wan her, I'm sure she doesn't die in this one.
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CaptainOfCrush
04/14/17 3:36:46 PM
#36:


Rey dies in Luke's arms.

Distraught at having lost his final student - and compounded with the pain of losing Leia and Han - Luke snaps and force-murders an entire First Order battalion, along with some innocents thrown in for collateral damage. With everyone close to Luke now dead, the movie ends with audiences having no idea how he can be redeemed in Episode IX.

ok I'm done jerking off
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 3:44:06 PM
#37:


CaptainOfCrush posted...
Rey dies in Luke's arms.

Distraught at having lost his final student - and compounded with the pain of losing Leia and Han - Luke snaps and force-murders an entire First Order battalion, along with some innocents thrown in for collateral damage. With everyone close to Luke now dead, the movie ends with audiences having no idea how he can be redeemed in Episode IX.

ok I'm done jerking off


he embraces the dark side and becomes a vicious killing machine with no one able to stop him

no one except one.

Kylo Ren.
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StealThisSheen
04/14/17 3:46:12 PM
#38:


Also Finn is a black guy and Poe does plane tricks
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CaptainOfCrush
04/14/17 3:46:43 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
Also Finn is a black guy and Poe does plane tricks

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redrocket_pub
04/14/17 3:47:03 PM
#40:


ExThaNemesis posted...
CaptainOfCrush posted...
Rey dies in Luke's arms.

Distraught at having lost his final student - and compounded with the pain of losing Leia and Han - Luke snaps and force-murders an entire First Order battalion, along with some innocents thrown in for collateral damage. With everyone close to Luke now dead, the movie ends with audiences having no idea how he can be redeemed in Episode IX.

ok I'm done jerking off


he embraces the dark side and becomes a vicious killing machine with no one able to stop him

no one except one.

Kylo Ren.


Legitimately good ideas!
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 3:47:52 PM
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redrocket_pub posted...
Legitimately good ideas!


I dunno about "good" but they're certainly more fun than "Rey becomes god empress of the force and wins at everything while suffering zero setbacks"
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CaptainOfCrush
04/14/17 3:49:45 PM
#42:


Yeah, Luke is my favorite SW character and I wasn't the biggest fan of Rey. Gotta put the focus on my boy.
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Leafeon13N
04/14/17 3:58:44 PM
#43:


Biggest wish list item for the new trilogy is definitely to see someone turn to the dark side. Doesn't look like this is happening yet.
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Team Rocket Elite
04/14/17 4:09:56 PM
#44:


Rey seems like she is going to get training from no less than Luke Skywalker himself. I don't think things will end well for Kylo Ren if he picks a fight with Rey.
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Xiahou Shake
04/14/17 5:36:19 PM
#45:


Is nobody else on this board on the Rey goes dark side theory train? I shouted with glee when I saw the new poster, I've been on board with the theory since my second TFA watch and it's only feeling more likely now.
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Mr Lasastryke
04/14/17 5:38:34 PM
#46:


Xiahou Shake posted...
Is nobody else on this board on the Rey goes dark side theory train?


it's certainly possible. they could do a "rey goes dark/kylo goes light" kind of story.
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Kenri
04/14/17 5:43:15 PM
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I know it won't happen but I'm really hoping Kylo gets offed in this one so we can clear the way for a good villain in episode 9.
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 10:49:02 PM
#48:


Guys who are hoping Rey goes dark side.

I notice that none of you hoping for that are pro wrestling fans, because you'd already know how this story goes. There's a man by the name of John Cena who has overcome the odds a million times and has been the stale, stereotypical good guy for over a decade now to the point where the fans hate him, but he's so popular with the kids they cannot sacrifice the merch sales by letting him turn heel (go to the dark side).

Rey is the John Cena of Star Wars now. Little kids love her. GIRLS (their new target market) love her. Feminists love her.

Can you imagine the feminist backlash alone if their favorite little Mary Sue turns heel?

"What does this say about women that one gains perfect control of the universe's greatest power and she instantly lets it corrupt her?"

You would be able to read that exact article all over the web days after Episode 8's release.

Rey can't turn to the dark side. Now, it would be cool to see her at least STRUGGLE with it and need some help (from Finn maybe?) to resist its temptations. SOMETHING to make us relate to her as a character that faces feasible obstacles instead of someone who can figure out the Jedi mind trick on her own in 5 minutes while being held captive.

I know not everything relates to pro wrestling, but ultimately Star Wars is a BUSINESS now, and they absolutely cannot afford to turn Rey heel, as cool and interesting as it would be.
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Sir Cobain
04/14/17 11:16:34 PM
#49:


Kylo Ren got a mega push way too soon, is constantly losing to Rey, and the voices in his head told him to kill his dad (who is basically a cowboy)

Sound familiar?
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ExThaNemesis
04/14/17 11:22:43 PM
#50:


that means they gotta put Kylo Ren over both Rey and Luke at some point though.
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