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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 12:15:49 PM #1: |
Ugh. I swear to god if Rey doesn't take a loss or god forbid face even some sort of hardship in this Kylo Ren better whoop her ass at some point. Odds are though she beats him one handed while blind folded and jedi mind tricking an entire squad of storm troopers at the same time --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRock1525 04/14/17 12:16:36 PM #2: |
You are super angry.
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 12:17:12 PM #3: |
TheRock1525 posted...
You are super nettled. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 04/14/17 12:18:52 PM #4: |
I hope Rey solos a lot of stuff, she's super duper kawaii oh my goodness.
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TheRock1525 04/14/17 12:18:55 PM #5: |
Okay.
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neonreaper 04/14/17 12:19:58 PM #6: |
This trailer didnt hype me up as much as I hoped it would
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 12:20:45 PM #7: |
TheRock1525 posted...
Okay. didn't get the dbza reference? --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 04/14/17 12:21:03 PM #8: |
They better not make Luke go full Obi-Wan and die. Not because I'm that attached to him but just because they copied the original so much already.
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 12:21:06 PM #9: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
I hope Rey solos a lot of stuff, she's super duper kawaii oh my goodness. you are probably gonna get your wish. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CaptainOfCrush 04/14/17 12:37:09 PM #10: |
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Not_an_Owl 04/14/17 12:38:12 PM #11: |
pretty much nothing new or unexpected
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Menji 04/14/17 12:38:18 PM #12: |
Tag for later
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pjbasis 04/14/17 12:39:21 PM #13: |
Last Jedi is a cool name. That's about all I got from that.
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Wedge Antilles 04/14/17 12:39:32 PM #14: |
neonreaper posted...
This trailer didnt hype me up as much as I hoped it would Feeling the same way. Doesn't really give a lot of info, but what little it does doesn't really wow me yet. Still early of course. --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CoolCly 04/14/17 12:45:29 PM #15: |
I don't think I'm very crazy about this whole last jedi or the jedi needing to end stuff. We know they aren't going to just stop having Jedi in these movies.
I'm guessing it's mostly Luke being emo about failing to train a new good Jedi order. --- The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MariaTaylor 04/14/17 12:50:19 PM #16: |
this doesn't really make me feel very hyped
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INCEPTlON 04/14/17 12:55:00 PM #17: |
Underwhelmed
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poupadis 04/14/17 1:14:39 PM #18: |
CoolCly posted...
I don't think I'm very crazy about this whole last jedi or the jedi needing to end stuff. We know they aren't going to just stop having Jedi in these movies. i'm fairly confident it's going to be about training people to have a balance between waffles and pancakes. i uh mean light and dark. the concept being that the jedi order was 100% waffles, which lead to an overly dogmatic blah blah blah. the sith aren't great either, because they are 100% pancakes this theme has been covered in a metric crap-ton of star wars media already like kotor, novels, and comic books, but probably not in a main line movie yet --- Champion 1998: banananor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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poupadis 04/14/17 1:16:22 PM #19: |
unfortunately this means that rey may well become the biggest mary sue of all time
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TheRock1525 04/14/17 1:18:18 PM #20: |
I mean it's the Empire Strikes Back remake so expect a W for the Emp- First Order
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CaptainOfCrush 04/14/17 1:24:38 PM #21: |
Plot twist the movie is a deeply personal and unsettling story about Luke's sexual frustration after decades spent in isolation.
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TheRock1525 04/14/17 1:27:39 PM #22: |
CaptainOfCrush posted...
Plot twist the movie is a deeply personal and unsettling story about Luke's sexual frustration after decades spent in isolation. The last Jedi refers to his dwindling sperm count. --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Megaman703 04/14/17 1:41:59 PM #23: |
What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it
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Jakyl25 04/14/17 1:45:57 PM #24: |
Anagram posted...
They better not make Luke go full Obi-Wan and die. Not because I'm that attached to him but just because they copied the original so much already. Leia dies in this one Luke dies in IX --- Thank you, Eddie Guerrero. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvGKDK2WIAAmKTf?format=jpg&name=large ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRock1525 04/14/17 1:55:04 PM #25: |
Megaman703 posted...
What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it Roman Rey-ns. --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CoolCly 04/14/17 2:05:49 PM #26: |
poupadis posted...
CoolCly posted...I don't think I'm very crazy about this whole last jedi or the jedi needing to end stuff. We know they aren't going to just stop having Jedi in these movies. Jedi actually are about balance though - they aren't the opposite of darkness, they are about controlling emotions and maintaining order. They aren't *necessarily* about goodness. Jedi are perceived as "the light side" because they are the dark sides enemies but that isn't really what they are. --- The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pjbasis 04/14/17 2:11:23 PM #27: |
Why do they always make you beware the dark side of the force and not the light side then?
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poupadis 04/14/17 2:46:11 PM #28: |
CoolCly posted...
Jedi actually are about balance though - they aren't the opposite of darkness, they are about controlling emotions and maintaining order. They aren't *necessarily* about goodness. I think what you're saying was the original intent, but lucasfilm has no idea what pancakes and waffles officially mean anymore I think the message of the prequels was that the old Jedi order was actually not balanced, and was misinterpreting the prophecy --- Champion 1998: banananor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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poupadis 04/14/17 2:49:33 PM #29: |
also the kotor games were all about the jedi order being too stuffy/dogmatic, and a hybrid light/dark hero was required
iirc the now non-canon book versions of episodes 7, 8 and 9 involved luke being a 'grey' jedi. i think? it's been a long time it's a recurring theme for power fantasies i guess --- Champion 1998: banananor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Grand Kirby 04/14/17 2:55:31 PM #30: |
Luke's definitely going to die in this.
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 3:09:01 PM #31: |
TheRock1525 posted...
Megaman703 posted...What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it I would see it no less than ten times in theatres. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheRock1525 04/14/17 3:16:08 PM #32: |
ExThaNemesis posted...
TheRock1525 posted...Megaman703 posted...What if Kylo Ren force pushes over a Space Ambulance with Rey inside it Ky-strow Man --- TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 3:20:54 PM #33: |
Skywalk Lesnar
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metroid composite 04/14/17 3:30:12 PM #34: |
I want Leia to do mad flips and use a lightsaber. Carrie Fisher died, so they might as well just CGI it anyway.
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AdmiralZephyr 04/14/17 3:35:04 PM #35: |
Jakyl25 posted...
Anagram posted...They better not make Luke go full Obi-Wan and die. Not because I'm that attached to him but just because they copied the original so much already. --- darkx remembers his friend, GrapefruitKing. RIP :( Games beaten in 2017: 8 (Most recent - Uncharted 4: A Thief's End) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CaptainOfCrush 04/14/17 3:36:46 PM #36: |
Rey dies in Luke's arms.
Distraught at having lost his final student - and compounded with the pain of losing Leia and Han - Luke snaps and force-murders an entire First Order battalion, along with some innocents thrown in for collateral damage. With everyone close to Luke now dead, the movie ends with audiences having no idea how he can be redeemed in Episode IX. ok I'm done jerking off --- Yoblazer http://i.imgur.com/gByqgPg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 3:44:06 PM #37: |
CaptainOfCrush posted...
Rey dies in Luke's arms. he embraces the dark side and becomes a vicious killing machine with no one able to stop him no one except one. Kylo Ren. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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StealThisSheen 04/14/17 3:46:12 PM #38: |
Also Finn is a black guy and Poe does plane tricks
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CaptainOfCrush 04/14/17 3:46:43 PM #39: |
StealThisSheen posted...
Also Finn is a black guy and Poe does plane tricks knew I forgot something --- Yoblazer http://i.imgur.com/gByqgPg.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket_pub 04/14/17 3:47:03 PM #40: |
ExThaNemesis posted...
CaptainOfCrush posted...Rey dies in Luke's arms. Legitimately good ideas! --- Blasting off ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 3:47:52 PM #41: |
redrocket_pub posted...
Legitimately good ideas! I dunno about "good" but they're certainly more fun than "Rey becomes god empress of the force and wins at everything while suffering zero setbacks" --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CaptainOfCrush 04/14/17 3:49:45 PM #42: |
Yeah, Luke is my favorite SW character and I wasn't the biggest fan of Rey. Gotta put the focus on my boy.
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Leafeon13N 04/14/17 3:58:44 PM #43: |
Biggest wish list item for the new trilogy is definitely to see someone turn to the dark side. Doesn't look like this is happening yet.
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Team Rocket Elite 04/14/17 4:09:56 PM #44: |
Rey seems like she is going to get training from no less than Luke Skywalker himself. I don't think things will end well for Kylo Ren if he picks a fight with Rey.
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Xiahou Shake 04/14/17 5:36:19 PM #45: |
Is nobody else on this board on the Rey goes dark side theory train? I shouted with glee when I saw the new poster, I've been on board with the theory since my second TFA watch and it's only feeling more likely now.
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Mr Lasastryke 04/14/17 5:38:34 PM #46: |
Xiahou Shake posted...
Is nobody else on this board on the Rey goes dark side theory train? it's certainly possible. they could do a "rey goes dark/kylo goes light" kind of story. --- Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kenri 04/14/17 5:43:15 PM #47: |
I know it won't happen but I'm really hoping Kylo gets offed in this one so we can clear the way for a good villain in episode 9.
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 10:49:02 PM #48: |
Guys who are hoping Rey goes dark side.
I notice that none of you hoping for that are pro wrestling fans, because you'd already know how this story goes. There's a man by the name of John Cena who has overcome the odds a million times and has been the stale, stereotypical good guy for over a decade now to the point where the fans hate him, but he's so popular with the kids they cannot sacrifice the merch sales by letting him turn heel (go to the dark side). Rey is the John Cena of Star Wars now. Little kids love her. GIRLS (their new target market) love her. Feminists love her. Can you imagine the feminist backlash alone if their favorite little Mary Sue turns heel? "What does this say about women that one gains perfect control of the universe's greatest power and she instantly lets it corrupt her?" You would be able to read that exact article all over the web days after Episode 8's release. Rey can't turn to the dark side. Now, it would be cool to see her at least STRUGGLE with it and need some help (from Finn maybe?) to resist its temptations. SOMETHING to make us relate to her as a character that faces feasible obstacles instead of someone who can figure out the Jedi mind trick on her own in 5 minutes while being held captive. I know not everything relates to pro wrestling, but ultimately Star Wars is a BUSINESS now, and they absolutely cannot afford to turn Rey heel, as cool and interesting as it would be. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Valor Club ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir Cobain 04/14/17 11:16:34 PM #49: |
Kylo Ren got a mega push way too soon, is constantly losing to Rey, and the voices in his head told him to kill his dad (who is basically a cowboy)
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ExThaNemesis 04/14/17 11:22:43 PM #50: |
that means they gotta put Kylo Ren over both Rey and Luke at some point though.
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