The rules are of course, to come up with a humorous reason as to why the loser of the most recent contest match lost, or to second someone else's reason. Reasons have to be original, so reasons that have won in previous contests aren't eligible.
Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
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GTM posted... Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
From: GTM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
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GTM posted... Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
It's entries like this that make me not feel bad about not being able to come up with funny entries anymore.
Obvious vote for this.
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Then I bust out Sudowoodo, and you're like "lol grass" so you try fire BUT IT DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE SUDOWOODO IS A ****ING ROCK!
From: GTM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
-- When you have nothing to say, quote yourself ~ Solfadore
GTM posted... Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
This would have been better next round, when they would actually have only one round left, but this is the winner, yeah.
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From: GTM | Posted: 12/15/2011 12:04:50 AM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
GTM posted... Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
GenesisSaga posted... But Anna there's a very good chance Red/Blue won't survive next round! Definitely a better.rivalry, but SFF might swing in Mario's favor.
In which case it could have been reversed, and Red/Blue would say Lance's line.
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I was going to try something, but no reason to waste time now.
From: GTM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
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Anagram posted... GenesisSaga posted... But Anna there's a very good chance Red/Blue won't survive next round! Definitely a better rivalry, but SFF might swing in Mario's favor.
In which case it could have been reversed, and Red/Blue would say Lance's line.
Oh, duh! Yeah that definitely would've worked. Too bad GTM's entry is picking up so much steam now. ~_~
From: GTM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
This is where my vote goes.
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GTM posted... I have a history of my entries not quite making full sense/better under different conditions
Tbqh I still don't really "get" that Vergil one 100% (I'm guessing only a wrestling fan would), but it made me laugh when nothing else did so I voted it.
From: GTM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
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Nice catch BlAcK TuRtLe. But too bad your ass got SAAAAAAAAAAACKED.*tackles*
From: GTM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
Still the best despite it not being the semi-finals.
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From: GTM | #007 Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
GTM posted... Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!"
Guys please use the quote function if you don't want me to accidentally miss your seconding of someone else's entry. It's pretty easy to miss "I vote for that guy's" if you're looking for entries.
14 votes
Samus: "I still can’t believe my dragon lost to you, Red vs Blue! You’re now the GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion! …Or, you would have been, but you have one more challenge ahead. You have to face another Rivalry! His name is… Mario vs Bowser! He beat the Elite Four before you. He is the real GameFAQs Rivalry Rumble champion!" - GTM
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4 votes
Sammy didn't have the balls to compete with them. - WHATZITUYA
3 votes
Samus may have Ice Beam, but she doesn't have Thunderbolt for type coverage. - Kenri