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pegusus123456 04/06/24 4:00:12 AM #51: |
MartavisBryant posted...
The ability to travel 1 second into the futureThere was a Homestuck character who had a time machine that could do this. It was seemingly useless, but the fact that they were still technically time traveling meant that they could travel forward a thousand years, one second a time, and no time would pass at all for the person inside. --- https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif https://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 04/06/24 4:00:32 AM #52: |
By touching a mammal other than a human with your left heel you can instantly tell when they last farted.
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bigtiggie23 04/06/24 4:03:48 AM #53: |
You have X-ray vision to see through clothes, but no matter who you look at you see the body of Ron Jeremy.
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Aristoph 04/06/24 4:16:56 AM #54: |
With USB-C becoming the standard, it's not as useful anymore. But I always liked the ability to plug in a USB the right way on the first try every time.
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Bokothechoco2 04/06/24 4:20:07 AM #55: |
I can shoot fireballs from my hands. But only when I'm underwater. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dancing_cactuar 04/06/24 4:24:12 AM #56: |
Mind reading, but it's always on and works in a 20 foot radius around you.
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Kradek 04/06/24 4:26:45 AM #57: |
When I yawn I don't make everyone else around me yawn as well.
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ShaneMcComez 04/06/24 4:35:09 AM #58: |
The ability to tell who and where someone is taking a shit.
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Guide 04/06/24 6:13:02 AM #59: |
ShaneMcComez posted...
The ability to tell who and where someone is taking a shit. This would be great for getting around cheap security, or robbing houses. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 04/06/24 6:45:24 AM #60: |
Whenever you're within three feet of a white shark your odds at winning the jackpot in any Las Vegas casino slot machine increases by 25%.
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RadDude9000 04/06/24 6:52:15 AM #61: |
The power to smell crime.
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vycebrand2 04/06/24 7:50:24 AM #62: |
One of my favorite actual comic book hero's powers was Angleman. Almost usless
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Ivany2008 04/06/24 11:00:36 AM #63: |
DrizztLink posted... And you have to alternate. I don't think you understand how powerful that actually can be. A professional boxer who can once a day add an additional pound to his punches? He'll be knocking people out he has no business knocking out. As for my useless power... the ability to see a penny on the ground, but only if I'm 30,000 feet in the air. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MistyKnight 04/06/24 12:36:47 PM #64: |
Grow your finger nails really fast
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 1:07:57 PM #65: |
BlueKat posted...
something a long the lines of always being able to tell if a quarter will come up heads or tails. Like, it's entertaining but pretty much uselessYou know how many things are decided by coin toss? You'll pretty much get anything you want with this power. >_> MartavisBryant posted... The ability to travel 1 second into the futureCould save your life if, for example, you're about to get hit by a car. DrizztLink posted... I can extend the shelf life of ketchup.If I had this power, I would actually be able to buy ketchup. As it is, I can't because I'll just end up throwing 90+% of it away. Of course, I'm assuming I can use the power on the same ketchup multiple times. Cemith posted... You can teleport, but only as far as you can jump. You are not immune to fall damage.Unless there's a cool down time, this would still be super fast travel. LonelyStoner posted... Teleportation, but you can only teleport to Bed Bath and BeyondSounds to me like I can teleport to any city that has one of these. --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 1:12:36 PM #66: |
Glob posted...
The ability to phase through doors, but only if they are unlocked.Could come in handy if they're barricaded or somebody is holding them closed. DrizztLink posted... The ability to make someone smell a hint of lavender on the breeze, just for a moment.Could make for some nice benevolent acts. mystic_belmont posted... You can gain or lose weight, but only one pound, and only once per day.Literally overpowered. You literally have no idea. Robot2600 posted... levitate in place a few inches, for a few seconds.If I get to start freefalling over from zero velocity, this could save my life easily. --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 1:17:34 PM #67: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
The ability to cause people around you to get a faint whiff of popcorn.Easiest, most untraceable distraction ever. Imagine getting people en mass to leave and go look for the popcorn stand that doesn't exist. deoxxys posted... Reduce people's headlight brightness by increments of 25% up to 100%. With a set timer so they don't have to replace their lights.Sign me the hell up Nukazie posted... levitation for only 3 feet off of solid groundAs before, instant stop falling. Tyranthraxus posted... Venusian Teleportation - You can teleport yourself, and any clothing you're wearing, to the surface of VenusIf you can send JUST the clothing, you could make mad bank as a stripper. CobraGT posted... To bake perfect butterscotch chip cookiesLiterally the best one on the list except the weight one. --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 1:21:41 PM #68: |
Back_Stabbath posted...
You can perform impossible feats but only when no-one is watching and if you leave evidence of said feat you lose the power.I'll take it. Sounds like fun, and guaranteed not to get kidnapped and experienced on. YugiNoob posted... The ability to control the length of your fingernailsSo I can literally stab my opponents from literally any range by adjusting length while pointing at them? Tyranthraxus posted... You can touch an avocado and know approximately within an hour margin of error when it will be perfectly ripe.I will become the world's greatest avocado chef. Guide posted... You can control a fly's flight for 5 seconds every 12 hours.Five seconds is long enough to make them go out the window and close it. mustachedmystic posted... Intersectionman! He has the power to change traffic lights green as he pulls up on them.So I literally get two months of my life back? --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 1:26:01 PM #69: |
Aristoph posted...
With USB-C becoming the standard, it's not as useful anymore. But I always liked the ability to plug in a USB the right way on the first try every time.I still use a lot of A's, so hell yeah. Kradek posted... When I yawn I don't make everyone else around me yawn as well.Superhuman courtesy, I love it. ShaneMcComez posted... The ability to tell who and where someone is taking a shit.Could come in handy, if someone is trying to use taking a dump as a lame excuse, or is trying to make a lame excuse to hide the fact that they're taking a dump. Thompson posted... Whenever you're within three feet of a white shark your odds at winning the jackpot in any Las Vegas casino slot machine increases by 25%.Does it go back down when you leave the shark's presence? If not, you could get one of those cage things and win the universe. RadDude9000 posted... The power to smell crime.Literal Spider-Sense. --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 04/06/24 1:27:19 PM #70: |
The power to see the surface temperature of a pillow
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Aysander 04/06/24 1:28:46 PM #71: |
Any weapon you touch, you can immediately master.
It doesn't seem like a lame power at first glance, but in a more peaceful world you may as well not even have a power at all. --- Ernie. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cemith 04/06/24 1:33:09 PM #72: |
Aristoph posted...
With USB-C becoming the standard, it's not as useful anymore. But I always liked the ability to plug in a USB the right way on the first try every time. They specified a "useless" superpower. --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RetuenOfDevsman 04/06/24 1:34:57 PM #73: |
Aysander posted...
Any weapon you touch, you can immediately master.Weaponry is largely recreational, actually. Consider Lars Anderson or fencing. I guess you could argue the swords used in fencing don't count as weapons. But there are other examples, like ornamental staff usage or skeet shooting. --- I have a signature now so shut up ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 04/06/24 2:12:00 PM #74: |
You have the super power to use one copy of Demonic Tutor in any official magic the gathering format and no one thinks it's weird.
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SkittyOnWailord 04/06/24 2:13:15 PM #75: |
Being able to instantly, at will, teleport 3 inches to your right.
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ShaneMcComez 04/06/24 2:25:45 PM #76: |
You can materialize out of thin air plastic minor league baseball trophies. Only good for stocking a trophy shelf. No value in selling them. Now that's gotta be a pretty lame super power I suggested.
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Cemith 04/06/24 2:29:25 PM #77: |
SkittyOnWailord posted...
Being able to instantly, at will, teleport 3 inches to your right. Nope. Without a cap on how many times you can do it per day, you can teleport 3 inches to your right once every 100th of a second. 300 inches per second is 18,000 inches per minute, or roughly 1500 feet per minute. --- https://i.ibb.co/2vRbyC0/Rosa-6.png "Friends don't let friends watch The Big Bang Theory" - mogar002 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MartavisBryant 04/06/24 3:15:46 PM #78: |
The ability to age rapidly at will
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LinkDaLunatic 04/06/24 4:42:23 PM #79: |
the ability to turn any ziploc bag into a regular resealable bag of the same size and capacity
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stevo6452 04/06/24 5:01:53 PM #80: |
The ability to manipulate milk and other dairy products.
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Ratchetrockon 04/06/24 5:03:45 PM #81: |
The ability to think up stupid lame powers
I seriously need this one rn --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Dragon's Dogma 2 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-Crissaegrim- 04/06/24 5:04:54 PM #82: |
The ability to give Racketrockon the ability to think up stupid lame powers.
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Ratchetrockon 04/06/24 5:11:49 PM #83: |
-Crissaegrim- posted...
The ability to give Racketrockon the ability to think up stupid lame powers.Lmao --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Dragon's Dogma 2 (PC) & DMC3:SE Ubisoft Port (PC) He/Him ... Copied to Clipboard!
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deoxxys 04/06/24 6:15:27 PM #84: |
There's a difference in lame superpowers and useless super powers guys.
It's okay to think of powers that would only help you in everyday mundane life. They don't have to be completely useless. I thought the connotation was that lame meant it couldn't be used in combat, so that being a superhero was out of the question. Being able to lose a pound every day or dimming people's headlights are useful but still lame. --- twylite sprinkle http://tinyurl.com/jeqyas3 https://tinyurl.com/mgvx7h2 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trumble 04/06/24 6:18:55 PM #85: |
The power to tell with perfect accuracy who ripped any given fart that you hear and/or smell.
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YugiNoob 04/06/24 7:56:10 PM #86: |
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
So I can literally stab my opponents from literally any range by adjusting length while pointing at them?I mean sure, if you have freakishly strong nails I guess. Best you can realistically do is https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1bba79f9.jpg --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crimsoness 04/06/24 7:58:28 PM #87: |
The ability to tell if a guys name is Steve or not
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ellis123 04/06/24 7:59:43 PM #88: |
The ability to know the name of any fish.
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Guide 04/06/24 8:45:46 PM #89: |
ellis123 posted...
The ability to know the name of any fish. Ichthyologists foaming at the mouth to find an unnamed fish before anyone else --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ellis123 04/06/24 8:49:44 PM #90: |
Guide posted...
Ichthyologists foaming at the mouth to find an unnamed fish before anyone elseI never said the names would be pronounceable by humans. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Guide 04/06/24 8:55:33 PM #91: |
ellis123 posted...
I never said the names would be pronounceable by humans. you know damned well we'd do our best. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 04/06/24 8:56:52 PM #92: |
The ability to make someone think any object belongs to them.
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ellis123 04/06/24 8:57:06 PM #93: |
Guide posted...
you know damned well we'd do our best.None of those are fish letters. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Puelto295 04/06/24 9:00:57 PM #94: |
You can turn any inorganic object/material into plastic when you touch it, but you must be actively concentrating on changing the item, has no effect on things already made of plastic and you must make contact using your fingers.
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Guide 04/06/24 9:02:29 PM #95: |
ellis123 posted...
None of those are fish letters.I'm sure they have CDEFGAB --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU ... Copied to Clipboard!
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-Unowninator- 04/06/24 9:06:42 PM #96: |
The ability to explode.
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ellis123 04/06/24 9:08:30 PM #97: |
Guide posted...
I'm sure they have CDEFGAB*golf clap* --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaikyoStyle 04/06/24 9:14:21 PM #98: |
You can turn any candle into a scented candle.
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Darkraiomb 04/06/24 9:16:51 PM #99: |
https://youtu.be/pX2O6fRXwz4?t=15
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YugiNoob 04/06/24 9:50:16 PM #100: |
-Unowninator- posted...
The ability to explode.Is your name Bailey Hoskins? --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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