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something a long the lines of always being able to tell if a quarter will come up heads or tails. Like, it's entertaining but pretty much useless

Ability to cause rice mitosis for a single grain of rice once per day.

The ability to travel 1 second into the future

The ability to turn green inanimate objects blue.

I can extend the shelf life of ketchup.

By a couple days.

You can teleport, but only as far as you can jump. You are not immune to fall damage.

Teleportation, but you can only teleport to Bed Bath and Beyond

If I knock something over or drop something, I will catch it before it hits the ground 87% of the time

BlueKat posted...

something a long the lines of always being able to tell if a quarter will come up heads or tails. Like, it's entertaining but pretty much useless

Gamble only using that power and make millions

Uncontrollable ability to smell the future.

Being a video game grandmaster but only for the game No Luca No.

The power to turn your fingernails into cheese.

MartavisBryant posted...

The ability to travel 1 second into the future

You call this useless but it would also make you an absolute bastard to try and fight against

You are a human phone. Theres a phone number pad on your chest to input phone numbers. You can call any phone in the planet for free and can make a call from anywhere.

However, you cannot speak normally in phone mode (your mouth turns into the speaker) so you need another person to use you.

pikakaeru posted...

Ability to cause rice mitosis for a single grain of rice once per day.

But y

The ability to phase through doors, but only if they are unlocked.

Power of flight, but only when your seating in a plane with the seatbelt on.

The ability to turn water into slightly stanky water

The ability to make someone smell a hint of lavender on the breeze, just for a moment.

You can gain or lose weight, but only one pound, and only once per day.

mystic_belmont posted...

You can gain or lose weight, but only one pound, and only once per day.

That sounds amazing.

mystic_belmont posted...

You can gain or lose weight, but only one pound, and only once per day.

And you have to alternate.

gamefaqs mod

The ability to bump one GameFAQs topic when you are asleep.

complete invulnerability against goldfish

Pororin posted...

But y

i missed you

levitate in place a few inches, for a few seconds.

The ability to cause people around you to get a faint whiff of popcorn.

you can see the orientation of playing cards by looking at the back of them

First one I love from MST3K:

Really Deep Man! - He's really deep... man.

Okay my lame super power is the power to be able to warp across the entire universe instantly, but you loop around and always end up exactly where you were and no time passed.

Reduce people's headlight brightness by increments of 25% up to 100%. With a set timer so they don't have to replace their lights.

Driving down single lane roads at night is such a bitch because of this. Either it's a big ass truck and his headlights are level with my retinas or It's a car with those bright ass halogens or is the pure evil version which is a combination of both.

I've had to start driving with my cab light on so it isn't such a stark contrast when somebody comes driving down the road.

So that is my choice of mundane power.

You can make anyone you see mimic you when snap, clap or whistle.

levitation for only 3 feet off of solid ground

Venusian Teleportation - You can teleport yourself, and any clothing you're wearing, to the surface of Venus

The ability to transform at will and for any length of desired duration into a sea anemone.

PMarth2002 posted...

You can make anyone you see mimic you when snap, clap or whistle.

Potentially useful in some kind of team. Kind of hard to hold a hostage at gunpoint while giving thunderous applause.

You can make cat food taste like any other food of your choosing, but only when people are watching, and it only works on you.

To bake perfect butterscotch chip cookies

You can perform impossible feats but only when no-one is watching and if you leave evidence of said feat you lose the power.

The ability to control the length of your fingernails

You can touch an avocado and know approximately within an hour margin of error when it will be perfectly ripe.

Your fart doesn't smell.

You can control a fly's flight for 5 seconds every 12 hours.

Toxic farts

Intersectionman! He has the power to change traffic lights green as he pulls up on them.

Nukazie posted...

levitation for only 3 feet off of solid ground

Couldnt this potentially be useful for quickly descending from high places?

I can make a magic sword that can slice through anything without even cutting it.

can fart at will. regardless of your diet or how frequently you fart, you will always have one in the chamber

All footsteps you hear are perceived as being 30 times louder.