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FFDragon 02/13/24 5:17:39 PM #51: |
Not only is Madame Web a mess of a movie it doesnt even qualify as a its so bad its good moment of escapist entertainment. It suffers from a much worse fate: its utterly forgettable. uh oh Its the kind of movie destined for repeat 10 p.m. viewings on TNT lmao that's actually the clearest picture painted yet --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UshiromiyaEva 02/13/24 5:26:16 PM #52: |
https://twitter.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1757198658359951686?t=GyjBvDDuS5vRgIlnPClEiA&s=19
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UshiromiyaEva 02/13/24 5:28:39 PM #53: |
I feel like movie may actually be trying to be so bad it's good on purpose, like it's a studio psyop to make company manufactured meme trash.
This is the film equivalent of the Pringles Twitter account talking about getting a chicken dinner in Fortnite. --- https://youtu.be/qj9p6IFSlnk?si=cZ5L4OPM0TjVjwCD https://i.ibb.co/3M3Gmgj/r-CEGjv8-Q2-Stzp2rdtr9pg-UVi.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RikkuAlmighty 02/13/24 5:37:35 PM #54: |
Didnt the venom symbiote show up in and MCU post credits scene somewhere
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MartinFF7 02/13/24 5:43:22 PM #55: |
How is Sony so good at making such mediocre Spiderman spinoff (?) movies. iirc Kraven was delayed, I wonder if this one monstrously bombing might cause it to be shelved entirely? No, they need to keep churning these out to maintain the rights don't they... RikkuAlmighty posted... Didnt the venom symbiote show up in and MCU post credits scene somewhere No Way Home, yeah ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/13/24 6:38:32 PM #56: |
UshiromiyaEva posted...
https://twitter.com/HollywoodHandle/status/1757198658359951686?t=GyjBvDDuS5vRgIlnPClEiA&s=19 ...not sure if I need more or less drugs when I watch this --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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andylt 02/14/24 7:21:02 AM #57: |
I'm almost impressed at how Rotten Tomatoes has managed to put together a collection of positive quotes to make this look less derided: https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/madame-web-first-reviews/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightningStrikes 02/14/24 7:33:52 AM #58: |
That headline quote is weird because from what Ive seen it sounds like this IS the worst Spider-Man spinoff! For all the memes Morbius was just a bad movie while this looks and sounds actively terrible.
Also this is the thing about this movie: its so cheap it cant really horrendously bomb. Even if it makes zero money it will lose less than what The Flash and The Marvels lost. And its not going to make zero money, there is still that built in audience that turns up for anything Marvel-related. This will probably post a small loss but not enough to dissuade Sony, if anything theyll just start making them for even cheaper. --- I just decided to change this sig. Blaaaaaaargh azuarc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZenOfThunder 02/14/24 10:38:15 AM #59: |
About to go in to see this. It is madaming time
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FFDragon 02/14/24 10:39:12 AM #60: |
your reveiw will fuel the back half of my work day
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paperwarior 02/14/24 12:00:29 PM #61: |
Maybe they'd be better off having Insomniac make feature-length cutscenes
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Tirofog 02/14/24 12:59:57 PM #62: |
https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1757802255216963997
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Sheep007 02/14/24 1:18:01 PM #63: |
foolm0r0n posted...
If they can replicate that with this movie then they will officially make Shitty Marvel a genre that they will pump out every year. It will be a challenge to get the lowest RT score. Fans will love it. They'll eventually make an Avengers movie that features all the characters.I refuse to watch any of these on principle but if they do an Avengers with Squirrel Girl I'll at least pirate it. --- Perhaps the golden rock was inside us all along. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/14/24 1:19:41 PM #64: |
Tirofog posted...
https://twitter.com/zachsilberberg/status/1757802255216963997 I've heard rumors they cut that line. The audacity if so. --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/14/24 1:28:52 PM #65: |
The film is fine for the first 30 minutes and you almost wonder if it might not be as bad as everyone is imagining. But then it somehow gets worse and worse until you just feel embarrassed for the cast. --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightningStrikes 02/14/24 2:35:30 PM #66: |
Thats basically how I felt watching the trailer. Oh this is kind of neat wait never mind. Also that line is indeed cut.
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ZenOfThunder 02/14/24 3:40:56 PM #67: |
This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen and my Valentines Day is ruined
here is my review which is mainly just my unedited uncensored thoughts (with spoilers) https://boxd.it/5PItIt --- (|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs . /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UshiromiyaEva 02/14/24 3:52:45 PM #68: |
The most important thing I need to know is does it seem naturally horrific or does it seem like it was made bad on purpose.
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redrocket 02/14/24 4:19:53 PM #69: |
FFDragon posted...
...not sure if I need more or less drugs when I watch this https://youtu.be/0wFHqFpZjJ8?si=7pPL8MzLQEIFN5Kb --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/14/24 4:31:14 PM #70: |
ZenOfThunder posted...
This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen and my Valentines Day is ruined Oh man, that's the good stuff right there ADAM SCOTT IS UNCLE BEN???? ADAM SCOTT IS BONING AUNT MAY???? Oh man now there's a curve ball out if nowhere --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Forceful_Dragon 02/14/24 4:40:27 PM #71: |
Someone probably lied and told him he'd get to make out with Marisa Tomei. It's the only thing that makes sense.
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MartinFF7 02/14/24 4:42:41 PM #72: |
lol'ed at the writeup, thank you for sharing that but I also feel like my life is marginally worse for having read an account of the movie, like I'm still being infected by its badness via osmosis, lol... I also want this flying ambulance tackle gif, and more than that I am looking forward to the Pitch Meeting video on this (assuming that guy doesn't walk out and/or have an aneurysm when watching it, at least) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WarThaNemesis2 02/14/24 5:01:00 PM #73: |
Zen are you okay
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andylt 02/14/24 5:01:25 PM #74: |
Every time you insisted on calling her Madame Web it made me chuckle. What a silly name. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZenOfThunder 02/14/24 5:05:51 PM #75: |
I have been thinking about it nonstop, and I am pretty sure Ezekiel is the worst villain in a superhero movie, probably ever. I cannot think of anyone worse outside of maybe... whoever was the bad guys in Ghost Rider and Elektra
EDIT: this movie may have driven me insane I can't stop thinking about it --- (|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs . /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MartinFF7 02/14/24 5:13:05 PM #76: |
ZenOfThunder posted... EDIT: this movie may have driven me insane I can't stop thinking about it In the Mouth of Mad(ame Web)ness ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Maniac64 02/14/24 5:15:38 PM #77: |
ZenOfThunder posted...
This is one of the worse movies I have ever seen and my Valentines Day is ruinedThank you for this --- "Hope is allowed to be stupid, unwise, and naive." ~Sir Chris ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket 02/14/24 5:23:45 PM #78: |
ZenOfThunder posted...
EDIT: this movie may have driven me insane I can't stop thinking about it We honor your sacrifice O7 --- It's like paying for bubble wrap. -transience on Final Fantasy: All the Bravest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jcgamer107 02/14/24 5:33:37 PM #79: |
foolm0r0n posted...
If they can replicate that with this movie then they will officially make Shitty Marvel a genre that they will pump out every year. It will be a challenge to get the lowest RT score. Fans will love it. They'll eventually make an Avengers movie that features all the characters.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fe93ef1a.jpg --- azuarc wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 02/14/24 5:35:05 PM #80: |
The writeup def makes it sound boring
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ZenOfThunder 02/14/24 5:42:56 PM #81: |
it was very boring AND frustrating, if you have any intelligence at all (and I'm talking "middle school diploma") then it will be difficult to sit through. it takes forever to get going and you can tell the FIVE SCREENWRITERS had trouble making "future sight" a cool or interesting power
This is what happens when you take a character with no good source material and try to get a screenplay out of it so you have Madame Web in the cartoon, who really doesn't do anything but say some cryptic shit every few episodes, and you have... 48 issues of comic book material: https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Cassandra_Webb_(Earth-616)/Appearances they also use Jessica Drew's costume from when she becomes Madame Web so I guess you can count that brief period she was being actively used as Madame Web II as source material also but unlike even Morbius, Madame Web never got spinoffs or one shots about her character. She exists to be a plot device. This was easily the most ill-advised movie Sony could have made oh wait https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Juan-Carlos_Snchez_(Earth-616)/Appearances ... --- (|| ' ' ||) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs . /|_|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MoogleKupo141 02/14/24 6:50:54 PM #82: |
why did they even make that character Ezekiel
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MoogleKupo141 02/14/24 6:52:45 PM #83: |
Forceful_Dragon posted...
Someone probably lied and told him he'd get to make out with Marisa Tomei. It's the only thing that makes sense. hes kind of a nerd, he may have thought it would be cool to be Uncle Ben even if he knew the movie was going to be junk and he had to know it would be junk --- For your Azuarc . At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/14/24 7:34:52 PM #84: |
He just wanted to be an Uncle Ben that didn't die
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FFDragon 02/15/24 9:00:46 AM #85: |
What an unreservedly hopeless film this is: a sort of two-hour explosion in a boringness factory, in which the forces of dullness and stupidity combine in new and infinitely perturbing ways. I know the answer is $$$ but why would anyone involved allow this to happen --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 02/15/24 10:01:42 AM #86: |
The answer to that probably isn't money. They could've made something much better and more profitable will the same or less money. The answer is plain old corporate dysfunction. High turnover at all levels, layoffs, unchecked egos, etc.
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KamikazePotato 02/15/24 10:09:18 AM #87: |
Simplified answer:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Sazama_and_Burk_Sharpless Look at the pedigree of the writers. --- It's Reyn Time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZenOfThunder 02/15/24 10:21:18 AM #88: |
https://fxtwitter.com/henereyg/status/1758004501397840181?s=46&t=LbFuzdseWWHtYiJy3maF0w
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FFDragon 02/15/24 10:21:36 AM #89: |
KamikazePotato posted...
They literally did Morbius too oh okay weaponized incompetence it is you got absolutely dunked on by the entire world for how bad morbin time was and still gave them the reins to another movie? that's a gigantic oof --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket 02/15/24 10:32:04 AM #90: |
Fun fact applicable to all industries: when management no longer even pretends to take pride in what their company actually does, the employees will stop taking pride in it too.
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LiquidOshawott 02/15/24 10:36:44 AM #91: |
FFDragon posted...
oh okay I think the film was already written and filming was about to begin by the time Morbius came out --- I live on, THROUGH THIS SEASHELL! VeryInsane's mobile account ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/15/24 10:40:35 AM #92: |
Still. Someone had to read the script and go "no."
Also any actor who read the script should have gone "no." but dakota johnson did fire her agent the day that first trailer dropped so they all knew on some level --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anagram 02/15/24 10:44:51 AM #93: |
A lot of the time, once the wheels are in motion, its very difficult to stop these giant projects. Too much money is already invested, too many people are already paid, and canceling something at an early, but not immediate, stage requires you to say I could just tell it would be an embarrassing mess, but I have no or very little evidence, making it easy to look like incompetence.
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MacArrowny 02/15/24 10:46:31 AM #94: |
Anagram posted...
A lot of the time, once the wheels are in motion, its very difficult to stop these giant projects. Too much money is already invested, too many people are already paid, and canceling something at an early, but not immediate, stage requires you to say I could just tell it would be an embarrassing mess, but I have no or very little evidence, making it easy to look like incompetence.WB has been throwing a bunch of movies in the trash. --- All the stars in the sky are waiting for you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/15/24 10:49:57 AM #95: |
Yeah they dumpstered both Batgirl and Coyote vs. Acme, and I don't think they even lost money over it because of tax loopholes.
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Anagram 02/15/24 10:57:39 AM #96: |
MacArrowny posted...
WB has been throwing a bunch of movies in the trash.That was big news both times! Especially with Batgirl. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FFDragon 02/15/24 10:57:41 AM #97: |
Madame Web's disastrously-woven pile of flaws exceeds the descriptive limits of not only the English language, but of the very collective of contrived sound itself. Its a travesty, a disaster, a blight on the history of superheroes and cinema itself. I don't know why but I absolutely cannot stop reading reviews. It feels like everyone who has seen it so far has gone collectively just a bit insaner. --- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? #theresafreakingghostafterus ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LiquidOshawott 02/15/24 11:02:32 AM #98: |
Sonys financials are way way better than WB Discovery though so I dont think they care as much about writing off a movie
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MacArrowny 02/15/24 11:07:36 AM #99: |
FFDragon posted...
Yeah they dumpstered both Batgirl and Coyote vs. Acme, and I don't think they even lost money over it because of tax loopholes.They definitely lost money, just less money than they thought they'd lose by screening them. --- All the stars in the sky are waiting for you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 02/15/24 11:10:16 AM #100: |
MacArrowny posted...
WB has been throwing a bunch of movies in the trash.. It honestly reflects well on the directors for being able to push the movie out, that's pretty difficult --- _foolmo_ he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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