Board 8 > Which Greek god was the biggest jerk?

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12/11/22 3:00:09 PM
#1:


Using jerk in the title because I can't use the correct words










Had to cut Demeter, Hestia, and Dionysus, sorry.

I know of stories where each of them does something horrible except for Hermes, but he's probably just flying under the radar for me, and is secretly the worst of the lot.

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12/11/22 3:21:37 PM
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Gotta be Zeus, Hera, or Ares tbh

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Underleveled
12/11/22 3:24:05 PM
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Hmm my gut answer is Zeus but it might actually be Hera

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12/11/22 3:39:36 PM
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100% big man Zeus

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BetrayedTangy
12/11/22 3:57:11 PM
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Zeus is in a very close second, but Hera edges him out for me. Who just throws their kid off a mountain for being ugly?

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LeonhartFour
12/11/22 4:14:05 PM
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Zeus and Hera, a match made in heaven

or Hades

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Uglyface2
12/11/22 4:17:29 PM
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BetrayedTangy posted...
Zeus is in a very close second, but Hera edges him out for me. Who just throws their kid off a mountain for being ugly?

Heihachi Mishima.
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Yesmar_
12/11/22 4:29:41 PM
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I'll always be biased against the Gods that supported the Trojans in the Trojan War (Aphrodite, Ares, Apollo, Artemis, Zeus)

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swordz9
12/11/22 4:38:50 PM
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Zeus and Hera are both awful, but Zeus being a cheater brought on a lot of Heras awful actions too so hes probably the bigger jerk in the end? Lets not forget some of the truly awful shit Zeus did either.

Turned his first wife into a fly and ate her.

Chained Prometheus to a rock so an eagle could eat his liver every single night.

Tricked Pandora into unleashing evils upon the world.

Made Atlas shoulder the entire world

Made Sisyphus push a boulder up a hill forever

His evil deeds likely outnumber the times he cheated and number of children he had lol
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PrinceKaro
12/11/22 5:14:45 PM
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It absolutely is Zeus

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htaeD
12/11/22 5:15:13 PM
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I mean is it ever not the father god?

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Underleveled
12/11/22 5:43:51 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
Zeus and Hera, a match made in heaven

or Hades
It's only Hades in the Disney version. In actual Greek mythology he might not even be top 10.

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Pirateking2000
12/11/22 5:45:39 PM
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Definitely a tossup between Zeus and Hera. Ares was the butt monkey of the pantheon. Hades was probably the most chill and fair of them all

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swordz9
12/11/22 5:46:35 PM
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Yeah according to the mythology Hades was actually pretty chill. He was basically antisocial and one of the most impartial gods. I think the only bad thing he did was kidnap his future wife who loved him anyways and hes like one of the only Greek gods who married for actual love
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LeonhartFour
12/11/22 5:49:16 PM
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it was a pun

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Corrik7
12/11/22 5:54:15 PM
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BetrayedTangy posted...
Zeus is in a very close second, but Hera edges him out for me. Who just throws their kid off a mountain for being ugly?
Spartans

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Raka_Putra
12/11/22 6:39:10 PM
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Zeus

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scarletspeed7
12/11/22 7:16:50 PM
#18:


Hestia

Bitch took the only slot in the pantheon in charge of the divine thermostat

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Underleveled
12/11/22 7:31:36 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
it was a pun
Ah. For me it didn't translate well in text form. I think in person I would have picked up on what you were saying.

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ChichiriMuyo
12/11/22 8:13:28 PM
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Corrik7 posted...
Spartans
The baby killing thing is actually untrue. Just slander made up by Plutarch to make Spartans look bad(ass?) Turns out the place they supposedly did it is full of bones, but they're adult bones.

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Leonhart4
12/11/22 10:18:45 PM
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I'll see you in Hades!

...From Olympus.

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