Poll of the Day > I have to go to physical therapy for my butthole

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Jen0125 01/17/22 12:32:22 PM #1:	<cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961822447] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 01/17/22 12:33:29 PM #2:	That's what she said. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:961822479] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>That's what she said. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArvTheGreat 01/17/22 12:34:05 PM #3:	sounds like a pain in the ass --- Things are about to get arvified <cite>ArvTheGreat posted [p:961822499] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>sounds like a pain in the ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaM 01/17/22 12:36:02 PM #4:	Joke? <cite>OmegaM posted [p:961822538] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Joke? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 01/17/22 12:52:34 PM #5:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/1/AAckHXAAC0RN.jpg --- Century: Age Of Ashes is the greatest dragon riding game to ever exist and it's FREE. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:961822961] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/1/AAckHXAAC0RN.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 01/17/22 12:55:22 PM #6:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/3/AAQwHjAAC0RP.jpg --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:961823026] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/3/AAQwHjAAC0RP.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 12:57:56 PM #7:	OmegaM posted... Joke? No not at all <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961823081] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>OmegaM posted... </cite> <quote>Joke?</quote> No not at all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OmegaM 01/17/22 1:09:45 PM #8:	So what happened? <cite>OmegaM posted [p:961823337] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>So what happened? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 1:10:41 PM #9:	OmegaM posted... So what happened? Allegedly I have IBS and a weak pelvic floor ALLEGEDLY <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961823367] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>OmegaM posted... </cite> <quote>So what happened?</quote> Allegedly I have IBS and a weak pelvic floor ALLEGEDLY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArvTheGreat 01/17/22 1:11:49 PM #10:	odd cause arv always thought you were a hard ass --- Things are about to get arvified <cite>ArvTheGreat posted [p:961823401] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>odd cause arv always thought you were a hard ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HornedLion 01/17/22 1:12:38 PM #11:	Jen0125 posted... Allegedly I have IBS and a weak pelvic floor ALLEGEDLY Irritable or Inflammatory? --- Century: Age Of Ashes is the greatest dragon riding game to ever exist and it's FREE. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:961823426] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Allegedly I have IBS and a weak pelvic floor ALLEGEDLY</quote> Irritable or Inflammatory? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Entity13 01/17/22 1:14:48 PM #12:	So Taco Bell again? (I kid) --- http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/EntityXIII/entityfn7.jpg <cite>Entity13 posted [p:961823477] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>So Taco Bell again? (I kid) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 1:27:16 PM #13:	Entity13 posted... So Taco Bell again? (I kid) Well I'm prob going to be that person with IBS that just eats what I want and deals with the pain lol <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961823760] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Entity13 posted... </cite> <quote>So Taco Bell again? (I kid)</quote> Well I'm prob going to be that person with IBS that just eats what I want and deals with the pain lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 01/17/22 2:22:31 PM #14:	IBS is relatively common, but weak pelvic floor? Clearly you aren't a Kegelchamp like me --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:961825108] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>IBS is relatively common, but weak pelvic floor? Clearly you aren't a Kegelchamp like me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Action53 01/17/22 3:42:13 PM #15:	Just do a bunch of butt kegels? --- Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law. <cite>Action53 posted [p:961827223] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Just do a bunch of butt kegels? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 4:18:51 PM #16:	Action53 posted... Just do a bunch of butt kegels? Nah don't you see? I have to pay a physical therapist to teach me how to squeeze my butthole <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961828219] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Action53 posted... </cite> <quote>Just do a bunch of butt kegels?</quote> Nah don't you see? I have to pay a physical therapist to teach me how to squeeze my butthole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 01/17/22 4:50:37 PM #18:	Jen0125 posted... Nah don't you see? I have to pay a physical therapist to teach me how to squeeze my butthole That's what boyfriends are for. --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:961829067] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Nah don't you see? I have to pay a physical therapist to teach me how to squeeze my butthole</quote> That's what boyfriends are for. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notschmendrake 01/17/22 4:55:21 PM #19:	That's some weak ass shit <cite>Notschmendrake posted [p:961829201] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>That's some weak ass shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/17/22 5:01:32 PM #20:	wolfy42 posted... That's what boyfriends are for. I agree. Boyfriends should always pay for butthole therapy. Its just what a gentleman should do. <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:961829351] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>wolfy42 posted... </cite> <quote>That's what boyfriends are for.</quote>I agree. Boyfriends should always pay for butthole therapy. Its just what a gentleman should do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HelIWithoutSin 01/17/22 5:32:22 PM #21:	You should reach out to Sarc for some tips. The locals call him El Triturador de Sandia Anal de la Muerte. --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber <cite>HelIWithoutSin posted [p:961830149] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>You should reach out to Sarc for some tips. The locals call him El Triturador de Sandia Anal de la Muerte. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bulbasaur 01/17/22 5:38:16 PM #22:	captpackrat posted... snip this is just an oscilloscope, in case anyone was wondering. the anal is said like analyze, not anal as in butthole --- i wanna go eighty-five, drive off a bridge and die. <cite>Bulbasaur posted [p:961830302] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>captpackrat posted... </cite> <quote>snip</quote> this is just an oscilloscope, in case anyone was wondering. the anal is said like analyze, not anal as in butthole </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/17/22 5:40:21 PM #23:	Anal eyes this <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:961830351] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Anal eyes this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BEERandWEED 01/17/22 5:40:53 PM #24:	Too much of the asspounder 4000 <cite>BEERandWEED posted [p:961830368] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Too much of the asspounder 4000 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 01/17/22 5:43:11 PM #25:	Not enough keegel exercises mang --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:961830442] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Not enough keegel exercises mang </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 5:58:55 PM #26:	Notschmendrake posted... That's some weak ass shit Hehehe <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961830863] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Notschmendrake posted... </cite> <quote>That's some weak ass shit</quote> Hehehe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xGhostchantx 01/17/22 6:01:01 PM #27:	d i g i t a l s t i m u l a t i o n <cite>xGhostchantx posted [p:961830923] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>d i g i t a l s t i m u l a t i o n </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BouncyBouncy 01/17/22 6:02:14 PM #28:	I'm not even gonna make any jokes. Butt I hope you have a swift recovery butthole lmao --- You said you believe but believing won't fly, right before you hit your prime. That's when we fell in love but not the first time. <cite>BouncyBouncy posted [p:961830954] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>I'm not even gonna make any jokes. Butt I hope you have a swift recovery butthole lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 6:05:00 PM #29:	BouncyBouncy posted... I'm not even gonna make any jokes. Butt I hope you have a swift recovery butthole lmao Hehehehehehe <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961831022] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>BouncyBouncy posted... </cite> <quote>I'm not even gonna make any jokes. Butt I hope you have a swift recovery butthole lmao</quote> Hehehehehehe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 01/17/22 6:37:40 PM #30:	Guys, don't make Jen the butt of every joke :( <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:961831945] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Guys, don't make Jen the butt of every joke :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 01/17/22 6:45:57 PM #31:	These jokes are just getting butter and butter (until now). --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:961832172] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>These jokes are just getting butter and butter (until now). </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 7:22:42 PM #32:	I seriously can't imagine what the PT is like for this and how it can't be completely embarrassing lol <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961833157] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>I seriously can't imagine what the PT is like for this and how it can't be completely embarrassing lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/17/22 7:32:02 PM #33:	Its just like doggy style without the hair pulling <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:961833373] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Its just like doggy style without the hair pulling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blightzkrieg 01/17/22 7:43:51 PM #34:	When you go to prison you gotta find the biggest butthole in the yard and give it a taste of your fist. --- http://i.imgur.com/1XbPahR.png <cite>Blightzkrieg posted [p:961833654] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>When you go to prison you gotta find the biggest butthole in the yard and give it a taste of your fist. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 7:46:11 PM #35:	Oh okay it's just a machine they put electrodes or something on my body, simulate some type of body response and then they read the feedback on a machine and they tell me what to do to strengthen and retrain my muscles Nothing has to go up my butt I don't think <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961833715] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Oh okay it's just a machine they put electrodes or something on my body, simulate some type of body response and then they read the feedback on a machine and they tell me what to do to strengthen and retrain my muscles Nothing has to go up my butt I don't think </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BouncyBouncy 01/17/22 7:48:20 PM #36:	Doctor's attempt to control what happens to all butts. But who made them the butt Masters? --- You said you believe but believing won't fly, right before you hit your prime. That's when we fell in love but not the first time. <cite>BouncyBouncy posted [p:961833773] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Doctor's attempt to control what happens to all butts. But who made them the butt Masters? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 7:49:36 PM #37:	BouncyBouncy posted... Doctor's attempt to control what happens to all butts. But who made them the butt Masters? Probably God I guess <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961833809] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>BouncyBouncy posted... </cite> <quote>Doctor's attempt to control what happens to all butts. But who made them the butt Masters?</quote> Probably God I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 01/17/22 8:13:17 PM #38:	Try draping a towel over your boner and and then clenching your butthole. Gradually wetten the towel to add weight. I can almost lift a six pack of beer now. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:961834389] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Try draping a towel over your boner and and then clenching your butthole. Gradually wetten the towel to add weight. I can almost lift a six pack of beer now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 01/17/22 8:19:27 PM #39:	Push out a 2 foot turd in the waiting room to prove your pelvic floor strength <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:961834568] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Push out a 2 foot turd in the waiting room to prove your pelvic floor strength </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameLord113 01/17/22 8:22:17 PM #40:	Jen0125 posted... I seriously can't imagine what the PT is like for this and how it can't be completely embarrassing lol They will probably give you a mixture of kegel, core, and glute exercises. Nothing is getting shoved up the butt lol. Probably the funniest thing they will do is tell you to squeeze your butthole, hold it for a few seconds, and then relax. <cite>GameLord113 posted [p:961834654] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>I seriously can't imagine what the PT is like for this and how it can't be completely embarrassing lol</quote>They will probably give you a mixture of kegel, core, and glute exercises. Nothing is getting shoved up the butt lol. Probably the funniest thing they will do is tell you to squeeze your butthole, hold it for a few seconds, and then relax. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 8:22:52 PM #41:	OhhhJa posted... Push out a 2 foot turd in the waiting room to prove your pelvic floor strength I couldn't even push out the balloon probe they put up my butt a couple weeks ago <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961834674] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite> <quote>Push out a 2 foot turd in the waiting room to prove your pelvic floor strength</quote> I couldn't even push out the balloon probe they put up my butt a couple weeks ago </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LaggnFragnLarry 01/17/22 8:23:08 PM #42:	Cacciato posted... Try draping a towel over your boner and and then clenching your butthole. Gradually wetten the towel to add weight. I can almost lift a six pack of beer now. nice <cite>LaggnFragnLarry posted [p:961834679] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Cacciato posted... </cite> <quote>Try draping a towel over your boner and and then clenching your butthole. Gradually wetten the towel to add weight. I can almost lift a six pack of beer now.</quote>nice </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 8:25:05 PM #43:	OhhhJa posted... Push out a 2 foot turd in the waiting room to prove your pelvic floor strength And also I don't even make solid turds anymore because of the medication they gave me so I wouldn't be constipated because my intestines don't work right <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961834732] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>OhhhJa posted... </cite> <quote>Push out a 2 foot turd in the waiting room to prove your pelvic floor strength</quote> And also I don't even make solid turds anymore because of the medication they gave me so I wouldn't be constipated because my intestines don't work right </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 01/17/22 8:26:59 PM #44:	I don't make solid turds often because I like Mexican food too much <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:961834797] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>I don't make solid turds often because I like Mexican food too much </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rotpar 01/17/22 8:36:17 PM #45:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/6/AAE6dmAABdx0.jpg --- "But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984 <cite>Rotpar posted [p:961835055] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/6/AAE6dmAABdx0.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 8:51:41 PM #46:	Lmfao <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961835470] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
captpackrat 01/17/22 9:18:59 PM #47:	Yeah, Kegels are the exercise anyone can do at any time, and it's good for men as well as women. They can help you avoid bladder leaks or passing gas. You basically just squeeze the muscles as if you were trying to stop yourself from peeing. Hold it for 3 seconds, then relax for 3 seconds. Try to do 10 in a row if you can. Work your way up to doing 10 in a row, three times a day. You can do them anywhere or anytime, at work, in the car, watching TV, brushing your teeth, eating dinner, whenever! (Just don't do Kegels while you actually pee, you could give yourself a UTI. And like all exercise, don't overdo it, you can strain those muscles too.) --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. <cite>captpackrat posted [p:961836172] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, Kegels are the exercise anyone can do at any time, and it's good for men as well as women. They can help you avoid bladder leaks or passing gas. You basically just squeeze the muscles as if you were trying to stop yourself from peeing. Hold it for 3 seconds, then relax for 3 seconds. Try to do 10 in a row if you can. Work your way up to doing 10 in a row, three times a day. You can do them anywhere or anytime, at work, in the car, watching TV, brushing your teeth, eating dinner, whenever! (Just don't do Kegels while you actually pee, you could give yourself a UTI. And like all exercise, don't overdo it, you can strain those muscles too.) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 01/17/22 9:22:04 PM #48:	Hehehe, strained butthole. <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:961836240] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Hehehe, strained butthole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa 01/17/22 9:28:27 PM #49:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/2/AAdPqnAAC0Xo.jpg The doctor at the exam <cite>OhhhJa posted [p:961836429] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/9/2/AAdPqnAAC0Xo.jpg The doctor at the exam </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 01/17/22 9:56:31 PM #50:	There is no way that doesnt get modded <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:961837248] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>There is no way that doesnt get modded </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 01/17/22 10:45:57 PM #51:	Lmfao omg nooo <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:961838563] in I have to ... [t:79857215]...</cite> <quote>Lmfao omg nooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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