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OhhhJa 12/31/21 2:07:16 PM #51: |
Holy shit that's a wild story lmao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 12/31/21 2:11:00 PM #52: |
helIy posted... yeah no i can't post thisThat was hilarious ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 12/31/21 2:21:37 PM #53: |
That is indeed pretty wild. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheSlinja 12/31/21 2:28:23 PM #54: |
its a pretty good story --- DIRT ON ME I'M FINNA BLOSSOM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MurderousNomad 12/31/21 2:47:20 PM #55: |
Someone send the shit to me now! --- A b**** is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on nature. Nature is a dog. Trees have bark. And nature is beautiful, so thanks. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/31/21 2:51:50 PM #56: |
Bulbasaur posted... you're blind --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "you just schlorp it down and use it one handed" - captpackrat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 12/31/21 2:52:30 PM #57: |
I actually never got pm'd the story. I just wanted to pretend I did. But then helly posted it and it's pretty cool I guess. I've gotten maybe like 8-10 professional massages and I've always secretly wished they would just wail away on my johnson. Well, the attractive ones at least ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/31/21 2:57:41 PM #58: |
I'd take a handy from an unattractive one tbh Any port in a storm --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "you just schlorp it down and use it one handed" - captpackrat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 12/31/21 3:12:40 PM #59: |
Far-Queue posted... I'd take a handy from an unattractive one tbhWell yeah, I probably wouldn't turn it down ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/31/21 3:18:38 PM #60: |
I'd never have the gumption to ask, though. It would have to be entirely initiated by the masseuse. I'm way too much of a coward to ask for something like that omg imagine sacking up to ask and it turns out the person massaging you like went to school for physical therapy and massage therapy and all that shit and they're like a legit masseuse and they just throw you the fuck out on your ear for asking I'd be mortified But if they asked or just started pulling taffy? Hell yeah game the fuck on --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "you just schlorp it down and use it one handed" - captpackrat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zareth 12/31/21 3:19:57 PM #61: |
What if they're a cop and it's a sting operation --- In my opinion, all slavery is wrong, even the really fancy kind - Mead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/31/21 3:21:39 PM #62: |
Once I chub up every operation is a sting operation if you catch my fucking drift --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "you just schlorp it down and use it one handed" - captpackrat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 12/31/21 3:23:40 PM #63: |
Far-Queue posted... I'd never have the gumption to ask, though. It would have to be entirely initiated by the masseuse. I'm way too much of a coward to ask for something like thatLol yeah, I would definitely have to know beforehand it was that kinda place. Even then I don't know if I would have the courage to ask. A buddy of mine actually told me he went to one and said he couldn't get hard. I'm like, I wouldn't tell anyone that story lmao I also know a lady who worked at one of the really corporate ones, though, and she actually had some guy try to get one lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 12/31/21 3:25:51 PM #64: |
There was a sign on the wall that said any obscene or sexual remarks will end the massage immediately with no refunds and I didnt notice it till after. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/31/21 3:27:02 PM #65: |
Obscenity is in the eye of the boneholder --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "you just schlorp it down and use it one handed" - captpackrat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 12/31/21 3:35:24 PM #66: |
MICHALECOLE posted... There was a sign on the wall that said any obscene or sexual remarks will end the massage immediately with no refundsYeah I think those kind of places usually use code words. Something like... would you like the deluxe PACKAGE with a wink ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 12/31/21 3:43:33 PM #67: |
MICHALECOLE posted... There was a sign on the wall that said any obscene or sexual remarks will end the massage immediately with no refunds You mean Helly didn't notice it. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 12/31/21 3:47:23 PM #68: |
I was in the room where it happened ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 12/31/21 3:53:26 PM #69: |
The room where it happened? --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 12/31/21 3:56:13 PM #70: |
adjl posted... The room where it happened?Yeah he was the masseuse ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 12/31/21 3:57:43 PM #71: |
Helly helly Alexander hellyton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 12/31/21 4:08:33 PM #72: |
OhhhJa posted... Yeah he was the masseuselmao --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "you just schlorp it down and use it one handed" - captpackrat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mensis 12/31/21 4:11:36 PM #73: |
Can I get a pm? --- Stupid Pervert Guy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UltraIchi 12/31/21 4:14:22 PM #74: |
ancient Chinese secret handjob is definitely something I'll have to remember also I'm surprised no asked... was she hot??? --- I am evil https://i.imgur.com/kNEhaIe.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 12/31/21 4:25:23 PM #75: |
UltraIchi posted... ancient Chinese secret handjob is definitely something I'll have to rememberfrom what I hear she wasnt like one of the girls Chris tucker picks from in rush hour 2, but she definitely wasnt ugly ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 12/31/21 4:26:22 PM #76: |
MICHALECOLE posted... from what I hear she wasnt like one of the girls Chris tucker picks from in rush hour 2, but she definitely wasnt uglyI saw that scene recently and I got very different vibe after knowing about his epstein connection ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 12/31/21 4:37:59 PM #77: |
OhhhJa posted... I saw that scene recently and I got very different vibe after knowing about his epstein connectionThat scene is literally what I think dying and going to heaven would be like minus the Epstein connection ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 12/31/21 5:43:27 PM #78: |
OhhhJa posted... A buddy of mine actually told me he went to one and said he couldn't get hard. I'm like, I wouldn't tell anyone that story lmao I dont really see an issue with that. It can be a bit nerve-wrecking. And in the story here, he didnt get hard, either, so --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 12/31/21 5:50:06 PM #79: |
LinkPizza posted... I dont really see an issue with that. It can be a bit nerve-wrecking. And in the story here, he didnt get hard, either, soI assumed that was because of the shrooms though. It's been a while since I've done shrooms but I could see that causing issues downstairs. I don't think I ever tried stroking it or banging on shrooms and it's been like probably 7 or 8 years since I tried them I know that coke can make it tough to get it up. I remember one time being really coked out at the end of the night and relentlessly trying to rub one out and just absolutely couldn't. It was frustrating. That was the last time I ever did any lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SunWuKung420 12/31/21 7:03:34 PM #80: |
I might have some of the same chocolate tonight. --- "I don't question our existence, I just question our modern needs" Pearl Jam - Garden My theme song - https://youtu.be/-PXIbVNfj3s ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UltraIchi 12/31/21 7:06:20 PM #81: |
OhhhJa posted... I saw that scene recently and I got very different vibe after knowing about his epstein connectionNothing is sacred Soon enough we'll be learning about the skeletons in Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers closets --- I am evil https://i.imgur.com/kNEhaIe.mp4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 12/31/21 8:30:11 PM #82: |
SunWuKung420 posted... I might have some of the same chocolate tonight.Take it light man. Im a funky and HALF that bar absolutely destroyed me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 01/01/22 12:04:11 AM #84: |
VioletMassacre posted... I feel like I'm missing something. Is it the story youre missing? --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 01/01/22 12:13:07 AM #86: |
VioletMassacre posted... Yeah, it looks like I'm missing a post or something but the rest of the posts makes it somewhat obvious what it's about, but not why it can't be posted. If you see the whole thing, it makes more sense --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 01/01/22 12:28:53 AM #87: |
Now that it's 2022 and my hypnox ban has been rescinded, I'm ready for a PM with the story. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabinogiFan 01/01/22 12:33:23 AM #88: |
Fuck it, PM me too. I don't even know TC but I'll read it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HelIWithoutSin 01/01/22 12:37:48 AM #89: |
It's still up. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/79833776 --- And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. -Hans Gruber ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 01/01/22 1:19:15 AM #91: |
Let's all pitch in for some more chocolate for Michale so he can have more wacky adventures. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 01/01/22 1:24:17 AM #92: |
Theyre 50$ each or two for 80$ Im honestly not in the right headspace for that right now though. I was going through a major I wanna expand my mind kinda thought process for a couple months, and did several different things. That bar though.. that was the most insane feeling Ive had in.. a long time. moreso than other things that I feel like most people would assume would do way more ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helIy 01/01/22 7:09:13 AM #93: |
if im pitching for eighty dollar chocolate i at least better get to lick it --- and you know what they say about a guy with big shoes insecurities and self esteem issues ... Copied to Clipboard!
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party_animal07 01/01/22 8:18:37 AM #94: |
*reading* $60!? Absolutely not. --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Far-Queue 01/01/22 8:19:40 AM #95: |
You can't put a price on love --- https://i.imgur.com/ZwO4qO2.gifv "you just schlorp it down and use it one handed" - captpackrat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabinogiFan 01/01/22 9:25:42 AM #96: |
Okay that story didn't disappoint. But where do you work TC if I may ask? Could they fire you for tripping on the job? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Soup_or_Science 01/01/22 9:47:05 AM #97: |
I'ma laugh when y'all finance his next trip and he decides to just spend it on another tugjob Hot story though --- "the great nation of Japan" -Nanaue ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bulbasaur 01/01/22 10:30:54 AM #98: |
Soup_or_Science posted... I'ma laugh when y'all finance his next trip and he decides to just spend it on another tugjobi would be fine with it --- i wanna go eighty-five, drive off a bridge and die. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 01/01/22 3:40:28 PM #99: |
MabinogiFan posted... Okay that story didn't disappoint. But where do you work TC if I may ask? Could they fire you for tripping on the job?I serve and bartend at a steakhouse. The first person I told was my manager. if it had impeded my duties I probably would have gotten sent home, I dont think Id have been fired though. You have to literally punch somebody in the face to get fired party_animal07 posted... *reading*Well, like I said, I didnt realize at the time what was really happening, but I wasnt about to argue. Far-Queue posted... You can't put a price on loveTry me ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 01/01/22 4:05:46 PM #100: |
That story was a good read. The $60 tip is indeed excessive but it sounded like a good time so sure. Makes me want to visit something like that myself. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj ... Copied to Clipboard!
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