Poll of the Day > What's a perfect place to have public sex at?

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HornedLion
07/28/21 2:26:52 PM
#1:


A place with a high risk of being seen but not TOO high...

No cameras cause come on...

And not near or at a park, church or school.


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hockey7318
07/28/21 2:29:34 PM
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The ocean/a lake? Not my favorite in the water, but you can't necessarily see exactly what's happening under the water so you're less likely to be arrested.
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MeteoricBurst
07/28/21 2:36:47 PM
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The beach if you near any. Most places have cameras now, nevermind the ubiquitous smartphones, thats why I haven't done public action for years. Except for one particular beach that's usually deserted. Only windsurfers and people looking to hookup go there because the sea is very rough at that spot. There's some big houses nearby because it's a posh area but rich people don't usually be home.

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pvegeta
07/28/21 2:37:05 PM
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hit up a golf course

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Garlands_Soul
07/28/21 2:38:08 PM
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Cemetery

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Far-Queue
07/28/21 2:40:06 PM
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On top of a police car

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Ogurisama
07/28/21 2:41:40 PM
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HornedLion
07/28/21 2:45:13 PM
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Garlands_Soul posted...
Cemetery

We may have a winner. But needs to be a bit more public.

Far-Queue posted...
On top of a police car

Im sure they have cameras on them somewhere.

Honorable Mention:

pvegeta posted...
hit up a golf course


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wolfy42
07/28/21 3:03:43 PM
#9:


Wildlife preserve. Got cought having sex in one when I was young (by a helicopter lol!!).


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Far-Queue
07/28/21 3:17:11 PM
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HornedLion posted...
But needs to be a bit more public.
In the middle of an ongoing funeral

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ReturnOfFa
07/28/21 3:20:50 PM
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Off the trail a bit when hiking.

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Mead
07/28/21 3:21:37 PM
#12:


on a bed in a hotel room in some exotic country

spain or better

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PK_Spam
07/28/21 3:21:43 PM
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The mens bathroom in a certain floor of a certain building of my old university was CRAZY cruisey. Honestly caught my off guard the first time I went there before I figured out what was going on.

and the mens locker room in one of the gyms >_>

Another spot were those multi-floor parking decks. That one might be more accessible if you already have someone. Just find a secluded spot to park and go at it. Just keep a look out for security if that specific deck has it

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Criminalt
07/28/21 3:51:25 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
In the middle of an ongoing funeral
I sense there's a good deal of personal experience behind this suggestion.

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Dmess85
07/28/21 3:51:38 PM
#15:


your shoe!

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aHappySacka
07/28/21 4:35:39 PM
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At a cafeteria,

a hospital cafeteria

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DragonClaw01
07/28/21 4:57:09 PM
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I know the beach is the trendy choice, but I am more of a traditionalist, so I got to say the forest. Do her from the rear with her hands against the oak tree.

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Far-Queue
07/28/21 5:05:30 PM
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Criminalt posted...
I sense there's a good deal of personal experience behind this suggestion.
Let's just say the deceased wasn't the only stiff in the crowd that day

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JixHedgehog
07/28/21 5:19:00 PM
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In a long car wash

Also an orchard

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Zareth
07/28/21 5:26:47 PM
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Paging @CarefreeDude

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MA-121Hunter
07/28/21 5:30:42 PM
#21:


I had sex in the waffle house bathroom and behind the venue where I played at. Fun times.
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HornedLion
07/28/21 6:11:00 PM
#22:


MA-121Hunter posted...
I had sex in the waffle house bathroom and behind the venue where I played at. Fun times.

OMG! I got it!!!!

At a sex party!!!!

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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 6:16:02 PM
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DragonClaw01 posted...
I know the beach is the trendy choice, but I am more of a traditionalist, so I got to say the forest. Do her from the rear with her hands against the oak tree.

Lost my virginity in the woods on a tarp lol. Sounds trashy I know but I was 16 and didn't have many options

And people did come looking for us causing the whole speed getting dressed thing

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HornedLion
07/28/21 6:29:09 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...


Lost my virginity in the woods on a tarp lol.

Same but replace tarp with a large rock.

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SilentSeph
07/28/21 6:33:20 PM
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Empty public pools when they're drained during colder seasons

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mooreandrew58
07/28/21 6:38:44 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Same but replace tarp with a large rock.

We had large rocks but none in the woods. Had a boulder in my front yard roughly the size of a smaller bed. Neighborhood was next to a rock quarry

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Antbregante
07/28/21 6:52:42 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
In the middle of an ongoing funeral
On top of the casket.

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Mead
07/28/21 6:56:18 PM
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Antbregante posted...
On top of the casket.

omg the body is in that

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Far-Queue
07/28/21 6:58:24 PM
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Mead posted...
omg the body is in that
And I'm in the body


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Far-Queue
07/28/21 6:59:24 PM
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oh gosh no I meant the body on top of the casket I'm in the very much living body on top of the casket

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Mead
07/28/21 6:59:51 PM
#31:


Oh nooooooo

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Metalsonic66
07/28/21 7:06:14 PM
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The elevator

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Ogurisama
07/28/21 7:16:51 PM
#33:


Be truthful, i want to try having sex on a cruise ship public balcony, but one that isn't really visited cause its a bit hidden.

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SunWuKung420
07/28/21 7:37:13 PM
#34:


A balcony

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Notschmendrake
07/28/21 7:58:10 PM
#35:


express elevator if you dont mind breaking it up or if youre fast enough
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ParanoidObsessive
07/28/21 8:25:56 PM
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HornedLion posted...
What's a perfect place to have public sex at?

In public.
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wwinterj25
07/28/21 8:26:22 PM
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A zoo.

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Metalsonic66
07/28/21 8:26:44 PM
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In the middle of a concert

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
07/29/21 2:36:09 AM
#39:


Feels like yesterday you could have sex in public parks.

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Krazy_Kirby
07/29/21 3:35:59 AM
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technically against tos.
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mooreandrew58
07/29/21 3:39:07 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
technically against tos.

Yes come to think of it. Mine wasnt really public sex as the woods where privately owned so it was more tresspassing but the owner said he didn't really mind the teens coming into the woods provided they didnt trash it up with litter.

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hockey7318
07/29/21 6:07:28 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Yes come to think of it. Mine wasnt really public sex as the woods where privately owned so it was more tresspassing but the owner said he didn't really mind the teens coming into the woods provided they didnt trash it up with litter.
Sounds like the dude was a creep and had some trail cams out there...
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mooreandrew58
07/29/21 6:17:55 AM
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hockey7318 posted...
Sounds like the dude was a creep and had some trail cams out there...
Or he just figured we wasnt doing anythijg he didn't do as a teen. Actually had a cop let me off because if that reasoning.

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Lokarin
07/29/21 6:27:23 AM
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What's the best place for pubic sex?

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sodium-chloride
07/29/21 8:21:31 AM
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Surprised no one has said a dressing room at a store or mall. I wish my wife would indulge me on that.
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hockey7318
07/29/21 8:28:44 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Or he just figured we wasnt doing anythijg he didn't do as a teen. Actually had a cop let me off because if that reasoning.
I mean, maybe he's not a creep, but I'd bet he's got trail cams out that were originally for watching animals.
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MeteoricBurst
07/29/21 8:40:37 AM
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DragonClaw01 posted...
I know the beach is the trendy choice, but I am more of a traditionalist, so I got to say the forest. Do her from the rear with her hands against the oak tree.

I wouldn't say trendy just the most sensible. Even the cemetery, which I did think of too, is not so clear cut. Lots of churches and cemeteries now have security cameras in place because of robberies and vandalism. I'd love to do it in a forest. Have fantasised many times about that specific scenario, but most of the forested areas here were cut down decades ago. Its always something I'd want to try if I went overseas somewhere with forests.

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mooreandrew58
07/29/21 12:14:18 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
I mean, maybe he's not a creep, but I'd bet he's got trail cams out that were originally for watching animals.

Doubt it. Wasn't the kinda area where people used tech like that we where a pretty poor backwoods area. Plus someone woulda found one eventually. The teens practically stayed in those woods cause we didn't have much else to do for fun. We partied back there. Had sex back there wenr back there just to smoke some weed and some just liked exploring it

If you ever see me say I grew up in the woods I damn near mean it. Id really only sleep at home. Otherwise I was in the woods

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LinkPizza
07/30/21 12:32:26 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Or he just figured we wasnt doing anythijg he didn't do as a teen. Actually had a cop let me off because if that reasoning.

I think this happened to me and a friend once. I once skipped school with a friend about 2 years younger than me. We ended up eating at McDonalds inside. And there were two cops who came in later. One cop had their back to us, but the other saw us. But he just laughed a little, but never did anything. But probably knew we were skipping. My friends and I also ran into my best friend's brother's friend who also use to be a co-worker of mine. He always knew when we were skipping... Haha...

sodium-chloride posted...
Surprised no one has said a dressing room at a store or mall. I wish my wife would indulge me on that.

Pretty small. Probably kind of cramped...
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mooreandrew58
07/30/21 12:41:08 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
I think this happened to me and a friend once. I once skipped school with a friend about 2 years younger than me. We ended up eating at McDonalds inside. And there were two cops who came in later. One cop had their back to us, but the other saw us. But he just laughed a little, but never did anything. But probably knew we were skipping. My friends and I also ran into my best friend's brother's friend who also use to be a co-worker of mine. He always knew when we were skipping... Haha...

Pretty small. Probably kind of cramped...

For me cops caught us drinkimg under age. Just made us poor the rest out and literally said we wherent doing anything he didn't do when he was that age but people had filed noise complaints

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