Poll of the Day > Some marine recruiter texted me at midnight last night

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Jen0125 06/15/21 12:54:36 PM #1:	Idk how they got my number or ascertained that a 32 yo woman is a good recruit opportunity --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:955041636] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Idk how they got my number or ascertained that a 32 yo woman is a good recruit opportunity </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/15/21 12:55:35 PM #2:	creepy --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby <cite>Mead posted [p:955041742] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>creepy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterChiefer 06/15/21 12:57:35 PM #3:	If this was a mistake, reply with resubscribe. Lol. They have bots recruiting people bow. <cite>MasterChiefer posted [p:955041956] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>If this was a mistake, reply with resubscribe. Lol. They have bots recruiting people bow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 12:58:33 PM #4:	Lmao Jen the Marine "Ahhhh I broke a nail! Where's my buurito?" --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955042059] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Lmao Jen the Marine "Ahhhh I broke a nail! Where's my buurito?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 06/15/21 1:01:38 PM #5:	MasterChiefer posted... If this was a mistake, reply with resubscribe. Lol. They have bots recruiting people bow. I was to resubscribe just to call them a fucking loser again St_Kevin posted... Lmao Jen the Marine "Ahhhh I broke a nail! Where's my buurito?" Broken nail? I break my nails all the time lmao. Is that all you think you know about women? --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:955042350] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>MasterChiefer posted... </cite> <quote>If this was a mistake, reply with resubscribe. Lol. They have bots recruiting people bow.</quote> I was to resubscribe just to call them a fucking loser again St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Lmao Jen the Marine "Ahhhh I broke a nail! Where's my buurito?"</quote> Broken nail? I break my nails all the time lmao. Is that all you think you know about women? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 06/15/21 1:01:59 PM #6:	Jen0125 posted... Idk how they got my number or ascertained that a 32 yo woman is a good recruit opportunity Presumably, they got it from the same place that telemarketers do, and they didn't know or care how old you were. That's pretty clearly a bot. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:955042391] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Idk how they got my number or ascertained that a 32 yo woman is a good recruit opportunity</quote> Presumably, they got it from the same place that telemarketers do, and they didn't know or care how old you were. That's pretty clearly a bot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 1:02:09 PM #7:	tbh Jen would make a better soldier than half the soft-ass dudes on this board --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955042406] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>tbh Jen would make a better soldier than half the soft-ass dudes on this board </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 06/15/21 1:02:41 PM #8:	Far-Queue posted... tbh Jen would make a better soldier than half the soft-ass dudes on this board I agree --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:955042468] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>tbh Jen would make a better soldier than half the soft-ass dudes on this board</quote> I agree </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 1:03:01 PM #9:	Far-Queue posted... tbh Jen would make a better soldier than half the soft-ass dudes on this board Have you seen her lawn? Lmao --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955042501] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>tbh Jen would make a better soldier than half the soft-ass dudes on this board</quote> Have you seen her lawn? Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 06/15/21 1:03:36 PM #10:	My lawn has a fresh cut --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:955042558] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>My lawn has a fresh cut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 1:05:07 PM #11:	St_Kevin posted... Have you seen her lawn? No but I've been to ur mom's yard a few times lmao --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955042716] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Have you seen her lawn? </quote>No but I've been to ur mom's yard a few times lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 1:05:32 PM #12:	My yard has a strawberry patch --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955042752] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>My yard has a strawberry patch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterChiefer 06/15/21 1:07:06 PM #13:	Far-Queue posted... No but I've been to ur mom's yard a few times lmao Her bush is way overgrown lmao <cite>MasterChiefer posted [p:955042921] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>No but I've been to ur mom's yard a few times lmao</quote> Her bush is way overgrown lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 1:07:38 PM #14:	MasterChiefer posted... Her bush is way overgrown lmao Oh snap! --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955042971] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>MasterChiefer posted... </cite> <quote> Her bush is way overgrown lmao </quote>Oh snap! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 06/15/21 1:14:39 PM #15:	Jen0125 posted... Idk how they got my number or ascertained that a 32 yo woman is a good recruit opportunity lmfao at your responses --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:955043590] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Idk how they got my number or ascertained that a 32 yo woman is a good recruit opportunity </quote>lmfao at your responses </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadowsword87 06/15/21 1:15:49 PM #16:	Pro tip, ask them what their favorite warcrime is. They have to completely shut down. <cite>shadowsword87 posted [p:955043698] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Pro tip, ask them what their favorite warcrime is. They have to completely shut down. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 06/15/21 1:18:54 PM #17:	St_Kevin posted... Lmao Jen the Marine "Ahhhh I broke a nail! Where's my buurito?" you really did reach back several decades for this boomer joke serious nick at nite vibes --- my resting temp can easily be in the 90's -Krazy_Kirby <cite>Mead posted [p:955043969] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Lmao Jen the Marine "Ahhhh I broke a nail! Where's my buurito?"</quote> you really did reach back several decades for this boomer joke serious nick at nite vibes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 1:20:56 PM #18:	I thought I was encapsulating the character known as Jen on the popular GameFAQs board "Poll of the Day". --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955044134] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>I thought I was encapsulating the character known as Jen on the popular GameFAQs board "Poll of the Day". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 06/15/21 1:25:28 PM #19:	Jen shoulda been like "No I'm not interested in your Seamen" --- Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos." Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:955044475] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Jen shoulda been like "No I'm not interested in your Seamen" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 06/15/21 1:41:39 PM #20:	St_Kevin posted... Have you seen her lawn? Lmao What does a lawn have to do with being a Marine? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:955045776] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted...</cite> <quote> Have you seen her lawn? Lmao </quote> What does a lawn have to do with being a Marine?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 06/15/21 1:43:04 PM #21:	St_Kevin posted... I thought I was encapsulating the character known as Jen on the popular GameFAQs board "Poll of the Day". Have I ever been a "omg I broke my nail " type of person? I can't think of a single time in my life lmao --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:955045862] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>I thought I was encapsulating the character known as Jen on the popular GameFAQs board "Poll of the Day".</quote> Have I ever been a "omg I broke my nail " type of person? I can't think of a single time in my life lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 1:48:52 PM #22:	Revelation34 posted... What does a lawn have to do with being a Marine? Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks Jen0125 posted... Have I ever been a "omg I broke my nail " type of person? I can't think of a single time in my life lmao I had a female boss say that to me a few years ago. She eventually stormed out of the building screaming "NOBODY EVER SUPPORTS ME". LMAO --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955046326] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Revelation34 posted... </cite> <quote>What does a lawn have to do with being a Marine?</quote> Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks Jen0125 posted... </cite> <quote>Have I ever been a "omg I broke my nail " type of person? I can't think of a single time in my life lmao</quote> I had a female boss say that to me a few years ago. She eventually stormed out of the building screaming "NOBODY EVER SUPPORTS ME". LMAO </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 06/15/21 1:50:27 PM #23:	Id rather kill myself than join the military I legit lold --- Bah weep grannah weep ni ni bon <cite>rexcrk posted [p:955046441] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Id rather kill myself than join the military I legit lold </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 06/15/21 1:53:24 PM #24:	St_Kevin posted... Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks I had a female boss say that to me a few years ago. She eventually stormed out of the building screaming "NOBODY EVER SUPPORTS ME". LMAO Not all Marines. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:955046654] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted...</cite> <quote> Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks I had a female boss say that to me a few years ago. She eventually stormed out of the building screaming "NOBODY EVER SUPPORTS ME". LMAO </quote> Not all Marines.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 1:54:27 PM #25:	St_Kevin posted... Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks lmao you clearly don't know any Marines --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955046710] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks</quote>lmao you clearly don't know any Marines </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 1:57:12 PM #26:	Do you? --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955046896] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Do you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 1:58:07 PM #27:	St_Kevin posted... Do you? Yes, several. --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955046961] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Do you?</quote>Yes, several. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 1:58:45 PM #28:	--- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955047011] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 06/15/21 2:03:32 PM #29:	St_Kevin posted... Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks Its almost impressive to be that confidently wrong <cite>Cacciato posted [p:955047335] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks</quote>Its almost impressive to be that confidently wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 06/15/21 2:04:50 PM #30:	St_Kevin posted... Marines are tidy neat workoholic lmao --- hoes mad <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:955047416] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Marines are tidy neat workoholic</quote>lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 06/15/21 2:05:51 PM #31:	St_Kevin posted... Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks Lmao which ones? Aren't you Canadian? Do you know a lot of American marines? --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:955047482] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote> Marines are tidy neat workoholic freaks</quote> Lmao which ones? Aren't you Canadian? Do you know a lot of American marines? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St_Kevin 06/15/21 2:17:11 PM #32:	Maybe I am comparing American Marines to Canadian Reservists... --- [:D] That Canadian Emperor Guy King of ** posts and memes [:)]** <cite>St_Kevin posted [p:955048166] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Maybe I am comparing American Marines to Canadian Reservists... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 06/15/21 2:49:00 PM #33:	St_Kevin posted... Maybe I am comparing American Marines to Canadian Reservists... Probably. That seems like the type of stupid shit youd do. <cite>Cacciato posted [p:955049996] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>St_Kevin posted... </cite> <quote>Maybe I am comparing American Marines to Canadian Reservists...</quote>Probably. That seems like the type of stupid shit youd do. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IronBornCorps 06/15/21 2:54:13 PM #34:	Jen doesn't eat enough crayons to be a marine. <cite>IronBornCorps posted [p:955050280] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Jen doesn't eat enough crayons to be a marine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 06/15/21 4:35:53 PM #35:	Jen's predispositions aside, I really have to wonder how many new recruits they actually get with cold calls (well, texts) at midnight. Are there actually people for whom an unsolicited text in the middle of the night sways their decision to join the marines? --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:955055518] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Jen's predispositions aside, I really have to wonder how many new recruits they actually get with cold calls (well, texts) at midnight. Are there actually people for whom an unsolicited text in the middle of the night sways their decision to join the marines? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 4:39:24 PM #36:	That's how the Army got me. I was between jobs and a recruiter got my attention at Walmart lol I figured what the hell might as well --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955055673] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>That's how the Army got me. I was between jobs and a recruiter got my attention at Walmart lol I figured what the hell might as well </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonClaw01 06/15/21 5:41:50 PM #37:	I still don't understand why the marines have a base is Arizona. Aren't they supposed to be a navel unit in theory? What they going to do, defend lake Havasu from attack, patrol the white water rapids of the Colorado river from invasion. Honestly, at this point you may as well roll these guys into the army, but then they would have to be poor and wear that shitty digital camo that makes it even easier to be seen, so I can understand why they like being under the naval branch --- <('.'<) <(^.^)> (>'.')> Splendiferous <cite>DragonClaw01 posted [p:955058588] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>I still don't understand why the marines have a base is Arizona. Aren't they supposed to be a navel unit in theory? What they going to do, defend lake Havasu from attack, patrol the white water rapids of the Colorado river from invasion. Honestly, at this point you may as well roll these guys into the army, but then they would have to be poor and wear that shitty digital camo that makes it even easier to be seen, so I can understand why they like being under the naval branch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 6:10:15 PM #38:	DragonClaw01 posted... Aren't they supposed to be a navel unit in theory? Yeah, I know more than a few Marines who eat belly button lint on the reg --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955059927] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>DragonClaw01 posted... </cite> <quote>Aren't they supposed to be a navel unit in theory?</quote>Yeah, I know more than a few Marines who eat belly button lint on the reg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 06/15/21 6:14:38 PM #39:	Marines are almost all jock dudebros, even the doctors lol --- The first person to be fully vaccinated on GameFaQs. Boobs are life, ass is hometown Kenichiro Takaki. <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:955060151] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Marines are almost all jock dudebros, even the doctors lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 06/15/21 6:24:15 PM #40:	you won --- Resident Evil: Resistance is best Resident Evil. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:955060548] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>you won </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 06/15/21 6:29:49 PM #41:	DragonClaw01 posted... , but then they would have to be poor What does this even mean? All pay grades across the branches are paid the same and the Marine Corps constantly gets screwed with the budget <cite>Cacciato posted [p:955060815] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>DragonClaw01 posted... </cite> <quote>, but then they would have to be poor</quote>What does this even mean? All pay grades across the branches are paid the same and the Marine Corps constantly gets screwed with the budget </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue 06/15/21 6:34:30 PM #42:	Cacciato posted... What does this even mean? Just another civilian talking out of their ass who knows jack shit about the military --- https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2 "I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow <cite>Far-Queue posted [p:955061025] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Cacciato posted... </cite> <quote>What does this even mean?</quote>Just another civilian talking out of their ass who knows jack shit about the military </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 06/15/21 7:13:46 PM #43:	Far-Queue posted... Just another civilian talking out of their ass who knows jack shit about the military Guess so. Someone should let the guy know the army doesnt even use a digi camo anymore <cite>Cacciato posted [p:955062698] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>Just another civilian talking out of their ass who knows jack shit about the military</quote>Guess so. Someone should let the guy know the army doesnt even use a digi camo anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DragonClaw01 06/15/21 8:14:24 PM #45:	Far-Queue posted... Just another civilian talking out of their ass who knows jack shit about the military The army can't lobby congress to save thier lives, so they have by far the lowest funding per capita despite having to do more than the other branches, so enjoy worse armaments and facilities and in general, have less tools to accomplish thier missions . Officer retention is also considerably worse than the other branches for this and a multitude of reasons, so they suffer from brain drain as well. You would have to be crazy to join the army over other branches --- <('.'<) <(^.^)> (>'.')> Splendiferous <cite>DragonClaw01 posted [p:955065151] in Some marin... [t:79514441]...</cite> <quote>Far-Queue posted... </cite> <quote>Just another civilian talking out of their ass who knows jack shit about the military</quote>The army can't lobby congress to save thier lives, so they have by far the lowest funding per capita despite having to do more than the other branches, so enjoy worse armaments and facilities and in general, have less tools to accomplish thier missions . Officer retention is also considerably worse than the other branches for this and a multitude of reasons, so they suffer from brain drain as well. You would have to be crazy to join the army over other branches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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