Board 8 > My wife is pregnant

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ChainLTTP
05/22/21 1:56:09 PM
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Hit the bullseye literally the first time we "tried." I figured it would have taken longer so I'm feeling pretty terrified at the moment. Not unhappy, just super anxious.

Baby is theoretically due end of next January.
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ChainLTTP
05/22/21 1:56:37 PM
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Board 8 is now the first to know. This kid is doomed.
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HanOfTheNekos
05/22/21 1:58:19 PM
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@ScareChan @scarletspeed7 @WickIebee @WarThaNemesis2

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redrocket
05/22/21 2:01:10 PM
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ChainLTTP posted...
Hit the bullseye literally the first time we "tried."

Nice shot.


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ChainLTTP
05/22/21 2:32:01 PM
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Aecioo
05/22/21 3:36:20 PM
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ChainLTTP
05/22/21 3:38:07 PM
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If we have a character contest by the time it's born, I will name it after the winner.
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ChaosTonyV4
05/22/21 3:46:11 PM
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congrats on the creampie

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Cavedweller2000
05/22/21 4:47:49 PM
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Congrats mate. My daughter is 8 weeks old, took us 5 years of trying!

It's a life changer but so worth it!

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scarletspeed7
05/22/21 4:49:45 PM
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ChainLTTP posted...
Why
Don't worry about it! Celebrate! You're the high tom titty today!

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banananor
05/22/21 8:46:26 PM
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congratulations so far, and good luck in the future

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ExThaNemesis
05/22/21 9:43:53 PM
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if Cardano has a higher market cap than ETH by the time it's born you have to name it ExTha

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ChainLTTP
05/22/21 9:44:27 PM
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ExThaNemesis posted...
if Cardano has a higher market cap than ETH by the time it's born you have to name it ExTha
What if that was already the frontrunner? ;)
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Forceful_Dragon
05/22/21 9:51:39 PM
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I wish my wife and I had your luck. Congrats.

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Corrik7
05/23/21 1:04:47 AM
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Literally your first born child will be the best thing to ever happen in your life. The moment your child first enters the world will be a joy you will never be able to replicate on your own ever. And, the joys as they grow and the firsts continue will only get greater and greater. Congratulations, man.

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foolm0r0n
05/23/21 8:42:06 AM
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Shouldn't you wait a while before announcing these things?

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FBike1
05/23/21 11:59:58 AM
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Congratulations.
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Tom Bombadil
05/23/21 12:12:10 PM
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Nice!

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Eddv
05/23/21 12:22:39 PM
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How sure are you that its yours?

Should we book Maury Povich now or after the kids born?

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ChainLTTP
05/23/21 1:02:07 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
Shouldn't you wait a while before announcing these things?
Im only announcing to my best friends on board 8
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ChainLTTP
05/23/21 1:03:26 PM
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Corrik7 posted...
Literally your first born child will be the best thing to ever happen in your life. The moment your child first enters the world will be a joy you will never be able to replicate on your own ever. And, the joys as they grow and the firsts continue will only get greater and greater. Congratulations, man.
Thanks bud!

I'm super nervous because it's going to completely transform my lifestyle. But then again, most of my friends have already started settling down so I suppose I'm not really missing out on much.
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Corrik7
05/23/21 5:33:46 PM
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ChainLTTP posted...
Thanks bud!

I'm super nervous because it's going to completely transform my lifestyle. But then again, most of my friends have already started settling down so I suppose I'm not really missing out on much.
It's very jarring, and you might have some growing pains adjusting. But, you will get there. Women tend to acclimate a little easier. Don't be upset if you don't right away.

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SeabassDebeste
05/23/21 5:34:17 PM
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congrats + good luck!
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foolm0r0n
05/25/21 12:12:56 AM
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This is now the sequel to Corrik's topic.

Honestly that chick sounded pretty normal. Using specific terms is typical of internet-focused people. And anxiety is super normal, maybe even more common than not nowadays. Doesn't seem like you really ever had a chance though.

But also I don't get why you need to get another girlfriend a week after starting your divorce. Don't become a hermit but just chill with singledom for a bit.

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BlAcK TuRtLe
05/25/21 12:54:06 AM
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Congratulations, we just had our second 3 months ago. Going from 1 kid to 2 is quite the experience, though it will be better when our youngest is old enough to start walking/talking

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ChainLTTP
05/25/21 6:12:50 AM
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BlAcK TuRtLe posted...
Congratulations, we just had our second 3 months ago. Going from 1 kid to 2 is quite the experience, though it will be better when our youngest is old enough to start walking/talking

Thanks man! Any advice on the first? I've literally never taken care of anything before and have always been pretty focused on individual happiness/success, so this is going to be a new world for me.

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Vlado
05/25/21 9:39:09 AM
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Congratulations! Prepare for large doses of happiness and of course some troubles here and there, but they're truly insignificant in the big picture.

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Corrik7
05/25/21 9:43:50 AM
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foolm0r0n posted...
This is now the sequel to Corrik's topic.

Honestly that chick sounded pretty normal. Using specific terms is typical of internet-focused people. And anxiety is super normal, maybe even more common than not nowadays. Doesn't seem like you really ever had a chance though.

But also I don't get why you need to get another girlfriend a week after starting your divorce. Don't become a hermit but just chill with singledom for a bit.
Do you have a Buddha Box too?

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BlAcK TuRtLe
05/26/21 1:48:26 AM
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ChainLTTP posted...
Thanks man! Any advice on the first? I've literally never taken care of anything before and have always been pretty focused on individual happiness/success, so this is going to be a new world for me.
Best piece of advice I got from my grandmother:

  • When bathing the baby, make the water warmer than you think it should be, and use a warm wet towel to cover the baby while you bathe it. Changed bath time from stressful cry-fest to pleasant experience


Another one I give to friends is to not stress the details too much, and go with the flow. Think of all the incredibly stupid people in the world, now and in the past, that were able to successfully reproduce and have their kids grow up. Parenting can be stressful, but it isn't as hard as most people make it out to be. Have faith in your natural instincts.

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IfGodCouldDie
05/26/21 2:19:57 AM
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Ya done fucked up son. As a father with two kids they are the most satisfying and stressful things at the same damn time.

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Ryokles
05/27/21 6:05:16 PM
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Hey congrats. Happened the same way for us too. Wanted a summer baby but apparently February was my destiny. Good luck, kids are exhausting as hell. Super rewarding but holy crap the energy on this kid is unreal

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ChainLTTP
05/27/21 7:53:09 PM
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Ryokles posted...
Hey congrats. Happened the same way for us too. Wanted a summer baby but apparently February was my destiny. Good luck, kids are exhausting as hell. Super rewarding but holy crap the energy on this kid is unreal
Thanks babe. Any advice on how to make my wife happy for the next 8 months?
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neonreaper
05/27/21 9:11:53 PM
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milkshakes

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Ryokles
05/27/21 9:12:00 PM
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Invest in a really nice body pillow for second trimester and beyond. Game changer

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neonreaper
06/07/21 11:26:20 AM
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Hey are you going to do one of those gender reveal parties?

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ChainLTTP
06/07/21 11:53:00 AM
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Yes but I need to find out how to make it as destructive as possible
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MartinFF7
06/07/21 12:18:59 PM
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Science fair baking soda/vinegar volcano-style, scaled up by orders of magnitude with appropriate dye colour mixed in.

I want to hear how there were no survivors

....ok, 2 survivors, you and the missus lol
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Sunroof
06/07/21 12:32:59 PM
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Congratulations, friend! That is very exciting for you and your family!
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