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IShall_Run_Amok
02/08/21 9:13:10 PM
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Holy Moses, this guy doesn't have the right to criticize anything regarding fiction.

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Smackems
02/08/21 9:26:07 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Holy Moses, this guy doesn't have the right to criticize anything regarding fiction.
Suddenly

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realtalkguy
02/08/21 9:28:03 PM
#53:


Im a minority. Maybe I should be a right wing grifter. Nah I have principles
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DrizztLink
02/08/21 9:28:38 PM
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Smackems posted...
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Antifar
02/08/21 9:30:52 PM
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Antifar posted...
There's a lot of money in giving young right wingers a platform
I just wanna add to this to give concrete examples of what I mean:
Some of his earliest columns are on Townhall.com, conservative outlet owned by Salem Media Group, which isn't subtle about its leanings
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_Media_Group
He would later become a host on KRLA, a station owned by... Salem Media Group
In 2012 Shapiro became an editor at Breitbart News. Breitbart being a fringe site, it probably wasn't making all that much money, but the year prior it had received $11 million from Robert Mercer.

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Shablagoo
02/08/21 9:32:25 PM
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Heres a pretty good podcast where they make fun of Ben Shapiros racist book:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/66h9dYdd8nmC7AZeXWart4

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realtalkguy
02/08/21 9:33:17 PM
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cymbaline
02/08/21 10:25:45 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
I feel like you could take this manuscript, completely unaltered, and with the right director, have a smash hit comedy.
It reads like something out of Black Dynamite but it's 100% serious

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DrizztLink
02/08/21 10:26:18 PM
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cymbaline posted...
It reads like something out of Black Dynamite but it's 100% serious
Euphoria SHUT THE FUCK UP

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GiftedACIII
02/09/21 8:01:20 AM
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I've read fanfiction better than this.
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Tom Clark
02/09/21 8:07:40 AM
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Holy shit, those extracts...

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Ruvan22
02/09/21 9:04:15 AM
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IronWolf87 posted...
I'm gonna start writing alt-right/conservative fiction.

It was 500:am sharp, long before the communists and feminist would wake up from their vegan whole foods beds. Brick "Eagle" McCrusher just finished his last rep of a 900lb bench press - weight that would crush any many who puts avocado on their toast. Brick, never satisfied with his gains vowed to hit the gym again tomorrow, but today there was work to be done. Brick left his gym which was in fact used to be the home of a pack of socialist wolves that Brick killed in hand to hand combat and walked over to his gun safe mascunlinely. He opened the safe and pulled out his big iron - a weapon passed down to him by his great grandfather - an Arizona ranger until they had been canceled by the "tolerant" left. Looking down the iron sights Brick said a quick prayer of gratitude to his grandfather and Jesus, and vowed that BLM-MS13-ANTIFA would not be causing any trouble today...
This is beautiful on so many levels..
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Doe
02/09/21 9:27:07 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
I've read fanfiction better than this.
I've read good fanfiction so it's actually a high bar to clear lol

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/09/21 9:30:11 AM
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good lord, those excerpts were painfully cringey to read.

think id rather read some brony fanfiction instead tbh...
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jpenny2
02/09/21 9:43:31 AM
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GiftedACIII posted...
I've read fanfiction better than this.
Suddenly, I had the sudden thought that this post was correct.

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Shablagoo
02/09/21 11:10:02 AM
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This is from page 2 of CHAPTER 1 of Bens book, btw. I honestly dont get how someone even agreed to publish this.



  • made the mistake...of trying to befriend a couple of black kids
  • nobody knows a kids name at school, apparently he doesnt have one on the back of his football jersey and schools didnt have school rosters where Bens main character grew up
  • looks like hes headed for a lifetime of prison workouts because.......?


Also hilarious to note that this main character, Brett, is a stand-in for Ben Shapiro...a tiny string bean who gets bullied but when we see him as an adult hes a 65 muscle-bound military general. I bet Bens still waiting on that growth spurt.

(Fun fact: not that people should be ashamed of being short but Ben definitely is because hes lied repeatedly about being 58 and its been proven hes actually several inches shorter than that.)


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iPhone_7
02/09/21 11:12:39 AM
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So did the 8 year old have a gun?

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Rikiaz
02/09/21 11:25:01 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
So did the 8 year old have a gun?
A toy gun. Oh and the guy never gets charged and the book acts like hes a hero for shooting the 8 year old.

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KiwiTerraRizing
02/09/21 11:37:28 AM
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Rikiaz posted...
A toy gun. Oh and the guy never gets charged and the book acts like hes a hero for shooting the 8 year old.

It was a plot by an evil black activist to take over the city, an activist who controls the weak liberal President btw

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ScazarMeltex
02/09/21 11:43:02 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
This is from page 2 of CHAPTER 1 of Bens book, btw. I honestly dont get how someone even agreed to publish this.



* made the mistake...of trying to befriend a couple of black kids
* nobody knows a kids name at school, apparently he doesnt have one on the back of his football jersey and schools didnt have school rosters where Bens main character grew up
* looks like hes headed for a lifetime of prison workouts because.......?

Also hilarious to note that this main character, Brett, is a stand-in for Ben Shapiro...a tiny string bean who gets bullied but when we see him as an adult hes a 65 muscle-bound military general. I bet Bens still waiting on that growth spurt.

(Fun fact: not that people should be ashamed of being short but Ben definitely is because hes lied repeatedly about being 58 and its been proven hes actually several inches shorter than that.)
Jesus that is so much trash. What fucking school has Irish or Italian cliques?

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AlisLandale
02/09/21 1:48:03 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
This is from page 2 of CHAPTER 1 of Bens book, btw. I honestly dont get how someone even agreed to publish this.

You know, all this time I assumed his flagrant racism was just Walmart-brand vanilla hatred. Like, given how much of a lying twit he was I thought the persecution complex was part of his grift. But it turns out this man actually is deeply insecure and sees himself as some sort of victim.

itd actually be kinda sad if his bullshit didnt do actual damage

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Smackems
02/09/21 1:53:07 PM
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Lmao I kinda want to read it

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E32005
02/09/21 1:57:38 PM
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this is so embarrassing

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AtelierRyza3462
02/09/21 1:59:20 PM
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It's a decent read
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02/09/21 2:05:39 PM
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bobbysjoby
02/09/21 2:10:13 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
Jesus that is so much trash. What fucking school has Irish or Italian cliques?
lmfao that's real?????? This reads like something a lifelong home schooled dude would write he thinks school is like lolol
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E32005
02/09/21 2:12:26 PM
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AtelierRyza3462 posted...
It's a decent read
why embarrass yourself?

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Fluttershy
02/09/21 2:13:51 PM
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lmao 'vocabulary words'

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MrMallard
02/09/21 2:15:19 PM
#81:


I'm holding out for a Jenny Nicholson video where she reads through this piece of shit like she did with Trigger Warning.

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Mission Abort
02/09/21 2:25:13 PM
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I like Ben Shapiro, agree with many of his arguments, but heard that book was awful. I avoided it for that reason, since most reviews were from non-poloitical book critics.

Aside with agreeing with some of his ideas, I like his interviews with people. He has people on, who he has notable past disagreements with, and had a really amicable discussion with. The most notable is his interview with Piers Morgan.

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Orchestrion
02/09/21 2:29:08 PM
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Mission Abort posted...
I like Ben Shapiro, agree with many of his arguments

lmao get the fuck outta here

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Smackems
02/09/21 2:38:12 PM
#84:


I used to like Ben as well but he got a bit too right wing for me

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Bishop9800
02/09/21 3:05:07 PM
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AtelierRyza3462 posted...
It's a decent read

For a KKK member

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au_gold
02/09/21 3:37:00 PM
#86:


Mission Abort posted...
I like his interviews with people.

This ones my favorite.

https://youtu.be/6VixqvOcK8E

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UnfairRepresent
02/09/21 3:40:28 PM
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This is written like erotic fan fiction but with no sex

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IMNOTRAGED
02/09/21 3:51:40 PM
#88:


Shablagoo posted...
Heres a pretty good podcast where they make fun of Ben Shapiros racist book:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/66h9dYdd8nmC7AZeXWart4

And they just released a new one like 20 minutes ago. What a coincidence!

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TendoDRM
02/09/21 4:27:37 PM
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au_gold posted...
This ones my favorite.

https://youtu.be/6VixqvOcK8E
"How dare you use my own words against me in an interview!"

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Darmik
02/09/21 4:33:11 PM
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How many times can this guy possibly embarrass himself. It's a regular occurrence.

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_MorningStar
02/09/21 5:01:03 PM
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cymbaline posted...
I can't fucking breathe....

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ThyCorndog
02/09/21 5:02:39 PM
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au_gold posted...
I read it in his voice

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bobbysjoby
02/09/21 5:17:14 PM
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_MorningStar posted...
I can't fucking breathe....
IM DEAD
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g0ldie
02/09/21 5:18:38 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
I read it in his voice
lmao, if he did a reading, I'd have to listen to it

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Darmik
02/09/21 5:23:37 PM
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Is there a single friendly black person in this book.

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ToadallyAwesome
02/09/21 5:27:04 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
This is from page 2 of CHAPTER 1 of Bens book, btw. I honestly dont get how someone even agreed to publish this.



* made the mistake...of trying to befriend a couple of black kids
* nobody knows a kids name at school, apparently he doesnt have one on the back of his football jersey and schools didnt have school rosters where Bens main character grew up
* looks like hes headed for a lifetime of prison workouts because.......?

Also hilarious to note that this main character, Brett, is a stand-in for Ben Shapiro...a tiny string bean who gets bullied but when we see him as an adult hes a 65 muscle-bound military general. I bet Bens still waiting on that growth spurt.

(Fun fact: not that people should be ashamed of being short but Ben definitely is because hes lied repeatedly about being 58 and its been proven hes actually several inches shorter than that.)

This is some of the most cringe shit I have ever read. Which includes the garbage people post on this board. Like Ben Shapiro should have a group talk with Scion, Hoth and Dawkins.

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UnfairRepresent
02/09/21 5:29:45 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
This is some of the most cringe shit I have ever read.

I'm doubling down on my erotic fanfition with no sex comment.

Yard and Brett are one paragraph away from anal sex.

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