Current Events > A billionaire offers you a million dollars to cross dress for 2 weeks.

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Choco
01/19/21 2:34:26 PM
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superman 2000
01/19/21 2:36:52 PM
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Only an insecure loser would decline such a fantastic offer.

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CheaterMcCheat
01/19/21 2:39:36 PM
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I'd see how many I could fool on Tinder whilst I was at it.
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Tsuyoi3
01/19/21 2:57:33 PM
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We have a strict dress code at work. Need steel toe boots, long pants, preferably jeans, and shirts without distracting things on them, so like polos.

So no, can't

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Insomniac313
01/19/21 2:57:47 PM
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For a million dollars I'd wear lipstick too

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Cocytus
01/19/21 2:58:31 PM
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Who would say no to that...
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superman 2000
01/19/21 2:58:41 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
We have a strict dress code at work. Need steel toe boots, long pants, preferably jeans, and shirts without distracting things on them, so like polos.

So no, can't

"Sorry, can't accept this million dollars because my job that pays substantially less over a way longer period said so."

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Tsuyoi3
01/19/21 3:00:46 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
"Sorry, can't accept this million dollars because my job that pays substantially less over a way longer period said so."
Cool, lose my job and live off a million for the rest of my life...

Ok I might be stupid

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Giant_Aspirin
01/19/21 3:00:57 PM
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absolutely because i'd be able to retire

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Orlando_Jordan
01/19/21 3:01:55 PM
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Are you the billionaire, Duncan?

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fhqwhgads
01/19/21 3:01:57 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Sure.

I'll just not leave my house for two weeks.


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superman 2000
01/19/21 3:02:47 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
Cool, lose my job and live off a million for the rest of my life...

Ok I might be stupid

Lol if you're even remotely financially responsible, I'm sure you can make a million dollars last long enough to find a new job.

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ToadallyAwesome
01/19/21 3:03:06 PM
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Seems easy. Whats the catch?

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Tsuyoi3
01/19/21 3:03:37 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Why would you not take two weeks off to make a million dollars
My vacay time is weird. 8 hrs per month worked or something. I may not get it all at once? My boss is also annoyingly stingy how I use em sometimes. But yeah, I'd try

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Tsuyoi3
01/19/21 3:04:14 PM
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superman 2000 posted...
Lol if you're even remotely financially responsible, I'm sure you can make a million dollars last long enough to find a new job.
Yeah I'm dumb lol

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Duncanwii
01/19/21 3:04:26 PM
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Orlando_Jordan posted...
Are you the billionaire, Duncan?

No.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/19/21 3:06:26 PM
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nfearurspecimn
01/19/21 3:07:14 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Hell yeah I'd do it for like 1000
this

<_<

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Turtlebread
01/19/21 3:07:32 PM
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Damn I wanna cosplay as a sexy girl now

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MuayThai85
01/19/21 3:08:33 PM
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I'd do it for a month and suck his dick daily for a million dollars. I've never sucked one before but I think I could do a good enough job for a million dollars.

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DocileOrangeCup
01/19/21 3:10:18 PM
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nfearurspecimn
01/19/21 3:10:52 PM
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wow good job cornman you're the best

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JoeDangIt
01/19/21 3:13:36 PM
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Only problem is that afterwards I'd have to pay my own stylist and I don't think a million will let me do that for very long.
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Zombified_Toast
01/19/21 3:17:36 PM
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Tsuyoi3 posted...
My vacay time is weird. 8 hrs per month worked or something. I may not get it all at once? My boss is also annoyingly stingy how I use em sometimes. But yeah, I'd try
tell your boss you'll give em 100k to let it slide.

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Turtlebread
01/19/21 3:19:44 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

thank you! very cool

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Webbernet
01/19/21 3:26:27 PM
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uh yes. This is an easy yes. I'd quit my job tho..

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Master_Bass
01/19/21 3:27:36 PM
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Easy money. I hardly have went anywhere the past year anyway. I get to work from home.

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jon1012
01/19/21 3:31:05 PM
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Easy money

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inTaCtfuL
01/19/21 3:36:10 PM
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I guess there's never a better time to do this than right now as I'm on quarantine. Lol

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Smackems
01/19/21 3:37:58 PM
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Nah

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CloudThunder
01/19/21 3:39:22 PM
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............a lot can be done with a million
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Drpooplol
01/19/21 3:40:25 PM
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The fact that Duncan thinks this is a tough one tells us a lot (that we already knew, lol) about his maturity.

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CyricZ
01/19/21 4:12:57 PM
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Hey if you can make me look good, I'm all for it.

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bnui_ransder
01/19/21 4:34:30 PM
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WHERE MONEY lol


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samurai bandit
01/19/21 4:36:58 PM
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Deal

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NatsuSama
01/19/21 4:40:09 PM
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Just for 2 weeks? Lol

Is there someone who wouldn't do this?

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CouldBeAnAlt
01/19/21 4:45:50 PM
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I'd do this for free
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Tappor
01/19/21 4:50:49 PM
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Sure.

There's a market for this, you know. I'll make a million and a profit.


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ZeroX91
01/19/21 4:53:20 PM
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Fuck it why not.

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Panthera
01/19/21 4:57:42 PM
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Considering I can pretty easily not need to even leave home more than a few times in the next two weeks, this is super trivial for so much money. I mean, it would be an easy decision even if I had to head out every day, but it's extra easy at this point in time.

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MajesticFerret
01/19/21 5:02:08 PM
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I'm pretty sure most people would do this deal for like $5k, let alone a million dollars.

Hell, maybe even $1k if they're broke enough.

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SolidShadow3
01/19/21 5:06:32 PM
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I feel like we figured put what Duncan wants to do for fun.

I'd do it, not a big deal in Vegas.

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The_Creep_2020
01/19/21 5:20:07 PM
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You mean Id get paid for it?

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Ving_Rhames
01/19/21 5:21:55 PM
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Sure thing. Im already purdy so it wouldnt even be embarrassing.


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Duncanwii
01/19/21 5:24:00 PM
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SolidShadow3 posted...
I feel like we figured put what Duncan wants to do for fun.

I bought a skirt from Walmart once. But that was more I wanted to impress Sayoria then me actually being trans or wanting to cross dress.
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Kanaya413
01/19/21 5:37:29 PM
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Sure although Im a girl so I guess Id be in suits?

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DravenRainrix
01/19/21 5:38:37 PM
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Sure.

No problem at all. Except for heels, I can't walk in heels.

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Raddest_Chad
01/19/21 5:50:10 PM
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I don't fucking care. I'd rather be laughed at having a million dollars for basically nothing than be down a million bucks and do the laughing.
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