Poll of the Day > I'm pregnant everyone!

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thedeerzord
12/11/20 7:03:02 PM
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I just saw the results of my pregnacy test and it was positive!

Ugh! I'm so happy now! Me and my husband have been trying get pregnant for months, and I finally did!

Anyone got any name suggestions? My husband says I can pick the name but I'm not sure what to choose!
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HornedLion
12/11/20 7:12:55 PM
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So are we... and Im fucking scared.

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Muscles
12/11/20 7:15:21 PM
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Bruce Wayne [last name]

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Mead
12/11/20 7:16:01 PM
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Chutney Hemingway

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darcandkharg31
12/11/20 7:16:50 PM
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Wade Forret

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JigsawTDC
12/11/20 7:16:59 PM
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You should name the spawn Digitilias Verucas Xenaxis.
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ClarkDuke
12/11/20 7:19:52 PM
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darcandkharg31
12/11/20 7:20:37 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
Clark Duke, ok?
Anything but that bushy haired pedophile looking chunk of lard.

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Krazy_Kirby
12/11/20 7:43:00 PM
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Raddest_Chad
12/11/20 7:57:34 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
Ugh! I'm so happy now! Me and my husband have been trying get pregnant for months, and I finally did!

Both of you? So you wanted two kids?
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LinkPizza
12/11/20 8:13:03 PM
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Raddest_Chad posted...
Both of you? So you wanted two kids?

Sounds more like a race...
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Smarkil
12/11/20 8:16:50 PM
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i thought you were a dude

HornedLion posted...
So are we... and Im fucking scared.

You might wanna consider the thing that rhymes with shmasmortion because your relationship is fucked and that child is gonna be screwed before its ever born.

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TheWitchMorgana
12/11/20 8:24:15 PM
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Smarkil posted...
i thought you were a dude

what does that have to do with anything

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LinkPizza
12/11/20 8:25:06 PM
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TheWitchMorgana posted...
what does that have to do with anything

I think he was saying he didnt know she could get pregnant because he thought she was a he. And most men cant get pregnant...
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Smarkil
12/11/20 8:33:51 PM
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TheWitchMorgana posted...
what does that have to do with anything

I was using the greek definition of 'one with whom does not have a uterus'

my apologies i should have been more clear in my use of languages

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trodi_911
12/11/20 8:34:04 PM
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Congratulations.

I'd go with either Master Pain or Betty.

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EclairReturns
12/11/20 8:35:55 PM
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Smarkil posted...
the thing that rhymes with shmasmortion


You mean abortion.
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PK_Spam
12/11/20 8:47:25 PM
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Hi pregnant everyone, Im dad

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TheWitchMorgana
12/11/20 9:01:18 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I think he was saying he didnt know she could get pregnant because he thought she was a he. And most men cant get pregnant...

i think you're overcomplicating things

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BUMPED2002
12/11/20 9:40:33 PM
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Congrats!

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CarefreeDude
12/11/20 10:00:12 PM
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To pick baby names I gotta see the parents.

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Berating
12/11/20 10:11:29 PM
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snagglepuss if it's a boy

slagathor if it's a girl
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LuciferSage
12/11/20 11:45:06 PM
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Lucien if it's a boy, Trinity if it's a girl.

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eating4fun
12/12/20 12:02:38 AM
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TMI, but do people have sex during period when trying to conceive?

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Metalsonic66
12/12/20 12:08:53 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
Congratulations.

I'd go with either Master Pain or Betty.
+1

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Bugmeat
12/12/20 12:21:12 AM
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Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho



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LinkPizza
12/12/20 1:22:42 AM
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TheWitchMorgana posted...
i think you're overcomplicating things

Look likes thats what he was saying, though...
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darcandkharg31
12/12/20 1:30:29 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Look likes thats what he was saying, though...
it was, kana was just trying to get all offended or something.

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fishy071
12/12/20 1:54:56 AM
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Congratulations!

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wwinterj25
12/12/20 2:07:35 AM
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The TC is a gal? I always assumed otherwise. Still congrats! I have no name suggestions.

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Krazy_Kirby
12/12/20 6:02:47 AM
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LinkPizza posted...


I think he was saying he didnt know she could get pregnant because he thought she was a he. And most men cant get pregnant...


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lihlih
12/12/20 7:09:39 AM
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eating4fun posted...
TMI, but do people have sex during period when trying to conceive?


No, optimal time is a little before the period.
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Metalsonic66
12/12/20 6:08:46 PM
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https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

Man this gets me every time

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LinkPizza
12/12/20 6:14:42 PM
#34:


Metalsonic66 posted...
Man this gets me every time

This one was definitely good. I showed my BF this and the Luigi board one a little while back...
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SunWuKung420
12/12/20 7:36:09 PM
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Smarkil straight up told someone to get an abortion and the mods gave him a slap on the wrist. Nice job not doing a damn thing mods.

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Yellow
12/12/20 7:42:25 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil straight up told someone to get an abortion and the mods gave him a slap on the wrist. Nice job not doing a damn thing mods.
??

Legitimate advice

Pregnant => consider abortion

I shouldn't though, mods already set the president because they did get modded.

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thedeerzord
12/12/20 8:41:27 PM
#37:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil straight up told someone to get an abortion and the mods gave him a slap on the wrist. Nice job not doing a damn thing mods.
Bruh, that's fucking crazy.
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SunWuKung420
12/12/20 9:25:44 PM
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thedeerzord posted...
Bruh, that's fucking crazy.

Congrats on the pregnancy.

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thedeerzord
12/12/20 9:27:17 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Congrats on the pregnancy.
Aw, why thank you!
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Revelation34
12/12/20 10:24:19 PM
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Yellow posted...

??

Legitimate advice

Pregnant => consider abortion

I shouldn't though, mods already set the president because they did get modded.


Man no wonder the mods are terrible.
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Smarkil
12/13/20 12:17:18 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil straight up told someone to get an abortion and the mods gave him a slap on the wrist. Nice job not doing a damn thing mods.

u mad bro? whats wrong with getting an abortion? its just a clump of cells

i feel bad for the abuse your wife has to endure

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OmegaM
12/13/20 9:05:29 AM
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So now that you're pregnant, how was the sex while you were trying to get pregnant?
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Yellow
12/13/20 10:50:06 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Man no wonder the mods are terrible.
I was going for precedent, but yeah, they're like a court and the court just ruled "no bad abortion jokes"

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thedeerzord
12/13/20 6:10:51 PM
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OmegaM posted...
So now that you're pregnant, how was the sex while you were trying to get pregnant?
Omg it was amazing!
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