Board 8 > Easily determine if any mother is a MILF! (Flowchart inside)

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Vlado
06/09/20 6:24:43 AM
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If there's anything unclear, feel free to ask!

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SovietOmega
06/09/20 6:29:30 AM
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Are you OK with this flowchart permitting a father to get their daughter pregnant and call her a milf but not any of the millions and millions of people that would otherwise be classified as such?

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IfGodCouldDie
06/09/20 6:36:23 AM
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What if you are divorced from your child's mother?

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MoogleKupo141
06/09/20 6:39:25 AM
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but what if my own childs mother has become unfuckable due to weight gain or liberal politics
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Snrkiko
06/09/20 6:45:30 AM
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what if my child is vlado

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iiaattgg
06/09/20 6:54:44 AM
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Ok vlado this is twice in a row youve made a stupid ass topic and im running out of tomatoes to throw at them. You said time was a luxury and if it is then save yourself the valuable 15 seconds next time if its gonna be more of this. You are capable of high quality and flat out excellence when you want, but this phoned in crap has got to go

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Vlado
06/09/20 6:55:17 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
What if you are divorced from your child's mother?
If it's not reversible, you can still at least find a woman who is not a mother.

MoogleKupo141 posted...
but what if my own childs mother has become unfuckable due to weight gain or liberal politics
Determining if mothers are MILFs would be the least of your problems. And going after other children's mothers would definitely not solve anything.

iiaattgg posted...
Ok vlado this is twice in a row youve made a stupid ass topic and im running out of tomatoes to throw at them. You said time was a luxury and if it is then save yourself the valuable 15 seconds next time if its gonna be more of this. You are capable of high quality and flat out excellence when you want, but this phoned in crap has got to go
This one's pretty good, tbqh.

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IfGodCouldDie
06/09/20 7:56:03 AM
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Vlado posted...
If it's not reversible, you can still at least find a woman who is not a mother.
What if the woman one finds is also a mother of another child?

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MZero
06/09/20 8:11:45 AM
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what if she has adopted a child?

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davidponte
06/09/20 8:19:46 AM
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what if she is also my mother

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Inviso
06/09/20 8:34:41 AM
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Based off this topic, I assume you agree with the notion that, should you have a wife and she dies young, you should still never have sex with any other woman ever?

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LordoftheMorons
06/09/20 8:42:42 AM
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I had missed these topics

Making them so bad is almost a form of art!

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SmartMuffin
06/09/20 8:51:36 AM
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This is racist.

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firefdr
06/09/20 8:57:18 AM
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what if she had a sex change after having our children and is now a man?
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Vlado
06/09/20 9:12:20 AM
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MZero posted...
what if she has adopted a child?
If her only child(ren) is adopted, that's fine.

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neonreaper
06/09/20 12:42:05 PM
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Rosie ODonnell
Had adopted a daughter
and became a MILF

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Kenri
06/09/20 12:44:51 PM
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So which subreddit did you steal this idea from

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Aecioo
06/09/20 12:45:20 PM
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azuarc
06/09/20 2:19:39 PM
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neonreaper posted...
Rosie ODonnell
Had adopted a daughter
and became a MILF

I think you may have read the chart backwards?

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Surskit
06/09/20 2:38:10 PM
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What if I marry or date a woman who already has children from a previous relationship?

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Turducken
06/09/20 3:11:57 PM
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What if the woman's pregnant but you convince her to abort it before it comes to term?
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ChaosTonyV4
06/09/20 3:15:31 PM
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What if I donated sperm?

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Ytterbicide
06/09/20 3:46:03 PM
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But what if my children are her grandchildren?

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Vlado
06/10/20 6:10:34 AM
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Kenri posted...
So which subreddit did you steal this idea from
I don't visit reddit.

Surskit posted...
What if I marry or date a woman who already has children from a previous relationship?
I'd advise against it.

ChaosTonyV4 posted...
What if I donated sperm?
Hah. Well, it doesn't contradict the chart.

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