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BlingBling22947
11/08/19 7:05:44 PM
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80/80

to capture them, but so far theyve evaded apprehension."

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/qvg94d/turtles-with-swastikas-on-their-shells-are-crawling-around-a-park-in-washington

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BillyKidd
11/08/19 7:08:27 PM
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Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles, Aryans in a half bowl, Fuehrer power
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__aCEr__
11/08/19 7:10:56 PM
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They're the world's most Fueher-some fighting team

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BlingBling22947
11/10/19 2:05:25 PM
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Residents have responded by planning a "Rally Against Hate."

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Fossil
11/10/19 2:12:11 PM
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BillyKidd posted...
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles, Aryans in a half bowl, Fuehrer power
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Hexenherz
11/10/19 2:15:05 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Residents have responded by planning a "Rally Against Hate."

I mean that's fair. It's already fucked up that people are posting swastikas and shit, but the fact that they painted swastikas on turtles is even more fucked up.
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Kaiganeer
11/10/19 2:17:54 PM
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next up, swastikas on pigeon
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Annihilated
11/10/19 2:24:45 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
to capture them, but so far theyve evaded apprehension."


lol. How hard is it to capture a turtle?
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RickyTheBAWSE
11/10/19 2:25:34 PM
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Fossil posted...
BillyKidd posted...
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles, Aryans in a half bowl, Fuehrer power
loooooooool

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LastTomorrow
11/10/19 2:35:27 PM
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Pure blood in the half shell and they're green

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cmiller4642
11/10/19 2:36:12 PM
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Donald Trump probably demanded they be painted

He hates animals too
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Middle hope
11/12/19 2:23:07 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
I mean that's fair. It's already fucked up that people are posting swastikas and shit, but the fact that they painted swastikas on turtles is even more fucked up.
What if the turtles did it themselves?

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KainWind
11/12/19 2:25:41 AM
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Besides it being a bad thing in this instance, that's a pretty funny way to spread a message.
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008Zulu
11/12/19 2:43:20 AM
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Annihilated posted...
BlingBling22947 posted...
to capture them, but so far theyve evaded apprehension."


lol. How hard is it to capture a turtle?

Shredder has been trying for decades.
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The Top Crusader
11/13/19 8:20:46 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
BlingBling22947 posted...
Residents have responded by planning a "Rally Against Hate."

I mean that's fair. It's already fucked up that people are posting swastikas and shit, but the fact that they painted swastikas on turtles is even more fucked up.


Yeah but I dunno what a Rally Against Hate is going to do about it. >_>

Plus what are the odds that this is the work of the Aryan Brotherhood who truly believes in Nazi ideals and white supremacy, or just someone who thought "lol it'd be funny if I did this."
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Guide
11/13/19 8:23:41 AM
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Middle hope posted...
What if the turtles did it themselves?


Then we fire the local herpetologists.

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The Admiral
11/13/19 8:25:21 AM
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Please dont give Michael Bay any ideas for a sequel.
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Kitt
11/13/19 8:27:02 AM
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BillyKidd posted...
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles, Aryans in a half bowl, Fuehrer power

__aCEr__ posted...
They're the world's most Fueher-some fighting team

Lmao
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cjsdowg
11/13/19 8:28:11 AM
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Fuck those officials if someone painted shit on a dog like that they would do something about the person who did it.
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Dyinglegacy
11/13/19 8:31:16 AM
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I can't help but laugh at this and think that it's a troll doing it. Also, turtles evading capture lol

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Hexenherz
11/14/19 6:10:56 PM
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The Top Crusader posted...
Yeah but I dunno what a Rally Against Hate is going to do about it. >_>

Plus what are the odds that this is the work of the Aryan Brotherhood who truly believes in Nazi ideals and white supremacy, or just someone who thought "lol it'd be funny if I did this."


Well, to the first point, it is a way for the community to demonstrate their unity and love for their neighbors, to show that that sort of bullshit isn't going to be tolerated.

To the second point, yeah it could be. In my mind a person who paints a swastika on a turtle for the lulz is just as bad as a real neo-nazi though, so... there's that.

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Kastrada
11/14/19 6:22:15 PM
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Are we really surprised they are racist? They have spent years beating the shit out of BEBOP and ROCKSTEADY.


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RickyTheBAWSE
11/14/19 6:23:53 PM
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Kastrada posted...
Are we really surprised they are racist? They have spent years beating the shit out of BEBOP and ROCKSTEADY.



lmao
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BlingBling22947
11/15/19 7:40:38 PM
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I don't see the humor in it.

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BlingBling22947
11/17/19 5:06:39 PM
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they drew them in the wrong direction on a bunch of turtles

it's just impotent enough to get a laugh

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CanuckCowboy
11/17/19 5:10:50 PM
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first they tirnee

Hexenherz posted...
Well, to the first point, it is a way for the community to demonstrate their unity and love for their neighbors, to show that that sort of bullshit isn't going to be tolerated.

To the second point, yeah it could be. In my mind a person who paints a swastika on a turtle for the lulz is just as bad as a real neo-nazi though, so... there's that.


I mean I dunno if its as bad but its close enough not to make much difference. I certainly dont wanna associate with either person.

Also first they turned the frogs gay then they made the turtles racist. I dont wanna know what they have planned for the otters.

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UnholyMudcrab
11/17/19 5:11:36 PM
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Garioshi
11/17/19 5:30:10 PM
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Looks like a manji to me

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_Matchabuu_
11/17/19 5:34:15 PM
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Nazi turtles...what is this world coming to!

(It's really not funny but I can't help but laugh at the nazi turtles who have evaded apprehension, evidently)
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BilalPowell
11/17/19 5:36:06 PM
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Every time they tell the turtles to freeze they just keep moving. They dont want a turtles lives matter movement to lead to violence against cops.
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jumi
11/19/19 5:18:47 AM
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Green power!
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coh
11/19/19 5:19:52 AM
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This is too funny to be considered offensive lol.
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Notti
11/19/19 5:22:55 AM
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SiO4
11/19/19 5:24:25 AM
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First, what the fuck?

Second, maybe some is just a hug Dr. Seuss fan? Alla, Yertle The Turtle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yertle_the_Turtle_and_Other_Stories#Publication_history

Third, Good on Florida for not doing the painting.....this time.

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YugiNoob
11/19/19 5:27:46 AM
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Isn't that a Manji? What if the turtles are Buddhist :o
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RyuVegas
11/19/19 5:33:51 AM
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BillyKidd posted...
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles, Aryans in a half bowl, Fuehrer power

__aCEr__ posted...
They're the world's most Fueher-some fighting team


LastTomorrow posted...
Pure blood in the half shell and they're green

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Kami_no_Kami
11/19/19 6:33:11 AM
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Aw, Shell Shocked!
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Crazyman93
11/19/19 6:35:31 AM
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Can we talk for a second about how useless the Seattle Police must be that they can't catch up to a fucking turtle?
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OpenlyGator
11/19/19 6:57:57 AM
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+20 for epic trolling

-10 for potential animal abuse by triggered crazies more interested in smashing the poor turtles over a bad paint job than saving them...
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Goats
11/19/19 7:01:02 AM
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Annihilated posted...
BlingBling22947 posted...
to capture them, but so far theyve evaded apprehension."


lol. How hard is it to capture a turtle?


Bruh, turtles are fucking fast when it comes to swimming
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AbraCadaver
11/19/19 7:47:16 AM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
Fossil posted...
BillyKidd posted...
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles, Aryans in a half bowl, Fuehrer power
loooooooool

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DocileOrangeCup
11/19/19 2:24:14 PM
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Questionmarktarius
11/19/19 2:29:08 PM
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obligatory "they're pointing the other way!!"

Probable scenarios are a dumbass nazi, a "it's buddhist dammit!" asshole starting shit, or an "it's buddhist dammit!" actual buddhist who may or may not be innocently blissful.
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BillyKidd
11/20/19 6:42:09 AM
#47:


Crazyman93 posted...
Can we talk for a second about how useless the Seattle Police must be that they can't catch up to a fucking turtle?


To be fair; most likely they got close and the turtles jumped into the pond to "evade arrest"; cops ain't going into a pond to catch a turtle.
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ColdOne666
11/20/19 7:13:00 AM
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That's hilarious lol, also why do a protest, as if that will accomplish anything lol.

Just a bunch of people patting themselves on the back.

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Lordgold666
11/20/19 8:58:24 AM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
Fossil posted...
BillyKidd posted...
Teenage Mutant Nazi Turtles, Aryans in a half bowl, Fuehrer power
loooooooool

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Solid Sonic
11/20/19 9:02:05 AM
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Damn tortoise-hating turtles. When will they learn to accept all shelled creatures?

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GiftedACIII
11/21/19 9:25:41 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Isn't that a Manji? What if the turtles are Buddhist :o

Like that turtle from Kung Fu Panda?
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