Poll of the Day > 32 y/o Girl drank WHITE CLAW while DRIVING and didn't realize it had ALCOHOL!!!

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Full Throttle
09/29/19 8:24:29 PM
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Did you know that White Claw has hard liquor in it? - Results (2 votes)
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Never heard of it..
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32 y/o Heifer, Danae Morrison from Florida was arrested with a DUI after she was busted for drinking WHITE CLAW while driving as she didn't know it as an alcoholic beverage since it only had 5% alcohol!!

She was pulled over after drivers saw her sipping from a can of spiked seltzer as she drove erratically down the US 19.

One witness said she was driving slowly on the highway and swerving in and out

A cop soon caught her who ordered her to the side of the road.

They said she smelled strongly of alcohol and her "hair was in a nest, her skirt was sideways and her shoes were off"

She refused to take a breathalyzer test telling the copper she would receive an automatic DUI

Danae confessed to downing 2 cans of White Claw while driving hope while not realizing she was breaking the law because the hard seltzer drinks only had 5% alcohol

White Claw, comes in several different flavours is experiencing a national shortage after becoming the most popular alcoholic beverage of the summer

Fans said it tastes no different to regular flavoured sparkling water as its alcohol is unable to be detected

Because it contains hard liquor, it's illegal to consume the beverage while in the car, either as driver or passenger

She was held on 500 bond before released the next day

Did you know White Claw has hard liquor in it?

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aDirtyShisno
09/29/19 8:28:59 PM
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It says 5% alcohol right on it. She knew what it was and Id just trying to get off the charges.
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SunWuKung420
09/29/19 8:33:34 PM
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Americans truly are the smartest people.
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Pikazard1
09/29/19 8:37:56 PM
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pretty sure that women don't appreciate being called "heifer" or "party bimbo", but I guess TC has a "do what I want, and get away with it" card

and it's also ridiculous that she didn't realize by now that white claw has alcohol, it's right on the label, and she was probably carded
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Hop103
09/29/19 8:41:41 PM
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It had to be in Florida and drinks like White Claw do have an alcohol content label on them much like energy drinks have an 18+ label on them.
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Jen0125
09/29/19 8:42:52 PM
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5% alcohol is not 0% alcohol
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argonautweakend
09/29/19 8:47:46 PM
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I bet those things taste like they have zero % alcohol in it but you need to know what you're doing. This could just be her playing dumb which isn't going to work.
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VeeVees
09/29/19 9:24:35 PM
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I've never heard of it but it says 5% alcohol on the can.
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ultra magnus13
09/29/19 9:51:07 PM
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Hop103 posted...
It had to be in Florida and drinks like White Claw do have an alcohol content label on them much like energy drinks have an 18+ label on them.


I've never seen an 18+ label on an energy drink.
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Hop103
09/29/19 10:04:29 PM
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ultra magnus13 posted...
Hop103 posted...
It had to be in Florida and drinks like White Claw do have an alcohol content label on them much like energy drinks have an 18+ label on them.


I've never seen an 18+ label on an energy drink.


It's a recent thing, an energy drink I have has a bunch of health warning one being "Not recommended for those under 18", some places have laws restricting them to 18+ as well.
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Aaantlion
09/29/19 10:14:41 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
5% alcohol is not 0% alcohol


The math checks out.
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WhiskeyDisk
09/29/19 10:15:48 PM
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Aaantlion posted...
Jen0125 posted...
5% alcohol is not 0% alcohol


The math checks out.


r/theydidthemath
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wwinterj25
09/29/19 10:39:32 PM
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Full Throttle posted...
she didn't know it as an alcoholic beverage since it only had 5% alcohol!!


Does not compute.
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deoxxys
09/30/19 12:01:56 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Americans truly are the smartest people.

Lol things like this is why you get singled out
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SKARDAVNELNATE
09/30/19 12:03:58 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
didn't know it as an alcoholic beverage since it only had 5% alcohol!!

5% alcohol isn't no alcohol. I don't follow her reasoning.
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Monopoman
09/30/19 1:09:03 AM
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She must have thought the label read "Hard Seltzer" and that meant that just hard people drank it like a slang term.
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Forest_Temple
09/30/19 1:24:30 AM
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Hop103 posted...
ultra magnus13 posted...
Hop103 posted...
It had to be in Florida and drinks like White Claw do have an alcohol content label on them much like energy drinks have an 18+ label on them.


I've never seen an 18+ label on an energy drink.


It's a recent thing, an energy drink I have has a bunch of health warning one being "Not recommended for those under 18", some places have laws restricting them to 18+ as well.

Good. Theyre absolutely horrible for you.
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Philip027
09/30/19 2:13:12 AM
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I've never heard of White Claw, but I personally would have been wary of any drink that bills itself as "hard"

That's kind of the whole idea behind *soft* drinks, as in, non-alcoholic.
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BlackScythe0
09/30/19 3:58:13 AM
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Can't buy it without a ID check so...
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gguirao
09/30/19 1:47:23 PM
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It's called "hard cider." It's right there in the name.
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Muscles
09/30/19 3:01:58 PM
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BlackScythe0 posted...
Can't buy it without a ID check so...

Umm, can't tell if this is serious or not

Anyways, she's dumb as hell for having open alcohol in her car like that, at 5% alcohol you'll probably blow under .08 so why take the additional risk?
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afrodude77
09/30/19 3:58:15 PM
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It has the alcohol percentage right on it

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Lil_Bit83
10/04/19 7:38:39 PM
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I've never even heard of it.

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