From 1-10, how excited do you have to be about a movie to see it in theaters?
Usually I'd say 11, but right now 15. Unless somebody else is paying, then usually 5 but right now 15. It'd have to raise the hype bar many times over because I'd walk into one of those deathly danger zones to see it.
I'm not saying nothing could get me in there, but it'd have to include something absolutely fucking insane and probably be a limited-time only thing.
Scientists are finally waking up to what pyramids have known all along.