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Frolex
12/20/18 12:07:28 PM
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Do the doritos come with a double XP code for call of duty?
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SpiralDrift
12/20/18 12:09:40 PM
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If I saved the toddler the parents would probably buy me TWO bags of Doritos if I asked. The choice is clear.
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DevsBro
12/20/18 12:13:02 PM
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Frolex posted...
Do the doritos come with a double XP code for call of duty?

Sure
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slimfizzle2
12/20/18 12:30:32 PM
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SpiralDrift posted...
If I saved the toddler the parents would probably buy me TWO bags of Doritos if I asked. The choice is clear.

Yes. Quite indubitably my good man. We must ransom the toddler for four bags of Doritos
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AvlButtslam
12/20/18 3:38:43 PM
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I throw the baby off the cliff then ask aloud to nobody if I can have some Cheetos instead
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DevsBro
12/20/18 3:42:10 PM
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AvlButtslam posted...
I throw the baby off the cliff then ask aloud to nobody if I can have some Cheetos instead

Well like I said there's a Dollar General
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Giant_Aspirin
12/20/18 3:59:07 PM
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Spooking posted...
What the hell is everybody doing saving a $1 bag of chips over a human being? You can literally go down to the gas station and pick up ANOTHER bag of Doritos for $2. I hope most of you are joking since a $3 bag of Doritos can be replaced.


so can toddlers

and this entire topic is a joke
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sktgamer_13dude
12/20/18 4:03:54 PM
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littlebro07
12/20/18 4:06:26 PM
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Save the toddler, hold it ransom for truck load of Doritos.
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Alexanaxela
12/20/18 4:08:19 PM
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bag of toddlers or a random dorito

this is a tough one
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DevsBro
12/21/18 5:06:06 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Is the toddlers mom single and hot?

Sure
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Sphyx
12/21/18 5:14:21 PM
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Even if i fully intended to eat whichever i was rescuing, i'd pick the toddler.

Doritos only came to NZ recently. We have similar things, but after the big talk about Doritos online, i just had to try them.
My conclusion is, i don't know how you people can eat that garbage without feeling any shame.
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