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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:04:33 PM
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They're going to fall any second and you only have time to save one - Results (43 votes)
Save the toddler
32.56% (14 votes)
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Save the Doritos
67.44% (29 votes)
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The Doritos are Spicy Nacho flavor, 10 oz bag and there's a Dollar General 200 feet away.
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Muffinz0rz
12/19/18 2:05:05 PM
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Does the dollar general sell the spicy nacho flavor?
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:06:25 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Does the dollar general sell the spicy nacho flavor?

Yep, and a few others too. Last time I was in a DG they had Spicy Nacho, Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch and Taco flavors.
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Freddie_Mercury
12/19/18 2:06:34 PM
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DevsBro posted...
The Doritos are Spicy Nacho flavor


easy choice
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Anteaterking
12/19/18 2:07:51 PM
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slimfizzle2
12/19/18 2:09:39 PM
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What flavor is the toddler?
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monkmith
12/19/18 2:10:59 PM
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...how hungry am i?
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Zombified_Toast
12/19/18 2:11:47 PM
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how many gamer pointz do I get from the Baby?
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12/19/18 2:12:53 PM
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Middle hope
12/19/18 2:12:59 PM
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What is the toddlers stance on stem cell research?
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:13:19 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
What flavor is the toddler?

You can't tell from where you're standing.

monkmith posted...
...how hungry am i?

However hungry you are right now.
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:16:49 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
FYI that toddler is baby Hitler.

You have no evidence to confirm or deny this suspicion, beyond any skepticism you have as to the feasibility of time travel and any certainty you have that the year is 2018.

Middle hope posted...
What is the toddlers stance on stem cell research?

You can ask but he/she is screaming too much to answer.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/19/18 2:18:13 PM
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Best topic today. Im calling it
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:19:37 PM
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Zombified_Toast posted...
how many gamer pointz do I get from the Baby?

0, same as the Doritos.
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uwnim
12/19/18 2:19:42 PM
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I don't do well around cliffs. Or well anyplace where falling is a legitimate danger. Can I have the toddler and Doritos relocated to a different scenario?
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:22:09 PM
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uwnim posted...
I don't do well around cliffs. Or well anyplace where falling is a legitimate danger. Can I have the toddler and Doritos relocated to a different scenario?

You can but as a penalty the nearest Dollar General is now one mile away.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/19/18 2:22:45 PM
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Toddler

Doritos are fucking disgusting, all cheese chips are
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SterlingM
12/19/18 2:24:35 PM
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what if that toddler grows up to be the next hitler and seeks revenge on humanity for hanging him off a cliff?
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KStateKing17
12/19/18 2:27:36 PM
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I'd save the toddler, give them to the parents, post my story when doritos and dr pepper are doing their scholarship giveaways and use the leftover money for even more doritos and dr pepper.
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_Lyonidias
12/19/18 2:29:08 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
What flavor is the toddler?

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buffbillsfan12to83
12/19/18 2:29:51 PM
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Depends how hot the toddler's mom is. If she's not a milf, her kid is falling off that cliff
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DrizztLink
12/19/18 2:30:30 PM
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How are the Doritos hanging from a cliff?

Like there's a rope?
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:31:47 PM
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SterlingM posted...
what if that toddler grows up to be the next hitler and seeks revenge on humanity for hanging him off a cliff?

What if indeed

KStateKing17 posted...
I'd save the toddler, give them to the parents, post my story when doritos and dr pepper are doing their scholarship giveaways and use the leftover money for even more doritos and dr pepper.

There's also the consideration that it's bad to waste food.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/19/18 2:32:48 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
How are the Doritos hanging from a cliff?

Like there's a rope?


Stick stabbing througg the bag but the wind could blow them off it any second
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:33:14 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
How are the Doritos hanging from a cliff?

Like there's a rope?

They're suspended by a root that's sticking out which forks, leaving the bag unharmed. But the wind is starting to pick up.
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hockeybub89
12/19/18 2:33:23 PM
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KStateKing17
12/19/18 2:33:51 PM
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There's also the consideration that it's bad to waste food
Doritos take a while to expire.
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DevsBro
12/19/18 2:35:29 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
What about a bag of toddlers?

vs a Dorito? Also an interesting scenario.
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DirkDiggles
12/19/18 2:35:53 PM
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DevsBro posted...
You have no evidence to confirm or deny this suspicion, beyond any skepticism you have as to the feasibility of time travel and any certainty you have that the year is 2018.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-P0Hs0ADJY" data-time="


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Dyinglegacy
12/19/18 2:40:04 PM
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The doritos, then walk to the dollar store and buy some Fritos jalapeno cheddar cheese dip.
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HenryAllbright
12/19/18 2:55:12 PM
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If the toddler happens to be Eric Clapton's son, then I'm not going to mess with fate. I'll save the Doritos.
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slimfizzle2
12/19/18 4:38:36 PM
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DevsBro posted...
You can't tell from where you're standing.

Well I guess I could lick the toddler?
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YookaLaylee
12/19/18 4:39:50 PM
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The Doritos of course. People dont taste as good
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Master_Bass
12/19/18 4:41:30 PM
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Depends if it's lunch time or not.
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slimfizzle2
12/19/18 4:44:11 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
The Doritos of course. People dont taste as good

They do with fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Giant_Aspirin
12/19/18 4:45:07 PM
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i could sell the toddler and buy like 20 bags of doritos with the money so the toddler
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slimfizzle2
12/20/18 12:41:14 AM
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@Giant_Aspirin posted...
i could sell the toddler and buy like 20 bags of doritos with the money so the toddler

Whats the price of toddlers these days
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gguirao
12/20/18 3:07:28 AM
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Toddler.
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Giant_Aspirin
12/20/18 9:54:02 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
@Giant_Aspirin posted...
i could sell the toddler and buy like 20 bags of doritos with the money so the toddler

Whats the price of toddlers these days


that depends on a lot of things. but anywhere from 2-5 bags of Doritos
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Skye Reynolds
12/20/18 9:55:18 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
What flavor is the toddler?


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nemu
12/20/18 9:59:09 AM
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You don't waste food man, number one rule.
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Pitlord_Special
12/20/18 10:11:06 AM
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Save the Doritos, feed them to my dog, and throw the empty bag into my Ming vase
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frogman_295
12/20/18 10:20:01 AM
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spicy nacho is the best
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pikachupwnage
12/20/18 10:29:55 AM
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Spooking posted...
What the hell is everybody doing saving a $1 bag of chips over a human being? You can literally go down to the gas station and pick up ANOTHER bag of Doritos for $2. I hope most of you are joking since a $3 bag of Doritos can be replaced.


This fuckin guy lmfao.
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Zodd3224
12/20/18 10:31:44 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
The Doritos. They are more personal to me than some random toddler. I can offer some to the parents if theyre hungry but I have no moral obligation to choose a random human being over a delicious snack.


This is funny. But the sad thing is this will be a serious response to most here.
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ACHEEKSMALLOY
12/20/18 10:31:57 AM
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Spooking posted...
What the hell is everybody doing saving a $1 bag of chips over a human being? You can literally go down to the gas station and pick up ANOTHER bag of Doritos for $2. I hope most of you are joking since a $3 bag of Doritos can be replaced.

Uhhh no
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MJOLNRVII
12/20/18 10:37:07 AM
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Of course people itt are joking, spicy Dorito's are awful.
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HenryAllbright
12/20/18 12:05:22 PM
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Spooking posted...
What the hell is everybody doing saving a $1 bag of chips over a human being? You can literally go down to the gas station and pick up ANOTHER bag of Doritos for $2. I hope most of you are joking since a $3 bag of Doritos can be replaced.


lol

The reverse troll tactic. I like it.
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