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NeonOctopus 11/30/18 10:11:48 AM #1: |
Boobs produces life-sustaining nourishment
Ass produces septic waste When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was awesome. When someone says "That was ass!" it means it was bad. Boobs are for men who face danger head on and deftly observe the prize within a woman's gaze Ass is for cowards who can only stare at something where they have almost zero chance of getting caught Boobmen are openminded and know that boobs come in a variety of fun shapes and sizes and can enjoy all of them Assmen are closeminded and only like a very narrow range. The stereotype for boob cleavage is a hot woman in a sexy outfit The stereotype for ass cleavage is a fat plumber with drooping trousers When you suck on titties, it's hot When you suck on ass, it's fucking weird You know that I, Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus speaks the truth >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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known2FAIL 11/30/18 10:14:26 AM #2: |
I'm hella disappointed. I expected pictures. Not a wall of text I'm not going to read.
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BarneyBosco 11/30/18 10:14:30 AM #3: |
Amen
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Tupacrulez 11/30/18 10:14:48 AM #4: |
Why not both?
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NeonOctopus 11/30/18 10:15:39 AM #5: |
known2FAIL posted...
I'm hella disappointed. I expected pictures. Not a wall of text I'm not going to read. Boobmen enjoy reading War and Peace Assmen can't read outside of a picture book --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 11/30/18 10:16:08 AM #6: |
Tupacrulez posted...
Why not both? No, none of this neutrality bullshit. One is clearly better than the other --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 11/30/18 10:17:39 AM #7: |
Live by the booty die by the booty.
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NeonOctopus 11/30/18 2:22:33 PM #8: |
boobs
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NightMarishPie 11/30/18 2:23:15 PM #9: |
Neonplz
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Guide 11/30/18 2:27:28 PM #10: |
You can't truly dominate by fucking tits. No, it's anal that's the truth path.
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NeonOctopus 11/30/18 9:59:51 PM #11: |
nah
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SauI_Goodman 11/30/18 10:01:43 PM #12: |
https://image.afcdn.com/story/20150327/fashion-advice-for-women-with-small-breasts-626331_w767h767c1cx518cy140.jpg
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bulletproofvita 11/30/18 10:14:42 PM #13: |
Tupacrulez posted...
Why not both? --- Signatures are overrated. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TerrifyingRei 11/30/18 10:18:21 PM #14: |
Tupacrulez posted...
Why not both? --- Heee~eeey https://imgtc.com/i/kQjcrkg.jpg - thanks DarkRobotisback ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dragonblade01 11/30/18 10:29:25 PM #15: |
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RoboLaserGandhi 12/01/18 7:08:14 AM #16: |
Ass is complementary to the whole of the body.
Boobs are just bolt-on extras that literally any chick could have. They often disrupt the shape of the body. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 12/01/18 7:11:13 AM #17: |
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NeonOctopus 12/01/18 7:55:33 AM #18: |
AlisLandale posted...
People always post that, but do they realize that the context is the boys are all boobmen and they're just making shit up to convince their assman principal to extend their probation sentence lol Your prophet is a fake --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rimmer_Dall 12/01/18 8:11:48 AM #19: |
NeonOctopus posted...
AlisLandale posted... No, you misunderstand the scene. That scene was the main character achieving a perfect moment of transcendental enlightenment. --- "The cheese it yours turtles." ~ William Shakespeare ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dragonblade01 12/01/18 9:06:18 AM #20: |
NeonOctopus posted...
AlisLandale posted... And in searching for a lie, they discovered the truth. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 12/02/18 1:07:24 PM #22: |
I can respect that
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Space_Man 12/02/18 1:15:52 PM #23: |
its socially acceptable to have your arm around/feel your girls ass in public
cant grope her boobs in a public setting without looking pervy, but the ass and hips? throw one arm boi around her waist and you're just bein' romantic --- There sure are a lot of different mes just like you have a lot of different yous! I'm going outside to play now I hope all the different yous have fun too. Bye! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 12/02/18 1:17:02 PM #24: |
Space_Man posted...
its socially acceptable to have your arm around/feel your girls ass in public i always slip my hand in my wife's back pocket when we're in public --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Scarecrow 12/02/18 1:26:41 PM #26: |
I see that Neon is still fighting this losing battle. Everyone knows ass is superior.
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NeonOctopus 12/02/18 1:27:58 PM #27: |
The_Scarecrow posted...
I see that Neon is still fighting this losing battle. Everyone knows ass is superior. History books in school will look back and recognize how misguided ass lovers are in this era. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Scarecrow 12/02/18 1:58:21 PM #28: |
NeonOctopus posted...
The_Scarecrow posted...I see that Neon is still fighting this losing battle. Everyone knows ass is superior. The next generation will be laughing at how simple boob lovers are. The complexity of ass loving extends beyond the mere ass, my friend. A good ass entails good legs and a good hip to waist ratio. A woman can have nice boobs and nothing else. A woman with a nice ass will have a bunch of nice other things to compliment it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 12/02/18 2:07:27 PM #29: |
So what youre saying is ass isn't strong enough alone, unlike boobs?
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The_Scarecrow 12/02/18 4:05:12 PM #30: |
NeonOctopus posted...
So what youre saying is ass isn't strong enough alone, unlike boobs? Ass is by far strong enough by itself. Youre just guaranteed bonuses unlike boobs. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDogfather 12/02/18 4:06:52 PM #31: |
known2FAIL posted...
I'm hella disappointed. I expected pictures. Not a wall of text I'm not going to read. --- I'd rather look at virtual horse balls than a post from UR. - __aCEr__ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 12/02/18 4:37:32 PM #32: |
I prefer tits over ass, I still like a nice ass though.
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MrNintendo1213 12/02/18 4:39:51 PM #33: |
Tits are literally replacement asses. They are shaped like they are to get the image of an ass in your mind to arouse you.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy 12/02/18 4:45:39 PM #34: |
Tits are fake more often which is disappointing.
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FL81 12/02/18 4:53:21 PM #35: |
agreed but
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The Catgirl Fondler 12/02/18 5:12:48 PM #36: |
A man can handle any curves that he encounters in life, only the boy sticks to one unwinding road.
So you're not an infant for preferring breasts, you're not an ape for preferring buttocks, you're a pioneer to appreciate every mountain and valley. Wayward ho, and yodel heartily. The Goddamn Catgirl Fondler has spoken. --- N/A ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDogfather 12/02/18 9:43:06 PM #37: |
The Catgirl Fondler posted...
A man can handle any curves that he encounters in life, only the boy sticks to one unwinding road. *salutes* --- I'd rather look at virtual horse balls than a post from UR. - __aCEr__ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LordMarshal 12/02/18 9:43:46 PM #38: |
Nobody sucks tits like i do.
Wonder if this is moddable..... --- There can be only one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bluezero 12/02/18 9:44:49 PM #39: |
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Ivynn 12/02/18 9:46:13 PM #40: |
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AmericaTheBrave 12/02/18 9:58:28 PM #41: |
Boobs are for children.
Think about it. Teenagers obsess over boobs. But ass? That is for adult men. TC, either you're 16 or you never mentally progressed from 16. If the latter, you need to learn to cast aside this childish obsession and learn to be a grown man. Ass is life. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 12/03/18 3:42:42 AM #42: |
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Boobs are for children. Ass is for kids thinking they're acting like adults Boobs are for actual adults --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 12/03/18 6:17:32 AM #43: |
bump
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