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| NeonOctopus 11/30/18 10:11:48 AM #1: | Boobs produces life-sustaining nourishment Ass produces septic waste When someone says "That was the tits!" it means it was awesome. When someone says "That was ass!" it means it was bad. Boobs are for men who face danger head on and deftly observe the prize within a woman's gaze Ass is for cowards who can only stare at something where they have almost zero chance of getting caught Boobmen are openminded and know that boobs come in a variety of fun shapes and sizes and can enjoy all of them Assmen are closeminded and only like a very narrow range. The stereotype for boob cleavage is a hot woman in a sexy outfit The stereotype for ass cleavage is a fat plumber with drooping trousers When you suck on titties, it's hot When you suck on ass, it's fucking weird You know that I, Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus speaks the truth >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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