Board 8 > Why did they lose? Captain Falcon, Lara Croft, Commander Shepard, Aqua

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11/11/18 7:12:01 PM
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The Rules
1. Explain why each character (or just one) lost his or her match. The explanation can be based on either the loser or the winner.
2. Anything to the effect of "fewer votes" will be disregarded.
3. Vote for the explanation you think is best.
4. Don't reuse an explanation from another day.

Yesterday's Matches
Captain Falcon lost to Sephiroth
Lara Croft lost to Amaterasu
Commander Shepard lost to Lara Croft
Aqua lost to KOS-MOS


Previous Answers
http://board8.wikia.com/wiki/Why_Did_They_Lose%3F

Yesterday's Answers
Frog lost because... Luigi looks better in his frog suit (ScareChan)
Master Chief lost because... Tails knows how to go out of bounds too, he was just better at getting back in (ScareChan)
Mewtwo lost because... Tifa knows how to deal with clones (Raka_Putra)
Revolver Ocelot lost because... His name sounds like a Mega Man X boss to begin with (TsunamiXXVIII)


Yesterday's Runners-up
Frog lost because... Another green-clad character was leaps ahead of him (Underleveled)
Master Chief lost because... No runner-up
Mewtwo lost because... His creators sought to create the most fraudulent Pokemon... and they succeeded! (OrangeCrush980) / His fans were drawn to two of something else (Underleveled)
Revolver Ocelot lost because... No runner-up

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hombad46
11/11/18 7:15:35 PM
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AQUA GOT KOS-MOSd
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GavsEvans123
11/11/18 7:16:17 PM
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Sephiroth's sword was too long for Captain Falcon to get in range for a Falcon Punch
Amaterasu fought to avenge all the animals Lara has killed across her adventures
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Pirateking2000
11/11/18 7:21:45 PM
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Captain Falcon lost to Sephiroth
Even a Falcon with both its wings can't stand up to a One Winged Angel

Lara Croft lost to Amaterasu
Lara attempted the Sun Killer Challenge and came up short

Commander Shepard lost to Ryu
There's no Shepard without Vakarian.

Aqua lost to KOS-MOS
GavsEvans123 posted...
J7ofvby

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Johnbobb
11/11/18 7:45:01 PM
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Lara lost because
even defeating the Sun Queen couldn't prepare her to take on a Sun Goddess
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garetha200
11/11/18 7:46:21 PM
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Press F-Zero to pay respects
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Lolo_Guru
11/11/18 7:57:24 PM
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garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

This is good
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hombad46
11/11/18 7:58:00 PM
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Lolo_Guru posted...
garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

This is good

Yeah I think Ill vote this until Zens gif gets posted
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Underleveled
11/11/18 7:58:56 PM
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Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.
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Kenri
11/11/18 8:05:24 PM
#10:


Anagram posted...
Lara Croft lost to Amaterasu
Commander Shepard lost to Lara Croft

Sounds like quite the fourpack!
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TheStupidRaptor
11/11/18 8:10:02 PM
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An awesome character from a popular game series like Aqua losing to a nobody like Kosmos is proof that this tournament was doomed from the start. Like.......... seriously? This is how backwards gamefaqs is?
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Johnbobb
11/11/18 8:12:36 PM
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garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

Underleveled posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.

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11/11/18 8:13:17 PM
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Kenri posted...
Anagram posted...
Lara Croft lost to Amaterasu
Commander Shepard lost to Lara Croft

Sounds like quite the fourpack!

Blehhhhh

I swear I did a proofreading, I guess I just sucked at it.
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TheStupidRaptor
11/11/18 8:16:47 PM
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@Underleveled posted...
Aqua is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality, yet somehow lost to a bore like Kosmos.

ftfy
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11/11/18 8:45:12 PM
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TheStupidRaptor posted...
An awesome character from a popular game series like Aqua losing to a nobody like Kosmos is proof that this tournament was doomed from the start. Like.......... seriously? This is how backwards gamefaqs is?

Voting for this one
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MetalmindStats
11/11/18 8:49:12 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

Underleveled posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.
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Raka_Putra
11/11/18 9:15:59 PM
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Johnbobb posted...
Lara lost because even defeating the Sun Queen couldn't prepare her to take on a Sun Goddess


GavsEvans123 posted...
J7ofvby


garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

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handsomeboy2012
11/11/18 9:17:18 PM
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MetalmindStats posted...
Johnbobb posted...
garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

Underleveled posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.
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11/11/18 10:33:04 PM
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Bump
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_SecretSquirrel
11/11/18 10:51:49 PM
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garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

Underleveled posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.

Johnbobb posted...
Lara lost because
even defeating the Sun Queen couldn't prepare her to take on a Sun Goddess


Commander Shepard asked Ryu if he could advance to Round 3. Ryu was not amused.
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11/11/18 11:59:21 PM
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Bumpp
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igordebraga
11/12/18 1:18:03 AM
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garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects


Underleveled posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.

(never played Xenosaga, but spiting the guy who even entered this topic is fun)
Johnbobb posted...
Lara lost because
even defeating the Sun Queen couldn't prepare her to take on a Sun Goddess


Can anyone think of a Ryu reason that isn't a "Shor-yu-ken!" joke?
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Logience
11/12/18 1:24:48 AM
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Aqua lost because KOS-MOS was waterproofed.
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Unbridled9
11/12/18 3:56:31 AM
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handsomeboy2012 posted...
MetalmindStats posted...
Johnbobb posted...
garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

Underleveled posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.


Laura lost because... Ammy defeated the vile Draven and demanded a sacrifice in her name as a reward. She meant belly rubs but we had a spare virgin lying around...

Commander Shepard lost because... His EMS wasn't high enough to defeat Shen Long.
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MarquessLaus
11/12/18 4:16:06 AM
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GavsEvans123 posted...
J7ofvby


garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects

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igordebraga
11/12/18 7:57:29 AM
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Unbridled9 posted...

Commander Shepard lost because... His EMS wasn't high enough to defeat Shen Long.

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LinkMarioSamus
11/12/18 8:15:31 AM
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garetha200 posted...
Press F-Zero to pay respects


Shepard lost because he wanted to share his Draven stories with Ryu but Ryu was having none of that.
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UF8
11/12/18 8:40:49 AM
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Unfortunately for Aqua, KOS-MOS got the fans more wet
Unbridled9 posted...
Commander Shepard lost because... His EMS wasn't high enough to defeat Shen Long.

Johnbobb posted...
Lara lost because
even defeating the Sun Queen couldn't prepare her to take on a Sun Goddess
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Flynn_Scifo27
11/12/18 8:49:46 AM
#29:


Underleveled posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality.


Absolutely.
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Ilishe
11/12/18 9:47:39 AM
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TheStupidRaptor posted...
An awesome character from a popular game series like Aqua losing to a nobody like Kosmos is proof that this tournament was doomed from the start. Like.......... seriously? This is how backwards gamefaqs is?


Xeno rules

Aqua drools
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igordebraga
11/12/18 11:21:06 AM
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Just for posterity, Zen's gif regarding Falcon (The "F-Zero to pay respects" is a better answer anyway!):
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/497169201946165248/510967695764619280/captain_falcon_sephiroth.gif
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11/12/18 11:31:25 AM
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12 Votes
Press F-Zero to pay respects (garetha200)

8 Votes
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS is a beautiful, strong character with a relatable personality (Underleveled)

5 Votes
Lara lost because even defeating the Sun Queen couldn't prepare her to take on a Sun Goddess (Johnbobb)

4 Votes
J7ofvby (GavsEvans123)

3 Votes
Commander Shepard lost because... His EMS wasn't high enough to defeat Shen Long (Unbridled9)

2 Votes
An awesome character from a popular game series like Aqua losing to a nobody like Kosmos is proof that this tournament was doomed from the start. Like.......... seriously? This is how backwards gamefaqs is? (TheStupidRaptor)

1 Vote
Captain Falcon
Sephiroth's sword was too long for Captain Falcon to get in range for a Falcon Punch (GavsEvans123)
Even a Falcon with both its wings can't stand up to a One Winged Angel (Pirateking2000)
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/497169201946165248/510967695764619280/captain_falcon_sephiroth.gif (igordebraga/zen)

Lara Croft
Amaterasu fought to avenge all the animals Lara has killed across her adventures (GavsEvans123)
Lara attempted the Sun Killer Challenge and came up short (Pirateking2000)
Laura lost because... Ammy defeated the vile Draven and demanded a sacrifice in her name as a reward. She meant belly rubs but we had a spare virgin lying around... (Unbridled9)

Shepard
There's no Shepard without Vakarian (Pirateking2000)
Commander Shepard asked Ryu if he could advance to Round 3. Ryu was not amused. (_SecretSquirrel)
Shepard lost because he wanted to share his Draven stories with Ryu but Ryu was having none of that. (LMS)

Aqua
AQUA GOT KOS-MOSd (hombad46)
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS was waterproofed (Logience)
Unfortunately for Aqua, KOS-MOS got the fans more wet (UF8)
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AvaGames
11/12/18 11:37:32 AM
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TheStupidRaptor posted...
An awesome character from a popular game series like Aqua losing to a nobody like Kosmos is proof that this tournament was doomed from the start. Like.......... seriously? This is how backwards gamefaqs is?

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11/12/18 1:54:31 PM
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Bump
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11/12/18 2:59:45 PM
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Badump
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11/12/18 6:03:45 PM
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Last bump
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TsunamiXXVIII
11/12/18 6:25:42 PM
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Unbridled9 posted...
Laura lost because... Ammy defeated the vile Draven and demanded a sacrifice in her name as a reward. She meant belly rubs but we had a spare virgin lying around...

Commander Shepard lost because... His EMS wasn't high enough to defeat Shen Long.


Pirateking2000 posted...
Captain Falcon lost to Sephiroth
Even a Falcon with both its wings can't stand up to a One Winged Angel


Logience posted...
Aqua lost because KOS-MOS was waterproofed.

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ScareChan
11/12/18 6:33:21 PM
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Captain Falcon told Sephiroth to Show him his moves, Seph ripped a car in half and set the track on fire. FALCON LEAVE
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ScareChan
11/12/18 6:35:14 PM
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F-Zero to pay respects is clever
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