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Topic	Whats the most embarrassing date you've ever had?
CarefreeDude 07/16/18 6:16:12 PM #17:	Not really an embarrassing date but... I was on craigslist, looking for a date. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness. I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement. We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back. She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body. We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with. We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does. We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again. --- 3DS friend code: 5112-3770-6561 IGN: Chris Rock Safari: Pupitar, Rhydon, dwebble <cite>CarefreeDude posted [p:905192950] in Whats the ... [t:76813186]...</cite> <quote>Not really an embarrassing date but... I was on craigslist, looking for a date. I reached out to this outdoorsy, super fit, adventurous woman. We talk, we hit it off, so I invite her on a first date; to go for a nice long hike in the Oregon wilderness. I pick her up from her place; She had a backpack full of survival gear with a machete strapped to the side. I thought bringing it along was kind of weird, but my desire to spend some time with this girl clouded my judgement. We go out into the wilderness, go for a hike. It starts out great at first. A few miles in, we come across a river. We decide to go skinny dipping and had some crazy sex by the river. Afterwards, we are covered in mud and other things, but decide to start heading back. She decides she doesn't want to get dressed again. She also wants to take a shortcut, insisting she knows the way. This naked woman covered in mud pulls out her machete, and starts hacking away through the brush. Sticks and thorns from blackberries tear at her skin along the way, adding blood to the mixture of things on her body. We go her way for quite a while. She was growing increasingly frustrated and angry. Finally, I tell her that I think we are going the wrong way, and I was going to go a different way. She objected, but ultimately decided to start following me. I get us back to a highway, and kind of tease her that i was the one that figured it out. She then grabs some nearby roadkill and throws it at me! I was rather pissed about this, but I decided just to get this over with. We walk along the highway, her still naked, until we get back to my car. only one person drove passed us on the way back. i couldn't even imagine what they thought seeing me being followed by a muddy and bloody naked woman wielding a sword. I tell her she can't get into my car unless she puts her clothes back on. After some arguing, she finally does. We had a long and awkwardly quiet drive home. I dropped her off at her place, and never spoke to her again. --- 3DS friend code: 5112-3770-6561 IGN: Chris Rock Safari: Pupitar, Rhydon, dwebble</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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