Board 8 > If everyone left it just a little nicer than they found it...

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Ace_Killjoy
07/07/18 12:12:57 AM
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eventually all restrooms would be clean and proper.

Discuss.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/07/18 12:19:58 AM
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fantasy and not practical
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guffguy89
07/07/18 12:26:58 AM
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so...would this put custodians out of business?
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Dark Young Link
07/07/18 12:29:00 AM
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guffguy89 posted...
so...would this put custodians out of business?


In a perfect world, there would be no need for them.
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Grand Kirby
07/07/18 12:50:58 AM
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All I'd ask for is for people to not throw the trash on the ground.
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Ace_Killjoy
07/07/18 1:00:51 AM
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Grand Kirby posted...
All I'd ask for is for people to not throw the trash on the ground.

That would be leaving it worse than before, so it's factored into the equation.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/07/18 1:05:56 AM
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Ace_Killjoy posted...
Grand Kirby posted...
All I'd ask for is for people to not throw the trash on the ground.

That would be leaving it worse than before, so it's factored into the equation.

but it would also not be making it any nicer
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Underleveled
07/07/18 1:35:43 AM
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So what do you expect me to do? Clean up somebody else's filth when I'm out having a good time?
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redrocket
07/07/18 2:38:40 AM
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You sound like chapters out of a self-help booklet!
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FlyingForever
07/07/18 4:01:14 AM
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About 72% of polled Americans are Christian. Sooooooo... why do these God lovers hate being polite in the poop house?
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Ace_Killjoy
07/07/18 4:05:36 PM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Ace_Killjoy posted...
Grand Kirby posted...
All I'd ask for is for people to not throw the trash on the ground.

That would be leaving it worse than before, so it's factored into the equation.

but it would also not be making it any nicer

Not throwing your trash on the ground is a natural outcome of leaving things a bit nicer.

FlyingForever posted...
About 72% of polled Americans are Christian. Sooooooo... why do these God lovers hate being polite in the poop house?

As part of the ~72%, I think this is a legitimate question.
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turbopuns2
07/07/18 4:10:43 PM
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If people practice this all the time you eventually reach a point where I have to, like, mop the floor before I leave.
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trizob
07/07/18 5:20:31 PM
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It's pretty hard to take a shit in a place and then leave it nicer than you found it.
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RyoCaliente
07/07/18 5:39:51 PM
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guffguy89 posted...
so...would this put custodians out of business?


As someone who actually worked a cleaning job, there is nothing more disgusting than cleaning up a bathroom. And this wasn't some pub or a party place, this was an office building. Your shit still clinging to the bowl? Clean it up yourself, you disgusting human.
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Underleveled
07/07/18 5:48:41 PM
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RyoCaliente posted...
guffguy89 posted...
so...would this put custodians out of business?


As someone who actually worked a cleaning job, there is nothing more disgusting than cleaning up a bathroom. And this wasn't some pub or a party place, this was an office building. Your shit still clinging to the bowl? Clean it up yourself, you disgusting human.

This is not "leaving it nicer than you found it" though, it's "not leaving it worse than you found it," which is fair.
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Uglyface2
07/07/18 7:42:57 PM
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RyoCaliente posted...
guffguy89 posted...
so...would this put custodians out of business?


As someone who actually worked a cleaning job, there is nothing more disgusting than cleaning up a bathroom. And this wasn't some pub or a party place, this was an office building. Your shit still clinging to the bowl? Clean it up yourself, you disgusting human.


I did some similar work 20-odd years ago at a department store. Ever have anyone spray shit all over the wall behind the toilet? Do you want to know what 18 and 19 year old girls think of the 19 year old boy who had to clean that up?
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Ace_Killjoy
07/07/18 11:29:02 PM
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trizob posted...
It's pretty hard to take a shit in a place and then leave it nicer than you found it.

It doesn't have to be anything big. Something as simple as lightly wiping off the seat would do it, for instance.
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Robazoid
07/07/18 11:37:31 PM
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If everyone left it a little nicer than they found it, then eventually the bathroom's would be so nice that there would be nothing to improve
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Drakeryn
07/07/18 11:41:25 PM
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Ace_Killjoy posted...
trizob posted...
It's pretty hard to take a shit in a place and then leave it nicer than you found it.

It doesn't have to be anything big. Something as simple as lightly wiping off the seat would do it, for instance.

what if the seat is clean

do you go from stall to stall hoping to find an unclean seat so you can wipe it off
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Mythiot
07/08/18 12:02:22 AM
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Worked as a bathroom cleaner at an amusement park in the summer of 16, and can confirm that it was gross, but really gross stuff was rarer than you'd think. We just had a lot of people working on bathrooms, I guess.

Fun fact: Women's bathrooms are actually grosser than the men's.
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XIII_rocks
07/08/18 12:21:55 AM
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Drakeryn posted...
Ace_Killjoy posted...
trizob posted...
It's pretty hard to take a shit in a place and then leave it nicer than you found it.

It doesn't have to be anything big. Something as simple as lightly wiping off the seat would do it, for instance.

what if the seat is clean

do you go from stall to stall hoping to find an unclean seat so you can wipe it off


Maybe there's some soap on the side of sink or something

There's more than one way of achieving this
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XIII_rocks
07/08/18 12:23:41 AM
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Dark Young Link posted...
guffguy89 posted...
so...would this put custodians out of business?


In a perfect world, there would be no need for them.


Does this perfect world involve everybody carrying around disinfectants, soaps, mops, etc?
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tazzyboyishere
07/08/18 12:38:05 AM
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Restrooms would be fine if people stopped missing with their shits. How can you fail so bad at pooping?
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Uglyface2
07/08/18 12:55:52 AM
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tazzyboyishere posted...
Restrooms would be fine if people stopped missing with their shits. How can you fail so bad at pooping?


They squat rather than sit.
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HaRRicH
07/08/18 1:02:05 PM
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Robazoid posted...
If everyone left it a little nicer than they found it, then eventually the bathroom's would be so nice that there would be nothing to improve


Then it's time for remodeling.
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Ace_Killjoy
07/08/18 8:54:34 PM
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Robazoid posted...
If everyone left it a little nicer than they found it, then eventually the bathroom's would be so nice that there would be nothing to improve

Why stop at bathrooms?
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TheGoddamnSanta
07/08/18 9:22:53 PM
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guffguy89 posted...
so...would this put custodians out of business?


not necessarily, unless "leaving it nicer than you found it" involved wiping fecal matter of each wall before you leave.
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Raka_Putra
07/08/18 9:33:12 PM
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Oh man you know what, if everyone follows this creed then where is the hypothetical limit?
Maybe it'll get to the point that people have to leave a nice knit toilet seat cover or small potted flowers. Then people have to one-up those by replacing the toilet with one of those fancy Japanese toilets with 100 functions and a Nintendo Switch dock. There's just no end to the madness.
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TomNook
07/08/18 10:45:58 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
Oh man you know what, if everyone follows this creed then where is the hypothetical limit?
Maybe it'll get to the point that people have to leave a nice knit toilet seat cover or small potted flowers. Then people have to one-up those by replacing the toilet with one of those fancy Japanese toilets with 100 functions and a Nintendo Switch dock. There's just no end to the madness.

But nicer is subjective. What if a Sony fanboy saw the Switch and destroyed it, thinking he was making it nicer. Where do those limits stop?
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Ace_Killjoy
07/08/18 11:08:28 PM
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TomNook posted...
Raka_Putra posted...
Oh man you know what, if everyone follows this creed then where is the hypothetical limit?
Maybe it'll get to the point that people have to leave a nice knit toilet seat cover or small potted flowers. Then people have to one-up those by replacing the toilet with one of those fancy Japanese toilets with 100 functions and a Nintendo Switch dock. There's just no end to the madness.

But nicer is subjective. What if a Sony fanboy saw the Switch and destroyed it, thinking he was making it nicer. Where do those limits stop?

Starting to think this could be a movie.
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Raka_Putra
07/08/18 11:10:13 PM
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So we need to find an objective standard of nicety that everyone can agree to. Easy as pie.
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Underleveled
07/08/18 11:17:56 PM
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Raka_Putra posted...
So we need to find an objective standard of nicety that everyone can agree to. Easy as pie.

1. Don't kill people
2. Don't drop a duke in the urinal

I think that covers it.
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Raka_Putra
07/08/18 11:23:40 PM
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What about a duchess
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Ace_Killjoy
07/09/18 12:48:45 AM
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Quick. Someone clone Isaac Asimov and ask him to come up with a new set of laws.
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