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Coffeebeanz 06/28/18 12:53:54 PM #151:	BlueBoy675 posted... A robot originally built for destruction saves the world from a corrupt regime. Elemental Gimmick Gear --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:904127591] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>BlueBoy675 posted...</cite> <quote>A robot originally built for destruction saves the world from a corrupt regime.</quote> Elemental Gimmick Gear</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 06/28/18 2:55:26 PM #152:	Coffeebeanz posted... BlueBoy675 posted... A robot originally built for destruction saves the world from a corrupt regime. Elemental Gimmick Gear Nope --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:904134372] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>BlueBoy675 posted...</cite> <quote>A robot originally built for destruction saves the world from a corrupt regime.</quote> Elemental Gimmick Gear</quote> Nope</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 06/28/18 3:37:26 PM #153:	Handyman cleans up filth and graffiti around resort town. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:904136820] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Handyman cleans up filth and graffiti around resort town.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tappor 06/28/18 3:39:09 PM #154:	SpiralDrift posted... Handyman cleans up filth and graffiti around resort town. Super Mario Sunshine --- Facetious <cite>Tappor posted [p:904136912] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>Handyman cleans up filth and graffiti around resort town.</quote> Super Mario Sunshine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 06/28/18 3:46:02 PM #155:	Tappor posted... SpiralDrift posted... Handyman cleans up filth and graffiti around resort town. Super Mario Sunshine Yep. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:904137280] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Tappor posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>Handyman cleans up filth and graffiti around resort town.</quote> Super Mario Sunshine</quote> Yep.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 06/28/18 5:31:20 PM #156:	Coffeebeanz posted... IHeartRadiation posted... Run around enchanting camp for young super soldiers only to get consistently mauled set on fire and drown with one of your mentors threatening to explode your head if you keep annoying him. Psychonauts Yep You play as a nobody whose only job is infect himself with super zombie demon cancer unless you find the good ending where you eat a moth and die. BlueBoy675 posted... A robot originally built for destruction saves the world from a corrupt regime. Mega Man Zero. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:904143128] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>IHeartRadiation posted...</cite> <quote>Run around enchanting camp for young super soldiers only to get consistently mauled set on fire and drown with one of your mentors threatening to explode your head if you keep annoying him.</quote> Psychonauts</quote> Yep You play as a nobody whose only job is infect himself with super zombie demon cancer unless you find the good ending where you eat a moth and die. <cite>BlueBoy675 posted...</cite> <quote>A robot originally built for destruction saves the world from a corrupt regime.</quote> Mega Man Zero.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675 06/28/18 5:53:13 PM #157:	Correct for Mega Man Zero --- Hope rides alone <cite>BlueBoy675 posted [p:904144462] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Correct for Mega Man Zero</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 06/28/18 10:21:15 PM #158:	In the far future, adventurers get to the root of problems caused by the elimination of pollution. --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:904158975] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>In the far future, adventurers get to the root of problems caused by the elimination of pollution.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cpt_Calamity 06/29/18 8:44:55 PM #159:	Coffeebeanz posted... Sentient dog and his owners go on intergalactic journey to save teddy bears from giant insects, and their own sometimes-intentional friendly fire. Jet Force Gemini --- Go back to your home on whore island. <cite>Cpt_Calamity posted [p:904215089] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Sentient dog and his owners go on intergalactic journey to save teddy bears from giant insects, and their own sometimes-intentional friendly fire.</quote> Jet Force Gemini</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 06/29/18 8:52:16 PM #160:	Cpt_Calamity posted... Coffeebeanz posted... Sentient dog and his owners go on intergalactic journey to save teddy bears from giant insects, and their own sometimes-intentional friendly fire. Jet Force Gemini Yep --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:904215414] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cpt_Calamity posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Sentient dog and his owners go on intergalactic journey to save teddy bears from giant insects, and their own sometimes-intentional friendly fire.</quote> Jet Force Gemini</quote> Yep</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/29/18 8:53:22 PM #161:	Daddy's kids are starting shit and you gotta fix it (just like fucking everything else...). --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:904215459] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Daddy's kids are starting shit and you gotta fix it (just like fucking everything else...).</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 06/30/18 7:35:29 AM #162:	Group of the world's top special forces operators inexplicably fights themselves. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:904235500] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Group of the world's top special forces operators inexplicably fights themselves.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/30/18 8:11:21 AM #163:	You force animals to breed by feeding them candy and use your shovel to kill the unwanted ones. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904236186] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>You force animals to breed by feeding them candy and use your shovel to kill the unwanted ones.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 06/30/18 8:14:01 AM #164:	Chess where you can breed your pieces to create more pieces which travel back in time --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:904236240] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Chess where you can breed your pieces to create more pieces which travel back in time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 06/30/18 8:17:31 AM #165:	LightningAce11 posted... Person wants to cure their sickness but end up fighting werewolves and aliens, finally turning into a slug. That last bit sounds a lot like IHNMAIMS. Anyways... Someone goes to town to find someone else. --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:904236314] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>Person wants to cure their sickness but end up fighting werewolves and aliens, finally turning into a slug.</quote> That last bit sounds a lot like IHNMAIMS. Anyways... Someone goes to town to find someone else.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 8:18:08 AM #166:	EverDownward posted... Someone goes to town to find someone else. Silent Hill 2? <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904236325] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote>Someone goes to town to find someone else.</quote> Silent Hill 2?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 06/30/18 8:18:47 AM #167:	DK9292 posted... EverDownward posted... Someone goes to town to find someone else. Silent Hill 2? That obvious, huh? :P --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:904236340] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote>Someone goes to town to find someone else.</quote> Silent Hill 2?</quote> That obvious, huh? :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 8:20:59 AM #168:	EverDownward posted... DK9292 posted... EverDownward posted... Someone goes to town to find someone else. Silent Hill 2? That obvious, huh? :P I really don't know how you can be that vague and still that obvious. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904236396] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote>Someone goes to town to find someone else.</quote> Silent Hill 2?</quote> That obvious, huh? :P</quote> I really don't know how you can be that vague and still that obvious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 06/30/18 8:23:14 AM #169:	You use magic and guns while trying to figure out why the world is drying up and dying and why nobody can remember shit right or at all past a certain point. --- "Donald Trump has the most presidential penis of all time" - DifferentialEquation <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:904236446] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>You use magic and guns while trying to figure out why the world is drying up and dying and why nobody can remember shit right or at all past a certain point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoboLaserGandhi 06/30/18 8:23:24 AM #170:	Overpaid clowns with brain damage body slam each other for an oddly shaped egg, commentated by a dying man who was last relevant 10 years ago. <cite>RoboLaserGandhi posted [p:904236452] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Overpaid clowns with brain damage body slam each other for an oddly shaped egg, commentated by a dying man who was last relevant 10 years ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 8:25:16 AM #171:	Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904236490] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EverDownward 06/30/18 8:28:15 AM #172:	DK9292 posted... EverDownward posted... DK9292 posted... EverDownward posted... Someone goes to town to find someone else. Silent Hill 2? That obvious, huh? :P I really don't know how you can be that vague and still that obvious. Well, it is the premise of the game at its most basic. It's really a very simple game, in that respect. --- "And you can't tell me what my spirit tells me isn't true, can you?" <cite>EverDownward posted [p:904236544] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>EverDownward posted...</cite> <quote>Someone goes to town to find someone else.</quote> Silent Hill 2?</quote> That obvious, huh? :P</quote> I really don't know how you can be that vague and still that obvious.</quote> Well, it is the premise of the game at its most basic. It's really a very simple game, in that respect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
domranguay 06/30/18 8:40:16 AM #173:	You come from a future where time has supposedly stopped, but it didn't effect any animals for some reason. You must travel to the past to stop time from stopping, but obtaining the items you must collect to do this stops time in the area you found them. <cite>domranguay posted [p:904236832] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>You come from a future where time has supposedly stopped, but it didn't effect any animals for some reason. You must travel to the past to stop time from stopping, but obtaining the items you must collect to do this stops time in the area you found them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matteus70 06/30/18 9:30:54 AM #174:	Putting a virtual ball into a virtual cup is slightly less frustrating than the real thing. --- echo off <cite>matteus70 posted [p:904238196] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Putting a virtual ball into a virtual cup is slightly less frustrating than the real thing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 06/30/18 11:28:33 AM #175:	awesome999 posted... Chess where you can breed your pieces to create more pieces which travel back in time Fire Emblem Awakening? VectorChaos posted... You use magic and guns while trying to figure out why the world is drying up and dying and why nobody can remember shit right or at all past a certain point. Resonance of Fate? DK9292 posted... Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives. Ni no Kuni 2? --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:904242504] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>awesome999 posted...</cite> <quote>Chess where you can breed your pieces to create more pieces which travel back in time</quote>Fire Emblem Awakening? <cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote>You use magic and guns while trying to figure out why the world is drying up and dying and why nobody can remember shit right or at all past a certain point.</quote>Resonance of Fate? <cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives.</quote>Ni no Kuni 2?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MelzezDoor 06/30/18 11:58:47 AM #176:	VectorChaos posted... You use magic and guns while trying to figure out why the world is drying up and dying and why nobody can remember shit right or at all past a certain point. ~~Wild Arms 3~~ --- https://imgur.com/ARaZB2G https://imgur.com/LvEUiSl <cite>MelzezDoor posted [p:904243916] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote>You use magic and guns while trying to figure out why the world is drying up and dying and why nobody can remember shit right or at all past a certain point.</quote> Wild Arms 3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kircheis 06/30/18 1:23:55 PM #177:	domranguay posted... You come from a future where time has supposedly stopped, but it didn't effect any animals for some reason. You must travel to the past to stop time from stopping, but obtaining the items you must collect to do this stops time in the area you found them. Pokemon ~~Mystery Dungeon: Explorers.~~ That summary is actually a pretty big spoiler for the game being summarized, just so y'all know. Edit: Edited spoiler tag because context-less spoiler tags are lame, yo. --- http://error1355.com/ce/Kircheis.html <cite>Kircheis posted [p:904247494] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>domranguay posted...</cite> <quote>You come from a future where time has supposedly stopped, but it didn't effect any animals for some reason. You must travel to the past to stop time from stopping, but obtaining the items you must collect to do this stops time in the area you found them.</quote> Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers. That summary is actually a pretty big spoiler for the game being summarized, just so y'all know. Edit: Edited spoiler tag because context-less spoiler tags are lame, yo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 1:25:37 PM #178:	Megaman50100 posted... DK9292 posted... Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives. Ni no Kuni 2? Nope. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904247555] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives.</quote>Ni no Kuni 2?</quote> Nope.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vultis_Zales 06/30/18 1:54:41 PM #179:	You eat and eat and run away then eat some more then turn back around to continue eating --- when someone brings a rocket launcher to a gunfight, you run the HELL home. <cite>Vultis_Zales posted [p:904248782] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>You eat and eat and run away then eat some more then turn back around to continue eating</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/30/18 2:06:51 PM #180:	Vultis_Zales posted... You eat and eat and run away then eat some more then turn back around to continue eating Pacman? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904249324] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vultis_Zales posted...</cite> <quote>You eat and eat and run away then eat some more then turn back around to continue eating</quote> Pacman?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 2:11:10 PM #181:	It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904249562] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/30/18 2:11:36 PM #182:	DK9292 posted... It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading. Space Invaders? --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904249590] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading.</quote> Space Invaders?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 2:12:09 PM #183:	stone posted... DK9292 posted... It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading. Space Invaders? Are mine too obvious? :P <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904249619] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading.</quote> Space Invaders?</quote> Are mine too obvious? :P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/30/18 2:16:39 PM #184:	DK9292 posted... stone posted... DK9292 posted... It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading. Space Invaders? Are mine too obvious? :P Well you made it a bit obvious with that last sentence yeah ;p But the second paragraph is what tipped me off before I even got to the end of the post EDIT: plus I prefer obvious ones than super obscure ones I never played (but then again I'm no reference when it comes to games, I barely play anything recent) --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904249838] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>It was dark. The military had been tipped off that the attack would happen that night. They had set up a perimeter of shields to protect their base, and a mobile cannon to repel the attackers. Then they saw them. Descending from the sky, slowly, deliberately, menacingly. They readied their cannon to blow the attackers out of the sky. It was time. The aliens were invading.</quote> Space Invaders?</quote> Are mine too obvious? :P</quote> Well you made it a bit obvious with that last sentence yeah ;p But the second paragraph is what tipped me off before I even got to the end of the post EDIT: plus I prefer obvious ones than super obscure ones I never played (but then again I'm no reference when it comes to games, I barely play anything recent)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 06/30/18 2:52:27 PM #185:	Game 1: You create stars for your father. Game 2: Robots invade a planet and the most powerful creature in existence fights them off. davyheinz posted... Six characters, in pairs, set out to stop the end of the world and their stories interconnect. Despite having the same end goal, they begrudgingly help one another and yet most of them have actually met before. Final Fantasy XIII stone posted... You force animals to breed by feeding them candy and use your shovel to kill the unwanted ones. Viva Pinata --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:904251549] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Game 1: You create stars for your father. Game 2: Robots invade a planet and the most powerful creature in existence fights them off. <cite>davyheinz posted...</cite> <quote>Six characters, in pairs, set out to stop the end of the world and their stories interconnect. Despite having the same end goal, they begrudgingly help one another and yet most of them have actually met before.</quote> Final Fantasy XIII <cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>You force animals to breed by feeding them candy and use your shovel to kill the unwanted ones.</quote> Viva Pinata</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/30/18 2:53:43 PM #186:	sauceje posted... Game 1: You create stars for your father. Katamari Damacy Not sure about game 2.. Either it's something I never played, or I just can't quite put my finger on it. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904251614] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>sauceje posted...</cite> <quote>Game 1: You create stars for your father. </quote> Katamari Damacy Not sure about game 2.. Either it's something I never played, or I just can't quite put my finger on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 2:55:36 PM #187:	Might be a bit too obscure, but... You assist your shadow in its quest to take over the world because you have literally no personality. <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904251714] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>Might be a bit too obscure, but... You assist your shadow in its quest to take over the world because you have literally no personality.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 06/30/18 3:00:32 PM #188:	You work in a factory as a goggles tester and need to pass various tests to ensure they function properly before they're packed and sold. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:904251959] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>You work in a factory as a goggles tester and need to pass various tests to ensure they function properly before they're packed and sold.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DK9292 06/30/18 3:05:04 PM #190:	Conflict posted... Dude gets the power of a book to help him stop the world from being destroyed Avalon Code! <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904252169] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote>Dude gets the power of a book to help him stop the world from being destroyed</quote> Avalon Code!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RchHomieQuanChi 06/30/18 3:07:16 PM #192:	dave_is_slick posted... RchHomieQuanChi posted... A robot with big tits goes around eating everybody. I'm lost. ~~Dragonball FighterZ~~ --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:904252283] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>dave_is_slick posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted...</cite> <quote>A robot with big tits goes around eating everybody.</quote> I'm lost.</quote> Dragonball FighterZ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RchHomieQuanChi 06/30/18 3:15:15 PM #193:	A racist organization sends a cyborg zombie on a recruitment mission so they can fight a giant robo-baby. --- I have nothing else to say <cite>RchHomieQuanChi posted [p:904252663] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote>A racist organization sends a cyborg zombie on a recruitment mission so they can fight a giant robo-baby.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fire_bolt 06/30/18 5:54:40 PM #194:	Conflict posted... Wrong I guess that was too obscure Book allows him to 'fix' mistakes Radiant Historia --- Watch me stream! On every day usually around 6 PM EST. https://www.twitch.tv/bolt_thundara https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/bolt_thundara/#sort=price <cite>fire_bolt posted [p:904260189] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote>Wrong I guess that was too obscure Book allows him to 'fix' mistakes</quote> Radiant Historia</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 06/30/18 7:21:54 PM #195:	DK9292 posted... Megaman50100 posted... DK9292 posted... Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives. Ni no Kuni 2? Nope. Dark Cloud? --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:904264341] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives.</quote>Ni no Kuni 2?</quote> Nope.</quote> Dark Cloud?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 06/30/18 7:23:30 PM #196:	DK9292 posted... Conflict posted... Dude gets the power of a book to help him stop the world from being destroyed Avalon Code! Or Radiant Historia --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:904264410] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Conflict posted...</cite> <quote>Dude gets the power of a book to help him stop the world from being destroyed</quote> Avalon Code!</quote> Or Radiant Historia</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vultis_Zales 06/30/18 9:03:30 PM #197:	stone posted... Vultis_Zales posted... You eat and eat and run away then eat some more then turn back around to continue eating Pacman? correct --- when someone brings a rocket launcher to a gunfight, you run the HELL home. <cite>Vultis_Zales posted [p:904269249] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vultis_Zales posted...</cite> <quote>You eat and eat and run away then eat some more then turn back around to continue eating</quote> Pacman?</quote> correct</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DK9292 06/30/18 9:06:14 PM #198:	Megaman50100 posted... DK9292 posted... Megaman50100 posted... DK9292 posted... Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives. Ni no Kuni 2? Nope. Dark Cloud? Got it. :3 <cite>DK9292 posted [p:904269396] in ITT we sum... [t:76754993]...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Megaman50100 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DK9292 posted...</cite> <quote>Some military dude watched too much Aladdin and unleashes a big fat purple guy to destroy the world. A mute kid in a poncho is saved by the fairy pope, who then sends him on a quest to save the world by finding his balls. Also he has a gem that lets him play Sim City with people's lives.</quote>Ni no Kuni 2?</quote> Nope.</quote> Dark Cloud?</quote> Got it. :3</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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