Poll of the Day > Supermarket refuses to put "Cum" on graduation cake.

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JazzMasterZero
05/22/18 3:46:44 PM
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/05/22/publix-market-south-carolina-censors-grads-summa-cum-laude-cake/631829002/

Obviously this Publix bakery worker never graduated cum laude because they are an idiot.
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Dikitain
05/22/18 3:51:53 PM
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If the woman wants cum on her cake she should be able to get cum on her cake dammit!
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PK_Spam
05/22/18 3:51:55 PM
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You know what you did with that topic title
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GanglyKhan
05/22/18 3:55:34 PM
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Laudes of cum
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dragon504
05/22/18 4:13:22 PM
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This seems like the perfect thing to use that smartphone that's nigh attached to a lot of peoples hands and fix.
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VeeVees
05/22/18 4:18:58 PM
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That's why they are working at a supermarket.
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HANGtheDJ_86
05/22/18 4:23:59 PM
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Yum
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SunWuKung420
05/22/18 4:24:39 PM
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VeeVees posted...
That's why they are working at a supermarket.


They might not even be qualified for that.

Even if you didn't go to college, you should be aware of cum laudes, given how much it's referenced in pop culture.
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jramirez23
05/22/18 4:25:19 PM
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lol to me thats just another example of the anti-intellectual culture in the US.
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Andromicus
05/22/18 4:28:25 PM
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It's a silly title in a dead language, give folks some slack
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TheCyborgNinja
05/22/18 4:46:58 PM
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jramirez23 posted...
lol to me thats just another example of the anti-intellectual culture in the US.

Yeah. Agreed. It reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy saying "jackarse" instead of jackass, even though that's technically more offensive.
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GanglyKhan
05/22/18 5:23:00 PM
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Andromicus posted...
It's a silly title in a dead language, give folks some slack


Critical thinking skills should have kicked in. "Laude" isn't an English word, which should have lead to someone thinking about what that meant. And like dragon504 up there said, use a smartphone. What good is having all the knowledge in the world at your disposal if you aren't going to use it?
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adjl
05/22/18 6:30:44 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
You know what you did with that topic title


More liek JizzMasterZero mirite?
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dedbus
05/22/18 6:35:06 PM
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Oh no she was absolutely HUMILIATED. This situation was UBELIEVEABLE and totally like THE WORST.

Kids like meh and everyone got a mild chuckle but moms gotta ham it up for uhh maybe a coupon or whatever she's getting.
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green dragon
05/22/18 6:38:30 PM
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I would gladly put cum on that cake
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Mead
05/22/18 7:33:31 PM
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They should just add the cum on top themselves
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Veedrock-
05/22/18 7:50:33 PM
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My god the responses in here are cringy.
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knivesX2004
05/22/18 7:52:22 PM
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Andromicus posted...
It's a silly title in a dead language, give folks some slack

Found the non scientist.
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Yellow
05/22/18 7:57:06 PM
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I work at a supermarket, I wrote "Happy Vasectomy" on one last week.

I took pictures, but I never posted them anywhere out of fear that they would spread around and come back to me.
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SmokeMassTree
05/22/18 7:58:41 PM
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What about boogers tho
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wolfy42
05/22/18 7:59:04 PM
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I've heard of a Rum cake before, but never a Cum cake....eww.
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Golden Road
05/22/18 8:00:15 PM
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Well, maybe the baker had some trouble with the request. They needed a helping hand.
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Criminalt
05/23/18 4:49:15 PM
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Can't wait for them to read that some Indian dishes have cumin.
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Bacon_Pancakes
05/23/18 5:23:09 PM
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Criminalt posted...
Can't wait for them to read that some Indian dishes have cumin.

Cum in what?
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