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Aki_Narukami posted...

can I be a character in your game

this is kaname by the way

make me a rapper ok

That explains a lot

Leanaunfurled posted...

I dont understand the weird love/like of vegy. And the only reason I am posting it here is because whenever the idea is brought up on the boards its ignored or brushed off.

Vegy loves to stir the pot. And hes good at it, too. He knows when to bump a topic. He know what to say. He always says just the right thing or ask just the right question to start stirring the pot.

As an example, Id like to point to the mipond/Hairy Man fiasco. Vegy was the one who instigated that massive drama when he mentioned mipond despite the topic being fairly vague prior to that. And that mention exploded into that massive drama that made mipond cry. Vegy is not a good person. If you like that intentionally annoying shit and female obsession shit he does then fucking go for it. But he also stirs the pot and I find that despicable.

This is 100% true about vegy.

iirc leverage was da one who mentioned her

nice try doe
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Vegy posted...

Leanaunfurled posted...

I dont understand the weird love/like of vegy. And the only reason I am posting it here is because whenever the idea is brought up on the boards its ignored or brushed off.

Vegy loves to stir the pot. And hes good at it, too. He knows when to bump a topic. He know what to say. He always says just the right thing or ask just the right question to start stirring the pot.

As an example, Id like to point to the mipond/Hairy Man fiasco. Vegy was the one who instigated that massive drama when he mentioned mipond despite the topic being fairly vague prior to that. And that mention exploded into that massive drama that made mipond cry. Vegy is not a good person. If you like that intentionally annoying shit and female obsession shit he does then fucking go for it. But he also stirs the pot and I find that despicable.

This is 100% true about vegy.

iirc leverage was da one who mentioned her

nice try doe

You literally made a post your most hated CEuser topic the other day.
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CapnMuffin posted...

You literally made a post your most hated CEuser topic the other day.

to make fun of da love version as a joke lol
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Vegy did nothing wrong

of course you defend vegy.
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he's funny and CE isn't to be taken seriously

shut up kaname

stop defending the worst users on the board smh
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you guys need to learn to chill

maybe for you CE is some sort of dating websight but for everyone else it's just a place to fuck around

This guy is also known for defending Hoth, Bok, and other less-than-reputable users.

He's also on the verge of having all of his accounts Banned.
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...

This guy is also known for defending Hoth, Bok, and other less-than-reputable users.

He's also on the verge of having all of his accounts Banned.

he's probably defended you at one point tbqh
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Kaname is cool imo
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Vulgorn posted...

Volkswagen_Bros posted...

This guy is also known for defending Hoth, Bok, and other less-than-reputable users.

He's also on the verge of having all of his accounts Banned.

he's probably defended you at one point tbqh

no

Vegy posted...

Kaname is cool imo

thanks you too

don't get all bitter that not everyone thinks CE is tinder, vulgar

Too much unnecessary drama. Take it to PM's people

Aki_Narukami posted...

don't get all bitter that not everyone thinks CE is tinder, vulgar

in what way do i think ce is tinder
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Vulgorn posted...

shut up kaname

stop defending the worst users on the board smh

Kinda have to agree for once
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Vulgorn posted...

Aki_Narukami posted...

don't get all bitter that not everyone thinks CE is tinder, vulgar

in what way do i think ce is tinder

ask imcallingyouout :V

I use a pringles can to shoot my ummm "stuff" into when watching adult movies. I keep it right next to the computer ready to go.
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Aki_Narukami posted...

ask imcallingyouout :V

no u
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Yes, because clearly you only have one in two ways to think about this site:
1. A trolling ground in which everything and everyone is meaningless or

2. A dating site

Makes sense. /s
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don't pretend you dont use this site to date

Aki_Narukami posted...

he's funny and CE isn't to be taken seriously

Super funny when he chases girls off the board, harasses them through Pms and mocks people for going to rehab.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Aki_Narukami posted...

he's funny and CE isn't to be taken seriously

Super funny when he chases girls off the board, harasses them through Pms and mocks people for going to rehab.

makes me laugh everytime
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I didnt find it very funny when one of my best friends ended up crying because of his actions.
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I'm a great person, notice how all da vegy haters are always angry all da time???
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Go_Totodile posted...

I didnt find it very funny when one of my best friends ended up crying because of his actions.

Now I'm curious.
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Goats posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I use a pringles can to shoot my ummm "stuff" into when watching adult movies. I keep it right next to the computer ready to go.

hm that might be effective tbh. How's the smell?

Awful but if you hold your breath when it's open you're good.
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I use the site to talk to people with similar interests and make friends, as do many others. This shouldn't be a hard concept for you to grasp, kaname.

Im a twenty six year old miserable piece of shit and keep telling myself that if nothing in my life changed by the time Im thirty [redacted]. :)

Everyone treats me like I've had a silver spoon in my mouth because I still live with my parents and depend on them for certain things. However, they weren't there:
- when my father was being guinea pig'd on pain meds and he was out of it and unavailable during much of my early childhood
- when my father had to quit working when I was like 6 (mother wasn't able to work either)
- when, as a result of this, my parents had to file bankruptcy and we were eating shit like hot water cakes (flour + water) and peanut butter crackers to scrape by
- when I was emotionally and verbally abused my whole life and no one stepped in
-when I wanted to fucking kill myself during most of my adolescence
And people wonder why I complain so fucking much.

I have a huge crush on Reis because he's so smart and chill, but also he's handsome af.

I've had a herpes scare and several pregnancy scares. Thankfully, neither were positive.

This is the girl with the crush- we talk but I always feel like Im bugging him, and his humor is kind of awkward so its hard to tell what he thinks. We live too far away to actually make it work though, so I just try not to think about it..

:^)

One time, when I had roommates, I was the person that gave the landlords the money. The first month, the landlord (who was old) asked for 200 dollars less than we agreed. So I wrote the check for that amount. Pocketed the $200 but my roommates were dicks anyway

You won't post this.

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Leanaunfurled posted...

Im a twenty six year old miserable piece of shit and keep telling myself that if nothing in my life changed by the time Im thirty [redacted]. :)

don't wait for the world, change it yourself

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Goats posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I use a pringles can to shoot my ummm "stuff" into when watching adult movies. I keep it right next to the computer ready to go.

hm that might be effective tbh. How's the smell?

Awful but if you hold your breath when it's open you're good.

Why not use a glass jar or something so you can see it
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Ugh, enough dumb CE drama. More confessions!

Or did she post some and they got taken down? I see some deleted posts :(
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ShinigamiSoul posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Goats posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I use a pringles can to shoot my ummm "stuff" into when watching adult movies. I keep it right next to the computer ready to go.

hm that might be effective tbh. How's the smell?

Awful but if you hold your breath when it's open you're good.

Why not use a glass jar or something so you can see it

user KLoud_KoNNeCteD's penis is far too powerful for a mere jar

ShinigamiSoul posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Goats posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I use a pringles can to shoot my ummm "stuff" into when watching adult movies. I keep it right next to the computer ready to go.

hm that might be effective tbh. How's the smell?

Awful but if you hold your breath when it's open you're good.

Why not use a glass jar or something so you can see it

Why would you want to see it!? That's weird man, that's just weird.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

ShinigamiSoul posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Goats posted...

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I use a pringles can to shoot my ummm "stuff" into when watching adult movies. I keep it right next to the computer ready to go.

hm that might be effective tbh. How's the smell?

Awful but if you hold your breath when it's open you're good.

Why not use a glass jar or something so you can see it

Why would you want to see it!? That's weird man, that's just weird.

What's the point in collecting your stuff if you can't look at it??
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Slightly out of order but it's large so I'll give it its own post:

So we're doing lovey-dovey stuff this week? Well, ok, but mine's not so happy... Last Fall I joined a really neat, accepting online community based off Youtuber's channel. It was mostly their Discord group. I mad a few friends, and one thing we all had in common was that we enjoyed role playing (chatroom stuff, not bedroom stuff). Everyone would change their name to whatever video game character they wanted to be that day, alter their pic, etc and we'd just role play those characters.

Well, it got a bit out of hand so the server owner asked us to quit spamming and we quickly agreed. Instead, I created a server SPECIFICALLY for role play stuff and we moved there. All cool, no hard feelings, everybody still friends.

Anyway, that was backstory. On to romance. So server's been going a few weeks, there's been some drama, but a good time was had by all. I was going through a really difficult time then and it was really nice to just have some people to be chill with every day. It turned out damn near everyone there was a bunch of kids (between the ages of 8 and 17, actually) except me and two other people. One was a friend I invited to the server, the other was a girl a couple years older than me. She and I actually hit it off REALLY well. Started off just doing role play stuff together, then we ended up just talking through DMs quite a bit when the kids were being bratty. We were basically the mom and dad of the server by this point, and it was kinda fun. We were definitely crushing on each other and it was great tbh. It got a little scary when I found out she actually lived like 100 miles away because suddenly it looked like it could be REAL, and at first I wasn't sure how I felt about that. Then I realized that this was probably the most fun, least toxic relationship I had ever been in and I decided I was ready to see if she wanted to try meeting up and dating IRL.

You're probably expecting it to have gone sour, but you'd be wrong. It was actually way worse. I got really busy with work right around New Years, so I put off asking her on a date til when I knew work would slow down. Everything was cool through Christmas (it was actually amazing through Christmas, tbh, the best I'd had in years)... Then things got odd with her a few days after that. She wasn't online as much, she was less talkative when she was online, and while we still had a good time I could tell something was wrong. I finally found out a few days later. She had that really bad flu that was going around at the time and was absolutely miserable sick. She was still spending time with us as she felt up to it... But she was just totally wiped out.

The last day I talked to her was New Years Eve while I was working. We were sending each other DMs while I was on break and after about 1 PM she quit replying.

... She's not been online since then, on Discord or Steam. At all. And while it could be any number of reasons, I'm pretty sure she died. I think the flu got her like it did so many other people.

It depresses the fuck out of me if I dwell on it. She was genuinely the sweetest person I've ever been involved with, even if we weren't really dating. The world is a worse place without her, and I doubt I'll find someone as amazing ever again.

Welp. Think its time to go get drunk

This is depressing as shit. Do you know anyone that might have her phone # or anything?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I use a pringles can to shoot my ummm "stuff" into when watching adult movies. I keep it right next to the computer ready to go.

I dyed
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I bet I know who the Reis confession is from...

Me
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Zodd3224 posted...

I bet I know who the Reis confession is from...

Me

the world may never know...
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Shut the fuck up and @ me you cowards

I considered @'ing you but then I was like...he'd just whine about me @'ing him. So I didn't.
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Reis posted...

Shut the fuck up and @ me you cowards

@Reis

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW
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@Reis

Can I rub your balls a little bit?? The way the sweat beads up and glistens in the moonlight is such a turn on. *takes my tampons out* I'm ready for it hot daddy.
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This topic is heating up

joestarrr posted...

Reis posted...

Shut the fuck up and @ me you cowards

@Reis

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

@Reis

Can I rub your balls a little bit?? The way the sweat beads up and glistens in the moonlight is such a turn on. *takes my tampons out* I'm ready for it hot daddy.

@Reis

Shut the fuck up and post a selfie

Thanks
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Ive cheated on my girlfriend about 8-10 times - that includes oral and just straight up fucking. There are a ton of reasons why and we really shouldnt still be together (been almost 3 years) but there it is. Would explain more about how and why but its beside the point for something like this. I felt guilty the first time. After that I didnt. Ive also gone out on many more dates with girls. Often didnt even plan on hooking up, just wanted to brush up on my dating approach when I knew I actually was looking to hook up. I honestly feel shittier about those nothing dates than the actual fucking around.

I farted at work because I really had to (it was like a gas bomb blew up in my stomach after lunch) and couldn't get up to go to the bathroom. I let these little testers out and figured it was okay to keep doing that little by little until i was relieved. I got about halfway through before I started hearing coughing from like 4 different desks around me and even a "who farted". Nobody EVER farts at my work.

Its the real Hey here. Im not Hoth, despite what my stalkers say. We both just post similarly. Ive posted literal pictures of myself before and they still refuse to admit that Im a unique user.
On that note, Id still like to remind you all that Hey Day is 11 days away. (5-11-18) I hope you all can come to CE on that day because it will be a grand event.
Im actually miffed about becoming KoS however. I rarely post violations anymore. Ill admit, some accounts, like my HeyFAQS one, went overboard, but the vast majority dont post anything banworthy. (also I controlled the ben1741 account FYI)
Some of my accounts, like HeyOfSilence, get banned for marking people. This was an account that had LITERALLY never posted, but a mod with a vendetta suspended it when I marked infractions. Its quite unfair. They dont even give me the chance to prove Ill play nice.
Also to my stalkers, I absolutely looovveeee your attention. The fact that you think me and Hoth are the same just makes that better. It gives both of us the attention for either of our posts. The reason you think were some supertroll is that were actually multiple people. Neither of us are on all day. You just think we are because youre deluded.
And to the mods, I promise you things are gonna get vile if you keep me in KoS. Ive had it with getting suspended after 1 post. Ill be posting straight porn if Im kept in 1 post hell. You guys better take a sick day on Hey Day because its going to be nasty. Peace CE, Hey. (any post claiming to be me before or after this string of posts is a liar)

All of that was a bunch of different ones.

I'm crushing on daff hard and I shouldn't do that

Leana is very rude and a bully.

Did deanshow & joestarrr break up? I haven't seen them talk to each other on CE lately.

I was kinda happy when I saw confession topic but then I got bummed when I saw Leana was the TC. Don't really like her

Sorry.
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I've thought about making confession topics just to know what stuff are redacted

The censorship takes the fun out
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