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LittleRoyal
04/30/18 8:43:36 PM
#357:


Leans Im sorry I just posted mine I didnt understand the doc you put and stuff I also didnt read because like so many posts but now I see I was wrong (-.-)b
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Leanaunfurled
04/30/18 9:08:42 PM
#358:


No need to be sorry, love! <3

I secretly hate corn but I'm so wrapped up in my gimmick that I can't ever tell anyone. I'm tired of living the lie! Also Harpie is my alt.


I feel like a terrible person for what I want to do


I love spanking. Both giving and receiving a good spanking. I love the embarrassment and humiliation of being stripped naked and spanked. I like how all the naughty bits are exposed and the control the spanker has. (I am talking about two consenting adults btw). And I equally like being the one doing the spanking or the one being spanked.


i like how this girl bullied me out of a group of people i talked to, yet i was apparently the toxic one. she was and still is a massive jerk to honestly everyone but they love and praise her. god what i would give to be conventionally attractive so i could be loved and adored... i fucking give up.


There is only one board on this site where I would consider the regulars to be normal and a few of us come here just to rile CE up because it amuses us.


Theres a girl on instagram who is in legalntrouble for letting a dog hump her and every time i see her thick ass i want to... well you will redact it, so use your imagination with me, her butt, a kitchen sink, and a whole lot of yogurt.
Anyway, the fact that he dog is there ruins it. I dpnt want to jerk it to a dog, but i want to let loose on her butt or at least her butt on my phone screen. Life is hard


A huge number of people obviously have some sort of social disorder where they replace reality with a message board. Get help. Seriously.

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CeruleanAngeI
04/30/18 9:16:05 PM
#359:


Leanaunfurled posted...
I secretly hate corn but I'm so wrapped up in my gimmick that I can't ever tell anyone. I'm tired of living the lie! Also Harpie is my alt.

@DocileOrangeCup

Disgusting.
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Leanaunfurled
04/30/18 11:27:57 PM
#360:


I am 31 and have never deeded. Not even once. Yes this does mean wet dreams if i cant wake myself up in time to make it to the bathroom. Also still a virgin. Not like the crazy woman hating ones, though.


I enjoy being really generous with money, but it isn't always because I care about someone's problems. It's because I'm pretty depressed and use giving as a way to make myself feel better. Like I matter and make a difference.


I've got a crush on @joestarrr but I don't know how to talk to her because I'm awkward


Theres no proof that i am not charles manson


I am afraid of my wife and friends realizing I'm some degree of a sociopath. I've maintained a pretty good facade for years but it's hard to maintain this forever. It's much easier for me to interact with online communities since I can cut off people who try to get too close to me, or keep the conversation limited to subjects that I can engage with.


Zodd is making me super mad because he keeps stealing Carl from me :(


Leana seems like the type of chick to enjoy taking big black [redacted] up her [redacted] and [redacted].


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joestarrr
05/01/18 12:25:34 AM
#361:


Leanaunfurled posted...
I've got a crush on @joestarrr but I don't know how to talk to her because I'm awkward


hi is a good start
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Eevee-Trainer
05/01/18 12:56:20 AM
#362:


@joestarrr hi
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DavidWong
05/01/18 12:57:46 AM
#363:


Leanaunfurled posted...
Theres a girl on instagram who is in legalntrouble for letting a dog hump her and every time i see her thick ass i want to... well you will redact it, so use your imagination with me, her butt, a kitchen sink, and a whole lot of yogurt.


LMFAO

literally lol'ing at work
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PhazonReborn
05/01/18 12:59:41 AM
#364:


Leanaunfurled posted...
Leana seems like the type of chick to enjoy taking big black [redacted] up her [redacted] and [redacted].

Lololol
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joestarrr
05/01/18 1:03:28 AM
#365:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
@joestarrr hi


who posted
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MusicFoIIower
05/01/18 1:03:56 AM
#366:


Nudes when?
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Slip-N-Slide
05/01/18 1:05:32 AM
#367:


Yaoyorozu posted...
The weirdest thing about that long confession was that they had a crush on Avril Lavigne tbh

Didn't read it but it's probably Hoth then. He has some story he tells on the Franklin account of meeting her after a concert, getting a ride in her limo, and spending the night out with her.
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LittleRoyal
05/01/18 1:21:40 AM
#368:


DavidWong posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Theres a girl on instagram who is in legalntrouble for letting a dog hump her and every time i see her thick ass i want to... well you will redact it, so use your imagination with me, her butt, a kitchen sink, and a whole lot of yogurt.


LMFAO

literally lol'ing at work


Wait okay Im a bit umm. Worried.

By letting her dog hump her

Its like her leg right?
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Slip-N-Slide
05/01/18 1:29:11 AM
#369:


LittleRoyal posted...
DavidWong posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...
Theres a girl on instagram who is in legalntrouble for letting a dog hump her and every time i see her thick ass i want to... well you will redact it, so use your imagination with me, her butt, a kitchen sink, and a whole lot of yogurt.


LMFAO

literally lol'ing at work


Wait okay Im a bit umm. Worried.

By letting her dog hump her

Its like her leg right?

There was some chick on one of those platforms who was a legit dog fucker. It was apparently legal in the state she was in but they ended up getting her on some other animal charges for she did it out of state or something, I don't remember.
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PhazonReborn
05/01/18 1:30:27 AM
#370:


Slip-N-Slide posted...
legit dog fucker.

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LittleRoyal
05/01/18 1:31:46 AM
#371:


How would everyone even know unless she like. >.> why would she even want that..?
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Slip-N-Slide
05/01/18 1:46:34 AM
#373:


PhazonReborn posted...
Slip-N-Slide posted...
legit dog fucker.

Just for clarity I meant "legit" as in she actually did/does it, not in any legal or moral sense.
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OpShaft
05/01/18 1:51:05 AM
#374:


What the fuck is shameful about having a crush on Avril Lavigne?
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Slip-N-Slide
05/01/18 1:57:48 AM
#375:


OpShaft posted...
What the fuck is shameful about having a crush on Avril Lavigne?

She's ugly, a terrible musician, and fucked the dude from Nickelback to name a few reasons.

I'd gold dig her tho.
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OpShaft
05/01/18 1:59:55 AM
#376:


Slip-N-Slide posted...
OpShaft posted...
What the fuck is shameful about having a crush on Avril Lavigne?

She's ugly, a terrible musician, and fucked the dude from Nickelback to name a few reasons.


Wrong, irrelevant and irrelevant.
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MegaTech
05/01/18 6:04:31 AM
#377:


Leanaunfurled posted...
Leana seems like the type of chick to enjoy taking big black [redacted] up her [redacted] and [redacted].

Lol, interesting
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Zodd3224
05/01/18 7:59:09 AM
#378:


Carl is MINE
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vbty3
05/01/18 9:51:00 AM
#379:


Like half of these confessions that people assume to be Hoth are probably other users trying to stir the pot.
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Leanaunfurled
05/01/18 11:04:24 AM
#380:


Good morning and all of that!

I find vegys comment in this topic about e-relationships not being real Im very poor taste and just another reason why he doesnt deserve the love he gets. Stirring the pot as always.


Since when do Leana and Mernardi talk so much? Is there a thing between them

Since a few months ago, through the power of Monster Hunter World. And ew no. He's a married man. :(

I still feel bad for the users who haven't seen joestarrs amazing boobs, they were magnificent and to be perfectly honest here, they changed my life. I started working out, eating right, and instead of letting all kinds of negativity get to me I thought of her breasts and immediately started to feel better. I just want to thank you joestarr, your mere existence saved me from the dark scary hole I was falling in to.

This is great lol @joestarrr

I love watching Carl iron his shirt in the morning. He's so cute and when's he's finished there are no creases.


This is Brutal and I'm in love with you

lol Brutal and I aren't speaking. :) But ok faker.

Lean how old are you?

27

My real name is Sarah. And I am 19 years old. That picture of me is real. Stop hating on me :/

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Carlbertomfg
05/01/18 11:08:49 AM
#381:


Leanaunfurled posted...


I love watching Carl iron his shirt in the morning. He's so cute and when's he's finished there are no creases.




Scandalous!
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V-E-G-Y-
05/01/18 11:14:09 AM
#382:


Leanaunfurled posted...
I find vegys comment in this topic about e-relationships not being real Im very poor taste and just another reason why he doesnt deserve the love he gets. Stirring the pot as always.

I'm just saying dat a failed e-relationship shouldn't affect you like dat, don't give up on love

But don't get in e-relationships, dey are mostly never legit unless you mean online dating
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Zodd3224
05/01/18 11:19:09 AM
#383:


Carlbertomfg posted...
Leanaunfurled posted...


I love watching Carl iron his shirt in the morning. He's so cute and when's he's finished there are no creases.




Scandalous!


Its true tho
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Leanaunfurled
05/01/18 11:19:51 AM
#384:


Carlbertomfg posted...
Scandalous!

In my opinion this meanie is implying that you're not cute any time you aren't ironing. And you called me a bully.
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treewojima
05/01/18 11:29:49 AM
#385:


lol, her boobs have magical powers
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joestarrr
05/01/18 11:40:56 AM
#386:


holy crap why did I go to nursing school when i could just flash people to fix their ailments
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OpShaft
05/01/18 12:03:27 PM
#387:


joestarrr posted...
holy crap why did I go to nursing school when i could just flash people to fix their ailments


I'm feeling very sick right now
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MegaTech
05/01/18 12:03:57 PM
#388:


Top tier super power
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Leanaunfurled
05/01/18 12:27:55 PM
#389:


MegaTech posted...
Top tier super power

For everyone!
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V-E-G-Y-
05/01/18 12:29:08 PM
#390:


OpShaft posted...
joestarrr posted...
holy crap why did I go to nursing school when i could just flash people to fix their ailments


I'm feeling very sick right now

Lmao
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Leanaunfurled
05/01/18 1:48:51 PM
#391:


@Eevee-Trainer post your selfie already.


h e l l - o @@@@ i n o t i c e d s y o u d i d n 0 t p o s t m y l a s t m e s s a g e w h y i s t h i s ???? t h e r e a r e m a n y f l i e s d o w n h e r e i w i l l n a m e t h e p r e t t i e s t 0 n e a f t e r y o u i f y o u c 0 m p l y

You convinced me.

pretty sure i should be on disability but im probably just gonna wear myself down to death


Kaname never left the fam and feeds Hoth information. It's why he hates Goatthief so much. Goatthief betrayed the fam.


I have over 500 accounts banned. Roughly 200 of them were unfairly banned.


I'm a furry, been one for about 6-7 years now, and i haven't told my family or friends. I've only told 2 people irl and I'm afraid to start dating people, in case my family does find out.


Fuck depression; not sure how much I can take

Do you have someone you can talk to?
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Volkswagen_Bros
05/01/18 2:30:46 PM
#392:


I thought you were skipping Heys/Hoths obvious confessions.

What is you doing.
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Leanaunfurled
05/01/18 2:41:07 PM
#393:


Which one?
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Volkswagen_Bros
05/01/18 2:45:17 PM
#394:


From Post #391

Eevee-Trainer post your selfie already.


I have over 500 accounts banned. Roughly 200 of them were unfairly banned.

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Eevee-Trainer
05/01/18 2:56:56 PM
#395:


Leanaunfurled posted...
My real name is Sarah. And I am 19 years old. That picture of me is real. Stop hating on me :/

Also this one
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Leanaunfurled
05/01/18 2:57:34 PM
#396:


lol How the heck is someone asking for a selfie necessarily Hoth?

I also thought a few other posters were notorious for having hundreds of accounts.

EDIT: ya'll are fucking obsessed with Hoth >_>
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Volkswagen_Bros
05/01/18 3:01:48 PM
#397:


I reckon' Miss Leana doesn't spend much time in the Warned/Suspended Generals.

I'll give her a pass... for now.
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DragonGirlYuki
05/01/18 3:04:22 PM
#398:


The warned general should be called the hoth general with how much he spams it. Although we are a little surprised Leanaunfurled hasn't been warned yet given that most hosts end up getting in trouble.
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Slip-N-Slide
05/01/18 3:08:11 PM
#399:


DragonGirlYuki posted...
Although we are a little surprised Leanaunfurled hasn't been warned yet given that most hosts end up getting in trouble.

She's being generous with the redactions and likely ignoring many of them because overall this one is more tame that some others, which is fair.
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joestarrr
05/01/18 3:08:25 PM
#400:


V-E-G-Y- posted...
OpShaft posted...
joestarrr posted...
holy crap why did I go to nursing school when i could just flash people to fix their ailments


I'm feeling very sick right now

Lmao


lordy
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Eevee-Trainer
05/01/18 3:08:43 PM
#401:


Leanaunfurled posted...
lol How the heck is someone asking for a selfie necessarily Hoth?

Because Hoth is LITERALLY the only person who has ever asked for a selfie from me. -_-

Leanaunfurled posted...
I also thought a few other posters were notorious for having hundreds of accounts.

The ones that I know of in that respect use their alts for benign purposes, if at all.
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Leanaunfurled
05/01/18 3:11:52 PM
#402:


Fair enough on the alt one. The selfie one, how would that be common knowledge? Cut me some slack.

And again, I haven't been leaving out that many confessions. The ones left out wouldn't have gotten me modded, either, if the current ones haven't. I've left out a lot of compliments about myself from friends because I feel weird posting crap like that.
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Hairy-man
05/01/18 3:12:31 PM
#403:


Eevee gimme a selfie
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Eevee-Trainer
05/01/18 3:16:02 PM
#404:


Leanaunfurled posted...
The selfie one, how would that be common knowledge? Cut me some slack.

Could've sworn I mentioned this at some point in the CEgal Discord.

Regardless I'm not really that irritated, sorry for coming off that way. I mean it's literally Hoth, easy to ignore him.

Though I do agree that this shouldn't be a soapbox for him.

Hairy-man posted...
Eevee gimme a selfie

http://pm1.narvii.com/6783/c864ee16a039158ad29b9ccee6c843d9daedc670v2_00.jpg
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PhazonReborn
05/01/18 3:19:51 PM
#405:


I'm learning that there is talk of flashing?

I have a headache myself and I could use a good flashing
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Hairy-man
05/01/18 3:20:34 PM
#406:


Hot!
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teepan95
05/01/18 3:21:34 PM
#407:


Hairy-man posted...
Eevee gimme a selfie

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