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ProfessorKukui
04/29/18 8:23:04 PM
#204:


On noes Hoth is gonna leak his nudes.
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/29/18 8:26:25 PM
#205:


Are you skipping some of the confessions?

Thats not the spirit of these topics.
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ThatMuttGuy
04/29/18 8:27:07 PM
#206:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Are you skipping some of the confessions?

Thats not the spirit of these topics.

Was yours the loli one lmao?
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/29/18 8:27:38 PM
#207:


ThatMuttGuy posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Are you skipping some of the confessions?

Thats not the spirit of these topics.

Was yours the loli one lmao?

Which would be.....?

Enlighten me mah boy.
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Leanaunfurled
04/29/18 8:28:28 PM
#208:


I skipped another Hey one and one that was about me. I'll likely skip other Hey ones, though they can be entertaining so I'm 50/50 on that.
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ThatMuttGuy
04/29/18 8:30:42 PM
#209:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ThatMuttGuy posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Are you skipping some of the confessions?

Thats not the spirit of these topics.

Was yours the loli one lmao?

Which would be.....?

Enlighten me mah boy.

"I want to headpat all the lolis"

Either way yours was likely garbage
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/29/18 8:38:53 PM
#210:


ThatMuttGuy posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
ThatMuttGuy posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Are you skipping some of the confessions?

Thats not the spirit of these topics.

Was yours the loli one lmao?

Which would be.....?

Enlighten me mah boy.

"I want to headpat all the lolis"

Either way yours was likely garbage

If I can make a CEgal smile, then Ive done a good deed today.

And no, that was not my confession. Id pinch their cheeks, actually.
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Reis
04/29/18 8:39:58 PM
#211:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
If I can make a CEgal smile, then Ive done a good deed today.

And no, that was not my confession. Id pinch their cheeks, actually.

It's more like make them cringe tbh
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k darkfire
04/29/18 8:40:28 PM
#212:


I posted racist shit on multiple alts.I wasn't trolling per se, I genuinely believed the non-sense I spewed. I was in a dark place.I guess I wanted to see how low I'd sink. I'm still depressed but, I'm not in that dark hole again.
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/29/18 8:43:25 PM
#213:


Reis posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
If I can make a CEgal smile, then Ive done a good deed today.

And no, that was not my confession. Id pinch their cheeks, actually.

It's more like make them cringe tbh

Behave yourself, Missy. Dont make me take off my belt now.
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Vulgorn
04/29/18 8:44:42 PM
#214:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Behave yourself, Missy. Dont make me take off my belt now.

d i s c u s t i n g
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Eevee-Trainer
04/29/18 8:45:33 PM
#215:


Why does everyone think Reis is a chick???
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DocileOrangeCup
04/29/18 8:46:14 PM
#216:


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Reis
04/29/18 8:46:20 PM
#217:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Behave yourself, Missy. Dont make me take off my belt now.

YWG3FVR
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Leanaunfurled
04/29/18 8:47:16 PM
#218:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Reis posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
If I can make a CEgal smile, then Ive done a good deed today.

And no, that was not my confession. Id pinch their cheeks, actually.

It's more like make them cringe tbh

Behave yourself, Missy. Dont make me take off my belt now.

Well this cheered me up immensely.
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Reis
04/29/18 9:00:34 PM
#219:


Who posted
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/29/18 9:01:05 PM
#220:


Them naughty girls should really get the spanks as opposed to the belt.
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joestarrr
04/29/18 9:01:55 PM
#221:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Them naughty girls should really get the spanks as opposed to the belt.


honey, reis may be naughty .... but sure ain't a girl
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Reis
04/29/18 9:03:37 PM
#222:


This is some 48D Chinese checkers trolling tbqh and I'm not gonna fall for it
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Volkswagen_Bros
04/29/18 9:04:41 PM
#223:


joestarrr posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Them naughty girls should really get the spanks as opposed to the belt.


honey, reis may be naughty .... but sure ain't a girl

Would androgynous be more suitable then?

I reckon so.
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Zodd3224
04/29/18 10:14:05 PM
#224:


joestarrr posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
I bet I know who the Reis confession is from...

Me




the world may never know...


Reis posted...
Shut the fuck up and @ me you cowards


Oh you crazy kids
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joestarrr
04/29/18 10:32:11 PM
#225:


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chill02
04/29/18 10:34:41 PM
#226:


well then
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Zodd3224
04/29/18 10:44:42 PM
#227:


I will fight every negative confession maker about Leana
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Carlbertomfg
04/29/18 10:46:12 PM
#228:


Imma fight everyone who says Reis isn't a bodacious babe.
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DocileOrangeCup
04/29/18 10:46:32 PM
#229:


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Eevee-Trainer
04/29/18 10:47:34 PM
#230:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Reis isn't a bodacious babe

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ProfessorKukui
04/29/18 10:47:39 PM
#231:


128UMaujdjX7Pi
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fire_bolt
04/29/18 10:47:39 PM
#232:


I'mma fight EVERYONE, full stop

Hell in a cell, ya fucker. Come on if you're hard enough
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Zodd3224
04/29/18 10:48:25 PM
#233:


Carlbertomfg posted...
Imma fight everyone who says Reis isn't a bodacious babe.


Speaking of fighting, whatever happened to our oiled up 4 way match with @Hairy-man and @nevershine ?
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Carlbertomfg
04/29/18 10:48:29 PM
#234:


Some people in here bout to get fighted. Oil fighted.
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Zodd3224
04/29/18 10:49:46 PM
#235:


Carlbertomfg posted...
Some people in here bout to get fighted. Oil fighted.


You should take down Eevee first, she's the weakest
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Carlbertomfg
04/29/18 10:51:51 PM
#236:


Zodd3224 posted...
Carlbertomfg posted...
Some people in here bout to get fighted. Oil fighted.


You should take down Eevee first, she's the weakest

Just strong enough to hurl a briq
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Eevee-Trainer
04/29/18 11:01:38 PM
#237:


All I need is a brick
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Zodd3224
04/29/18 11:02:45 PM
#238:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick


All you need is to shut the fuck up
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Eevee-Trainer
04/29/18 11:03:40 PM
#239:


Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick


All you need is to shut the fuck up

*chucks a brick*
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dib153
04/29/18 11:03:54 PM
#240:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick

A quick brick to the dick is a very slick trick
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Zodd3224
04/29/18 11:07:23 PM
#241:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick


All you need is to shut the fuck up

*chucks a brick*


*catches the brick, places it gently on the ground, and gives you a hug*
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-Laurie1527
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Eevee-Trainer
04/29/18 11:09:17 PM
#242:


Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick


All you need is to shut the fuck up

*chucks a brick*

*catches the brick, places it gently on the ground, and gives you a hug*

*bashes your head repeatedly with a brick*
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Reis
04/29/18 11:11:23 PM
#243:


Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick


All you need is to shut the fuck up

I've never agreed with anything more tbh
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Psychosexual
04/29/18 11:11:49 PM
#244:


Please stop posting you alphabet ruined the topic with your drivel
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Eevee-Trainer
04/29/18 11:14:42 PM
#245:


Reis posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick


All you need is to shut the fuck up

I've never agreed with anything more tbh

who posted
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Zodd3224
04/29/18 11:26:10 PM
#246:


Eevee-Trainer posted...
Reis posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Eevee-Trainer posted...
All I need is a brick


All you need is to shut the fuck up

I've never agreed with anything more tbh

who posted


Whomst posted
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Reis
04/29/18 11:29:11 PM
#247:


Whomst'dt've fuck posted
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joestarrr
04/29/18 11:30:52 PM
#248:


Reis posted...
Whomst'dt've fuck posted

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Zodd3224
04/29/18 11:33:49 PM
#249:


Im assuming the above two posts are Hoth alts
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OpShaft
04/29/18 11:35:08 PM
#250:


Mine isn't here yet :o

I'm sad.
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Leanaunfurled
04/30/18 1:53:34 AM
#251:


Sorry for the long gap, meh night.

It made me a little jealous when Aeriis was flirting with Godnorgosh. Isn't that pathetic and embarrassing?


A certain user is a fan of heavily burnt potatoes. Pass it on.


I dont have anything to really admit because you are all loser nerds that need to stop being so anti social


Leana I swear if you leave my (Hey) confessions out I will make you a main focus on Hey Day. You will be the apple of my eye if you deny me the attention I deserve and I never cared about you before now. I will focus 100% of my attention on you if you decide to jilt me here.
Please dont make the wrong choice. I never pegged you for a delusional person. I thought you could see reason, and not be tricked into believing I was some conjured alt. I am a main. I deserve to have my confessions posted. If they arent posted by 9 pm GMT today, I will be blowing this topic up with thousands of confessions.
I hope you have a wonderful night tho ;) no illl wishes until you betray me


I've been holding this secret in for a long time now. It's been gnawing away at my conscience for years. I... I think I'm a weaboo. I've watched hundreds upon hundreds of anime, binge watching garbage Chinese cartoons just for the heck of it. Sometimes I'd go on a bathroom break at work, and get it the stall to handle my business. But unlike a normal person, I didn't go into the stall to whack my mole off. It was instead to get my daily fix anime. Even when I'm commuting I have to watch anime, and I am ashamed to admit that I'm the first person in the world to develop the secret hidden technique of letting my imouto take the wheel. So far my room is filled with dozens of posters of waifus and I have a rotation of body pillows that I switch out every night (my Harem, so to speak).

One day, a friend of mine just asked me out the blue if I watched anime. The question pierced my soul, and I was filled with an intense feeling of disgust. It occurred to me how this is how other people think of weebs. Naturally I vehemently denied this, and have since cut that friend off after finding out he watches anime as well. The main issue here, or rather the reason why I've decided to regale you with this tale is because I'm struggling to find a way to come out to my family about this. I can't keep looking my mother in the eye every day and pretend everything is alright if I have this deep dark secret bottled up. Please help me, the guilt I'm feeling is too agonizing to bear.


Hairymans penis is small

LOL

I pretend to be a devoted Trump supporter on CE, but in reality, I'm actually worried about the direction he's taking this country. Triggered liberals are funny though.

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ProfessorKukui
04/30/18 6:24:39 AM
#252:


Lol that weaboo confession.
Acceptance is key to a healthy life.
Embrace your inner imouto waifu & be at peace m8.
Become one with the Eternal Weeb, embrace eternity.
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Reis
04/30/18 6:48:33 AM
#253:


ProfessorKukui posted...
Lol that weaboo confession.

There's nothing funny about a man afflicted with weeb
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