Board 8 > B8UCA Presents: Monday Afternoon COMBAT! Ft. TLC, Big Tag, SIGNUPS, Contract!

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MAIN EVENT

LUSTER IN THE MAIN EVENT in a TLC MATCH!: LusterSoldier vs. IHateThisCPU
Luster goes one on one with CPU FOR THE FINAL TIME in our MAIN EVENT tonight! Luster has literally never been booked in a main event before according to his promo and such a stalwart deserves better. Rules: Vote once per hour. Ladder: Four votes in a row wins the match. Chair: If that doesn't happen, two votes in a row grabs the chair, at which point every subsequent vote counts double until your opponent gets two votes in a row to get it back. Tables: Votes ending in a 0 message ID count triple (or sextuple if coinciding with a chair vote!)

Undercard

UNLEASH THE HYPE: Boko United (GTM, X_Dante_X, Maniac64 and B8UCA Middleweight Champion Boko) vs. Solioxrz362 and The Kingdom (B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion Tom Bombadil and B8UCA Tag-Team Champions Apollo_Phoenix and Strife2)
A huge clash here features an explosion of our MW, MM, Undisputed and Tag Title matches! Who can get the upper hand heading into Epopmania?

CONTRACT SIGNING: XIII_rocks and DpOblivion
The match between DP and I to decide the greatest of all time at Epopmania X isn't quite official yet - gotta sign that contract first! Meet me in the ring, pretender.

The leftovers: ZeroSignal620 vs. B8UCA LW Champion WiggumFan267
I wanted to make that 4-on-4 a 5-on-5, but it seemed wrong to have Tom facing Wigs before their NLK EXPLOSION at Epopmania X! So here we are with Raven and Wigs, the unbooked guys in that match, facing off.

Meanwhile...: XIII_rocks vs. Ayvuir
I'm settling all the scores! I've faced Steiner, eddv, and next week on Ruin I am officially challenging Solioxrz362 to a match. But for now, it's time to tune up by calling back to my first ever proper rivalry, the 6-month, multi-level feud with Ayv.

New vs. Old:
ExThaNemesis vs. EmeraldEgg
Steinershocker vs. davidponte
At Epopmania there's going to be two very distinct singles matches. Our two newest faces, david and Emerald, will challenge each other...while two men who main-evented the UCA's first PPV will also compete!

Solo Tune-Up for Shad: Shaduln vs. eaedwards
Shad has his eye on one thing - winning the tag titles with Stifled at Epopmania X. He's fully focussed again, and this is just the kind of match to bring him back into top form - eaed!

OPEN SIGNUPS!: B8UCA Alumni LW Title Battle Royal
The title will be vacated and the LW title will be up for grabs in a battle royal among our distinguished alumni! I already have some names confirmed to be in, but consider this topic an OPEN SIGNUP.
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ONLY FOUR TV SHOWS LEFT ;_; VOTE FORM

VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Luster vs. CPU
GTM/Dante/Maniac/Boko vs. Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
ZSig vs. Wigs
XIII vs. Ayv
ExTha vs. Emerald
Steiner vs. david
Shad vs. eaed

@LusterSoldier @IhatethisCPU @GTM @X_Dante_X @Maniac64 @MajinZidane @Solioxrz362 @Strife2 @Apollo_Phoenix @Tom_Bombadil
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@ZeroSignal620 @WiggumFan267 @ExThaNemesis @Emeraldegg @Steiner @davidponte @Shaduln @eaedwards6400 @DpObliVion
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VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: CPU
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII (Cause I don't know the other guy at all)
Emerald
david
eaed
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CPU's corpse
mercs united EXPLODES
Wigs
XIII
Emerald
david
eaed
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[AS SOON AS THE BELL RINGS, HYPE GUY STORMS TO THE RING AND BEGINS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF LUSTER WITH THE SURROUNDING WEAPONS.]

HAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME IN THE RING? YOU STUPID GOON

I AM GOING TO STICK BAMBOO UNDER YOUR NAILS...DRINK YOUR BLOOD...AND EVISCERATE YOU

[Hype Guy continues the MERCILESS ASSAULT.]

Oh, and I vote for CPU.

Get hype.
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XIII_rocks posted...

next week on Ruin I am officially challenging Solioxrz362 to a match

Yo bro, you trying to put some heat on my chill or something? That's not cool bro. Way not cool.

So you're on! I'm gonna expose you for the melvin that you are!
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VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Luster
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII
Emerald
david
eaed
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VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: CPU
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII
Emerald
david
eaed
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[Hype Guy's eyes bulge almost completely out of his face as he wails on Luster with what was once a steel folding chair but is now a broken, twisted hunk of cold, unforgiving metal.]

[UCA_Pao abandons him in disgust as he continues the assault.]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE D
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[Hype Guy completely ignores a puzzled CPU as he begins to YANK OUT LUSTER'S HAIR.]
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Luster
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII
Emerald
david
Shad
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XIII! One of my 4/22 brothers. The man who is undoubtedly the face of the UCA. A man whose contributions are incalculable, and his title reigns....a large number. A man always striving for more, who's insecure of his legacy as the UCA comes to an end.

I am content with my legacy. I am content knowing that I am the greatest in the UCA. These doors can close today, in three weeks, or in three years. One of Tom or Wigs will walk out of Epopmania X with a championship belt. But I will be the greatest of all time. I will be the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

That said, this final Epopmania needs to be something special. A lasting legacy of its own. The fans deserve the best of the best. It might not be the main event, but it would be the match everyone would remember. I can't think of anyone who I'd rather face at Epopmania X.

*signs contract*

Let's give them the best fucking show they've ever seen.
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I'd feel like my match against Emerald would be incomplete if I didn't come down here and cut another promo, like I've done so many times in my career, for my final match at Epopmania.

There is no manufactured drama here. This is not good versus evil, or the blow-off to some hatred filled feud between two competitors who are at odds with each other. Simply put, this is a celebration of the new school wrestlers here in the UCA.

As Emerald pointed out last week, our career trajectories have not been the exact same. I'm not going to come out here and pretend like we're carbon copies of each other, but I will say that our intentions have been shared ever since we step foot into this ring. The goal has always been to put on a show, to showcase what we can do, and to achieve greatness. This final match is no different.

Somehow, our paths have rarely crossed up to this point. When Emerald showed up, I was at the top of the card, and when he finally managed to get there, I was struggling to find my footing.

There were a few meetings that stood out to me, though. Most of all was our time in the Bound For Whisky series. Emerald looked like he was ready to finally take the step to main event status, and I was dancing around in an Eagle costume. But we were both on fire, eager to take the top spot in the group stage, then move on to the finals, and we both put up a hell of a fight to get there.

A battle between the two newcomers. At Epopmania, the goal is to surpass that. There is no day after, no feud or title to look for after the match. There's no reason to hold back, and I'll be damned if I don't put on one of the best performances of my career.
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I am signing for the LW title battle royale

My first title like so many greats was the LW title, and it will be an honor to be the last LW champ
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Man, imagine if the first ever LW champ was also the last? That's right, after almost ten years and with a new stage name, I'm coming out of retirement!!!
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*Stands up from reading fortune, kicks the table over, and stares into the camera*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xz4NV0zsbY

I knew a day would come that would knock me down to size. These, these decided a great many things for me recently, and yet...and yet they lied. My year was supposed to be positive. My year would be right: my end to my long journey to graduate that hell, and my Kingdom's final days would be spent in happiness and celebration.

So why? Why did these lie? Why did these not warn me that I would lose my job after only a month? Why did these not tell me that three years of my life, learning, searching, and clawing my way to grasp something would tumble down so easily? It was as if the cold, bitter weather that haunted my days lingered onward, possessing me, wrapping me up in numbness and anxiety. I did not heed all the warning signs. I was complacent, and real life slapped me in the face as if I was still a stupid child. Will my five years of UCA also mean nothing in the end?

An Empire wants their lasting glory. But even more than that, a United front stands against the Kingdom as well? Why? Why does my life have to spiral downwards? The glowing memories of my past are giving way to an uncertain future, and I can do nothing but wait for things to come...

...Oh how I despise waiting
...the feeling of wasting days away in uncertainty, eking out a living disgusts me.

I am so afraid, afraid of losing whatever I have left: my title, my fellow King, our Kingdom, and UCA all will go away...fading just as the other world is fading from me too. I care not for these opponents in my way. I will MAKE you leave. I will make sure no bad luck, bad karma, or pathetic fools like you makes me slip on a banana peel and ruins my rotten luck any further. GTM, Dante, Stifled, Shad: I want you gone. I want this...this UCA facade gone. All that's left would be me, hoping not to live and die broken, destitute, and depraved after what I worked so hard for died in front of me within seconds. But I suppose I am fated to begin UCA how I started it: dead inside. Everything's still the same, and it all just fades to black. If those feelings are coming back to haunt me, I want them to haunt you too.

Haunt you...hurt you...end you!
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*Runs through the ring to the other corner and spears Stifled through the ropes to the floor*
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VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: CPU
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
ZSig
Ayv
ExTha
david
eaed
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I have words....words for Sultan.

At UCA 10 I tried to reform one of the most dominant stables of our run - to re form the Trifecta. Led by me with you and eaed as my proud sentinels, my attack dogs.

We were going to come together destroy The Empire of Silence or Whiskey on the Rocks one last time. But you had yoir own plans. You took things into your own hands and turned on me. Tried to help that loser Extha.

Well it didnt work. I am a Mt Rushmore caliber talent and little men like you and Extha cannot stop me. I beat Boko Nee and FFD in back to back matches to be the first undisputed champion. I have pinned XIII in the main event of Epopmania.

And on this final Epopmania, I am going to kick your ass as the curtain closes on this project and you return to your gas station and anonymity.

Eaed! Book it. Now.
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Luster
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Luster
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII
Emerald
david
eaed
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VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: CPU
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII
Emerald
david
Shad

The Kingdom has long maintained that we are destined to reign over Board 8 Forever. At Epopmania, that will be proven an undisputed reality, as we finish the decade-long lineage of this company and these tag team titles as its champions.

For 10 years, teams and factions have battled over and traded these prizes. Legends and warriors waged bitter rivalries and impressive athletic contests, all to lay claim to being THE best duo in the UCA. And now, in the end, stand two: The Last King Strife. The Eternal King Apollo. For months we've defended these titles and inched closer towards immortality. We are the greatest tag team in UCA history, and we will reign eternally as the division's final champions come Epopmania. These belts have spent 10 years seeking the BEST, and their search will soon be cemented. We've not reached this far to trip at the literal final hurdle.

Boko United and the Empire of Silence are worthy final opponents. They're great, perhaps even iconic tag teams. But they're not eternal. They will not be forever, they have not reigned supreme over the tag team mountain for the better part of a year vanquishing time-travellers, mismatched wildcards, and returning legends seeking glory that belongs only to the One True Kingdom now.

It is fitting that your King is now the UCA Rumble's all-time Iron Man, a title I took from Shad. At Epopmania, I will take that last gasp hope for glory Shad returned for, and become the eternal tag-team Iron Man, reigning into oblivion alongside Strife.

I am ready.

Forever We Will Reign
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Luster
The Kingdom
ZSig
XIII
Emerald
Davif
Eaed
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VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Luster
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII
ExTha
Steiner
Shad

*sig-* oh wait
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Luster
GTM/Dante/Maniac/Boko
ZSig
Ayv
Emerald
david
eaed
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Epopmania is nearing. UCA is celebrating its entire history, from the humble beginning, to the high peaks and low valleys of those middle years, and the thrilling conclusion we are all heading towards.

I was there at the start. I went up against folks who are now distinguished alumni, grizzled veterans, and forgotten names. I was there for those high peaks. Fans jumping in the air, grasping for autographs, and matches that left everyone stunned. I was there for the lows. Slow storylines, low votals, times where the only thing keeping some fans going was a chance to glimpse their favorite superstar. And I'm here now as everything reaches the end.

Past, present, and future are coming together. The alumni are coming out of the woodwork, the veterans are stepping back into place. Everyone on the card is trying to make a big showing now, get themselves in position for possibly the biggest show ever. And those final results of Epopmania are what we are all fighting for. To stand on top in victory at the end of the night will be the greatest triumph. And that is where I want to be, standing tall at the end, a culmination of my success.

I am declaring this my sign-up for the LW title battle royale! The LW title battle royale will feature UCA members from all periods, big and small! All of these members that I am familiar with. They have all crossed my path in the past. They have all felt the deafening cheers of my fans. And they have all felt defeat at my hands at some point. After all, I have succeeded on every level, LW, MW, HW, and tag. I can take on anyone, at any level. Sure, some others will make that claim too, but I can make it look good for everyone, and to everyone.

That's why I've been the fan favorite for so long. I can win as big as anyone else, and maybe even bigger, but I can also be the most entertaining guy in the room while doing so. And at the final Epopmania, why not get the biggest e-pop from the crowd? I will take on many, and I will end on top, and thus the fans will end on top, and the UCA as a whole will end on top.

The biggest cheer at the biggest event for the biggest win by the biggest face. This is what Epopmania is all about.
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*sees that hype guy has been beating the ever loving hell out of Luster for 12 hours*

OK, enough.

Hype Guy, you're behind on your work and there are only two weeks left until Epopmania. This obsession with Luster is damaging the event.

However, I have no further use for you or Luster after Mania, and I recognise that this is not a problem that will be solved just because I say "stop".

So I've found the perfect solution. As long as you don't touch Luster between now and Epopmania...at Epopmania you will get your chance to take the ultimate revenge.

That's right. For only the second time ever, you will face Luster in...a DEATHMATCH TO THE DEATH MATCH! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! THE WINNER TAKES THEIR REVENGE...THE LOSER DIES!

I hope this satiates you but remember - you cannot attack Luster between now and Mania!
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Luster
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
ZSig
XIII
Emerald
david
Emperor Shad
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*chuckles and stands up, while Strife lays in a heap on the floor*

Silly Strife. I anticipated your attack. You just can't help yourself. And I can't help but pay tribute to classic WCW moments at convenient moments...

*takes off my shirt, revealing a metal plate*

Now did I know you would pull a Goldberg on me? Of course not. But do I have a LARPing hobby that I indulge at the Empire Rec Center? Sure do! Just don't tell anyone wink wink.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm watching my Emperor do battle!
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I would like to vote for Boko United.

You better not be getting in my way XIII. Solio and the MM title are mine.
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ONLY FOUR TV SHOWS LEFT ;_; VOTE FORM

VOTE ONCE PER HOUR: Luster
GTM/Dante/Maniac/Boko
ZSig
XIII
Emerald
david
eaed
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Maniac64 posted...

I would like to vote for Boko United.

You better not be getting in my way XIII. Solio and the MM title are mine.

Oh I have a bigger non-GOAT to fry.

But I do want to beat Solio.
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Well in that case I challenge DP on that same night!

Just because I can, also cause I'm still annoyed I couldn't beat him for the MM title back when he had it.
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Alright DP. You were eager to sign, which only proves to me how little you understand what you're getting into.

My Epopmania resum is second-to-none. I have faced down the best at this event and made history again and again. I have faced Jakyl, eddv, Tom, Nick. It's a long list. You're the next and there's nothing you can do to stop me. I'll use you as a final stepping stone on my path to ultimate, everlasting glory.

You will get the most motivated possible version of XIII at Epopmania X, DP. The absolute best of me.

And you won't be able to handle it.

*signs the contract*
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[Gets carried out to ring by variety of sea creatures]

Behold, mere furniture mortals! The Poseidon of Tables has arrived!

[Raises mighty trident!]

Now you might be wondering to yourself 'Wow, what's this incredibly handsome and renowned greek god of the tides/taybles doing here? Well, I've heard there's an impostor in this arena! Someone mere mortal calling themselves a MASTER of my DOMAIN! I will not stand for this! I will not leave this ring until they get out here. Come on, show yourself!

[Waits.]
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Just four more shows left before the end. Before the UCA's curtain closes at Epopmania X, the most grand of events to grace this company! Nine years ago, I wrestled Dante in the first ever Middleweight Championship match. As fate would have it nine years later, I, Zero Signal, will also wrestle in the last Middleweight Championship match and it will be against a man who has been in this business just as long as I have! MajinZidane vs Raven, Boko vs Zero Signal, the first King of the Board vs the Master of War, this match will have all the stops pulled out! Because one more time, at high noon, Boko and Zero will clash in the UCA's final hour and one man will cement himself as the final Middleweight Champion!

Luster
GTM/Dante/Maniac/Boko
ZSig
XIII
ExTha
david
eaed
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The eddv v. Sultan issues will be address on the next Ruin.
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I can't remember how to get in to UCA alt I was trying to revive for fun little appearance and almost locked myself out of this account in the process. On with the main part of the promo I guess! >_>

ZAZI! You call yourself the Master of Tables?! Well I am the Poseidon of Tables! Poseidon is better than Master! I'll prove it too...at Epopmania, the final Epopmania..I challenge you the tables match to end all tables matches! Not with any ordinary tables, that's been done. To be the true god of tables we need to use the truest table known to man.

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.407144715.9347/raf,750x1000,075,t,fafafa:ca443f4786.jpg

@ZaziGuado, at Epopmania X I challenge you to the FIRST and FINAL ever JAPANESE TABLES MATCH!

There can only be one true master of the table. Let's find out who it is, shall we?
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*table shatters*

I do call myself Master of Taybles. I intend to forever call myself Master of Taybles. One Master of Taybles to rule them all. Let us put on the greatest and best Taybles match in the world. They will write tributes to it. We will BECOME AS GODS.

@Korayashi, I accept. Let us carve our names into the pantheon of epop history.
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XIII_rocks posted...

OPEN SIGNUPS!: B8UCA Alumni LW Title Battle Royal
The title will be vacated and the LW title will be up for grabs in a battle royal among our distinguished alumni! I already have some names confirmed to be in, but consider this topic an OPEN SIGNUP.

Sure, I'm interested in being in.
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LUSTER I THINK YOU'RE A BIT PREOCCUPIED

@LusterSoldier

XIII_rocks posted...

*sees that hype guy has been beating the ever loving hell out of Luster for 12 hours*

OK, enough.

Hype Guy, you're behind on your work and there are only two weeks left until Epopmania. This obsession with Luster is damaging the event.

However, I have no further use for you or Luster after Mania, and I recognise that this is not a problem that will be solved just because I say "stop".

So I've found the perfect solution. As long as you don't touch Luster between now and Epopmania...at Epopmania you will get your chance to take the ultimate revenge.

That's right. For only the second time ever, you will face Luster in...a DEATHMATCH TO THE DEATH MATCH! NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! THE WINNER TAKES THEIR REVENGE...THE LOSER DIES!

I hope this satiates you but remember - you cannot attack Luster between now and Mania!

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XIII_rocks posted...

LUSTER I THINK YOU'RE A BIT PREOCCUPIED

Yes, I'm aware of the match with Hype Guy, but I was assuming the LW Battle Royale would happen at some point before Epopmania.
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LusterSoldier posted...

XIII_rocks posted...

LUSTER I THINK YOU'RE A BIT PREOCCUPIED

Yes, I'm aware of the match with Hype Guy, but I was assuming the LW Battle Royale would happen at some point before Epopmania.

No it will happen at Mania itself
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bumping so we don't lose our match requests.
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