Poll of the Day > Lyrics you always mishear?

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TheCyborgNinja
01/18/18 11:46:51 PM
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For me it's whatever "Muscle Shultz is on a swamp rat" is from Sweet Home Alabama... I've never looked into what it really is, and thus still have no clue what is really being said.
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Andromicus
01/18/18 11:51:47 PM
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Idiot control now!
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TheCyborgNinja
01/18/18 11:52:29 PM
#4:


I know what it really says, so it doesn't really count, but it sounds like Hendrix is saying " 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy" in that one song.
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Ferarri619
01/18/18 11:53:17 PM
#5:


I WATCHED YOU CHAAANGE, IN YOOOUUU! IT"S LIKE YOU NEVEEER, HAD WOOOORDS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL4MGwlZuAc

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Golden Road
01/19/18 12:06:19 AM
#6:


Clap along if you feel like a room without a roofer.
Clap along if you feel like happiness is a truther.


I could swear those are the words being sung. There is definitely some extra syllable being added to the end of those lines, as bizarre as it seems that the song is meant to be about conspiracy theories.
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Firewood18
01/19/18 12:06:38 AM
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There is a line from Pearl Jam's Dissident that I always hear as "I thought I passed, a horny goat"
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Sephiroth C Ryu
01/19/18 12:07:20 AM
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A number of Japanese songs. But THIS one is especially good for mishearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5dZfuQXOiw


Eyes are soda, yo! She bought a duck tank! They axe zero!

...is what some of the lines kinda sound like (they of course aren't actually that).
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SkynyrdRocker
01/19/18 12:36:17 AM
#9:


"Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers."

Muscle Shoals is a recording studio, the Swampers are the four session musicians that founded it.
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Smarkil
01/19/18 1:12:06 AM
#10:


Listen to the mormon people dance and sing. We're just one big family

It's supposed to be moment, but I feel like 'mormon' fits better in the context of "We're just one big family".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A

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TheCyborgNinja
01/19/18 1:24:10 AM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
"Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers."

Muscle Shoals is a recording studio, the Swampers are the four session musicians that founded it.

I love that you were the one to answer this. Perfect.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
01/19/18 2:27:16 AM
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I was caught
In the middle of a rainbow attack (Thunder)
I looked 'round
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunder)
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do? (Thunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Thunder)


Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a baboon on the right


Pick up the phone
I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring
36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds, thun-der jeep
Dirty deeds, thun-der jeep
Dirty deeds, thun-der jeep
Dirty deeds and the thunder jeep
Dirty deeds and the thunder jeep

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minervo
01/19/18 2:28:41 AM
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eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast eat breakfast
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Mead
01/19/18 2:39:37 AM
#14:


Hit me with your pet shark!

For your maid!
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CaptainStrong
01/19/18 3:06:51 AM
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https://youtu.be/b0vRSGgYzo4?t=120

He says "I'm a psilocybin pony" but I always hear "I'm a suicide pony".
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Sarcasthma
01/19/18 3:26:28 AM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Don't go 'round tonight
It's bound to take your life
There's a baboon on the right

Young me always thought he was saying "There's a bathroom on the right."
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Mead
01/19/18 3:29:30 AM
#17:


I love you, like walter
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DirtBasedSoap
01/19/18 3:49:40 AM
#18:


Burgers float into my room

I have no idea how anyone hears the actual lyrics on that part.
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HillChange
01/19/18 5:52:07 AM
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I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things in sodomy
In sodomy
In sodomy
Yeah, in sodomy
In sodomy
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TallTamryu
01/19/18 6:05:27 AM
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Always this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC8HdU5i_0s

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Hadmin
01/19/18 6:46:32 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyaQd1a4_ko


Chorus: Free from Christ, free from God, free from you, free from all gods children.

What i hear: Free from Christ, free from God, free from you, free from mongo children.
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Dikitain
01/19/18 8:04:48 AM
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Megadeth: Rust in Piece...Polaris.

I know the lyric is supposed to be "rotten egg-air of death", but the way he says egg-air...well...
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Babbit55
01/19/18 8:43:30 AM
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I have to praise you like a shoe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruAi4VBoBSM


Seriously, thought it was that for years.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/19/18 9:14:54 AM
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Every time I hear that "Work" song by Rhianna I swear I hear all different words.
I literally have no idea what she's saying throughout half the song.
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Blaqthourne
01/19/18 9:19:00 AM
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I purposely hear "Rock the cat box" now.

I always wondered why you'd find a raspberry parade at a second-hand store.
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FinalXemnas
01/19/18 9:19:08 AM
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Salt, sweat, sugar honey ass fart.

All because of one stupid youtube comment from long ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft1lxiWFbDk

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Xfma100
01/19/18 9:26:50 AM
#29:


Smarkil posted...
Listen to the mormon people dance and sing. We're just one big family

It's supposed to be moment, but I feel like 'mormon' fits better in the context of "We're just one big family".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkHTsc9PU2A


You just had to ruin that for me Smarkil!
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Krow_Incarnate
01/19/18 9:44:53 AM
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From the other side of terror to behold

to

From the other side of Denver to behold

https://youtu.be/kjRWG0tKD4A?t=1m24s
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Lightning Bolt
01/19/18 10:41:01 AM
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I've memorized entirely incorrect lyrics for most of the Persona 3 songs. It became a game on its own by the end, singing along to the songs while never checking the lyrics and seeing if I could at least get the meter right.

They pistol whip me
You gotta tell me, you don't care for, over me!
When there's still a smiling moon in the hollow candlerise
Just dial in your moonlight, every tune is the last tune

Where in the hell?!
Morrow's reaching sights, if you hold me tight
Feeling half-assed, so close
With the last lowww

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gravy
01/19/18 11:02:35 AM
#32:


Always heard it like
B b bbenny and the Jets
Rolled up like a douche with a filtered cigarette
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Andromicus
01/19/18 11:04:42 AM
#33:


I honestly thought for years the line "it's all about the Benjamins, baby" was "it's all about the Benjamin's baby" as in I thought it was about the Benjamin family baby.
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Monistic_Turtle
01/19/18 11:25:28 AM
#34:


quigonzel posted...
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche..."

Came here to say this. Surprised this wasn't mentioned within the first 5 posts.
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OmegaM
01/19/18 11:36:06 AM
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The first time I heard Billy Joel's "Keeping the Faith", I thought he was saying "Like a kick in the face" instead of "I'm keeping the faith". (I heard the song on the radio, and they never mentioned the song title.)
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Andromicus
01/19/18 11:41:04 AM
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Monistic_Turtle posted...
quigonzel posted...
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche..."

Came here to say this. Surprised this wasn't mentioned within the first 5 posts.

I still hear douche, I don't care what he is supposed to say
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MICHALECOLE
01/19/18 11:54:12 AM
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quigonzel posted...
"Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche..."

Came in here to say this
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MICHALECOLE
01/19/18 11:54:56 AM
#38:


gravy posted...
Always heard it like
B b bbenny and the Jets
Rolled up like a douche with a filtered cigarette

I think youre mixing songs up
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